Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2319 Ding Ermiao’s first love (10)

Do you know how to beg for mercy now?I really don’t cry without seeing the coffin!
If I let you go, how will you explain it to Zhui Fengzi outside?Use people's money to eliminate disasters for others, hehe...

Ding Ermiao sneered and said: "Old ghost, it's impossible to let you go. Just give up. But be honest, I can give you a happy one. Otherwise, you can't bear the pain." Walk."

"Master, if you don't let me go, will I come out and die?" The female ghost yelled hiding in the cracks of the rocks, and then came: "I have no enmity with you. When I came here, I was also chased by evil people. I didn't mean to disturb you. Yes, please ask the mage to take a closer look."

"I have already checked, and they are here to deal with you. Well, there is an old Taoist from Qingcheng Mountain's Wuwei Sect called Zhui Fengzi. He gave me a sum of money and asked me to arrest him. Yours. If you want to hate, just hate that Chai Fengzi." Ding Ermiao said.

"Sure enough, it was this dog thief who was harming me! Master, I didn't do anything bad. It was the dog thief who killed me and controlled my soul to harm others. I didn't want to join him, so I escaped. I'm so pitiful , just let me go." said the female ghost.

Ding Ermiao yawned and said: "Hey, so your life experience is so pitiful? But I heard from the master that it takes at least 60 years to form a vampire. That chasing the wind is only 60 or [-] years old, is it possible? , he killed you before he was born? You made up lies to deceive me, you are obviously bullying me for being young!"

Ding Ermiao was no stranger to vampires. He had heard his master talk about them, so he could see through this old ghost's lies.

The lie was exposed and the female ghost stopped talking.

"If you haven't come out yet, are you forcing me to do something?" Ding Ermiao asked again.

"When I came out, my soul was in disarray, so of course I wouldn't come out. Since you won't let me go, just catch me yourself!" the female ghost said angrily.

Ding Ermiao grinned and said: "Okay, you thought I couldn't cure you, right? I heard from the master that boy's urine is the most effective way to deal with vampires. I have been guarding myself for 16 years. I don't know if you like this boy's urine. ?”

After saying that, Ding Ermiao looked back behind her, really took off her clothes, and started peeing into the stone seam!
The boy's urine spilled into the cracks in the rocks, and the female ghost's angry curses immediately came from the cracks, saying: "Shameless, shameless, a noble Maoshan disciple actually uses such a method!"

"It's true, it's very true, you can pee, boy's urine!" Ding Ermiao continued to pour water into the crevices of the rocks, and said with a bad smile: "Maoshan disciple, can't you use boy's urine? Don't tell me to pee on you, no matter what I do No one here has seen anything immoral. Even if you go out and talk nonsense, others won't believe it, haha!"

The female ghost became so angry that she floated out from the crack in the stone, grabbed Ding Ermiao with her claws, and shouted: "I will fight with you!"

"What the hell, you came out so soon?" Ding Ermiao hurriedly freed up a hand and waved the peach wood sword to resist.

But Ding Ermiao was opening the gate to release the water, but he couldn't hold it back in his eagerness.After such a fight with a female ghost, it was inevitable that she would be affected, so Ding Ermiao peed on her hands and pants!

That female ghost was also horrific, she was pierced through the heart by Ding Ermiao's sword, and then a ghostly image drifted away, torn apart.

After all, this female ghost has been injured many times and cannot withstand Ding Ermiao's strong blood.

"Damn it, you made me wet my pants!" Ding Ermiao picked at the ghost and just finished peeing, shaking his pants and yelling.

After the female ghost's ghostly shadow was shattered, it turned into blood, slowly condensed, huddled aside and trembled, waiting to be captured.

Ding Ermiao shook his pants for a long time, took out another paper charm and wiped his hands, and then used the ghost charm to collect the female ghost.

At this point, the battle is over.Ding Ermiao soaked the boy's urine and took in the female ghost. In exchange for an income of several thousand yuan, she felt very happy.

Walking out of the cave with a flashlight, the sun is dazzling.

Ding Ermiao put up the awning with his hands and looked around, then shouted: "Old Master Zhui Fengzi, come out!"

"Here, here, here, here, here!" Zhui Fengzi agreed repeatedly, stood up from the grass, stepped forward and asked: "Fellow Daoist Ding, where is that old ghost? Have you caught him?"

Ding Ermiao handed the Ghost Collection Talisman to Zhui Fengzi and said calmly: "Here it is."

"What? You caught the old ghost?" Zhui Fengzi was taken aback, and looked at Ding Ermiao in disbelief.

The Ding Ermiao in front of him was still a big child, and Zhui Fengzi really couldn't believe that he had caught the old ghost.

But when I opened the paper talisman, I saw that the old ghost was indeed inside, and the verification was correct.

"Disciple of Maoshan, your reputation is well-deserved!" Zhui Fengzi praised sincerely, and then asked: "By the way, Fellow Daoist Ding, how did you catch this old ghost?"

Ding Ermiao smiled modestly, and said: "It's nothing to live up to my reputation. I just took down this female ghost while urinating and shooting at the same time."

"Huh? You were peeing and you caught this old ghost at the same time?" Zhui Fengzi couldn't laugh or cry. He was stunned for a long time and then said: "Thank you so much for your help this time, Fellow Daoist Ding. I'll leave now. From now on, Fellow Daoist Ding must go to me when passing by Qingcheng Mountain." I am a guest of Wuwei Guan. At that time, if you allow me to thank you properly, I will get drunk and rest!"

