Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 74 Rumors about Taishang Laojun (please give me your monthly recommendation votes)
"Oh~ You mean monsters. I met a few of them, but they were all beaten to death by little monkeys."

"It's a lesson. It's normal to kill a few monsters blocking the way. Is it possible that this matter has something to do with Laojun? Or is this monster put down by Laojun?"

Tang Sanzian stared at Taishang Laojun and spoke preemptively.

Taishang Laojun moved his lips and was stunned for a few seconds.

How can I admit this?

Although people in Heaven and Buddhism know that it takes 81 hardships to learn scriptures, and the merits of each node have been divided before the start of learning scriptures, there is a standard for how much each person gets.

But can this kind of thing be explained directly to the practitioner?

Jinjiao and Yinjiao have followed him for many years and have always been loyal. Many unscrupulous things are left to the two brothers to deal with in the lower realm.

It has been a long time since the two returned to heaven, and the soul card left in Tushita Palace has not been broken. Obviously, something happened in the matter of learning from the scriptures.

Taishang Laojun shook his head, put on an expression that had nothing to do with him and said: "How is it possible? The monster blocking the road can be beaten to death... But, that monster has a few of my magic weapons in his hands. Is it missing?" In your hands?"

"No, the four of us master and apprentice didn't see any magic weapon at all!"

Tang Sanzan directly shook his head and denied it.

Zhu Bajie, who was standing behind him, opened his eyes wide.

In the entire Three Realms, only my master dared to seize Laojun's treasure with red lips and white teeth.

Although Journey to the West has now begun, the mystery of the sky is chaotic and unpredictable.

But his Taishang Laojun was a good corpse chopped off by a saint, and he was also a quasi-sage in terms of strength!
I want the magic weapon of Tanmo Quasi-Sage...

Zhu Bajie couldn't help but shook his head, silently gave Tang Sanzan a thumbs up in his heart.

Master is awesome!
Taishang Laojun looked at Tang Sanzan suspiciously: "No, Tang Sanzan, you are still dishonest!"

Tang Sanzong said seriously: "Really, we monks never tell lies!"

Shawujin scratched his head and said, "Who is the lie? Why can't we beat him?"

???

Taishang Laojun was stunned for a few seconds, and after confirming that the former rolling shutter general had not been dropped, his gaze shifted to Tang Sanzan again.

Just as he was about to speak, his eyes happened to fall on Tang Sanzian's waist.

"Hey, isn't this my golden rope?"

"Old gentleman, you are joking. This belt is a trophy that I, Tang San, got from killing the old fox in Yalong Mountain. How come it has become your golden rope?"

Taishang Laojun's face darkened: "This is my thing!"

"What do you mean? Are you trying to say that we went to your Tushita Palace to steal something?" Tang Sanzian raised his eyebrows.

Sun Xingzhe also said confidently: "That's right, you have to talk about evidence. Do we seem to be the ones who will go to your Tushita Palace to steal things?"

???

Taishang Laojun's face froze, and he looked at Sun Xingzhe with unfriendly eyes.

Have you ever gone to Tushita Palace to steal something? Don’t you know?
Tang Sanzun coughed: "Little monkey, if you can't speak, don't speak. I feel guilty for you once you open your mouth!"

The Taishang Laojun didn't want to continue arguing with Tang Sanzan, and said bluntly: "Tang Sanzan, you are a Buddhist scripture learner, there is no need to make things so ugly!"

"You hand over the magic weapon, and we, the Buddhist and Taoist families, can live in face!"

Tang Sanzan waved his hand indifferently: "Don't say I won't give you a chance, you say this is your magic weapon, then can you tell him if he will agree?"

Seeing that Tang Sanzang refused to listen to persuasion and insisted on doing so.

The fairy Taishang Laojun narrowed his eyes, and his voice became cold: "Tang Sanzan, if you want to take my treasure, you have to weigh your own strength!"

