Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2311 Ding Ermiao’s first love (2)

The Sanpoor Taoist priest was so angry that his beard curled up, and said: "Er Miao, I remember the same story. You have told it a dozen times. Every time, you would see a rabbit and want to catch it for me to drink. But every time the rabbit runs away, I think this rabbit is Chang’e’s Jade Rabbit Spirit, right?”

"Oh, master, if you didn't tell me, I really didn't expect it! When you said it, it really looks a bit like it." Ding Ermiao chuckled, slipped past the master, and said: "Master, I went to read the Tao Te Ching. Recently Reading books is a bit enlightening, and I can't put it down."

Sanpong Taoist Master used his backhand to grab Ding Ermiao's back collar and said, "Pull it down. You have torn up that Tao Te Ching a long time ago and set it on fire. Where can I find it? Oh, you kid! The older you get, the more naughty you become. If you walk around the world in the future, if you are so glib and talkative, you will probably lose the face of your ancestor!"

Ding Ermiao shrugged, lowered his head and said nothing.

Taoist Master Sanpian walked a few steps and said: "Tomorrow morning, I will go out to Yunyu. You can guard the Taoist temple at home, practice, read, and draw talismans. Don't slack off. Wait until I come back from Yunyu to check your homework."

"I know, Master, you can go with peace of mind." Ding Ermiao said.

The Sanpoor Daoist gave Ding Ermiao a chestnut, and scolded: "What do you mean going with peace of mind? You wish Master would die soon, right?"

"No, Master, I want you to roam in peace." Ding Ermiao said, rubbing his head.

The Taoist Priest Sanpian shook his head and said: "I may go out this time for a month. If someone comes to the Taoist temple to ask for medicine or spells, you can give it to them. But don't go out to help others catch ghosts. You are not good enough, and you may suffer a loss."

"Master, in fact, my Taoist practice has been sufficient for a long time. I just lack a powerful magical weapon. If you give me the ability to kill ten thousand people, I can do it... To be honest, with such a high level of Taoism, you can kill ten thousand people with me. It's useless." Ding Ermiao said slightly dissatisfied.

The Sanpoor Daoist shook his head and said, "Thousands of people will be beheaded, and I can't give it to you now."

"Why can't you give it to me, Master? You are just my disciple. To be honest, after you become an immortal and become a feather, you will kill thousands of people and it will not be mine?" Ding Ermiao said.

The Taoist Priest Sanpian chuckled and said, "It's for your own good that I don't kill ten thousand people for you. I told you about the killing of ten thousand people. The evil spirit is powerful and is not good for children's families. You can kill ten thousand people now." Beheading will definitely affect your character and temperament. I'm afraid that when you grow up, you will become a violent and murderous person."

"That's the reason again. Master, your words are just like the rabbit story I told. My ears are calloused." Ding Ermiao said depressedly.

The Sanpian Taoist Priest took off his umbrella, slowly pulled out the Ten Thousand Killer, and said, "There is another reason why I won't give it to you now, because I still can't live without the Ten Thousand Killer."

"Master's cultivation level means that even if you don't kill thousands of people, you can still catch ghosts with your hands and feet tied up," Ding Ermiao said.

"No, no, no..." Taoist Priest Sanpian played with killing thousands of people for a while, then took Ding Ermiao to the Taoist temple, sat down on the stone pillar in front of the door, and said:
"Back then, I was also a child and met your master, Taoist Master Juexin. Master Juexin saved me at a mass grave. At that time, I was surrounded by hundreds of ghosts and my soul was frightened away. My master Taoist Master Juexin has great supernatural powers, but he has only helped me recover two souls, and one soul has not been recovered yet!"

ah?It turns out that Master’s soul is incomplete?Ding Ermiao's eyes widened and he looked at Taoist Ghost in surprise.

"Fortunately, my master has a way. He said that Ten Thousand Killer has become spiritual, so he asked me to hold Ten Thousand Killer in my hand and fuse the spirituality of Ten Thousand Killer with my soul. Since then, I have been using the sword as my soul to fill in the missing parts. Soul. In the beginning, I held ten thousand people in my hands while I was sleeping. Until later, I didn’t have to hold ten thousand people in my hands all the time."

Taoist Priest Sanpong recalled the past and said: "Over the years, some of the lost souls have come back intermittently, but they are still incomplete after all. Now, I can kill thousands of people, but in the end there will still be some impact. Just like a broken bowl. , it can be used, but there is always a gap and cannot be filled with water. With Ten Thousand Slash in hand, you can fill this gap. So, before you arrive, Ten Thousand Slash should stay with me, lest I lose my mind. I scold you every day.”

Ding Ermiao nodded and said: "Then you should keep it, Master. I can make do with the peach wood sword."