After saying that, Zhui Fengzi put away the paper charm and turned around to leave.

He didn't dare to stay longer, worried that Ding Ermiao would force him to swear again.Now that the acting is completed, he can evacuate and explain to Taoist Priest Sanpian.

"Hey... are you leaving in such a hurry? Slow down, don't break your legs!" Ding Ermiao was a little confused, and suddenly remembered what he had asked Zhui Fengzi to swear, but Zhui Fengzi had already moved away, and Tornado Usually rush down the mountain.

Ding Ermiao thought for a while, forget it, he had made several thousand yuan, let him go.The reason he forced Zhui Fengzi to swear earlier was because he was worried that Zhui Fengzi would harm him.Now that the ghost has been caught, there is no point in forcing him to swear.

Thinking about the thousands of dollars he had already received, Ding Ermiao felt very happy and left humming a tune.

Worried that Hongyu would miss him, Ding Ermiao did not go to Xuyun Temple and went directly to Hongyu's house.

When we arrived in front of Hongyu's house, it was already after lunch.

Hongyu was waiting anxiously in front of the door, looking around.

Seeing Ding Ermiao approaching, Hongyu rushed to meet him and asked, "Brother Ermiao, are you alright?"

"It's okay. What can happen to my whole body's cultivation? Zhui Fengzi said that the old ghost was very powerful, but I went and defeated the old ghost in less than three rounds." Ding Ermiao laughed. , asked: "By the way Hongyu, I haven't eaten yet, is there any leftover food at home?"

"It's okay. I...my mother left some food for you. Come and eat quickly." Hongyu smiled happily, turned around and went into the house to bring food to Ding Ermiao.

As the saying goes, a young man eats a poor man, but Ding Ermiao can eat at this time. He holds a bowl of rice in his hand, and after a few pulls, it is all gone.

Hongyu took the bowl and went to the stove to add rice.

Ding Ermiao followed and asked, "Where is Aunt Zhang?"

"My mother went to the ground, is something wrong?" Hongyu asked.

"Oh...it's okay, I just want to buy a TV..." Ding Ermiao said.

"Has Taoist Priest Sanpian promised you?" Hongyu asked.

Ding Ermiao smiled and said: "I will be away, so I will not accept your fate. We will cook the raw rice into cooked rice. What will happen if the master comes back?"

"You cook your food and don't get involved with me. If others hear this, they don't know what to think of us..." Hongyu's face turned red and she pouted.

"Uh... Okay, I'll do it, but it's hard for a clever woman to make a meal without rice. I need money to buy a TV series. There's no rush, let's wait until Aunt Zhang comes back in the evening." Ding Ermiao smiled coquettishly.

Hongyu put the rice bowl into Ding Ermiao's hand and said, "Eat quickly. After you finish eating, you can dig potatoes with me."

Ding Ermiao nodded and ate another bowl, then wiped his mouth and walked up the mountain with Hongyu.

As soon as she arrived at the potato field, Aunt Zhang raised her head and said, "Er seedlings are back? Something strange happened again in Xiawang Village. Someone was looking for you just now. I told them to go back later and let them go home and wait." .”

"Ah? Xiawang Village, is that girl crazy again?" Ding Ermiao was surprised and asked.

Aunt Zhang shook her head and said: "This time it's not a girl, it's an old man's problem. An old man died, but...it is said that he wanted to fake his body."

"Hey, what did you think it was?" Ding Ermiao breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Now there are still people who are trying to fake corpses. Besides, it only counts if they are cheating. What do you mean by saying they are trying to fake corpses?"

Aunt Zhang thought for a while and said: "They said that the deceased had a layer of white hair on his face... and it was still growing, and it was also growing on his body."

"Ah, white-haired zombie?" Ding Ermiao was stunned, and suddenly turned around and ran towards Hongyu's house, shouting: "Then I'm going to have a look. If the fake corpse really hurts someone, my master will have to pinch him." I can't die! My things are at your house, go get them first."

The master said before he left that once he left, Ding Ermiao would have to keep an eye on everything in the area to prevent any trouble.

But Ding Ermiao was depressed. Why was it that he was fine all the time, but when the master left, all these bad things happened?

"Hey, Brother Ermiao!" Hongyu also wanted to watch the excitement, but she was afraid that her mother would have an opinion, so she stomped her feet anxiously.

Aunt Zhang was considerate, and said, "If you want to watch the excitement, go and see it too, and tell Er Miao not to be impulsive."

Hongyu was overjoyed and ran after her, shouting, "Brother Ermiao, wait for me!"

Ding Ermiao stopped, turned around and asked, "Hongyu, white-haired stiffness is terrible, what are you doing here?"

Hongyu raised the key in her hand and said, "I'll go home with you and open the door. Without the key, you can't enter my house."

"Come on, hurry up!" Ding Ermiao grabbed Hong Yu's hand and ran away.

Back at Hongyu's house, Ding Ermiao grabbed her bag and continued running towards Xiangwang Village.

Hongyu couldn't keep up, and gasped: "Brother Ermiao, please slow down, I can't keep up!"

"If you can't keep up, then don't come. Really..." Ding Ermiao muttered, and suddenly said: "Come here quickly, I will carry you on my back."

Hongyu pouted, sat down, and said angrily: "You think I'm holding you back, I won't go, you can go yourself."

"Don't be ridiculous, Hongyu. There is no one on this mountain road. What if a wolf jumps out and eats you!" Ding Ermiao said.

(End of this chapter)