Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2320 Ding Ermiao’s first love (11)

"You still think I'm a child? There are no wolves on this mountain! Sanpian Taoist priest once said that wolves are in the mountains in the north. There are no wolves in the mountains in the south." Hong Yu curled her lips, not saying anything at all. Eat this.

"There are no wolves, there are tigers! Hongyu, please stop making trouble and leave quickly. If you don't leave, I will leave! Bai Mao Zong is very powerful. It's not fun to go late and something will happen." Ding Ermiao said.

Hongyu snorted but still didn't move.

"Okay, grandma, if you don't leave, I'll carry you on my back!" Ding Ermiao was anxious, grabbing Hong Yu's hands, turning around, and was about to carry Hong Yu on his back!

There was no one in the deep mountains, and Ding Ermiao didn't dare to leave the ruby ​​behind, so he had no choice but to do this.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Hongyu was shy and struggled backwards.

But Ding Ermiao was very strong, so he couldn't help but carry Hong Yu on his back and leave...

Carrying it like this, Ding Ermiao's hands naturally hooked Hongyu's legs.Ding Ermiao didn't take it seriously, but Hongyu showed the shyness of her daughter.

"Brother Ermiao, don't make trouble. Just put me down and I'll go by myself." Hongyu was shy and ticklish, and slapped Ding Ermiao on the shoulder.

"It's fine to let you down, but you have to go by yourself, don't mess around, don't act like a baby." Ding Ermiao said while running forward with Hongyu on his back.

"All right, all right, I promise I won't mess around... giggling..." Hong Yu couldn't help laughing as she bumped on Ding Ermiao's back.

Ding Ermiao ran for a while and then put Hongyu down.

"Shameless, bullying." Hong Yu blushed, glared at Ding Ermiao, turned around and walked forward.

"Then go behind my back and bully me." Ding Ermiao pounced on her to scare Hongyu.

Seeing this, Hongyu hurriedly spread her legs and ran.Otherwise, what if Ding Ermiao really comes up?

A pair of boys and girls, running on the path in the mountains, laughing constantly and carefree - many years later, Ding Ermiao and Hongyu will occasionally think of this scene, and when they recall it, they are still so innocent.

Not long after, Xiawang Village was in sight.

At the head of the village, there were three to five people eagerly awaiting the arrival of Ding Ermiao.

Seeing Ding Ermiao, everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief and shouted: "Okay, okay, the little Taoist is here!"

Ding Ermiao was also very nervous and asked: "Where is the dead person? Did he fake the corpse? Did he fake the corpse?"

"I haven't cheated yet, I think I will soon. Little Taoist priest, come with me!" A sister-in-law was very enthusiastic. She grabbed Ding Ermiao's arm and turned around to leave.

"Sister-in-law, let go, my little Taoist priest is not a womanizer, so don't pull and pull..." Ding Ermiao broke away from the sister-in-law's pull and said with a smile.

"Hey, are you still shy? You're not even close to a womanizer. Hehe, you're so old-fashioned. Do you know what womanizer is?" The sister-in-law couldn't help but laugh.

Everyone hurried to the victim's house, only to see that people were crowded in front of the door, blocking the door of the victim's house.

"Everyone, give way, the little Taoist priest from Qiyunguan is here!" The sister-in-law shouted loudly.

When everyone heard this, they all turned around and moved out of the way, all the while shouting: "Little Taoist priest, come here and take a look!"

Ding Ermiao looked sideways at the sky and said coldly: "If you call me a Taoist priest or a mage, or a little Taoist priest, who is the little Taoist priest?"

In fact, Ding Ermiao doesn't grow hair, doesn't wear Taoist clothes, and he doesn't look like a Taoist priest at all.

But Ding Ermiao is the disciple of Taoist Sanpian. Priest Sanpian has long hair and a Taoist robe, and looks like an old Taoist priest.As the apprentice of the old Taoist priest, everyone naturally calls him the little Taoist priest.

"Hey, the little Taoist is still angry? Haha, your master Sanpian Taoist Priest doesn't have the airs like you." Instead of respecting Ding Ermiao, everyone laughed loudly and pointed at Ding Ermiao.

Damn it, if the tiger doesn't show off its power, then you think I'm a sick cat!
Ding Ermiao felt angry and was about to explode, but suddenly she rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, okay, call me whatever you want. Even if you call me ancestor, you won't support me until I die, hehe..."

"This little brat knows how to take advantage of others. How unkind!" Everyone laughed and scolded.

Ding Ermiao waved his hand and said: "Let's talk and laugh, I'm going to get down to business. Everyone, get out of my way and stay away from the coffin!"

The victim's coffin was placed straight in the doorway.But the coffin lid has been closed, and there is only the coffin but no one.

Everyone stepped back to let Ding Ermiao in.

Ding Ermiao walked in, walked around the coffin, and asked, "When did you die? What happened? Why did you say you wanted to fake the body?"

The son of the deceased, a man in his 30s, stepped forward and said:
"My father died last night. After he passed away, he temporarily put it on the coffin lid, waiting for relatives and friends to come to express their condolences. At night, several people kept vigil. Look here. But in the middle of the night, everyone was sleepy and took a nap. , but found that my father's face has a layer of fine and dense white hairs... At first, those white hairs were vague, but in the morning, I saw that the white hairs had increased, and there was a white layer We were afraid, so we put my father in a coffin and asked you to come and see."

Several people at the wake came forward again and made some additional explanations.

"Are there any wild cats coming in at night?" Ding Ermiao asked.

Generally speaking, most of the common fake corpses are cat scare corpses.A cat has a very special aura, and when it comes across a dead body, the probability of picking up the dead body is higher.

The people at the wake thought for a while, shook their heads and said, "I'm not sure. We all squinted for a while in the second half of the night..."

"I thought I heard a cat meowing, just as I was taking a nap," said another.

Ding Ermiao thought for a while and said, "Open the coffin and take a look!"

Everyone was startled and shouted: "Little Taoist priest, don't be impulsive and open the coffin. What if the old man pops out? Are you not ready? Have you brought the magic weapon?"

People still don't trust Ding Ermiao because he talks a lot but doesn't do things well.Although Ding Ermiao helped the crazy girl exorcise the evil spirit in Xiawang Village yesterday and succeeded, no one saw Ding Ermiao capture the possessed ghost. They only saw him killing chickens and dogs and holding paper charms. running in and out……

"What are you afraid of? The old man is Sun Wukong, and he suddenly jumped out of the cracks in the stone?" Ding Ermiao raised his eyebrows and said: "You open the big end of the coffin, and I will know it at a glance from the cracks in the coffin. You don't have to let me see it. , just take the coffin out and burn it, and it’s all over. Even if the old man turns into a golden-armored zombie, he still can’t resist the fire!"

The son of the deceased thought for a while and said: "If you can, let's not burn it. My father's only last wish before he died was not to be cremated. He had worked hard all his life, and I want to fulfill his last wish... "

　The keyboard was broken, so I temporarily found an old keyboard to use. Typing was more tiring than killing a pig.I am shopping for a new mechanical keyboard online, please forgive me.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)