Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2310 Ding Ermiao’s first love (1)

Ji Xiaoxiao curled her lips and said, "Just say it, we just don't pay attention."

"Hahaha, the power of thought is sometimes difficult to control." Ding Ermiao said.

"Then you know that your telepathy affects the growth of that baby, so what should you do?" Ji Xiaoxiao asked.

Ding Ermiao smiled and said: "My cultivation is a little higher than everyone else's, so I can control my mind and not pay attention."

Everyone lost their temper and nodded and laughed together.

"The words are unreasonable. It's okay if you don't say it. I will study Wan Shugao's secret disk and calculate the result." Ji Xiaoxiao said.

Li Qingdong laughed and said: "Master Aunt, with Master Master's current level of cultivation, if you don't want to be plotted by Tianji, there is nothing that Tianji Pan can do."

Ji Xiaoxiao glared at Li Qingdong and Ding Ermiao and fiddled with the Emperor's Mirror placed on the table.

"Wan Shugao, you should send this Emperor Mirror back to the underworld." Ding Ermiao turned around and said.

These are office supplies from the underworld. It's inappropriate to keep them here all the time.

But Wan Shugao was already asleep on his side, snoring loudly and drooling.

Li Qingdong was about to wake up his apprentice, but Ji Xiaoxiao waved his hand to stop him and said with a smile: "Bye bye, Ermiao, I just happened to use the Emperor's Mirror to take a look at your life in Qiyun Mountain before you came out of the mountain. It is said that, You had a very good relationship with Hongyu at that time, were you your childhood sweetheart and your childhood sweetheart?"

Ding Ermiao suddenly panicked and said, "What's so good about that? I wasn't good at Taoism at that time and I made a fool of myself everywhere, so I didn't care."

"I want to watch it. Anyway, Ye Gufan hasn't come back yet, so we are just idle." Ji Xiaoxiao got angry and hugged the Emperor Mirror without letting go.

Ding Ermiao had no idea and said with a wry smile: "Okay, okay, you can see for yourself, I'll go out for a walk..."

After that, Ding Ermiao stepped out of the back hall and fled.

Gu Qinglan smiled and stretched out her hand to pull, but didn't catch it.

Everyone laughed.

"This guy must have done something shameful before he came out of the mountain. Otherwise, why would he look so guilty?" Ji Xiaoxiao fiddled with the celestial disk and said with a smile: "Sister Lan, come and watch together."

Gu Qinglan nodded and looked at it together.

"I'll come, I'll come, I'll bring out the scene at that time..." Wan Shugao didn't know when he woke up, and suddenly he became energetic. He took the Tianzi Mirror and manipulated it skillfully, looking for Ding Ermiao's memory in Qiyun Mountain. footprints.

The mirror flashed and finally stopped at Qiyun Mountain decades ago.

The Qiyun Mountain here is not the Qiyun Mountain in Anhui, but a high mountain in the southeast of the mountain city.The two mountains have the same name, but Qiyun Mountain in the mountain city is steeper, but it is not as famous as the famous Taoist mountain in Anhui.

Qiyun Mountain stretches for [-] miles, with clusters of peaks and rugged rocks. The top of the mountain is shrouded by white clouds all year round, making it look like a fairyland.

On the third peak in the north of the mountain, halfway up the mountain, there is a dilapidated Taoist temple.

In the Taoist temple, there lived the Sanpoor Taoist priest and his only disciple Ding Ermiao who came from the clouds.

In the early morning of autumn, on the bluestone floor of the Taoist temple, the master and the apprentice were meditating opposite each other.

Master Qiu Sanpo was wearing a faded yellow sermon uniform, with fluffy hair, and an old-fashioned butter cloth umbrella slung across his back.

Disciple Ding Ermiao was wearing a brand new blue double-breasted jacket, wide bloomers, and a brand new pair of thousand-layer cloth shoes.

At this time, Ding Ermiao was already 16 years old and had already grown taller, surpassing his master, Sanpian Taoist Priest, by a head.Although Ding Ermiao's face remained childish, her eyes flashed with cunning and cleverness, making her look very dishonest.

The Sanpian Taoist Priest had his eyes closed, and his expression was neither sad nor happy but calm and peaceful, as if he were a monk in trance.

But Ding Ermiao, who was sitting opposite Taoist Priest Sanpian, looked sideways at the east outer wall of the Taoist temple from time to time.

Outside the east wall, there was also a pair of big, watery eyes, peeking at Ding Ermiao.

Ding Ermiao winked at the east wall, and suddenly said to the master: "Master, my stomach hurts a little, and I need to go to the toilet..."

Sanpian Taoist Priest did not open his eyes and said slowly: "Go ahead and ask Hongyu to tell her mother to thank her mother for making you a set of clothes and shoes."

Uh... So Master knew that Hong Yu was coming?Ding Ermiao stuck out her tongue, stood up slowly, and ran towards the east wall with a whoosh.