Taishang Laojun moved his lips slightly and recited the incantation to drive the golden rope.

"Huh? No effect?"

Seeing the golden rope without any movement, Taishang Laojun frowned.

failed?
Unreconciled, Taishang Laojun recited the incantations of the purple gold gourd and the jade purification bottle.

But after chanting it several times in a row, the mantra was like a mud cow entering the sea, without causing any waves...

impossible!

"how?"

Seeing Tang Sanzhan looking at him with a half-smile, Taishang Laojun sneered.

"Tang San's burial, even if it doesn't agree when I call it, this is still my thing!"

After that, he directly reached out his hand to take away the golden rope.

"Hey hey~"

Tang Sanzan turned sideways, and then said: "If you can't do it, just grab it?"

Seeing the Taishang Laojun attack directly, Tang Sanzan simply stopped pretending.

"Laojun, since you insist on thinking that this golden rope is your item, then I also have a question to ask you!"

Laojun resisted the impulse in his heart and asked, "What's the problem?"

"I heard from the old fox in Longshan that this golden rope is your waistband, and there is only one?"

Lao Jun was stunned for a moment and said, "What, is there any problem?"

Tang Sanzun said: "Nothing else, I just want to ask you, are you so poor? Do you only have one belt?"

Taishang Laojun: ...

Tang Sanzan stared at Taishang Laojun suspiciously for a few times, and continued: "Could it be that you haven't fastened your belt all these years?"

Taishang Laojun: ...

Seeing Taishang Laojun's face getting darker and darker, Tang Sanzian became more and more excited: "Are you tied up now? Come and see..."

Taishang Laojun: ...

"Can we leave out the belt thing?"

Tang Sanzan waved his hands: "Okay then, let me ask another question, why does the old vixen who presses Longshan have your belt?"

"The old vixen said before she died that she was your concubine. If you don't tell me, you are so majestic. What kind of beauty can't be found? Why do you like that kind of old woman? Does she have such a strong taste?"

The old man's face darkened. The old vixen from Yalongshan belonged to the Qingqiu nine-tailed fox clan. If he hadn't drank too much at the peach banquet, he wouldn't have done something wrong all of a sudden.

In order not to be gossiped about, Laojun sent the vixen to the lower world and gave her a golden rope as compensation.

As for her appearance, it was all for the sake of deception, the medicine I gave her covered up her true appearance!
Although this was just an accident caused by his drunkenness, his Taishang Laojun did not want this nine-tailed fox to cuckold him in the lower world.

Originally, he did this in a very secretive way, and there were people with golden horns and silver horns monitoring him in the Lotus Cave. After such a long time, he didn't expect that he would be discovered by this Buddhist monk...

Tang Sanzun continued: "I just want to know what kind of posture you used to untie your belt with the appearance of an old vixen? The majestic old gentleman in heaven, how can you be so indiscreet in your life style?"

Taishang Laojun: ...

Laojun's face became darker the more he heard it, and he hurriedly interrupted: "It's not what you think...don't talk nonsense!"

Tang Sanzan waved his hand: "Don't worry, I, Tang Sanzan, can talk nonsense, I'm not a big-mouthed person!"

Laojun heaved a sigh of relief, but before he could continue speaking, he heard Tang Sanzan say to the apprentice behind him:
"It's spread that the old gentleman hasn't fastened his belt all these years, and he may even mess with his relationship!"

Sun Xingzhe nodded, and said to Zhu Bajie: "Let the word spread, Laojun doesn't have a belt, and he's messing around with relationships!"

Zhu Bajie said to Sha Wujin: "Spread the news that Laojun has not worn his belt and is messing around!"

Sha Wu looked left and right, and finally fixed his eyes on Hummer Aaron.

He opened the mouth and said: "Let the news spread, Laojun doesn't wear pants, and he messes around with people when he sees..."

……

Taishang Laojun's face twitched uncontrollably, and even the hand holding Fuchen couldn't help shaking...

(End of this chapter)