Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2312 Night Fragrance
Hongyu's face turned red, she lowered her head and said, "Do you really know? Who told you?"

"Aunt Zhang told me... Don't worry, I promise not to mention this matter in the future." Ding Ermiao made the promise, but then he ate what he said and said, "By the way, in fact, this kind of thing is not a matter of Taoist alchemy." There was also a mention of using that thing to make elixirs, called red lead pills."

"You Taoists are so disgusting..." Hongyu glared at Ding Ermiao.

Ding Ermiao shrugged and expressed his injustice: "We, the Maoshan sect, do not make elixirs. We are the Talisman sect, who draw talismans and recite incantations."

Hongyu had already washed the clothes for the first time, packed them in the basket, and said, "I'm going to the river to wash the clothes, will you go?"

"Of course I went, Aunt Zhang asked me to accompany you." Ding Ermiao said, lifting the basket.

Hongyu glared at Ding Ermiao again and left angrily, thinking to herself, if my mother didn't let you accompany me, would you not accompany me?

"Hey, why are you angry again?" Ding Ermiao followed Hongyu with a puzzled look on his face, and sighed: "You girls can't really guess what they are thinking. Sometimes you are happy and sometimes you are angry. All fast."

Hongyu ignored him and walked quickly towards the river ditch.

Ding Ermiao was not embarrassed and followed along.

Not far away is a small river ditch. Hongyu is washing clothes on the bank. Ding Ermiao is sitting on the side, looking at Hongyu's face.

"Why do you always look at me like this?" Hongyu rolled her eyes.

"Can't you just look at it? I've been studying physiognomy these days. Do you know what physiognomy is? It's about reading people's faces. After looking at your face, you can know your destiny for life, whether you will be poor or rich in the future, and how long you will live. How old are you, how many children do you have..." Ding Ermiao said proudly.

"Then tell me, how long can I live?" Hongyu asked.

"Haha, you can live as long as I can," Ding Ermiao said.

"Then tell me, how many children will I have in the future..." Hongyu was about to ask how many children she would have in the future, when she saw an aunt coming over from the other side of the river ditch.

That aunt is a matchmaker from Houchun. Her name is Ye Laixiang. She is a celebrity in the mountains with a radius of dozens of miles. She is very famous.

Seeing Ye Laixiang, Hongyu hurriedly held back her words.

Ye Laixiang naturally knew Ding Ermiao and Hongyu, with a smile as bright as a chrysanthemum. Along the way, she said: "Hongyu, Ermiao, you two are here too, haha, I will be your matchmaker from now on." , let’s let you two get together, okay?”

Hongyu's face was as red as the morning glow, and her heart was sweet, but she said: "Aunt Ye, you are talking nonsense again. Be careful if you come to our village in the future, I will let the dog bite you."

Ding Ermiao didn't care, and said with a smile: "Aunt Yexiang, where are you going to be a matchmaker today?"

Night fragrance also refers to defecation in the toilet.In the past, there was a profession that specialized in emptying toilets and collecting feces for people in cities. This kind of people were also called "night scent pourers."This word is often seen in ancient popular novels. Please do not think that night fragrance is something very fragrant.No matter if it is the lady Xiaojiabiyu or the night fragrance of the rich lady's golden branches and jade leaves, it is still smelly.

Ding Ermiao bullied Ye Laixiang because he didn't understand this, so he deliberately called Ye Laixiang Yexiang.

Aunt Yexiang didn't know that Ding Ermiao was hurting her, so she smiled and said, "Hey, Auntie, I went to the mountain to find your master today. By chance, I met you here."

"Why are you looking for my master? Are you going to be a matchmaker for my master?" Ding Ermiao asked with a smile.

Hongyu laughed and gave Ding Ermiao a hard look.Because there are rumors in this area, they all say that there is some unclear relationship between Taoist Sanpian and Aunt Zhang.

Aunt Yexiang also laughed and said: "As long as your master is willing, it won't be difficult for me to find him a wife. Auntie, I will act as a matchmaker and be eloquent. My 80-year-old grandma will run away with me. Hehe, but this time, I am looking for your master." It needs a charm."

"Want a charm?" Ding Ermiao looked at Aunt Yexiang's swollen belly and thought to herself, isn't it a charm to protect the fetus?

Aunt Yexiang nodded and said: "Now that I see you, I won't go up the mountain. Ermiao, please help me run a trip and tell your master that in Xiawang Village, a girl from a family encountered an external disaster. , full of nonsense, please ask your master to come and take a look."

Xiawang Village is also nearby, just five miles further north.

"Why didn't that family come by themselves and asked you to come?" Ding Ermiao frowned, thinking to himself, this family is quite assertive. If they don't come by themselves, they actually ask someone to bring a letter asking the master to come down the mountain!
"Well, in that family, the grandparents lived with their granddaughter. The granddaughter was possessed by an evil spirit, and her grandparents couldn't go up the mountain, so they asked me to come." Aunt Yexiang said.

Ding Ermiao nodded and said, "Okay, I'll wait at Hongyu's house and I'll go to the mountain to tell my master. However, my master is going to travel around the world, so he might not have time to go to Xiawang Village."

"Go and talk about it. Once it's done, Auntie will give you a girl from now on, someone as beautiful and capable as Hongyu." Auntie Yexiang lured her.

Ding Ermiao chuckled, spread her long legs, and ran away.

After turning around a forest, Ding Ermiao sat down and thought to himself, why do you need to ask the master to come down the mountain for such a stupid thing?After a while, he turned back and said that the master was unavailable and asked him to handle it.

In the mountains, Ding Ermiao often followed his master around, catching ghosts and exorcising evil spirits.For the ordinary brats, the Three Poor Taoist Priests didn't even bother to carry their Taomu Swords. They just called them out and cursed them, telling those brats to get out of their way.

Therefore, Ding Ermiao feels that for some trivial matters, the master does not need to intervene at all!
After sitting behind the woods for half an hour, Ding Ermiao ran to Hongyu's house again.

Hongyu had already washed her clothes and returned home. Aunt Yexiang had also followed her and was drinking tea in front of Hongyu's house and waiting.

"Er Miao, you're back so soon?" Aunt Yexiang saw Ding Er Miao coming back and stood up in a hurry and asked.

"Do I know how to do magic? Of course it's fast. Do you think I'm not out of breath at all?" Ding Ermiao smiled proudly, took out a few paper charms from his pocket, which were prepared for Hongyu earlier, and said: "I Master had diarrhea, his legs were weak, and he couldn't walk, so he gave me a charm and asked me to follow Aunt Yexiang to have a look."

Aunt Yexiang was a little worried and asked: "Can you do it? At such a young age, I am afraid that I am not good enough."

"Why can't I do it? Let me tell you, Auntie Yexiang, I have officially left the mountain. Master said that my Taoism is almost the same as when he was 56 years old. An ordinary kid is no match for me. Even a thousand-year-old ghost is no match for me. My subordinates can't even go three rounds!" Ding Ermiao said seriously.

"Is it so risky? Well, let's go after dinner!" Aunt Yexiang said.

"Ah? Eat? Where to eat?" Ding Ermiao asked.

"We're having dinner at Hong Yu's house. Your Aunt Zhang killed the chickens and left them for me to eat. It's not good if I leave, right?" Aunt Ye Xiang said matter-of-factly.

Damn it, Aunt Zhang slaughtered that chicken for me to eat, okay?Ding Ermiao wanted to take Aunt Yexiang to water the vegetables and fertilize the fields, but she had no idea what to do.

(End of this chapter)