Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 86: One of you come over and help me punch my nose twice.
Seeing that Tang Sanzong looked like he recognized money but not people, Hong Boy was dumbfounded.

A monk's mouth is money. If he doesn't give money, he won't save people.

Is this fucking monk?

Is this the virtue of the carefully selected Buddhist scriptures in Lingshan?

Hong Hai'er didn't know that Tang Sanzun had already known his whereabouts, and thought that the monk simply recognized money but not people.

He rolled his eyes and said hurriedly: "Master, my home has been robbed by bandits. As long as you rescue me, I can take you to find the bandits. The bandits are rich!"

As expected, Tang San's eyes lit up, he looked at Red Boy and said with a smile, "Really? However, the rope you're hanging on is really not strong. It's so dangerous."

When Honghaier heard this, he ridiculed in his heart: This monk is really not a serious Buddhist monk.

Can the great prosperity of Buddhism come from such a person?

That being the case, why not let my Holy Infant King eat it and enjoy immortality!
But Tang Sanzan didn't rescue him as he thought, instead he smiled and untied a belt from his waist.

Hong Haier's face froze, and some rumors suddenly came to mind.

Does this monk still have that kind of habit...

Hong Hai'er's body couldn't help trembling.

Tang Sanzan said: "I think the rope that binds you is too thin, let me help you tie it again, so that you won't fall easily."

Tang Sanzan swung the belt of his trousers forward, and the golden rope flew out instantly, replacing the loose rope, directly binding Honghai'er.

Now the red boy didn't even have room to struggle, and was hung firmly on the crooked neck tree.

Seeing this, Tang Sanzong nodded with satisfaction: "Okay, you can rest assured now, the rope is very strong, you won't fall off."

"Disciples, keep going!"

Red Boy:? ? ?

I will really thank you!
He never expected that Tang Sanzong didn't play according to the routine at all?
Don’t those lands of mountain gods say that those who seek Buddhist scriptures are eminent monks with high moral standards and superb Buddhist teachings?

Obviously, the experience he made up was already bitter enough, but instead of saving himself, the monk tied himself tightly with a tight rope.

This is still playing with wool.

If I had known that I would directly burn the samadhi with real fire and eat barbecue, forget it!

Watching Tang Sanzhu and his disciples get into the Humvee, Hong Haier's eyes were full of anger.

"Well, Tang San, since you recognize money but not people, I won't play with you anymore!"

As he said that, Hong Haier cast his magic power and prepared to break free from the rope.

But who would have thought that the more he struggled, the tighter the golden rope would be tied!

Hong Haier froze on the spot.

He struggled wildly and used all his magic power to break free, but there was still no response...

Hong Haier was completely dumbfounded now.

"It's over, this time I really have to call for help..."

"Help! I'm really tied up...Help me, let me down quickly...It's too tight!"

"Master, Master, I know I was wrong!"

"Don't leave! What should I do if they hang me on a tree in the middle of nowhere?"

"Master, master, how can I live if you leave!"

Honghaier's screams alarmed all the mountain gods and monsters in Haoshan.

A little demon nearby heard this and was ready to step forward to rescue the king.

But his companion hastily grabbed his arm and stopped his thoughts.

"You're crazy. It's not the Holy Infant King who is playing tricks with the Buddhist scriptures. If you spoil the king's good deeds, you will suffer old crimes!"

"That makes sense. Let's leave quickly and pretend we didn't see him!"

……

On the other side, without the obstruction of the red boy, the entire Haoshan Mountain was unimpeded. He was about to walk out of Haoshan Mountain, but the system's notification sound did not sound.

Tang Sanzan: "System, isn't Haoshan the 81st difficulty node? I also met a red boy in Haoshan, why don't you check in?"

[It is detected that the host has not suffered a disaster at the 81st difficulty node, and the system cannot check in! 】

Tang Sanzan was taken aback for a moment, the last time he was in the Black Bear Spirit, he was not in the Black Wind Mountain, so he didn't check in, so I accepted it.

What else needs to happen at the node of the co-author to realize the check-in?

At this time, under Hong Hai'er's frantic struggle, although the binding of the golden rope did not loosen at all, the crooked-necked tree could no longer bear it and broke into two sections with a click.

Hong Haier fell to the ground with half a tree branch.

After standing firm, Hong Hai'er chuckled: "Although I am tied up and unable to move, fortunately I can't control my legs. I will catch up quickly and I will definitely give that monk a good beating!"

As soon as the words fell, Hong Haier cast his magic power on his feet and quickly chased after him.

Although the Humvee has been going for a while now, Haoshan is Honghaier's territory after all, he took a shortcut, and his speed of catching up was not slow.

Tang Sanzian signaled the Hummer to stop and sighed with a sad look on his face.

"Disciples, although we have come so far, but this place is the 81st difficulty point determined by God, we can't just leave like this."

Sun Xingzhe had already seen that the red boy who was hung up was not a child from an ordinary family, so he asked directly: "Master, what do you mean we go back and beat that little monster to death?"

Zhu Bajie scratched his head, and said reluctantly: "We've all gone a long way, are we going back again?"

Sha Wu spread his hands: "What can we do if we don't go back, is it possible that the monster can come back to find us?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the red boy running over in a hurry, and shouted: "Stop, you guys!"

The four masters and disciples were stunned, and all looked towards the place where the sound came from.

Sha Wujin covered his mouth and his eyes widened in disbelief.

"My dear, have I opened my mouth? This monster has really come back to find us..."

Zhu Bajie didn't want to go back, but when he saw Hong Hai'er chasing him, he was afraid that he would run away, so he jumped behind Hong Hai'er, blocking his retreat.

Hong Hai'er sneered: "You monks don't have the image of a Buddhist monk at all. In this case, I won't pretend anymore!"

"To tell you the truth, I am the Holy Infant King of Haoshan Mountain, Red Boy!"

"My father is the famous Bull Demon King in the demon world!"

"I see that you guys are also monsters. Let's leave the pilgrims to escape for their own lives. Otherwise, I don't mind eating a few monsters!"

Sun Xingzhe laughed when he heard this: "Who am I? It turns out it's my nephew. I'm doing Lao Niu a face. Come here and let my master beat you up. Maybe you can save your life!"

"Don't scare me, my red boy is not made of mud, I have the real fire of Samadhi, which can burn everything!"

Honghaier sneered, and looked at Sun Xingzhe with disdain.

Tang Sanzong snorted coldly: "Really? Then you will burn us?"

"You asked for this. My red boy is going to act for the heavens today and burn you, a fake monk who recognizes money but does not recognize people!"

"Come here!" Tang Sanzian curled his lips indifferently.

Seeing the monk's contemptuous and arrogant look, Hong Hai'er's childlike innocence was completely irritated.

He was about to set fire to it immediately, but he was stunned the next second.

Because he needs to hit his nose twice with his fist to breathe fire, and then he can breathe fire silently.

But now his hands are tied up with gold rope, and there is no way to smash his nose.

Tang San's masters and disciples surrounded him, looking like they were watching the fun and not taking it too seriously.

"Aren't you going to set us on fire? Do it?"

"Yes, my dear nephew, I have been burning in Taishang Laojun's Bagua furnace for 49 and [-] days. I miss you a little."

"Elder brother, I think this guy is just bragging!"

"First Senior Brother and Second Senior Brother are right!"

Killing Wu made another knife at the end.

Hong Hai'er felt anxious and annoyed after being told this, and shouted: "You...one of you can come over and help me punch me in the nose?"

(End of this chapter)