Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2323 Ding Ermiao’s first love (14)

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The frightened villagers made clay and wooden sculptures and stared at the zombies standing up from the graves.

The zombies also looked at everyone, with two green lights shooting out of their eyes, which was terrifying and eerie.

Ding Ermiao rushed over and shouted: "Take the well rope, use the well rope to trap him, don't be in a daze!"

The villagers then woke up, bent down and picked up the well ropes on the ground, each holding one end, and walked towards the zombie cautiously.The well rope is actually not used to draw water, but a rope used to drive cattle. It is very strong and is as thick as a child's arm.

Ding Ermiao also picked up a well rope, tied a knot at one end, made a loop, and quietly approached the zombie.

In fact, Ding Ermiao had many ways to deal with this zombie, but he deliberately used this most troublesome method to trick these villagers.

When the villagers saw Ding Ermiao coming forward, they simply stopped and waited for Ding Ermiao to make the first move.

The zombie stood motionless in the coffin, only turning his head slightly to look at those former neighbors.

Ding Ermiao quietly approached the zombie from behind, raised his legs and landed lightly without making any sound.

Everyone opened their eyes wide and felt worried for Ding Ermiao.

Whoosh!
Ding Ermiao walked behind the zombie, spotted the location, and threw the rope loop in his hand.

The zombie seemed to sense something was wrong and turned around hastily, only to find that the rope was already wrapped around his neck!
"Strangle you to death!" Ding Ermiao grabbed the end of the rope and turned around, using both arms to tighten the rope loop.

"Roar...woo!" The zombie seemed to be irritated. He grabbed the rope and pulled hard, pulling Ding Ermiao back several steps and falling to the ground with a plop!
In terms of strength alone, Ding Ermiao was indeed no match for the zombies, so it was normal for him to be pulled back.

But the zombie reacted very quickly and used a series of moves to knock down Ding Ermiao. Then he pulled up his whole body and jumped out of the coffin. With his feet in the air, he stepped towards Ding Ermiao's chest!
"Little Taoist priest, be careful!" The villagers over there were frightened and shouted in unison.

Ding Ermiao must have been invited by them from Xiawang Village. If Ding Ermiao died here, the three poor Taoist priests would not let these people go when they came back.

Ding Ermiao was naturally a very brave person. When he saw the zombie jumping over, he advanced instead of retreating. He rolled forward, faced the zombie, and rolled over from under the zombie's feet!
As a result, the zombie jumped in front and Ding Ermiao rolled behind.

After dodging the zombie's iron feet, Ding Ermiao stood up like a carp, dropped the manhole rope, and shouted at the zombie: "You blind man, it's behind you, come on!"

The zombie had no emotions, but he noticed that Ding Ermiao was behind him, so he turned around and jumped towards Ding Ermiao.

At this time, the rope was still wrapped around the zombie's neck, dragging one end to the ground.

Ding Ermiao turned around and ran towards the crowd, shouting: "Quick, get some strong men to grab the rope, don't let the old man escape."

The villagers agreed, and a few brave ones went around behind the zombie to grab the rope.

Well ropes are generally not long, the longest being no more than two feet.

The villagers didn't dare to get too close, so they all grabbed the ends of the rope and crowded together.

It's like tug-of-war. If people are crowded too close, it's hard to exert force.

Moreover, all zombies are extremely powerful.

Now, as soon as the villagers grabbed the rope, the zombie jumped forward, pulling the three or four strong men behind him to the ground along with the rope!

"Ouch, shit!" the villagers who fell to the ground shouted, scrambling to get up.

But for zombies, they will deal with whoever they hear making the most noise and whoever is closest to them.He heard the excitement behind him, so he gave up Ding Ermiao without hesitation and turned around to pounce on the villagers.

The villagers did not have the courage like Ding Ermiao. When they saw the zombies coming, they immediately screamed in fright and ran away crawling on the ground.

Ding Ermiao hurriedly caught up, and with the force of running, he jumped up and put his feet on the zombie's back.

The zombie was jumping up and was hit hard on the back. His center of gravity was unstable and he fell heavily to the ground!
Ding Ermiao picked up the rope hanging on the zombie again and shouted: "You bears in Xiawang Village, come on, grab the rope! We agreed not to run away, and whoever runs will be the turtle bastard grandson!"

