Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2295 The door of convenience (big chapter)
Hei Wuchang also looked around, and said in a low voice: "To be honest, it's Longhushan's intention to transfer you to Longhushan. Given a proposal, His Majesty Pluto has no choice but to save face."

"I knew what Longhu Mountain meant..." Zuo Chenghuang said with a sad face: "Actually, re-election is good. If I could choose, I would rather choose to be re-elected here."

Hei Wuchang smiled and said, "It's strange. A while ago, you were afraid of being re-elected, and worried that the underworld would not transfer you. Now you are transferred to a prosperous place, but you want to be re-elected. I really can't figure it out."

"One moment, another moment, alas." Zuo Chenghuang sighed and shook his head.

Indeed, Zuo Chenghuang's words and deeds were inconsistent.He didn't want to be here at first, but now that the incense is good, he doesn't want to leave.

It would be nothing to Zuo Chenghuang if he moved to another place.But when it came to Longhu Mountain, Zuo Chenghuang was frightened.As a city god in Longhu Mountain, there is no way to show off, because there are countless good people there, and you can't afford to offend anyone.

Another point is that there are countless Taoist temples in the Longhu Mountain area, and even the Tianshi Mansion is located there. Who would come to the small Chenghuang Temple to offer incense?I'm afraid that if I go there, I can only drink the northwest wind all year round!
Hei Wuchang also knew what Zuo Chenghuang was thinking, and said gloatingly: "I have finished delivering the order, and it's time to go back. Zuo Chenghuang, I hope you will do your duty when you arrive at Longhu Mountain and don't let His Majesty Pluto down."

"Do your best and leave to fate." Zuo Chenghuang said with a mournful face.

Hei Wuchang cupped his fists and turned around.

"Xiao Hei, stop." The ghost master's voice came from the bedroom.

Hei Wuchang didn't dare not listen, so he turned around quickly and asked respectfully: "Taoist Master, are you awake? What are your orders?"

After coughing twice, the Ghost Taoist Master slowly walked out of the bedroom, looked at Hei Wuchang, and said: "You said that Longhu Mountain wanted Zuo Chenghuang to pass. So, how did Longhu Mountain send the message? It was Master Nianxu. Issued a ultimatum to communicate with you?"

"I don't know this, because I am not responsible for this kind of thing. It's just that Pluto told me that Longhu Mountain has a request for Zuo Chenghuang to go there." Hei Wuchang said.

The ghost Taoist priest nodded and waved: "Okay, you can go back. Remember, don't tell anyone about my activities in the mainland. No one knows about this except the underworld and the Longhu Mountain Celestial Master. . If my whereabouts are leaked, you are the only one to ask."

"I understand, I understand." Hei Wuchang said goodbye respectfully and fled the City God's Temple as fast as he could.

Zuo Chenghuang took out the transfer order again, looked at it, and said sadly: "Taoist Master, this transfer order only allows me three days to take office."

"Then pack up, say hello to the villagers here, and let's go." Ghost Taoist Master said nonchalantly.

Zuo Chenghuang nodded, greeted the two boys, and got ready to go listlessly.

The next day, Zuo Chenghuang grumbled and didn't want to leave, but the new Chenghuang who took over had already arrived.

Really unable to stay any longer, Zuo Chenghuang had no choice but to leave.

On the night of the second day, Zuo Chenghuang took two boys and went straight to Longhu Mountain with the Ghost Taoist Master using Shuchi Dafa.

After all, it is the ancestral home of Taoism, the Ten Thousand Dharma Clan, and the restrictions within it are so powerful that it is unimaginable.

There were still fifty miles away from Longhu Mountain, so Zuo Chenghuang couldn't use his magic, so he walked there obediently.

The Chenghuang Temple in Longhu Mountain is in Shangqing Ancient Town, on a long street with the Tianshi Mansion!

