Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 96 Subduing the demon?What he recently learned is cooking!

Hearing Tang Sanzan said that he was a foreign monk, these soldiers became even more excited.

Nowadays, there is a large-scale construction of Taoist temples in Chechi, and they are worried that there are not enough local monks.

Sha Wujin's eyes widened, and he was dumbfounded when he saw the uncultivated soldiers in front of him.

"Damn it, are all the soldiers of Chechi Kingdom so brave?"

Xiaobing then sneered, "I'm super brave, okay?"

Tang Sanzan was stunned for a moment.

Although he had already anticipated the situation in Chechi's country, he was a little confused when he saw the arrogance of this soldier.

If those three monsters act arrogantly in front of me, I can still call them men.

Why are you a mere mortal here?

"You have such an arrogant tone. I have never seen such an arrogant person like you when I grow up!"

"Hey, you saw it today!"

The leading soldier waved his hands coldly, and the three soldiers held steel forks and surrounded Tang Sanzhu, his master and his disciples.

"Be honest and go back to do coolies with us, so as not to suffer from flesh and blood!"

Tang Sanzan's expression darkened.

"boom!"

Seeing how arrogant these soldiers were, Zhu Bajie took out a laser cannon and blasted his entire body to pieces.

"Damn it, you dare to brag in front of Master at any level."

Zha Wujin took out the Gatling and pressed it directly against the soldier holding the steel fork next to him.

With a sneer on his face, he asked, "Has he always been this brave?"

The only two remaining soldiers, seeing their boss being bombarded to pieces, were so frightened that they fell to their knees on the ground with a plop.

"Grandpa, spare your life, grandpa, spare your life!"

"The courage is commendable, but it is a pity that he died!"

Tang Sanzong glanced at the minced meat on the ground, and then stopped at the old monk just now.

"Old man, since you met me today, you are lucky!"

"I saved your life, so it's not too much for you to treat us master and apprentice to a meal?"

Sun Xingzhe raised the AK47 in his hand and looked over with a grim expression.

The old monk looked at the master and apprentice Tang Sanbu who killed without saying a word, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and did not dare to have the slightest objection.

Oh shit……

I have never seen such a monk!

I thought I was an outlier among monks just because I cheated money, but I didn’t expect that there were monks who killed people without blinking an eye!
He had a knife in his butt today - his eyes were opened!
In desperation, the old monk got into the Humvee car worriedly and showed the way for Tang Sanbu's master and apprentice.

Out of the forest, on the road.

The Humvee headed west all the way until it reached a place where there were almost no people there, and then the old monk shouted: "It's here!"

"Crench!"

The Hummer stopped suddenly and almost threw the old monk out.

Looking at the environment outside the window, Tang Sanzan frowned with displeasure.

This is fucking going to the barren hills.

Sun Xingzhe asked suspiciously, "Old man, don't tell me you brought us here for a picnic!"

The old monk scratched his head and then said: "Several holy monks, now in the country of Chechi, they have to hide in this mountain forest in order to survive."

As the old monk spoke, he signaled Tang Sanzhu and his disciples to follow him towards the mountainside.

Within a few minutes, a group of people stopped in a place overgrown with weeds.

Seeing that the mark he made at the entrance of the cave before leaving had not been touched, the old monk breathed a sigh of relief.

They stretched out their hands to dig out the weeds and branches, and a man-made cave appeared in front of them.

Because the cave is very deep, I can't see clearly what's inside.

The old monk shouted eagerly into the cave: "Biqing, Bi'an, Master has brought back steamed buns!"

After the voice fell, there was a sound of stumbling footsteps in the cave.

I saw two young monks, about six or seven years old, running out of the cave and throwing themselves into the arms of the old monk.

The voice shouted childishly: "Master, we both recited scriptures well today!"

The old monk smiled gratifiedly, took out two steamed buns from his arms and handed them to Biqing and Bi'an.

Then he turned his head and smiled at Tang San's funeral companions: "Several holy monks are laughing..."

Zhu Bajie looked at the old monk suspiciously, and asked, "Old man, these two are not your illegitimate children, are they?"

The smile on the old monk's face froze.

Although the monk Chechi is now unpopular in China, he still wants his reputation.

"Don't get me wrong, holy monks. I was originally the abbot of Zhiyuan Temple in Chechi Kingdom. Unfortunately, the temple has been demolished and all the disciples have been arrested to do hard labor. The only ones who escaped are me and these two children. …”

As the old monk spoke, the corners of his eyes got wet uncontrollably.

I think he was an eminent monk respected by thousands of people in Che Chi country back then, but now he has to engage in swindling business to make ends meet.

The two young monks Biqing and Bi'an saw their master crying. They hurriedly divided half of the steamed buns in their hands and handed them to the old monk's mouth.

"Master, the two of us eat very little, and I'll share the steamed buns with you!"

see this scene.

Tang Sanzan clasped his hands together and sighed: "Is this why you came out to make money?"

Sha Wujin scratched his head, and asked puzzledly: "It seems that you, an old monk, don't look like a treacherous person, but why is Che Chi's country so hostile towards monks now?"

When the old monk heard this, the expression on his face became even more bitter.

He said with great reluctance: "Three years ago, there was a severe drought in Chechi, His Majesty ordered Zhiyuan Temple to pray for blessings and rain, but all the monks in the temple prayed for rain for half a month, but it still didn't work."

"Later, three Taoist priests came from nowhere and prayed for rain once, which solved the severe drought in Chechi. From that day on, His Majesty and the Taoist priests became as close as brothers and worshiped as national teachers!"

"The monks are considered to be vain, deceitful people!"

Speaking of this, the old monk was still a little unwilling.

After Tang Sanzun heard it, he couldn't help frowning: "Isn't that right?"

"If you can't even solve this problem, you are indeed trash!"

Sun Xingzhe's disciples also nodded in agreement.

You are a monk who is enshrined by the royal family. If you can't ask for rain at a critical moment, no one will give you a good face if you put this matter on anyone.

"I have practiced for many years, but I have always learned Buddhism and boxing skills. How can I fight Taoist magic?"

"Then do you want to hide in the cave with these two little bald donkeys for the rest of your life?"

A trace of despair flashed across the old monk's face: "I want to resist too, but how can I fight against the monster who has become a climate?"

"You mean they're monsters?"

This time, before Tang Sanzan could speak, Zhu Bajie became excited.

Master gave me a land recipe, but I haven't found the right ingredients yet.

"Are you afraid? If you killed the guards today, they will definitely come to seek revenge."

Zhu Bajie grinned: "I'm afraid they won't come to the door, just in time to try the old pig's new skills!"

The old monk asked suspiciously: "Did this holy monk learn the art of subjugating demons?"

Tang Sanzian grinned: "What he recently learned is cooking..."

???

The old monk was dazed for a few seconds, and the way he looked at Tang Sanzan and the others completely changed.

For the sake of being both monks, he reminded him again: "Holy Monk, those three national masters are tigers, goats, and elk transformed into spirits. They have unique skills and are not ordinary monsters!"

As soon as these words came out, Zhu Bajie's eyes brightened even more.

"Master, now the majors are more relevant. They are all monsters on land!"

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