Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 88 King Kong Barbie Red Boy

Tang Sanzun looked at the nearly 400-year-old red boy, who was less than one meter tall and was running around wearing a red bellyband all day long.

Can not help but shook his head.

"Red boy, for the sake of the little monkey, if I can make you no longer look like a child, can you be a good demon?"

Hong Haier suddenly raised his head, looking at Tang San Zan in disbelief.

The biggest pain in his heart is that he cannot grow up!
So now that he is almost 400 years old, he still looks like a child to outsiders.

That's why he left his hometown in anger, and ran to this mountain fire cloud cave alone to become a monster, in order to avoid the strange eyes of the monster in his hometown.

At least here, others don’t know that he has lived for 400 years, and they all think that he is just a naughty little monster!
No one knows that the first thing he does when he wakes up every day is to measure his height, hoping that he can wake up and become a normal person!

Hearing that Tang Sanzan actually had a way to realize his wish, Hong Haier's breathing became short of breath at this moment.

"Great...Master, if you have a way to make me develop normally, I am willing to call you the strongest!"

"From now on, I, my red boy, will definitely turn my back on my evil ways and be a good demon!"

Hong Hai'er knelt on the ground and looked at Tang San's burial seriously.

Sun Xingzhe chuckled and said, "Nephew, Master usually doesn't take action, but today I promise to help you grow up, why don't you treat Master to some local specialties?"

Tang Sanzan's eyes lit up, and he gave Sun Xingzhe an approving expression.

Since he came out of Wuji Kingdom, he hasn't had a serious meal for a long time.

Hong Haier nodded again and again: "Master, I live in the Huoyun Cave of the Withered Pine Stream, and I invite Master and Uncle Monkey to go together!"

Tang Sanzun untied the golden rope, and the group arrived at Huoyun Cave without much effort.

Just entering the cave, Tang Sanzan was stunned.

It is different from other monster caves.

There are no monsters in Huoyun Cave, but several mountain gods are busy working in it.

Although the mountain god land and the like don't have much mana, but this kind of configuration can be regarded as the only one in the monster.

Seeing Honghaier bringing people in, the Mountain God Jilei frowned.

He whispered: "My lord, the Bull Demon King sent me here to teach you, but I warned you not to eat people, why are you today..."

"Shut up, you talk too much, old bastard. Don't you see that all the guests in the cave are distinguished guests? Why are you standing there in a daze? Don't you know how to arrange for the food and wine to be served?"

Although Hong Hai'er was frightened by being beaten by Tang Sanzhu's master and apprentice, but he was used to these mountain god lands in his cave, and he was not polite at all when he spoke.

Mountain God Jilei opened his mouth, saw the displeasure on Honghai'er's face, shook his head and did not speak again.

Although he was arranged by the Bull Demon King to educate the red boy.

But this kid doesn't even teach the Bull Demon King himself, so what's the use of counting on him, a little mountain god?

On weekdays, he can't be beaten or scolded, and if he doesn't go his way a little bit, he will be burned by the brat with the real fire of samadhi.

To be honest, if the Bull Demon King didn't live in Jilei Mountain now, he wouldn't want to face Honghaier no matter what.

Tang Sanzan waved his hand: "It doesn't need to be too troublesome. Recently, I'm tired of eating black-bone chicken all day long in the black-bone chicken country. You can just make a simple beef hot pot!"

Jilei Mountain God was so frightened that his calf went limp, he stared at Tang Sanzan with wide eyes, and said tremblingly, "Monk, what did you say you want to eat just now? I didn't hear you say it again..."

"Beef, you can't even have some beef in Huoyun Cave, can you?"

What the hell!

This time, not only Ji Lei Mountain God, but also other minor gods in the cave were shocked.

Let’s not talk about you, a monk, eating meat.

Just wanting to eat beef in Huoyun Cave is enough to kill you a hundred times.

Who is the red boy?
That is the son of the Bull Demon King.

Are you impatient to eat beef in front of others?

"Fuck you are deaf? The master told you to prepare beef, what the hell are you still doing here?"

Red Boy roared angrily.

Ji Lei Mountain God said in a low voice with an aggrieved look: "Your Majesty, you cannot eat beef in Huoyun Cave. This is the rule you made before, so there is no beef reserve..."

"Rules are dead, people are alive! If you don't have one, go buy it. If you don't see the beef hot pot on the table within half an hour, my king will roast you on the table with the real fire of Samadhi!"

Hong Haier was still counting on Tang Sanzhu to make him grow up, and the beating just now is still vivid in his mind.

As for whether to eat beef or not.

I have been out for so many years, and I have never seen the Bull Demon King visit me once.

If you want to eat, just eat it.

Half an hour later, the beef hot pot was served.

After Tang Sanzan sat down with satisfaction, he looked at the expectant red boy and took out a black meatball from his bosom.

"Hey, this thing is called Growth Pill, as long as you eat it, it can improve the problem of poor growth!"

Hong Haier's eyes lit up, he took the longan-sized ball, and swallowed it eagerly.

The moment after the entrance, as if a certain shackle in the body was released, the muscles all over the body grew at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Hong Hai'er was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Tang Sanzong with a shocked expression.

"Master, it's useful! It's really useful!"

Tang Sanzian nodded with a smile and said: "Of course it works, can a poor monk still lie to you?"

The things produced by the system have never gone wrong.

I saw that Honghai'er's limbs gradually became stronger under the stimulation of the drug, and even his height increased by more than ten centimeters.

After a while, the effect of the drug wears off.

Seeing the final result, Tang Sanzong was dumbfounded, and Sun Xingzhe's pupils trembled suddenly.

After being stimulated by the drugs, the red boy has indeed grown up, but from a pink and tender child, he has become an out-and-out King Kong Barbie!

Hong Haier couldn't see his whole body, but realized that he had grown taller, so he jumped up excitedly.

"I've grown up, my red boy has grown up!"

"Hey, why am I still a child and my voice hasn't changed?"

Hearing Honghaier's doubts, Tang Sanzan frowned and said, "Maybe it will take some time to grow, so don't look in the mirror recently, so as not to affect the effect!"

Although Hong Haier couldn't wait to see his own appearance, he resisted the impulse when he heard Tang Sanzan's instructions.

Tang Sanzun stood up and said to Xingzhe Sun: "Little monkey, you see that we have eaten our food, and we have done what we promised your nephew. Let's go first without delay?"

Sun Xingzhe looked at Hong Boy, who had thick limbs and strong muscles, and nodded silently.

"What Master said is that you can't delay the journey to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. Let's go first, nephew!"

"Master, but there's not enough beef? I'll ask them to catch another cow..."

"No need, no need!"

Tang Sanzan waved his hands again and again, resolutely leading the three disciples out of Huoyun Cave.

Although I am not afraid of Red Boy.

But if you let him know that a drug is used, it will directly make him disabled, and he may run away violently by then.

Walking to the entrance of the cave, before Tang Sanbu got into the car, a voice suddenly sounded from the sky.

"Red boy, I am Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva. I came here this time to see that you have a predestined relationship with Buddhism, so I come here to save you to be me... huh?"

Sitting on the lotus platform, Guanyin saw the red boy who was buried out of the cave following Tang San, and his temples jumped up uncontrollably!

The originally prepared lines got stuck in his throat in an instant.

What the hell!

What happened?
How did my pink and tender red boy become King Kong Barbie? !

(End of this chapter)