Outside the east wall, a little girl with twin ponytails took a few steps back, avoided the sight of Sanpian Taoist Priest, covered her mouth and smiled, and whispered: "Brother Ermiao, you always say you have a stomachache," Does Changya believe you?"

The girl was probably a little younger than Ding Ermiao, but girls develop earlier. At the age of fourteen or fifteen, they were already very graceful and had a decent figure.

"Hey, Master is so confused. He will believe whatever I say." Ding Ermiao took Hongyu's hand and walked toward the outside of the Taoist temple's backyard wall, asking: "By the way, Hongyu, why are you here so early?" ?”

"I came to the mountain to pick mushrooms, and I wanted to see you by the way." Hongyu lifted the bamboo basket from the corner of the wall, pulled out a cloth bag from the bottom of the bamboo basket, opened the cloth bag, and found old clothes wrapped in a ball inside. Inside, there are three hot eggs.

"Brother Ermiao, here's something to eat for you. My mother said that you need nutrition now that you are growing taller." Hong Yu stuffed the egg into Ding Ermiao's hand.

The eggs are still warm, which shows that the ruby ​​came in a hurry. Otherwise, the eggs would have been cold after traveling several miles on the mountain road.

Ding Ermiao put the egg back into Hongyu's hand and said, "Hongyu, you lied to me again. This is the breakfast your mother gave you. Do you think I don't know about it? You eat it quickly. I am here every day delicacies from the mountains and seas. They're all overnourished."

"I ate in the morning and left something for you to eat." Hongyu smiled sheepishly.

"I won't eat it, but I've eaten it too." Ding Ermiao shook his head firmly.

"Then... one for each person. If you don't eat, I'll be too embarrassed to eat." Hongyu said.

"Okay, I won't do it next time." Ding Ermiao shook his head helplessly, picked up a smaller egg, cracked it open on his head, peeled off the eggshell, and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Hey, slow down, beware of choking!" Hongyu said hastily.

As expected, Ding Ermiao was choked. She stretched her neck and bulged her eyes, desperately pressing the egg down, while waving her hands to show that she was fine.

Hongyu chuckled and then began to peel the eggs.

With great difficulty, Ding Ermiao swallowed the egg, touched her neck and said, "By the way, Hongyu, I have good news for you."

Hongyu also ate the eggs, wiped the corners of her mouth with the back of her hand, and asked, "What's the good news?"

"My master is going to wander around, leaving me to guard the Taoist temple. Hey, there are no tigers in the mountains, and the monkey is the king." Ding Ermiao proudly did a backflip, stood still, raised his head to Hongyu, and pretended to cough. He coughed twice and said:
"Ding Ermiao, a disciple of the poor Taoist Maoshan, is the master of Qiyun Temple in Qiyun Mountain. May I ask this young lady, what are you doing with the poor Taoist? Burning incense? Telling fortunes? Asking for wealth? Suppressing disasters and exorcising evil spirits? Or asking about marriage and future? Or catching people? Ghost descending demon?"

"Pfft..." Hongyu almost burst out laughing at the eggs she ate, and said, "It's not like, it's not like, it doesn't have the momentum of the three poor Taoists."

Ding Ermiao scratched his scalp and said: "Of course there is no momentum like this. If I steal Master's Ten Thousand Killers, I will have momentum in my hand."

"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore. I'm going to pick mushrooms in the back mountain. Brother Ermiao, are you going?" Hongyu asked, lifting the bamboo basket.

"Of course I'm going. I'll also pick some for lunch." Ding Ermiao grabbed Hongyu's bamboo basket and walked up the mountain first.

The back mountain is shady and there are many mushrooms after the rain.

The two walked through the woods, picking mushrooms and chatting.

"By the way, Brother Ermiao, my mother asked me to ask you if the clothes she made for you fit." Hongyu raised her head and glanced at Ding Ermiao.

"It's okay. The legs of the pants are a little long. When I grow them longer, they will fit." Ding Ermiao said.

In fact, Priest Sanpian asked Hongyu’s mother to make a set of Tai Chi training clothes for Ding Ermiao.But Hongyu’s mother didn’t know what a training uniform was, so she made a double-breasted jacket and a pair of bloomers, which looked a bit like the training uniform.

"I see that you are already very tall. Don't want to grow any taller. If you are too tall, you will look a bit silly. I don't like it."

"Well, let me recite a spell at night so that I won't grow taller." Ding Ermiao said.

Hongyu laughed again: "You're bragging, you're tall or short, and you can still control it by chanting a spell?"

"Of course. If you don't believe it, let's make a bet. Do you want to grow taller?" Ding Ermiao glanced at Hongyu.

Hongyu curled her lips and continued picking mushrooms disapprovingly.

"By the way Hongyu, Master said that the outside world has changed. If girls don't study, they won't be able to find jobs in the future. I think you are also a smart person. You can continue to study and take the college entrance examination in the future." Ding Ermiao did not Find something to say.

