Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 1040
"Humph... isn't it just being kicked out of the door?" Ding Ermiao sneered.

This disciple is too naughty, so I just took this opportunity to scare him.

"Ah? Is there any other punishment?" Wan Shugao collapsed on the ground, crying and shouting: "Uncle Master, how are you going to deal with me?"

"What do you think?" Ding Ermiao continued to sneer, letting Wan Shugao figure it out for himself.

Cold sweat broke out on Wan Shugao's head, and he said: "Is it necessary to give up martial arts and break...the tendons of my hands and hamstrings? But I didn't learn much martial arts. I just followed two boys. Feel free to exercise.”

Ding Ermiao sneered and shook his head slightly.

"Are you going to... crush the lute's bones and become a useless person from now on?" Wan Shugao's mind was wide open and he was sweating like rain.

Because he has read martial arts novels, most sects use these methods to punish bad guys.

"Uncle, since we were once brothers, can you please help me beg for mercy?" Seeing that Ding Ermiao remained silent, Wan Shugao became even more frightened and cried:
"If I become disabled, what will Xia Bing do in this life? And my parents, who will provide for them in their old age?"

Ding Ermiao couldn't help but smile, kicked Wan Shugao away, and said, "Who told you that the Maoshan sect would use such methods to deal with villains?"

"Ah, then what methods do you use?" Wan Shugao asked.

"I asked you to pack your things and set off with me tomorrow to conquer the four ghost bandits. Why do you think so much? I really impress you!"

Ding Ermiao sighed repeatedly and said: "Put some incense on your ancestor, and ask him to bless you so that you can come back with good arms and legs."

"Take me with you...to conquer the four ghost bandits?" Wan Shugao became interested and jumped to Lao Gao:

"Brother Ermiao, is it true? It's great. Being able to fight side by side with Brother Ermiao is simply the honor of my life!"

"Glory? Don't worry, a lot of glory is waiting for you." Ding Ermiao smiled and said:
"I will make you the vanguard of the bandits. You will open roads across mountains and build bridges across rivers. Like the edge of a steel sword and the tip of a dagger, you will go straight to the lair of the ghost bandits and build a glorious and glorious place!"

Wan Shugao was stunned, and then shouted: "No, Brother Ermiao, as the commander-in-chief of the armed forces, your safety is the most important, I have to protect you personally!"

This guy is not stupid, he knows that it is safest to stay with Ding Ermiao.

Ding Ermiao casually took a piece of talisman paper from the incense table, slapped it on Wan Shugao's mouth, and said: "From now on, you are only allowed to listen with your ears, and you are not allowed to speak with your mouth. Until tomorrow, you set off. , did you hear that?”

"Uh-huh, uh-huh..." Wan Shugao didn't dare to speak anymore. He covered the paper talisman with his hand and nodded repeatedly.

After dinner, Wu Zhanzhan had returned to normal and summoned Li Qingdong and Ding Ermiao to discuss the matter of being the head of Maoshan.

Li Weinian, Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan were all there, and Wan Shugao was also there, but this guy really blocked his mouth with paper charms and stuck tape tightly to his face.

"What Li Qingdong said makes sense. We all say that we are the head of the family to the outside world. This is inappropriate." Wu Zhanzhan looked at everyone and said:
"Er Miao, you better stop being modest. From now on, you will be the real leader of Maoshan. Choose an auspicious day, and I will send a notice to let the directors of the Three Palaces, Five Views and Taoist Temple come to witness you. The succession ceremony of the head of the company.”

Ding Ermiao hurriedly declined and said: "No, no, no, I don't want the leader who is giving it away for free. I will leave tomorrow and go to the mountain city to do business."

"You don't want it, and I don't want it either. The leader is still undecided. What should I do?" Wu Zhanzhan frowned and said, "My body will not be able to fully recover in just a few months. How about delaying it for another year?"

"Whatever, I'll listen to my junior sister." Ding Ermiao chuckled.

Li Qingdong coughed twice and said: "Isn't this bad? Everyone in the Three Palaces and Five Views knows that this year's Dragon Boat Festival, Xu Yunquan will establish a new leader. The news has been released, and now it is said to be delayed. It is inappropriate. .”

"Then what do you think we should do?" Wu Zhanzhan and Ding Ermiao asked at the same time.

"Let me think about it..." Li Qingdong frowned and paced around the room.

Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan looked at each other and said nothing.

Suddenly, Wu Zhanzhan smiled and said: "Li Qingdong, you don't want to be the leader, do you? Although I am not in good health now, but I will recover slowly, and it will not be a problem to take care of you by the Dragon Boat Festival."

"With my old arms and legs, I am definitely no match for Master Wu." Li Qingdong chuckled, turned around and said, "However, I have come up with a way to fairly select the leader."

"What can we do?" Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan asked together.

Li Qingdong nodded and said with a smile: "Rock, paper, scissors!"

As soon as these words came out, the whole audience was silent and everyone was stunned.

It is simply unheard of for the leader of a faction to use rock-paper-scissors to make decisions!

After a long time, Ji Xiaoxiao finally laughed out loud and said, "Li Qingdong, I'm really lucky that you came up with this wonderful idea."

But unexpectedly, Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan looked at each other and nodded together, saying: "Sure, it's rock, paper, scissors!"

"Is it really rock, paper, scissors?" Li Weinian and Gu Qinglan were both shocked and laughed bitterly.

"We are all from Xuyunquan's lineage, so why fight to the death? It's just a matter of guessing, it's good, it doesn't hurt the friendship. Winning is luck, losing is not embarrassing." Ding Ermiao chuckled.

Wu Zhanzhan smiled without saying a word and nodded slightly.

For Wu Zhanzhan, after experiencing this out-of-body experience and reciting Ksitigarbha's Buddhist verses, he looked down upon many things.The same is true for the head of Maoshan.

"Ahem, the two master uncles have really decided whether the guessing game will determine the leader?" Li Qingdong asked.

Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan nodded together without any objection.

"Then, please tell me the rules first. Will victory be determined by one round, or by winning two out of three rounds?" Li Qingdong asked again.

"Win or lose in one round!" Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan said at the same time.

"Okay, I'll call one, two, three, and everyone punches together, okay?" Li Qingdong said.

Ding Ermiao glanced sideways at Li Qingdong: "Stop talking nonsense, let's get started!"

Li Qingdong nodded, cleared his throat, and shouted: "Get ready, one, two, three... punch!"

Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan punched together, but they were both scissors!

But what they didn't expect was that while Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhan displayed their scissors, Li Qingdong also punched.

And it’s a hammer.

Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan were both stunned, their scissor hands stopped in the air, looking at Li Qingdong.

"You two uncles, I've accepted it!" Li Qingdong's hammer was also hanging in the air, and he said with a sinister smile:
"As the first descendant of Xuyunquan, I am also qualified to compete for the leadership, right?"

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