Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 87

"Disciples, you all heard, he asked for the beating himself."

Without saying anything, Tang Sanbian went up and punched Red Boy Bangbang twice.

However, he didn't hit him on the nose, but directly punched him into panda eyes.

Red Boy screamed in pain: "I told you to slap your nose, why are you hitting my eyes?"

Although Tang Sanzan's two fists didn't carry any cultivation, they still did real damage.

Tang San buried his fist, and said deliberately: "I'm really sorry, it's normal for a poor monk to make mistakes even if he is a monk with a mortal body, so what, let my apprentices help you..."

Sun Xingzhe, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujin approached with malicious intentions.

Although the three of them didn't use their cultivation, they punched and kicked, and the red boy screamed again and again.

After 10 minutes, everyone smiled and closed their fists.

Zhu Bajie said: "Brother Hou, I suspect that your nephew has a tendency to be abused at a young age."

"This is the first time I have met this kind of child and asked us to beat him."

Sha Wu nodded in agreement: "Yes, he can come out and become a monster. He still looks like a child. I suspect he may be stunted."

Hong Haier was lying on the ground, looking very miserable. It can be said that except for the nose, there were basically no good spots on his body.

I just want to set fire to my nose. Are you going to beat me like this?
The red boy began to cry with aggrieved face: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Can't find the nose?"

Sun Xingzhe scratched his head and said deliberately: "Ah? Didn't you hit your nose? My old grandson has bad eyesight. My nephew is really sorry!"

Zhu Bajie also imitated the pattern: "You want to slap your nose? You didn't say it earlier, I thought you just said not to slap your nose?"

"I wonder how much he is Brother Monkey's nephew. After all, I am also your elder, so I will give you some face!"

Sha Wujin said honestly: "I just heard him say that he wants us to help punch his nose."

As if seeing a life-saving straw, Hong Haier looked at him eagerly and asked, "Since you heard clearly, why didn't you hit me on the nose?"

Although he was beaten badly, Sha Wujin was the only one among the master and disciples who had normal ears.

Hong Haier still wondered if he could try one last time.

Zha Wujin looked at his master, then at his two senior brothers, then lowered his head and said, "I heard it, but they didn't fight, so I didn't fight either."

Red Boy: ...

Can't you have a little opinion of your own?
"You...you, I can tell that you did it on purpose!"

Hong Boy was so angry that he stared at the four masters and apprentices fiercely.

Tang Sanzan spread his hands together: "Then what do you mean? Do you want to continue beating or what?"

With his hands bound by the golden rope, Hong Hai'er couldn't display his strength at this moment.

Looking at the master and disciples, Honghai'er took a deep breath and said, "I mean to hit the nose. Remember, it's the nose!"

"okay!"

Tang Sanbian didn't say anything. Seeing that the child still looked unconvinced, he took the lead and punched him again.

"What are you still doing?"

The three apprentices held down Hong Hai'er and beat her violently again, making Hong Hai'er scream.

"Smack the nose, it's the nose!"

"Oh...don't call anywhere else..."

"There...it's not allowed there...my bellyband..."

A quarter of an hour later, the red boy lay on the ground with blank eyes, cursing to himself: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... ..."

"You bully children!"

Honghaier has been a monster in Haoshan for so many years, and he has always been the one who bullies others, but he never thought that he would be bullied by others one day.

"Oh? Then you mean to slap your nose, right?"

Tang Sanzun grinned and stood in front of Hong Boy, revealing a fierce smile.

Red Boy: ...

He now has the urge to kill the monk, and the overall hearing of your scripture learning team is not good?
Tang Sanzan waved his hand: "Disciples all remember, this time hit the nose!"

Several apprentices were gearing up to rush over again.

The red boy who had already experienced it was completely scared this time, knowing that Tang Sanbu did it on purpose, he hurriedly shouted: "Don't hit your nose, don't hit your nose!"

Tang Sanzan tilted his neck, crossed his hands together, and made a creaking sound.

"Don't hit the nose? That is to say, continue to hit other places except the nose?"

Red Boy: Ahhh! ! !Who will save me!

At this moment, Red Boy was completely scared.

A person has been hanging out alone for so long, and today he has finally seen what social beatings mean...

He is experiencing the third wave of social beatings today.

At this moment, he had only one thought in his heart: If he didn't become the holy baby king, why did he provoke the Buddhist scriptures?

Now it's all right, Tang Seng didn't eat any meat and was beaten a lot.

Seeing that Tang Sanbu and his disciples were exhausted from the beating, Hong Haier knelt on the ground, with a pair of panda eyes, and shed tears of regret.

"Mother……"

"I want to go home and find my mother..."

Tang Sanzan did not intend to let the bear child go, and said directly: "You still want to find your mother?"

"Didn't you just say that your mother was defiled by a hundred people?"

The red boy was crying with snot and tears streaming out: "It doesn't matter, I just want to go home now, I want to go home and eat my mother's cooking, I don't want to go out alone again."

Looking at Tang Sanbu's big bald head at this moment, Honghaier already had a stress reaction.

He never wanted to see the monk again in his life.

"Didn't you ask us to beat you? Why are you still wronged?"

Tang Sanzan spread his hands together: "Even if this matter is said to break the sky, we will take it for granted!"

"Master, please let me go, Red Boy knows his mistake!"

"Uncle Monkey, you and my father are sworn brothers, please help me to intercede!"

Hong Hai'er doesn't want to explain anything now, he just wants to stay away from this monk as soon as possible.

Thinking of his friendship with the Bull Demon King, Sun Xingzhe hesitated and said to Tang Sanzan, "Master, you see, this red boy is still a child, so he will be beaten, why don't we let him live?"

Although I have never met this eldest nephew, after all, the Bull Demon King had done a lot to support him in fighting against the Heavenly Court.

"This is your little monkey's nephew. I'll show you some face, but you have to tell the Bull Demon King that if the child is rebellious, you have to be willing to do it!"

“Children’s puberty education must be done well!”

Looking at the red boy in the red bellyband, Tang Sanzun couldn't help frowning.

"Red boy, let me ask how old are you this year?"

Red Boy lowered his head: "Master, I am almost 400 years old this year."

Tang Sanzan stroked his bald head, and suddenly realized: "Now I understand, you are not rebellious, but a psychopath caused by stunting!"

(End of this chapter)