But compared with the splendor and grandeur of the Tianshi Mansion, Zuo Chenghuang's Chenghuang Temple is simply unseemly, like a beggar to an emperor.

Not far to the east of Shangqing Ancient Town is Shangqing Palace, which is also the property of Tianshi Mansion.

Zuo Chenghuang came to Shangqing Town to take up his post. He really didn't dare to breathe loudly.

The ghost Taoist priest didn't care. He followed Zuo Chenghuang to his appointment and came to the Chenghuang Temple in Shangqing Ancient Town.

In fact, the scale of this Chenghuang Temple is not small. There is a main hall with four rooms in the front, and there are side halls and wing rooms in the back.

Moreover, there was already a host in the City God's Temple, and the incense was pretty good.This incense is actually due to the Tianshi Mansion, because in recent years, the number of tourists in Longhu Mountain has increased.These foreign tourists don't know much about it. They burn incense when they see a temple and kowtow when they meet a god. Therefore, many tourists come to the City God's Temple to burn incense by mistake.

Zuo Chenghuang came here to take up his post. He basically had nothing to do, so he just became a clay Bodhisattva and received some incense.Because there are two old Taoist priests in the temple.I just didn’t expect that he was also a Taoist priest from Longhu Mountain!
These two old Taoists lived in the Chenghuang Temple, received some pilgrims, and sold some charms.

Fortunately, there is also a Yin Zhai under the City God's Temple, which is the same size as the City God's Temple above.

Zuo Chenghuang hid in the yin house underground, unable to step out, enjoying the incense in peace.Anyway, the old Taoist priests will take care of the external affairs, so you don’t have to worry about it yourself.

The Ghost Daoist doesn't live in Zuo Chenghuang's private house, but in a hotel in the town.

Such a clear boundary is what Zuo Chenghuang wants. The provincial ghost Taoist priest causes trouble to hurt him.

Ghost Taoist Master put away his jar and wandered around the town every day, visiting Shangqing Palace, Tianshi Mansion, everywhere.

But the Ghost Taoist Master only went there as a tourist and did not tell others that he was a member of the Taoist sect.

The Taoist priests in Longhu Mountain were also busy and did not seem to notice this foreign old man.

Until half a month later, it was the day in February when the dragon raised its head, and Longhu Mountain became lively!

The Ghost Taoist seemed to be worried that others would not know, so he specially made a sign, holding a three-foot yellow cloth in his hand, and wandering around the ancient town of Shangqing. There were words on the yellow cloth: Zhang Daoling descended to earth to tell fortunes and read fortunes!
As soon as this sign came out, Longhu Mountain was shaken!
It stands to reason that throughout the ages, there have been many swindlers in the world, and Taoist Ghost may not be the first person to pretend to be Zhang Daoling.But the guy who came to Longhu Mountain and pretended to be Zhang Daoling was definitely No. 1!
Just pretend to be fake, Taoist Ghost also put up a sign and advertised it widely.

And this sign is wrong. You said that Zhang Daoling came down to earth and the heavenly master was reincarnated as a human. Why did he do something bad? He actually read fortune-telling!
Pedestrians on the street were all stunned by the signboard of the ghost priest.

Afterwards, hundreds of people gathered around Taoist Ghost.

The local residents all pointed at the Ghost Taoist Master and laughed, laughing at the old liar that he had come to the wrong place and pretended to be Zhang Daoling to come down to earth. Wasn't this a show of force in front of Guan Gong?
But the Taoist disciples in the crowd all changed their colors. After whispering and discussing, they sent a few fast-footed ones to report to Tianshi Mansion and Shangqing Palace to have a look.

These Taoist disciples did not dare to mess around without asking for permission.What if this thin old man is really the founder Zhang Daoling who descended to earth?
Therefore, the Taoist priests at Longhu Mountain were considered prudent. They reported to their superiors first and sent people to keep an eye on Taoist Ghost.

