Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 90 Laojun: I need a boy to light the fire

Hearing Tang Sanzan's words, Taishang Laojun's beard trembled slightly, and he said in a low voice: "Holy Monk, I...my Liuding Divine Fire is only used for alchemy, and I'm not very good at killing..."

"No, I remember that your Baguazhang is very powerful, isn't it?"

Being dismantled by Tang Sanbu, Taishang Laojun blushed, and said immediately: "Holy Monk, since this boy can also fire spells, it just so happens that my Tushita Palace still lacks a boy, or..."

"A few days ago, you took the golden and silver horns back to make alchemy, and fanned the wind one by one to ignite the fire. Which boy do you still lack?"

Taishang Laojun was stunned for a few seconds and fell silent when he heard Tang Sanzan's words.

Looking at the red boy who suddenly looked like King Kong Barbie for some reason, the corners of Taishang Laojun's eyes couldn't help but twitched.

Although he is disabled, but as the number one alchemist in the Three Realms, he should be able to recover after being brought back to Tushita Palace for training.

As soon as he thought of this, a fierce look suddenly appeared in Laojun's eyes.

"Photo!"

Taishang Laojun stretched out his hand, and the Golden Horn King appeared in Taishang Laojun's hand.

"Hey, hello, what's your order?"

The King of Golden Horn, as the boy in charge of lighting the fire in the palace of the Taishang Laojun, was staring at the alchemy furnace for Tang San to make alchemy.

Suddenly felt the call of the Supreme Lord, and thought that the old man was in a hurry.

I saw Taishang Laojun patted Jin Jiao's shoulder indifferently, and said, "Jin Jiao, how many years have you been with me?"

"Back to Laojun, about 4 to [-] years ago."

"That's really not too short..."

The withered palm of Taishang Laojun was placed on the top of Jin Jiao's head. Jin Jiao skillfully brought his head over and pressed it against Lao Jun's palm with an intoxicated look on his face.

But before he could enjoy Lao Jun's caress, he felt a slight slap on the palm of his head!
"Crack!"

Before Jin Jiao could react, he fell limply to the ground. Even the original god was instantly wiped out by Taishang Laojun!

Souls are destroyed!

Gone cleanly!

"Holy Monk, you see that I still lack a boy who can light the fire, I don't know..."

"can!"

Tang Sanzian looked at the ruthless Taishang Laojun and already understood the relationship between him and Hong Boy.

Even the boy who has been with him for 3 years is ready to kill.

If you say that Laojun and Red Boy are not related, who will believe it?

Hearing Tang Sanzan's agreeable answer, Taishang Laojun heaved a sigh of relief, and gave up thinking about taking Yinjiao too.

Poor Jin Jiao didn't understand until his death what mistake he had made!

Sun Xingzhe was in a complicated mood.

Although he had already expected it, seeing what Lao Jun did now, he still couldn't calm down for a long time.

own big brother...

Really cheated?
Tang Sanzan didn't say much, as long as he wasn't accepted by the Buddhist sect as a red boy, it didn't matter if he gave it to anyone.

The Taishang Laojun said to the red boy with a kind face: "From now on, you will be my Ignition Boy, and from now on you will follow me to make alchemy in Tushita Palace!"

"You...you don't mind what I look like?"

Taishang Laojun twitched his beard, and reached out his hand to stroke the top of Honghai'er's head.

"It's okay, it's okay, the reason why you can't grow up is because you have a suppressing formation on your body, after returning to Tushita Palace, I will untie it for you and you will be able to return to normal!"

Hearing that he was back to normal, the red boy was overjoyed, pointed at Tang Sanzan and said, "This monk tricked me into what I am now, can you help me teach him a lesson?"

"Ok?"

Tang Sanzan held the Fire Bead in his hand, and stroked the red boy's head "gently".

He obviously had a warm smile on his face, but it looked like a demon in Hong Hai'er's eyes, making him tremble in fright.

"The holy monk calm down, the child's words are not taboo, please ask the holy monk to calm down!"

