Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2322 Ding Ermiao’s first love (13)

Everyone worked together to lift the coffin and put it into the pit.The bottom of the coffin rested on the peach wood pile, about three inches above the ground.

Ding Ermiao got her bearings and walked quickly around the coffin, chanting mantras at the same time.

After walking around the coffin three times, Ding Ermiao stopped chanting the incantation and ordered the earth to be covered.

The son of the deceased asked in a low voice: "Little Taoist priest, is this all right?"

"What a beautiful idea you have!" Ding Ermiao glared and said, "All the men attending funerals here, who are over eighteen years old, will stay and guard the graves until dawn! If everything is fine before dawn, then everything is really fine."

"Ah, you still have to guard the grave?" Everyone was shocked and looked embarrassed. They all thought in their hearts that if they had known better, they would not have come to join in the fun!

Some people protested loudly and shouted: "No, no, I have something to do when I go home at night, and I don't have time to be here!"

"That's right, those of us who guarded the spirit last night didn't sleep all night. How can we hold on to guarding the grave tonight?" Others also shouted.

For a moment, the cemetery became a mess, and everyone was chattering.

Ding Ermiao raised her hand and said: "Be quiet and listen to me. You can go back, but the old man will get up in the middle of the night and knock on your windows. By then, you won't even be able to cry! Don't. I thought that the old man was kind when he was alive, but once he swindles his body, the whole village will not be able to hold the old man in his teeth! How can you hide when you go back? Let me tell you, as long as the old man enters the village, every household in your family will be unlucky for ten years. !”

Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and the whole place was silent.

"So, the current solution is to have more people guard the grave here. If nothing happens at night, it will be fine tomorrow; if something happens at night, we can kill the old man here without bringing trouble to the whole village. What to do specifically is up to you. Let's discuss it. If you listen to me, I will stay with you; if you don't listen to me, I will turn around and leave. You are responsible for it!" Ding Ermiao looked at the crowd and said loudly.

Everyone looked at each other for a long time, and finally someone asked: "Little Taoist priest, haven't you already done this? Why is this old man still pretending to be a corpse?"

"Yes, I have already done it, but the old man's situation is very special. I can't guarantee that he will not cause trouble." Ding Ermiao smiled and said, "You are right to listen to me. A hard night's work will buy you a lifetime of peace. Don't listen to me Yes, I’m afraid I’ll regret it later.”

"Then cremate the old man now, is that okay?" Someone asked again.

"Of course you can burn it, but you have to ask the owner. I have no objection." Ding Ermiao said.

Of course, the son of the deceased was unwilling and hurriedly begged everyone to stay and guard the grave, promising that each of them would have a good cigarette.

There must be a brave man under a heavy reward. When everyone heard that there was a reward, they immediately breathed a sigh of relief and nodded slightly.Anyway, there are still little Taoist priests here, so what are you afraid of?If he is going to die, the little Taoist priest will die first, right?

Ding Ermiao nodded and said: "Okay, thank you everyone for your cooperation. Now you can prepare things. Prepare more diesel and gasoline. Prepare more dry firewood. And then have more long weapons. If you don't have long weapons, just use iron forks." . I still need some well cables, so bring them all for a rainy day."

The deceased's son wrote them down one by one, and the central government went back to prepare.

It was getting dark at this time, and Hongyu was a little anxious. She pulled Ding Ermiao and asked in a low voice: "Brother Ermiao, what should I do? It's already dark..."

Originally, Hongyu thought that it could be done before dark and could go back, but who knew that Ding Ermiao would stay.

Now Hongyu dare not go home alone, and it is not suitable to stay here.

Ding Ermiao smiled and said: "Don't worry, it's over, let's go back together..."

"But when will you go back? My mother will definitely scold me at home. I will never go out to play with you again..." Hongyu stamped her feet anxiously.

"By the second half of the night, it will be almost done." Ding Ermiao said.

"But what should I do now? Am I with you?" Hongyu looked around and said, "Brother Ermiao, why don't you ask the master to find some aunts to take me back."

"You see everyone is so busy, who has time to see you off? You just stay here, don't be afraid, come with me." Ding Ermiao said.

Hongyu had no choice but to follow Ding Ermiao, staying close to her side.

There was a kind middle-aged man here who thought it was inappropriate and said: "Hongyu, how about you go to my house, my daughter and your elementary school classmates, you go to my house and stay, and go back tomorrow."

"No, I'll just follow Brother Ermiao..." Hongyu didn't leave.

After a short time, the sky turned completely dark.

The host’s family brought over the needed diesel fuel, gasoline, dry firewood and other things, as well as dinner, wine and food for everyone.

Ding Ermiao found a sheltered place, took Hongyu with her, and hid aside to eat dinner.

The villagers guarding the grave gathered together to drink and fistfight.Drinking can dispel the cold and strengthen courage, so everyone drinks a little.

Ding Ermiao raised his eyes and looked at those people, and whispered: "Hongyu, the old man will come out soon, just watch, you must scare these guys to death!"

"Ah, can you really fake a corpse?" Hongyu was surprised.