"Two years later, when you choose your destiny, I will officially retire. At that time, I will hand over the execution of ten thousand people to you, and you can do whatever you want." Taoist Priest Sanpian said.

"The word for life? What is the word for life?" Ding Ermiao asked.

"I'll tell you when the time comes, so you don't get the wrong idea again." Taoist Priest Sanpian waved his hand and walked towards the Taoist temple.

Ding Ermiao was stunned for a moment, then caught up with his master and said, "By the way, master, I almost forgot something important. I want to go down the mountain to exorcise Hongyu from evil spirits!"

Then it was the ghost Taoist priest's turn to be stunned, and he stopped and asked, "What did you say? Hong Yu was possessed by evil? I saw your Aunt Zhang last night. Didn't she say there was something wrong with Hong Yu?"

"Master, did you go to see Aunt Zhang again last night?" Ding Ermiao chuckled.

Aunt Zhang is Hongyu's mother. She has been widowed for many years and lives in the mountains with Hongyu.Because their mother and daughter lived a hard life, Taoist Priest Sanpian took great care of them.Aunt Zhang repaid her kindness by making clothes for the Sanpoor Taoist Priest and Ding Ermiao. The chickens and ducks raised at home were also continuously sent up the mountain.

Sanpian Taoist Priest made a serious face: "What are you talking nonsense about? I was just passing by there! Tell me, what happened to Hong Yu?"

Seeing that the master was really angry, Ding Ermiao also put away his playful expression and said: "Hongyu said that every time her aunt comes, she gets back pain... So, I suspect that her aunt is not a good person... …”

"Shut up!" Sanpian Taoist Priest said, dumbfounded, "That's a girl's private matter. Who told you to interfere?"

"Girls' private matters?" Ding Ermiao frowned, seeming to understand something.

The Sanpian Taoist priest sighed and said: "You, when I come back, I will give you a holiday and let you go to Hongyu's house down the mountain every day to watch TV. There are some things you can learn from TV, well... just You look so dumbfounded, I'm really worried about how many jokes you will make in the future!"

Anyone who dares to laugh at me will be castrated by ten thousand men, Ding Ermiao muttered in his heart, but did not dare to say it out loud.

The Sanpian Taoist priest shook his head and went to pack his things in the back room.

Ding Ermiao was still worried about Hongyu, so she returned to her room, drew a few spells, took medicinal wine from the alchemy room, hid it in her pocket, and sneaked down the mountain.

Hongyu's family lives in the col a few miles away.

Ding Ermiao's descent here was actually from the top of the mountain to the col, and did not exceed the scope of Qiyun Mountain at all.

Because he grew up here since he was a child, Ding Ermiao is used to walking the mountain road and galloping like a monkey. After a while, he has already arrived at Hongyu's village.

Hongyu was washing clothes in front of the door. When she saw Ding Ermiao, she couldn't help but smile happily, stood up and asked, "Brother Ermiao, why are you here?"

"Oh...it's nothing. My master said that he is going to travel and won't be back for about a month. Let me talk to Aunt Zhang. By the way, Hongyu, Aunt Zhang is not at home?" Ding Ermiao looked at Hongyu's family. room.

In the room, a woman in her 30s came out and said with a smile: "Er Miao is here? He has already told me that your master is going out. Why do you ask you to deliver a message again?"

"Really?" Ding Ermiao scratched his scalp and frowned: "Maybe my master is confused and does things erratically, so he wants me to make another trip..."

"Since you've come all the way, let's eat here. I'll catch a chicken and kill it." Aunt Zhang smiled, turned around and went into the house again.

With such a blessing, Ding Ermiao smiled: "Thank you, Aunt Zhang. When I go out to make money in the future, I will definitely honor you!"

Hongyu sat down again and continued to wash clothes, and whispered: "You are not my mother's son, how can you show your filial piety?"

"Hehe, a godson is fine too." Ding Ermiao said with a smile.

"..." Hongyu suddenly felt a little disappointed. Why didn't he say that he would show his filial piety as a son-in-law?
Ding Ermiao also found a low stool from the house, sat down opposite Hongyu and watched Hongyu wash clothes, and said, "By the way, I have another identity that can honor your mother."

"What's your identity?" Hongyu raised her head and shook her bangs from her forehead.

"I don't dare to say it. If I say it, I'm afraid you will drive me away. I won't be able to eat that chicken." Ding Ermiao pouted.

Hongyu blushed, and thought sweetly in her heart, this time Brother Er Miao will definitely say that he will honor him as a son-in-law.

So Hongyu smiled and said: "Say, no matter what you say, I will not drive you away."

"Really?"

"Really, if you don't believe it, let's hang ourselves with a hook." Hongyu stretched out her white hand.