The Ghost Taoist Master kept his expression unchanged, holding a sign with one hand and ringing a bell with the other, and sang:

"Looking at faces and reading faces, walking around the streets and alleys! I hope you live a long life and are rich, and that you have many children and grandchildren. I am Zhang Daoling, the heavenly master, who has descended to earth. My tongue roars the wind and thunder, and my belly contains stars. I judge wealth and status, and there is no difference in misfortunes and blessings; Calculate the innateness and the day after tomorrow, the poor will have the right..."

Guidao Chang sang beautifully and played well, but no one dared to ask him for fortune telling.

On the territory of Longhu Mountain, who is so stupid as to come to a liar pretending to be Zhang Daoling to tell fortunes?
The ghost Taoist priest continued to walk slowly towards the Tianshi Mansion.

Behind the ghost master, more and more people were watching the excitement, and gradually, they blocked the long street!

A dozen Taoist priests suddenly walked in front of them, their steps hurried and their faces gloomy.The leaders were two veteran Taoists in their 50s, with gray beards hanging down their chests, wearing Taoist uniforms and holding whisks.

Arriving in front of the Ghost Taoist Master, an old Taoist shook the fly whisk in his hand and said with a stern face: "Fortune teller, please stay."

"Li Zhihua, are you talking about me?" Ghost Taoist Master stopped and asked, glaring at the old Taoist.

"You, how do you know my name?" The old Taoist was surprised and asked with a frown.

The person who came was none other than Li Zhihua from Shangqing Palace, the guy who later hosted the Celestial Masters Conference with Luo Qian.However, at this time, Li Zhihua was not the person in charge of the Shangqing Palace, he was just a knowledgeable guest and was responsible for reception work.He was naturally surprised when the Ghost Taoist Master called out his name.

The Ghost Taoist Master sneered, pointing to the two old Taoists leading the way: "You are Li Zhihua from Shangqing Palace, and you are Bu Xiaoyao from Taiyi Temple. I am Zhang Daoling who has come down to earth, so I naturally know you disciples and grandchildren."

Li Zhihua was stunned and turned to see Bu Xiaoyao's reaction.

Bu Xiaoyao was relatively calm, and said with a smile: "Brother Li Zhihua and I are both deacons of Longhu Mountain, and our names often appear. It is not surprising that you old man knows us. If you call our names, you will be considered a celestial master. , then I don’t believe it.”

The ghost Taoist priest twirled his beard and smiled: "Not only do I know you, but I also know every Taoist priest in Longhu Mountain."

Bu Xiaoyao didn't believe it, so he grabbed a little Taoist priest and asked, "What's his name?"

"The surname is Zhang and the name is Tan Zong." Ghost Taoist Master said the name without hesitation.

The little Taoist priest was so surprised that he opened his mouth wide and was speechless.Obviously, the ghost Taoist priest was right.

Bu Xiaoyao was also surprised. He grabbed two young Taoists from behind and asked, "What are their names?"

"He Yun is suffering, he was once comfortable." Ghost Taoist Master said with a sneer.

After coming here for half a month, the Ghost Daoist was doing the preparatory work, so he was able to deal with it calmly at this time.

Bu Xiaoyao and Li Zhihua were both horrified. They looked at Taoist Ghost again and said, "The old man really has some tricks. No wonder he dares to pretend to be the Taoist Master of Longhu Mountain."

Longhushan is the ancestral home of Taoism, and Zhang Daoling is the first generation of celestial masters, so he has the title of Taoist celestial master.However, this title is only used in Longhu Mountain, and most people in other places don't know it.

Because Bu Xiaoyao and the young Taoist priest behind Li Zhihua were randomly encountered on the road.Some people, even Li Zhihua and Bu Xiaoyao, were only familiar and could not name them, but when the thin old man in front of them called them out, how could Li Zhihua and Bu Xiaoyao not be surprised?

"I'm not pretending, I am Zhang Daoling who came down to earth." Ghost Taoist Master said.

