Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 91 Luxury self-service cruise on the Blackwater River (please give me a monthly ticket recommendation)

Tang Sanzan silently took out the seafood recipe book and threw it into Zhu Bajie's hands.

"Little pig, do you understand what I mean?"

Zhu Bajie, who was smoking a cigar, was stunned for a few seconds when he saw the book in his hand.

After opening it and taking a look, I immediately reacted.

"Aaron, remember to stop where you see a river ahead. Master wants to eat fish!"

Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction, now he is more and more satisfied with Zhu Bajie.

He is worthy of being a high-ranking civil servant who once managed to reach the position of marshal in heaven.

A little bit of it will make you more transparent.

In comparison, working as a secretary is exhausting...

Emmm...

No wonder he was kicked out by the Jade Emperor. He also belonged to the circle of civil servants. Why is there such a big gap?

Sha Wujin looked at Tang Sanzian with a blank look on his face.

What happened?
Master was clearly smiling just now, why did he turn around and roll his eyes at me in disgust?
"Master, there is a river ahead!"

At this moment, the Hummer stopped, and Aaron yelled into the car.

Sun Xingzhe eagerly said: "Master, after the experience in Liusha River last time, I will definitely be able to catch my tongue out this time!"

A group of people got out of the car with a smile.

The three apprentices each had a fishing rod and were about to compete in fishing. But when they walked to the shore and saw the river water that looked like splashed ink, they couldn't help but froze.

Rolling ink on the ground, rolling thousands of miles of gray.

The water foam floats like carbon deposits, and the waves float like turning over coal.

"Fuck, isn't this river as clean as my quicksand river?"

Sha Wujin originally thought that his Liusha River was dirty enough, but he didn't expect that the mountains were higher than the other mountains and the rivers were darker than the other rivers!
Zhu Bajie groaned twice, then looked at the fishing rod in his hand and said, "Master, there is no need to look, there is probably no cocky mouth in this river."

Tang Sanzun said with emotion: "I'm not looking at the mouth of the fish, I'm thinking how many fucking people are bathing in the upper reaches of the river? This is not the Ganges!"

"Where is Master Ganga?"

Sha Wujin became interested and asked a question in doubt.

"Oh, that is a place as sacred as the Western Heaven."

"Oh……"

Tang Sanzian shook his head, looked at the black water worriedly, and suddenly lost interest in eating fish.

I'm afraid only the third brother can eat the fish fished out of the river.

Oh no...

It should not be a problem for the third sister-in-law, who is known as the Komodo dragon, to eat this.

"Master, look, there is a treasure ship coming on the river!"

Sun Xingzhe opened his mouth suddenly, and saw a luxuriously decorated treasure boat approaching the bank from the center of the river.

The treasure ship traveled extremely fast and reached the shore in the blink of an eye.

Only then did Tang Sanzun clearly see a sign hanging on the bow of the treasure ship.

"Luxury cruise ship on the Blackwater River, buffet for 50 taels, unlimited rice and seafood!"

"Master, what does this buffet mean?"

The three apprentices had never heard of the concept of a buffet and couldn't help but become curious.

Tang Sanzian explained: "It means that if you give him 50 taels of silver, you can eat whatever you want on the boat!"

Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up: "Is there such a good thing in the world?"

Sun Xingzhe also became interested: "Master, since we can't fish for cocky mouth, why not go to this boat to eat something?"

Tang Sanzun nodded, and the four of them went straight to the treasure ship.

The cabin is very bright, with rows of dazzling night pearls illuminating the interior and exterior. All kinds of seafood and animals can be seen everywhere.

The four of Tang Sanzhu, master and apprentice, immediately smelled a fresh fragrance.

Looking along the aroma, I saw a chef with dreadlocks walking out from behind a pile of golden shrimp and egg fried rice.

"Yo, how many are you, guest officer?"

"Four!"

Tang Sanzian frowned as he looked at the man with dark skin and pimples on his face.

It always feels a little unclean.

"This way, four please!"

After the man with dreadlocks arranged the seats, the three apprentices brought rice and put it on the table, and curiously brought the food they wanted to eat from the boat.

Just as they were about to start eating, the man with dirty braids stopped them.

"Wait a minute!"

"Ok?"

The chopsticks in Tang Sanzan's hand stopped, and he asked suspiciously, "What else can I do?"

"Several guest officials, the money has not been settled yet, how can we eat first?"

Tang Sanzan nodded.

This is a cafeteria, which is different from ordinary restaurants. It is also necessary to check out first.

Although the gold and silver that I brought with me when I came out of Chang'an City were all gone.

But all the way west to slay demons and demons, he has made a lot of money.

I immediately took out 200 taels of silver and handed it to him.

But the man with the dreadlocks knocked over the silver coins and snorted coldly: "How about using this little silver to send a beggar away?"

???

Seeing the 200 taels of silver falling on the ground, Tang Sanzan asked a little bewilderedly: "It's not the signature buffet that you wrote 50 taels per person, the four of us are exactly 200 taels!"

"And my silver is exclusively for the royal family, it's worth a pound!"

"200 taels? Who told you that I pay 50 taels per person here?"

The man with the dreadlocks took out a smaller version of the signboard and placed it in front of Tang Sanzong and the others.

The signboard is still "50 taels of silver for buffet, unlimited rice and seafood!"

It's just that between the 50 taels of silver and rice and seafood, there are two small words that are easy to overlook: one grain!
All together, the buffet costs 50 taels per grain of rice, with unlimited seafood!
Tang Sanzian curled his lips slightly, never expecting that one day he would be tricked in the Tang Dynasty.

"Boatman, let's not eat rice, but seafood!"

The man with dreadlocks shook his head: "When you eat here, rice is a must-have. You have to pay when you order it. As for seafood, do you like it or not?"

Tang Sanzian threw the chopsticks in his hand on the table, looked in all directions in a strange tone and said, "Boatman, why don't you turn on the light?"

"Why don't you turn on the light?"

Tang Sanzian said coldly: "Little monkey, this store is so dark, take out your AK47 and turn on the light for him!"

After speaking, Tang Sanzian's tone became serious.

His grandma's.

Since I embarked on this journey to the west, this is the first time I have spent money on food. Are you trying to steal money from me?

"You can grab it directly, but you still want to open a buffet for show!"

"Little pig, little Shachao fuck him!"

Seeing Tang Sanjian master and apprentice draw out their weapons, the boatman didn't panic at all.

He directly took out a steel whip from his body, and said in a cold voice: "You want to do it? You have to think about the consequences!"

"Open your eyes and see that the boat has now reached the center of the river!"

"It's not easy for you, a monk, to go out and take a monkey and a pig to juggle. You don't want to be buried in this Blackwater River, do you?"

"Consequences? You're paralyzed! This is the first time I've seen someone blackmail me!"

Without saying a word, Tang Sanbian took out a brick and threw it at the man with the dreadlocks.

The man with dirty braids hurriedly took out his steel whip to block it, but with a [-]% hit bonus to the back of the head, he smashed a big bag on the back of his head impartially.

"Grass!"

"You monk dare to do something to me?"

"I am the river god of the Blackwater River, and I will make you walk around without food today!"

Zhu Bajie raised his laser cannon with a smile: "Little brother, I don't like hearing what you say. What do you mean you can't eat it?"

"There's nothing down here that my old pig can't eat!"

(End of this chapter)