"Who said I don't study? Haven't I already graduated from elementary school? Besides, I have no intention of looking for a job outside. I just want to stay in the mountains for the rest of my life." Hongyu said.

In fact, Hongyu felt that the widowed mother was too lonely at home, so she did not continue to study and chose to stay at home with her mother.Of course, not studying may also be influenced by Ding Ermiao.Because Ding Ermiao never went to school in the Taoist temple.

"Stay there for a lifetime? Master said that people in the future will live in big cities. In the mountains, there will gradually be no one. Others have moved out of the mountains, and you are still staying in the mountains. Doesn't that mean you can't get married?" Ding Ermiao said.

"Forget it if you can't get married. I'll live my whole life alone." Hongyu curled her lips, then looked at Ding Ermiao and sighed, "You have the guts to say that I'm not the same? I've never been to school, and I won't find you again in the future. If you don’t get a job, you won’t get a wife.”

Ding Ermiao shrugged and said: "I am different from you. Master said that I am a serious disciple of Maoshan, equivalent to... the level of a university professor. When looking for a job, you don't have to worry about whose house is haunted. When I met him, he would be able to feed him for three years if he slaughtered it. If there is food and drink, what do I need to work for?”

"Bragging, Sanpian Taoist Priest is also bragging." Hongyu rolled her eyes and continued picking mushrooms.

"I'm not bragging to you, Hongyu, just wait. When I come out of the mountain and become famous, I will take you to the colorful world and let you see the world!" Ding Ermiao said with confidence.

"I don't believe it." Hongyu muttered, but with a happy smile on her face.

Ding Ermiao grinned and started picking mushrooms, thinking about the outside world. A beautiful scenery slowly unfolded in his mind...

Unconsciously, the two of them had picked most of the basket of mushrooms.

Hongyu stood up, beat her lower back with her hands, and said, "Brother Ermiao, please rest for a while. It's almost done. I can't finish eating so many mushrooms."

Ding Ermiao also stopped, stared at Hongyu's lower back, and asked: "Hongyu, do you have a problem with your waist? Do you want me to take a look? We have medicinal wine in the alchemy room. I'll get some for you. you."

"No need, my backache can't be cured by your medicinal wine." Hongyu pursed her lips and smiled, and sat down on a rock.

"How could it be? Our medicinal wine is very effective. Apply it to the affected area and rub it. The pain will stop immediately!" Ding Ermiao said.

Hongyu shook her head and said: "This is a girl's disease, you men don't understand."

"What? If a girl is sick, don't you need to read it? Is there a difference between men and women when sick?" Ding Ermiao was puzzled.

Hongyu's face suddenly turned red, she looked around, and whispered: "Then tell me, but you can't tell others."

"Okay, I promise not to tell anyone else." Ding Ermiao leaned forward and pricked up his ears.

Hongyu pursed her lips and said in a low voice: "Every time I have back pain two days before my aunt comes..."

"Ah? You still have an aunt? How come I don't know about it until now? It's really strange. When your aunt comes, your waist will hurt. What's the weird reason?" Ding Ermiao was surprised and asked with eyes wide open.

"You're going to die, you're making fun of me!" Hongyu's face turned red, she grabbed a handful of mushrooms from the bamboo basket and threw it at Ding Ermiao's face, then she picked up the bamboo basket and ran down the mountain in a hurry.

"Hongyu, hello...!" Ding Ermiao was confused in the wind, and he couldn't understand Hongyu's words even after thinking hard.

Watching Hong Yu's back walk away, Ding Ermiao turned around and walked towards the Taoist temple. He was still muttering in his heart, why did Hong Yu suffer from back pain when Hong Yu's aunt came?

By the way, Hongyu's aunt must have ghost or evil energy in her body. This ghostly energy or evil energy poured into Hongyu's body, so Hongyu suffered from back pain!
Ding Ermiao slapped her forehead and finally understood!

After understanding this, Ding Ermiao quickened her pace and ran towards the Taoist temple.He was going to draw a talisman to ward off evil spirits to Sister Hongyu!

"Er Miao, have you been going to the toilet for so long?" Taoist Priest Sanpian stood in front of the Taoist temple and asked with a glare.

"Yes, Master... When I was squatting in the toilet, I saw a big hare running past. So I quickly picked up my pants and chased after it, hoping to catch the hare and make you drink. I chased it for several miles. , so I came back late." Ding Ermiao said.

"Haha, are you so filial? Where's the hare?" asked Sanpian Taoist Priest.

Ding Ermiao scratched his head and said with a sad face: "That hare is very cunning. I forced it into a hole and went into the hole. I didn't let it go and smoked it. But I didn't expect that the cunning rabbit had three burrows. This guy never stopped. The other hole has escaped. But don’t worry, Master, I recognize it, and I will definitely catch it again next time I see it!"

(End of this chapter)