Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2321 Ding Ermiao’s first love (12)

Ding Ermiao knew this and was not embarrassed, saying: "It's easy to do without burning, but you have to open the coffin and let me have a look! Only after I see the condition of your father's body can I judge based on the degree of rigidity. Whatever the situation is, then we can prescribe the right medicine, right?"

The son of the deceased nodded, thought for a moment, and said, "Open the coffin and show it to the little Taoist priest."

"That's right. An ugly daughter-in-law also wants to see her parents-in-law. What are you afraid of?" Ding Ermiao chuckled.

After some discussion, everyone finally agreed to open the coffin.But no one dared to do it. They handed the ax to Ding Ermiao and asked him to do it himself.

The coffin has been closed. Although no nails have been driven in, the coffin has been fastened. It is not easy to open it by hand.You may have seen on TV that the tightly fitting coffin lid can be opened with just one hand. That is a lie.Because the coffin lid and coffin legs are both covered with embroidery, and when buckled down, the fit is very tight.

Ding Ermiao took the axe, stuck the edge of the axe in the crack of the coffin, and then hit the back of the axe's head with a hammer.

With a clanging sound, the ax blade gradually penetrated in, pushing up the coffin lid to a crack.

Ding Ermiao leaned over the gap to take a look, but saw nothing.Because the angle is wrong, the gap is a little smaller.

Although he saw nothing, Ding Ermiao's nose twitched slightly.In the coffin, there was a pungent smell of rotting bones, which was very obvious.

"It's okay. The old man can't deceive you yet. Don't be afraid. Come together and lift the coffin lid!" Ding Ermiao said.

After everyone heard this, they breathed a sigh of relief, stepped forward together, and worked together to lift the coffin lid.

Ding Ermiao deliberately caused trouble. Just when the coffin lid was lifted, he suddenly shouted: "Oh no!"

"Oh my God..." The people around him screamed in fright, dropped the coffin lid, and ran away from the front and back doors.

There were many people and the door was small. Everyone huddled together at the front and back doors, scrambling for the first place, crying like ghosts and wolves howling.

Only Hongyu understood Ding Ermiao's prank and leaned against the wall motionless, not afraid at all.Because Hongyu knew that even if the deceased in the coffin faked his body, Ding Ermiao would protect her, so there was no need to run away.

"Hey, what are you running for?" Ding Ermiao said, looking at the panicked people.

Everyone ran outside the door and stood still. They looked back at Ding Ermiao in the room and asked, "Little Taoist priest, what was your name just now?"

"Oh, I had a bad stomach after eating at lunch, and my stomach hurt a little bit just now, so I screamed. Why, you also have a stomachache?" Ding Ermiao asked seriously.

"Hey... you little Taoist priest, are you kidding us?" Everyone realized then, wiping their sweat away, shaking their heads helplessly, curling their lips and glaring at Ding Ermiao, all dissatisfied.

"That's really evil. Did I tell you to run away? When I screamed, you thought it was the old man who faked the corpse. Do you blame me? When you touch a pile of dung, you treat it as the grave of your ancestors and burst into tears. It's true!" Ding Ermiao He frowned and sarcastically spoke to the villagers while lifting the lid of the coffin to see the condition of the deceased.

This time he saw it clearly, and Ding Ermiao also took a breath of cold air!
The deceased was lying in the coffin with a layer of black hair on his face!
Yes, it's black hair, not white hair.In other words, the white hair on his face had now turned into black hair.

The black hair was not very fine, but it was very thick and could be clearly seen. The hair was half an inch long, and it was like steel needles piercing the face of the deceased.

What's even more terrifying is that the face of the deceased has changed, becoming close to that of a cat!

The cat was in shock, a very serious cat was in shock!
Ding Ermiao held the coffin lid and looked at the deceased in the coffin in a daze.Judging from the current appearance, it is time for the deceased to get up as soon as it gets dark.He couldn't even wait until dark.

At this time, it was only two hours before dark.

The people outside the door still didn't dare to come in. They looked at Ding Ermiao's face and asked, "Hey, little Taoist priest, don't be in a daze. How is the old man inside?"

"Oh...it's not a big deal. Well, keep everything simple and send the old man up the mountain quickly." Ding Ermiao finally reacted, closed the coffin lid, and asked: "Have you chosen the cemetery? Have you shot the golden eye?" "

The golden eye is like a grave pit, and the golden eye is like digging a grave pit.As for the cemeteries, generally speaking, there is no need to choose. They are all the places of old tombs and ancestral tombs, from great-grandfather to grandfather to father, all the way down.

The deceased's son nodded and said, "The graveyard is on the slope of the front mountain. Jinyandang, it was laid in the morning, and we are going to go up the mountain tomorrow..."

"No need to wait, send the old man up the mountain immediately. It's too late." Ding Ermiao hurriedly directed everyone and said: "Separate a few people and prepare 36 peach wood stakes, two feet long, the thickness of a rolling pin, sharpened at one end, and bring them all Cemetery. Remember, use the peach wood piles in front of the house, not the ones behind the house!"

The son of the deceased did not dare to neglect and hurriedly asked someone to do it.

Another group of people prepared pole ropes and planned to carry the coffin for the funeral.

Ding Ermiao picked up the axe, put coffin nails on the dead corner of the coffin, then ordered everyone to get out of the way, stood in front of the coffin and chopped off the rooster, issued a road guide, and recited a curse loudly:

"The whole family, filial piety and family members, three souls and seven souls, are placed in the Tailuo Middle Palace, the Hall of Immortality. The mourners and others who come and go turn into the Eight Great Vajras, and then into the Copper Plate Immortal, and the Iron Plate Immortal. This bar turns into a copper bar, The iron bar. This rope turned into a copper iron rope. The disciples set up the sky carriage, the earth carriage, the flying cloud carriage, and the nine oxen all boarded the carriage. The mourning star king went on a mourning march, and the evil spirits in the world did not dare to stop. The disciples marched across the South China Sea in mourning, I am not afraid of evil spirits preventing me from mourning. The evil spirits are chased away from the mountains, and the eight Vajras kill the demons. The Emperor of Heaven, the Emperor of Earth, and the Eight Vajras come to carry the funeral. The eight Vajras work together and gently lift it up the nine-layered mountain - the coffin!"

The eight men carrying the coffin shouted and lifted the coffin out of the door.

Everyone gathered around the coffin and headed toward the cemetery on the front hill.

Ding Ermiao naturally followed the coffin and paid attention to its movements.Hongyu also followed, staying close to Ding Ermiao.

When they arrived at the cemetery, Ding Ermiao couldn't help complaining when he saw the mountainous terrain.

Feng shui has changed, and the feng shui of this land has been cut off. It is a place where cattle sleep. Only animals can be buried, but not people.When the dead are buried, they will feel even more uneasy!
But looking at the time, it is too late to choose a cemetery, and it is too late to dig a hole again, so we can only make do with it.

The peach wood pile ordered earlier has been delivered.It takes 36 Ding Er seedlings, and we have prepared more than 50.

Ding Ermiao took the peach wood stakes, jumped into the grave pit, and knocked down the peach wood stakes one by one.

In this way, an array of peach wood piles was formed at the bottom of the pit, which could support the coffin and keep it from being grounded.

"Put it down, put the coffin down!" Ding Ermiao jumped up and waved.

(End of this chapter)