Li Zhihua thought for a while and said: "Old man, this is the ancestral home of Taoism and the foundation of Longhu Mountain. If it is found that you are impersonating with ulterior motives, I am afraid that the Tianshi Mansion will hold you accountable."

"It's useless to talk more. Let Nianxu come out to see me and you will know the truth." Ghost Taoist Master said.

Bu Xiaoyao shook his head and said: "As far as I know, the Celestial Master is in retreat and no one can be seen."

"If he doesn't see me, I will continue to tell fortunes on the street." The Ghost Taoist laughed and continued to ring the bell and walk while singing.

Bu Xiaoyao and Li Zhihua hurriedly followed up, tried to persuade them, and said: "Old man, if you have any purpose, you can tell me directly. If Longhu Mountain can help, I will definitely solve it for you. If you blatantly impersonate the Taoist Celestial Master, Longhu Mountain will probably I can’t let you do anything.”

"I'm not impersonating, I'm Zhang Daoling descending to earth." Ghost Daoist said stubbornly.

Bu Xiaoyao and Li Zhihua looked at each other, dumbfounded.

He wanted to beat this old guy up, but he felt that he was missing some magnanimity. If word spread, he would be ridiculed by people all over the world, saying that Longhushan bullied a crazy old man.

Suddenly someone in front shouted, "Okay, okay, the chief Taoist priest of Tianshi Mansion is here!"

The ghost Taoist priest looked up and saw a silver-haired old Taoist walking steadily and smiling.

Li Zhihua and Bu Xiaoyao hurriedly greeted him and said, "I have met Taoist Master Hanwen."

The person who came was the supervisor of Tianshi Mansion, also from the Zhang family, named Zhang Hanwen.Usually, he assists Daoist Master Tianshi and manages the affairs of Tianshi Mansion. Everyone calls him Daoist Hanwen.

Taoist Master Hanwen nodded and looked at Taoist Ghost, the smile on his face not changing: "Brother, is this the Taoist Master of Longhu Mountain who descended to earth?"

"Exactly, I want to see Nianxu." Ghost Taoist Master said proudly.

Taoist Master Hanwen shook his head and said: "Master Tianshi is in retreat and no one can see him. However, Master Daren sent a note and asked me to have a look."

"Bring it here." Ghost Taoist Master stretched out his hand.

Taoist Master Hanwen handed over a piece of paper, but he held it tightly and said with a smile: "You are the Taoist Celestial Master descending to earth. Can you guess what is written in the note?"

Join my army?
The Ghost Taoist Master retracted his hand, counted with his fingers, then meditated for a while, and said: "There are four sentences in it... I talk to you about my life, name, and fragrance, and my tongue roars like wind and thunder, and I tell you the short and long. Count how many ministers and ministers you have. , I didn’t know that I was suddenly dead. What a thought, he even cursed me to die!"

Taoist Master Hanwen was shocked and said: "Brother, you are really a master of calculations. Please come with me to see the Master of Heaven!"

Taoist Ghost just smiled and followed Taoist Hanwen away.

Li Zhihua, Bu Xiaoyao and others also followed, but they ordered the Taoist priests in front of them to persuade the spectators who came to leave.

The Tianshi Mansion had already closed its doors to thank guests, the main door was closed, leaving only a corner door.

The Ghost Taoist Master walked to the corner door, stopped, and said, "I am Zhang Daoling who has descended to earth. Shouldn't I enter through the main door? Why do you ask me to use the small door?"

Taoist Master Hanwen was not in a hurry and said, "The rules of the Tianshi Mansion have always been like this. If the visitor is a member of the Taoist sect and announces his or her identity, he will naturally enter through the gate. But there are some experts who are indifferent by nature. Don't see the tail, conceal your whereabouts and true identity. Longhu Mountain also has the beauty of adulthood, so you don't need to welcome it with publicity and open another convenient door."

(End of this chapter)