Sometimes, it is better to fight with a general than to fight with a general. When seeing these guys, they were all scared and busy running away one by one, so Ding Ermiao had no choice but to take this tactic.

Sure enough, the villagers of Xiawang Village gathered together again and shouted: "Yes, let's go together, we can't let the little Taoist priest suffer alone, he is still a child!"

Your uncle, you are the child!
Ding Ermiao cursed, handed the rope to the villagers, and shouted: "Pull him diagonally, I'll put on another rope, and everyone pulls from the opposite side to hold him!"

Everyone nodded hurriedly, pulled the rope sideways, and circled the zombies.

Ding Ermiao picked up another well rope, tied it with a loose buckle, and put it around the zombie's neck. Then he called a few other people to pull it from the other side.

As a result, the zombie was pulled by two ropes, and was pulled from the front and back.

But the zombies are very strong. Even so, they can still move and make the villagers stumble and howl.

"Everyone, hold on, I'll get on the rope again and let's see what he does!" Ding Ermiao looked at the nervous and frightened expressions of the villagers and secretly rejoiced.

It was Ding Ermiao's original intention to prank these villagers, otherwise, he would have burned the zombie a long time ago.

The villagers were divided into two groups, with ten people in each group, desperately trying to hold on to the zombies.

But there were a lot of people at the scene, and there were still nearly 20 people doing nothing and worrying.Because the length of the well cable is limited, there are too many people and there is no place to stand.

Ding Ermiao picked up the third well cable, still put it on the zombie, and handed it to the third group of villagers.

Then, Ding Ermiao went on to put the fourth well rope on the zombie.However, this fourth well rope, Ding Ermiao, was tied to the zombie's right foot.

Now, four ropes are tied around the zombie's body, three of which are around the neck and the other one is on the leg.

The four ropes were pulled in four directions, front, back, left, and right, and each exerted force, completely restricting the zombie's movement.

Two fists are no match for four hands. No matter how strong the zombies are, they can't withstand these forty strong men, right?
Ding Ermiao smiled with satisfaction, waved and shouted: "Very good, everyone did a good job. Now the overall situation has been decided. As long as everyone holds on, we can subdue this old man."

"Hey, little Taoist priest, the zombie can't move anymore, hurry up and kill him!" the villagers said breathlessly.

"Do it, how can we do it?" Ding Ermiao glared and said:
"The zombies just came out, just like the red sun rising, and they are very energetic. I didn't bring any magic weapon, so I can only use fire to kill the zombies. But now, if you pour gasoline on it, you won't wait until the zombies are burned to death. The rope will burn. At that time, the zombies will chase you with raging fire all over their bodies. If they hug you, they will burn you all into a handful of ashes!"

"What should we do? After you light the fire, can we run away together, okay?" the villagers asked in fear.

"Run? Where to run? If the zombies can't catch you, they will go back to the village! He has fire on his body. When the time comes, the whole village will be set on fire by him. Your houses and haystacks will be burned. It has to be clean!" Ding Ermiao rolled his eyes and said.

"No way, little Taoist priest, isn't there any other way?" Everyone was anxious, pulling on the rope and not daring to let it go, all looking at Ding Ermiao.

At this time, the zombie was still shouting, grabbing a rope with one hand and struggling desperately.

Ding Ermiao took his time, walked a few steps, and said, "There are other ways..."

"As long as there is a way, you should do it quickly!" The crowd urged.

Ding Ermiao nodded and said seriously: "Okay, my method is very simple. Now go back to my Qiyun Temple, ask for some magic weapons, and then kill the zombies! I'll go now, go back quickly, maybe I will be back at dawn."

After saying that, Ding Ermiao turned around, walked towards the big tree where Hongyu was hiding, and shouted: "Hongyu, let's go back to Qiyunguan to collect the magic weapon!"

Hongyu agreed and slid down from the tree.

But the villagers of Xiawang Village quit and shouted: "Hey, little Taoist, you can't leave, please don't leave, once you leave, everyone will let go..."

Ding Ermiao turned around and said in embarrassment: "Oh... if you don't let me go back to get the magic weapon, how can I destroy the zombies?"

"Far water will not save the fire that is near, little Taoist priest, if you go back, it will take too long. How can we hold on until dawn!" The villagers shouted, "You can't leave, you should think of a solution here." , we are holding on, waiting for you to think of a solution. Don’t be impatient, think slowly.”