"Now that I am short of a fire-igniting boy, it will definitely affect the progress of the alchemy. I hope this is for the sake of big things!"

The Taishang Laojun looked like an old hen protecting the chick, and directly pulled the red boy behind him.

"Hehe, don't be so nervous, it's just a joke!"

Taishang Laojun twitched his face, looked at Tang Sanzian's harmless smile, and cursed in his heart: "See for yourself, do you look like you are joking?"

The Taishang Laojun even suspected that if he didn't say that he had affected the progress of alchemy, this red boy might have followed in Jinjiao's footsteps!
"Okay, congratulations to Mr. Laojun on the birth of a boy. Remember to go back and help me refine the elixir!"

Tang Sanzan waved his hand, and the Taishang Laojun took the red boy straight to Tushita Palace as if he had been pardoned.

After returning to Tushita Palace, Yinjiao rushed over in a hurry.

When I saw Laojun, I cried: "Laojun, my brother...my brother's soul card is broken..."

The corner of Taishang Laojun's mouth twitched, and a trace of sadness naturally appeared on his face: "Yinjiao, my condolences are changing, the evil energy of the Western Dark Demon Land has leaked, and your brother died..."

"This is the fire-igniting boy I found again. You must take good care of him from now on."

He said so, but Taishang Laojun cursed in his heart: "Damn Tang Sanbu!!!"

Even Laojun noticed that a ray of resentment flew out from his head, crossed the 33rd heaven, and merged into the land of dark demons in the west.

……

At the same time, outside Huoyun Cave of Haoshan Mountain, Tang Sanzhu's master and apprentice embarked on the journey again.

Sun Xingzhe's mood was obviously a little depressed along the way.

Inside the Hummer, Zhu Bajie spoke comfortingly: "Brother Hou wants to live his life, but he must have a little green on his head. You see, I was the son-in-law of Gao's family for three years, but I didn't end up with him in the end, okay? "

"Although the Bull Demon King has become a panchaer, at least he has Laojun's face, and now he can still be the Demon King safely!"

"Look at the other famous monsters in the monster world now. Which one is not a mount of Heaven or Buddhism?"

Tang Sanzan took out a box of cigars from the system rewards, and handed one to Sun Xingzhe.

"Okay, don't be sad, maybe your elder brother has already looked away!"

Not to mention anything else, just because Red Boy has been a monster here for so many years and the Bull Demon King didn't come over to take a look, you can see the attitude of the Bull Demon King.

Not to mention that Tang Sanzan knew that the Bull Demon King had already found a jade-faced vixen in Moyun Cave of Jilei Mountain as his concubine.

Princess Iron Fan or something, has long been alone in the vacant room!
Sun Xingzhe took the cigar from Tang Sanzan's hand, and asked suspiciously, "Master, what is this?"

"This thing is called a cigar. As the saying goes, a cigarette after a meal is better than a living god. This is my teacher's collection for many years. You can smoke one and try it!"

After Tang Sanzan gave a brief teaching, the entire Humvee was filled with smoke.

3 minutes later.

"Cool!"

"Master, I still want it!"

"Master, give it to me, I really want it..."

This hateful line! !
Don't get me wrong, they want cigars.

Tang Sanbu distributed a cigar to each of the three apprentices again. It has to be said that the cigars produced by the system are indeed much better than those in the city that never sleeps.

[It has been detected that the host is in Fire Cloud Cave, the 81st difficulty node. Do you want to check in? 】

"Check in!"

[Congratulations to the host for getting a tattoo activation experience card. To use the experience card, you need to shout: Dawei Tianlong to activate it! 】

[Congratulations to the host for getting the water repellent bead. Water in the world cannot get close to the host within one meter and automatically forms a water repellent cover! 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining a complete collection of seafood recipes. Whether it is delicacies from the Dragon Palace or fish and shrimps from rivers and seas, this recipe is your best choice for enjoying delicious food! 】

The system rewards that echoed in his mind made Tang Sanzang swallow his saliva.

Speaking of which, it's been a while since I ate fish?

(End of this chapter)