Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 95 Even if the Tathagata comes, it will be 996 (please give me monthly votes for recommendation)
"impossible!"

"Absolutely impossible!"

The God of Heishui River felt that the power in his body was losing, and looked at the Crystal Palace in Tang Sanzan's hands with red eyes, and fell into madness.

"Mine, that's my thing!"

He looked crazy, and rushed towards Tang Sanzan.

"You're just pretending to be a ghost, do you have your name engraved on your things?"

Sun Xingzhe fired a volley of bullets without hesitation, directly ending the life of Heishuihe God.

"Buddhism! Buddhism and I are irreconcilable!"

Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujin, and Aaron couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief looking at the Heishui River God who had lost his breath.

The moment the Crystal Palace appeared just now, the three of them felt as if their bodies had lost control.

"Master, what on earth is this Crystal Palace?"

Looking at the mini version of the Crystal Palace in Tang San's hand, Zhu Bajie looked curious.

At the moment Tang Sanbu put away the Crystal Palace, the entire Heishui River became clear.

Tang Sanzian shook his head: "Although I don't know what he does, my intuition tells me that this thing is destined for me!"

Seeing that the river water had returned to normal, Tang Sanzong didn't think much and directly used the water-avoiding beads to cross the Blackwater River unharmed.

Aaron, who was once captured by the dragon because of his pride and complacency, has turned into a Humvee again at this moment...

This world is too dangerous, only becoming the car of Master can give me a little sense of security!
Originally, he still thought that he was good at underwater, thinking how many times he could show it.

After going through the ordeal in the Heishui River, Aaron made up his mind to just be a car driver from now on, and don't think about whether these things are available or not!

As Tang Sanzan and his party crossed the Blackwater River, the system's prompt also sounded.

[It is detected that the host is in the 81st difficulty node Heishuihe, do you check in? 】

"Check in!"

[Congratulations to the host for getting a tattoo activation experience card. To use the experience card, you need to shout: Dawei Tianlong to activate it! 】

[Congratulations to the host for gaining supernatural powers and empathy!When both parties receive the same damage, the host can be immune to its own damage and double the damage to the other party! 】

[Congratulations to the host for getting a copy of the terrestrial recipes, including all terrestrial biological cooking methods, which is your best choice to become a chef! 】

Tang Sanzan looked at the second recipe rewarded by the system and fell into deep thought.

I went to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures... oh no, to grab Buddhist scriptures!
Not a foodie!
Tang Sanbian casually threw the recipe to Zhu Bajie, and An An was at ease comprehending his newly acquired magical powers.

Looking at a land recipe that suddenly appeared in his hand, Zhu Bajie was completely stunned.

"Second Senior Brother, I think your cooking skills have improved. With the new recipes given to you by Master, I believe you will be able to make better meals!"

Sha Wujin gave an affirmative look.

Sun Xingzhe also nodded: "It's still Master's thoughtful thinking. I know that eating too much seafood is prone to gout recently. This is to let you prepare some land dishes!"

Zhu Bajie: ...

Amidst the laughter, the Humvee drove westward across the mountains, and soon saw a human country.

"Master, there seems to be a country ahead!"

Sun Xingzhe, with his fiery eyes that could see far away, greeted Tang Sanbian who was sitting in the back row.

But before he finished speaking, the Humvee slammed to the brakes, and Sun Xingzhe, who was not wearing a seat belt, directly hit the front windshield.

"Damn it, Senior Brother, someone is cheating!"

Aaron's voice sounded, and Sun Xingzhe got out of the car with an angry look on his face, rubbing his head.

He saw an old monk wearing a ragged hat and blue monk's robes lying on the ground.

"Old man, why are you trying to get away with it here? Are you going to die?!"

Seeing a monkey getting out of the car, the old monk obviously panicked.

But soon he calmed down, took out a slightly yellowed booklet from his chest, and placed it in front of Sun Xingzhe.

"This benefactor, I see that you have a sky-high bone on your forehead and a bright light in your eyes. You must be that one-of-a-kind martial arts prodigy!"

"My precious secret book sells for 2000 taels. Since I am destined to you, I will sell it to you for 20 taels!"

Sun Xingzhe was stunned for a few seconds. He never expected that the monk in front of him not only touches porcelain, but also sells fake goods part-time!
After confirming that the monk in front of him was a genuine mortal, Sun Xingzhe took out his AK47 and pressed it against his head without saying a word.

"In what age are you still practicing martial arts? Now we are competing with weapons!"

"Gun, do you understand guns?"

The old monk had never seen what Sun Xingzhe was holding, but said disdainfully: "There is no strength in martial arts in the world, only speed!"

Tang Sanzan who was sitting in the car heard the old monk's voice and got out of the car directly.

"You monk is a bit interesting."

"Xiao Sha, go up and give him two big mouths to make him remember!"

After he finished speaking, before the old monk could react, he was slapped hard by two big mouths on his face.

"Is this what you said is the only thing that won't break quickly?"

The old monk's face was a little confused, but he still defended himself: "You don't respect martial ethics. I was careless at the time and didn't dodge!"

Tang Sanzan sneered: "You look like a young monk, but you don't do business. Not only do you touch poor monks, but you also sell pirated secret books on the street!"

When Tang Sanbu said this, the old monk was not to be outdone and said: "You are not a serious monk, you have a fierce face, and you have two monsters with you when you go out!"

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie are the most annoying people to say that they are monsters.

But the person in front of him is just a mortal, so he opened his mouth to explain: "I am the Great Sage Equaling Heaven!"

Zhu Bajie raised his head: "I am Marshal Tianpeng!"

"My master came from the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, and went to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures..."

Sha Wujin thinks that his appearance is close to that of a human being, and is about to introduce the Journey to the West team.

Unexpectedly, the old monk interrupted him directly and said, "In what age are you still studying scriptures?"

"This place is close to Lingshan Mountain. Every time the Buddha gives a sermon, I will record the whole process. As long as you give me 50 taels, I will give you the full set of scriptures immediately!"

Before the old monk finished speaking, he saw a group of soldiers trot over and immediately surrounded them.

"Old man, I found you, copy it for me!"

The old monk's face changed greatly.

Tang Sanzan expressed his feelings about the efficiency of the official handling of fraud here.

Looking at the handcuffed old monk again, Tang Sanbian said with a smile: "As a man, you must be down-to-earth. As the saying goes, a gentleman loves money and gets it in a wise way. Look at him being arrested now..."

Before Tang Sanzan finished speaking, the soldier waved his hand: "Cuff them all up for me!"

???

Aren't you guys here to catch scammers?

Tang Sanzan's complexion changed: "We are not with him!"

"I don't care if you are in the same group or not. Our national teacher said that as long as a monk comes, he will do it!"

What the fuck?

Zhu Bajie only felt his chrysanthemum tighten, and said in disbelief: "Your national teacher has such a strong taste?"

"My old pig has only heard of robbing girls, and this is the first time I've heard of robbing monks."

When the leading soldier heard Zhu Bajie's words, his face was covered with black lines, and his voice turned cold: "Damn it, our national teacher arrested you to do coolies, not you!"

Tang Sanzian frowned: "I am a monk from the Tang Dynasty!"

"I don't care if you belong to Datang or Daxian, this is Che Chiguo, even if Tathagata comes here, you have to give me 996 here!"

(End of this chapter)