Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2276

There was silence all around, everyone was looking at Taoist Ghost and Lord Luo Wuxian and Luo Qi.

Luo Wu first calmed down and said: "You just said that it is not necessary to count the early morning. I am afraid it is a coincidence. It sounds the same as the big jujube in my hand. This time, we have a formal game."

The Ghost Taoist Master nodded and said, "Okay, whatever you want to calculate, you can come up with the question."

Luo Wu first looked around and said slowly: "Calculate for me, who am I and what is my name? If you can calculate it and write it down, you will win."

It's not easy to calculate it, and it's even harder to write it down, because the people here don't speak standard Mandarin, and most outsiders can't understand it.Luo Wuxian was confident, thinking that even if the Ghost Taoist Master heard his name, he would not be able to write his name correctly.

"This is easy to do. Tell me your birth date and I will calculate your past and next lives!" Ghost Taoist Master said.

Luo Wuxian was a Gu master. He knew that some Gu techniques were also performed based on his birth date. How could he reveal his birth date?So this guy sneered in his heart and deliberately reported a wrong time.

The Ghost Taoist Master is not in a dilemma and just counts on his fingers.

A few minutes later, Taoist Ghost said: "I already know who you are, what your name is, and I also know the name of your previous life. Your current name was also brought by your previous life."

"Really? Who was I in my previous life and what was my name?" Luo Wuxian asked coldly, but he sneered in his heart.

Because people here don't believe in past lives and future lives.

"Speaking of your previous life, that's incredible, it's a god in the sky!" Ghost Daoist said with a thumbs up.

There were voices of exclamation and whispers all around, thinking to themselves, it turns out that Master Luo Qi is a god in the sky, no wonder he became a Gu Master!
Luo Wuxian was also happy in his heart, hehey, he said: "I don't know what kind of god I am, please explain clearly."

Now, Luo Wuxian has concluded that the foreigner in front of him is a charlatan. He said that he was a god in his previous life. He was trying to put money on his face, trying to get close to him, hang out here, and cheat some small money.

Thinking of this, Luo Wuxian became proud again.

"It's a long story to say what kind of immortal you are. It starts with the Jade Emperor's peach banquet 3000 years ago." Ghost Taoist Master said with a smile.

"Did I know the Jade Emperor before?" Luo Wu was delighted.

"Of course I know you!" Ghost Taoist Master nodded and said, "This guest, please sit down and listen to me."

Luo Wu first lit a cigarette, nodded and smiled, waiting for this old foreigner to flatter him.

The judges around were also making noises, shouting: "Say it quickly!"

Lai Pi and Hei Pi also stretched their necks and pricked up their ears to listen.

The ghost priest also lit a cigarette, glanced at the crowd, and said unhurriedly:
"It is said that 3000 years ago, the Jade Emperor held a peach banquet, and gods from all walks of life went there. As we all know, many gods have mounts. For example, Samantabhadra's mount is a white elephant, and Manjushri rides a lion spirit. In the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty, Tianzun rides four different images... The immortals are having a feast of flat peaches, but these immortal mounts are also resting and chatting together in the Jade Emperor's imperial garden.

On this day, God Erlang also came with the roaring dog. He left the roaring dog in the imperial garden and chatted with the mounts of the gods.

We don’t know each other, so we have to introduce ourselves.

The four images of Yuanshi Tianzun came first and said: I come from Daluotian, so I have a very powerful name, called Luotian Divine Beast.

The lion spirit continued: Although I am a beast, I also had a nice name back then, called the Mighty King.

The white elephant also introduced himself, saying: I am also an innate spirit body, and live the same life as the heaven and the earth, so I was called an innate god elephant back then.

After everyone had finished the introduction, they asked what the roaring dog was called.

Xiaotiangou was very embarrassed and said: I don't have a name. I am a dog under the seat of Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun. Everyone calls me Xiaotiangou.

Si unlike and other beasts all laughed and said, even a dog should have a name. How about this? Our names all have four characters. Let me lend you one character each to help you find a name! "

At this point in the story, everyone has not yet reacted.

Luo Wuxian didn't react either, he frowned and thought about what the Ghost Master said.

The Ghost Taoist Master chuckled, and then said: "So, when all the immortal mounts in the Royal Garden were gathered together, Si unlike gave up the Luo character for 'Luotian Divine Beast', the lion spirit gave up the Wu character for 'Mighty King', and Dabai Xiang gave up the word "Xian" for 'Xiantian Divine Elephant' and gave Roaring Sky Dog a name, called: Luo, Wu, Xian!"

There was no sound.

After a long time, someone finally reacted, chuckling but not daring to say anything.

Luo Wuxian also understood, his face turned as red as pig liver, and he raised his foot and kicked the ghost master's table: "Old bastard, you called me a dog!?"

"Shut up!" the ghost priest yelled, and suddenly jumped on the table, pointing to Dongtian: "Look, Luo Wu, your master Erlang is here!"

Luo Qiye was startled. Not knowing whether it was true or not, he hurriedly turned around and looked up.

At this moment, Taoist Ghost raised his hand again, and a paper talisman flew towards the sky.

Everyone around was watching, with their heads held high.

I saw the paper talisman fluttering into the sky. Just when I was about to lose sight of it, the paper talisman suddenly exploded with a bang, and a cloud of blue smoke rose up.

After the green smoke passed, a golden armored general suddenly appeared, holding a three-pointed two-edged knife, standing majestically in the sky!

"Er Lang Shen, Er Lang Shen!" The onlookers were so frightened that they knelt down and bowed to the golden-armored god general without any need to organize.

Luo Wuxian's legs softened and he fell to the ground with a plop.

Needless to say, Laipi and Heipi also knelt on the ground along with everyone else, kowtowing to the statue in the sky.

But in a moment, the statue in the sky was blown away by the wind and disappeared.

In fact, this is an illusion created by the Ghost Taoist Master. He uses paper talismans to draw statues of gods, and after burning them in the air, he releases colored gas to appear as gods and ghosts.

"Xian Luo Wuxian, you should believe it after all that your master appears!" Ghost Taoist Master jumped off the table, laughed loudly, stretched out his hand and said: "Bring it one dollar of hexagram gold!"

Luo Wuxian was groggy at this time, his head was in a mess, he dropped a dollar and ran away.

Seeing Master Luo Qi leaving, the villagers around him dared to cheer loudly and praise the Ghost Taoist Priest repeatedly. They were all filled with admiration.

"Uncle Lin, you are a living god! I knew you were the most powerful, you are so powerful!" Laipi and Heipi walked up, nodded and bowed, and said with flattering faces.

The ghost Taoist raised his hand and slapped Duan Pi and Hei Pi twice on the head: "Little bastard, you betrayed me just now, do you think I don't know?"

(End of this chapter)