"How old are you, and you still play the game of hanging yourself with a pull hook? Then I said it..." Ding Ermiao looked at Hongyu's face and said, "Actually, when I say honor your mother, I treat your mother as... a teacher's wife. Honorable."

Hongyu was stunned for a moment, then grabbed a piece of clothing from the wash basin and threw it at Ding Ermiao with soup and water: "You are going to die!"

Ding Ermiao was well prepared, and ran more than ten feet away in a swish, looking at Hongyu and laughing.

Hongyu glared at Ding Ermiao, lowered her head and continued washing clothes.She was not angry that Ding Ermiao regarded her mother as her mother-in-law, but she was angry that Ding Ermiao did not regard her mother as her mother-in-law.

Ding Ermiao picked up the clothes that Hong Yu had just thrown from the ground, took them in his hand and shook them open, but it was Hong Yu's bra.

"Hongyu, is this your swimsuit? By the way, we haven't bathed in the river together since last year, right? I didn't expect that you secretly bought a swimsuit..." Ding Ermiao repeated it in his hand Look, said in the mouth.

"What are you looking at? Give it back to me!" Hongyu turned red with embarrassment and shouted at Ding Ermiao.Hongyu didn't notice when she hit Ding Ermiao with her clothes just now, but unexpectedly, she grabbed her bra.

"Let's see what's important, isn't it just a swimming suit?" Ding Ermiao said casually.

Hongyu was so angry that she stamped her feet, turned around and went into the house without washing her clothes.

Ding Ermiao didn't take it seriously. She sat on Hong Yu's seat, rolled up her sleeves, and helped Hong Yu wash her clothes.

At the sound of footsteps, Aunt Zhang walked out of the house and saw Ding Ermiao washing Hongyu's clothes. She couldn't help but be startled, and then smiled and said: "Ermiao, please rest, washing clothes is a woman's business, you are a man. How can you do this kind of work?"

"It's okay, Aunt Zhang. I also have to wash clothes on the mountain. My master's pants are changed every six months, and I wash them all. Every time I wash clothes for master, a basin of water is as good as ink." Ding Ermiao squeezed the water in the sponge vigorously and said without raising her head.

Aunt Zhang didn't know whether to laugh or cry. She turned around to look for Hongyu and cursed: "Where did this girl Hongyu die? How can you ask Ermiao to wash clothes?"

Hongyu then came out, took the clothes from Ding Ermiao's hand, and rubbed them on the washboard angrily.

Aunt Zhang smiled and said: "Er Miao, come and help me catch the chicken. The big reed rooster at home always runs outside. If it is not killed and eaten, it will be eaten by others sooner or later."

Ding Ermiao nodded hurriedly, wiped the water on her hands, and followed Aunt Zhang to the backyard to catch chickens.

After killing the chicken, Ding Ermiao thought about the mission of coming down the mountain and asked hurriedly: "By the way, Aunt Zhang, do you still have a sister?"

"Huh? I don't have any older sisters." Aunt Zhang was stunned.

"Then Hongyu said...she has a great aunt?" Ding Ermiao asked tentatively.

Aunt Zhang was even more stunned, then frowned: "Nonsense, where can Hongyu have an aunt? What did this girl... say?"

"She said...her aunt will have back pain when she comes." Ding Ermiao took out medicinal wine and charms from his pocket and said, "I was worried that Hongyu would be invaded by evil spirits, so I sent her medicinal wine and charms... "

"You kid!" Aunt Zhang shook her head and smiled, thought for a while, and said:

"This is a girl's private matter. Logically, I can't tell you. But I have always regarded you as my son, so it doesn't matter if I tell you about it. Girls have a big problem and will feel uncomfortable for two days every month. There will be symptoms of backache and stomachache. Many people say that the aunt is here. The book says..."

Aunt Zhang had read books, knew a lot of words, and was not that feudal, so she gave Ding Ermiao a lesson in the backyard.

After hearing the explanation, Ding Ermiao's face also turned red, only then did he realize that he had made a joke!
"Actually, it's your master's fault for not telling you anything. It's normal for you to follow an old man and not understand these things. But don't talk about these things again in the future, Hongyu will be shy," Aunt Zhang said again.

Ding Ermiao nodded hurriedly and said, "I know Aunt Zhang, and I promise not to say anything else in the future..."

"Okay, go and wash clothes with Hongyu, and I'll cook." Aunt Zhang said.

Ding Ermiao nodded, walked out of the room, and came to Hongyu's side again.

Hongyu had a straight face and turned a blind eye to Ding Ermiao's arrival.

"Hongyu, I'm sorry, I just knew what you were talking about." Ding Ermiao looked at Hongyu's face and said.

"What's going on?" Hong Yu still couldn't help but ignore Ding Ermiao and turned around to ask.

"That's what you said...the back pain, now I know it." Ding Ermiao said.

(End of this chapter)