"Okay, okay, let me think about it, don't rush me..." Ding Ermiao suppressed the laughter in her heart, sat down cross-legged, and pretended to be calculating with her fingers.

Hongyu stayed beside Ding Ermiao, not too scared, but rather curious.

The bonfire over there was still burning, and the firelight flickered, illuminating the zombie's dark, hairy face.

"It's really a cat face, Brother Ermiao, why does a human face turn into a cat face?" Hongyu asked in a low voice.

"Cats are very evil things. It is said that they also have nine lives. Its evil nature is passed on to the deceased, and the deceased absorbs certain characteristics of the cat and becomes like this. That's probably it. If you want to ask It's clear, wait until my master comes back." Ding Ermiao explained with a smile.

The zombies are still struggling. Although they cannot move violently, they can move slightly, causing the villagers to stagger around.

The villagers were all panting from exhaustion and their clothes were wet with sweat. When they saw Ding Ermiao smiling there, they couldn't help but become even more anxious and shouted: "Little Taoist priest, stop laughing and joking there, and quickly find a way to deal with this old man." !”

Ding Ermiao raised his head and glared: "Why are you urging me? I just thought of an idea, but when you urged me, I forgot..."

"..." The villagers were about to cry without tears.

Hongyu was a girl, so she was soft-hearted after all, so she whispered: "Brother Ermiao, you see, they are already in trouble, why not..."

Ding Ermiao then stood up, walked to the zombie, looked at it for a long time, and said: "To be honest, a little Taoist priest can't deal with this kind of zombie. Unless... we find a great mage."

"Ah, your master is not here, where is the great mage nearby?" the villagers cried out.

Someone else said: "Even if there is a great mage, isn't it too late to look for him now?"

Ding Ermiao sneered and said: "What should we do? Anyway, the little Taoist priest can't deal with it, only the great mage can!"

Finally, a clever villager came to his senses and said with a smile: "Brother Ding, don't be humble, you are the great mage!"

"Haha, what did you call me just now?" Ding Ermiao grinned.

"I call you Brother Ding... Archmage." The man said hesitantly.

Ding Ermiao laughed, walked a few steps, and asked: "Arch Mage? Do you think I am the Archmage?"

Everyone reacted and nodded together and shouted: "Yes, yes, you are the Archmage! Master Ding, please take action quickly, we really can't support it anymore!"

"What are you talking about? The voice is too low, I can't hear it." Ding Ermiao poked his ear with his little finger and frowned.

"Master Ding, please take action quickly!" the villagers shouted again.

Ding Ermiao glared and said, "You're yelling in a mess, it's so noisy, can you speak more neatly!?"

The villagers greeted all the eighteen generations of Ding Ermiao's ancestors in their hearts, but they did not dare to show it. They looked at each other and shouted: "One, two, three... Master Ding, please hurry up." Let’s do it!”

Ding Ermiao then grinned and said: "Since everyone trusts me so much, I will help everyone solve their problems. Now I will shout the number and count to three. Let's let go together! One, two, three!"

The villagers were relieved, they all loosened their grip and fled in all directions.

The zombie regained his freedom, roared, and pounced on Ding Ermiao in front of him.

Ding Ermiao chuckled, pinched a General's Corpse Suppression Technique, tapped it on the old man's forehead, and said, "Sure!"

The zombie rushed over. Before his hands could touch Ding Ermiao, his forehead was touched by Ding Ermiao.

This is not surprising. Chou Ermiao is tall and has long arms, so he has an advantage.

After being hit on the forehead, the zombie's body shook violently, and then was frozen, motionless.

"Hey, it's okay, everyone, bring the gasoline and diesel." Ding Ermiao said behind him.

However, there was no movement at all behind him!

Where are people?Ding Ermiao was startled, and when he looked back, he saw that the villagers of Xiawang Village had already run dozens of meters away, and were sitting on the ground one by one, panting!

"Hey, I asked you to come over to work. Why are you all traveling so far?" Ding Ermiao said with a glare.

"Fuck you little Taoist priest, you tricked us, didn't you? We won't play anymore, you can handle it yourself!" The villagers were furious and yelled at Ding Ermiao.

Ding Ermiao smiled and said: "You said you don't want to play, so you won't play? I don't want to play either, I'm afraid... this old man won't stop and wants to go back to the village to play with you! Come over and help me quickly, otherwise, I’ll turn around and leave to see who suffers!”

(End of this chapter)