"Shhh... keep your voice down, don't let those guys hear you." Ding Ermiao smiled evilly and said: "This is definitely going to be a corpse scam. The hair on the old man's face is more than an inch long. But the master won't let him. Burning, I have to do it in the graveyard. Don't be afraid, when the old man comes out, you can find a big tree and climb up, there is nothing wrong with it."

"But, can you deal with it?" Hongyu asked tremblingly.

"Of course I can deal with it. No matter how powerful the zombie is, I can do it, let alone a fake corpse? However, I have to take my time and trick the guys in Wangcun by asking them to call me little Taoist priest!" Ding Er Miao said.

Hongyu thought for a while and whispered: "I'm afraid that Taoist Sanpian will scold you if he finds out."

"My master has been wandering tens of thousands of miles away, how would he know? Unless, you will sue in the future, or it will be absolutely fine!" Ding Ermiao said.

"I won't sue you, but you can't mess around, Brother Ermiao." Hongyu said.

"Don't worry, I'm measured." Ding Ermiao lowered his head to eat, and said: "Remember, when you hear a wild cat meowing, the old man is about to come out, and then you can climb up the tree. Then, there is a big tree over there. ,did you see it?"

Hongyu looked back at the big tree not far away and nodded slightly.

Ding Ermiao smiled proudly and walked towards the drinking crowd with a porcelain vat.

There are more than 30 people in this group of night watchmen, all of whom are powerful men.There is courage in numbers, and with so many people here, everyone is actually not very scared.

"Everyone drink more, then make a fire and keep warm around the fire. If the old man comes out, hey... don't run away, but help me subdue the old man." Ding Ermiao said.

Everyone was a little drunk, and someone squinted and said, "Little Taoist priest, you have underestimated our elders in Xiawang Village! Don't worry, even if the elders come out, we won't run away. With so many people, how can we still make trouble?" But him?"

"Okay, keep your word. We are all big men, and we have agreed not to run away at that time. Whoever runs away will be the grandson of the bastard!" Ding Ermiao took the opportunity to run.

"As long as you don't run, we promise not to run!" said the villagers.

Ding Ermiao gave a thumbs up and praised: "Okay, you have the guts!"

Everyone laughed and scolded, thinking this little Taoist priest was very interesting.

Ding Ermiao turned around, took Hongyu away again, and stayed in the northeast corner of the cemetery.Because there are several big trees here, Hongyu can climb up if the situation arises later.

The villagers over there also lit a fire and continued to drink, chat and make loud noises.

It was past eleven o'clock in a blink of an eye, and the villagers finally got drunk, and all of them were drunk and drowsy.But there were also one or two drunks, not only did not fall asleep, but were extraordinarily energetic, playing hide-and-seek in the cemetery.

Hongyu and Ding Ermiao were sitting far away, feeling a little cold and couldn't help but hug their arms tightly.

Ding Ermiao knew that she cared about Hong Yu, so she took off her coat and put it on Hong Yu's shoulders.

"Brother Er Miao, how long will it take to go back?" Hongyu asked anxiously.

"It's coming, it's coming..." Ding Ermiao looked at the new grave and said.

"Meow..."

While he was talking, a cat meow came from the southwest of the cemetery, which made people's hair stand on end.

Hongyu was startled, forgot to go up the tree, opened her arms, and hugged Ding Ermiao.Because Hongyu remembered that Ding Ermiao said that when the wild cat barks, the old man in the coffin will come out.

Ding Ermiao hurriedly stretched out her hand, covered Hongyu's mouth, and whispered: "Don't scream, hold it back, and go up the tree later."

Among the villagers, some people noticed the situation of Ding Ermiao and Hongyu, but when everyone saw them hugging each other, they thought that the boys and girls could not control their anger and wanted to make out in the wild. They did not realize that Hongyu's behavior was fear!
On the contrary, these villagers, who were not serious enough at their age, were all peeking at Ding Ermiao and Hongyu to see if they would perform some exciting performances.

Hongyu didn't care about everyone's attention, stood up gently, returned the clothes to Ding Ermiao, and then walked towards the big tree behind her...

At this moment, a muffled sound of collapse suddenly came from the new tomb.

"What sound?" The alert villagers hurriedly turned around to look.

However, under the flickering light of the fire, the soil on the tomb was lifted up, and then the tomb was broken, and a dark man stood up from the pit!
"Oh my god... it's a fake corpse!" the villagers shouted, stood up from the ground one by one, turned around and ran away.

"Don't run, he will catch anyone who runs, you can't outrun him!" Ding Ermiao yelled and rushed over, shouting to Hongyu behind him: "Hongyu climbed up the tree, don't worry about this! "

Hongyu didn't dare to neglect, hugged the tree trunk, and climbed up slowly.Girls in the mountains are naughty, and they have been trained by doing housework and farm work for a long time, so their physical fitness is very good. Hongyu is also good at climbing trees and so on.

But the villagers over there listened to Ding Ermiao's words. They stopped one by one and did not dare to run away. They opened their eyes wide and looked at the zombie standing up in the coffin.

(End of this chapter)