Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2366 Ding Ermiao’s first love (57)

Hu Diemeng smiled playfully and didn't take it seriously at all.

She burned incense and knelt on the futon without kowtow. She tilted her neck and looked at Ding Ermiao and said, "Little Taoist Priest, aren't there people asking for fortune-telling here?"

"What kind of sign are you asking for, what hexagram are you asking for?" Ding Er's sign was as big as a bucket.

"Hehe, the little girl is here to seek marriage..." Hu Diemeng smiled like an elf and raised eyebrows at Ding Ermiao.

"Marriage is destined by God. Just burn incense and kowtow. When the time comes, you will definitely get married and have a husband. Kowtow, hurry up." Ding Ermiao urged.

Hu Diemeng curled her lips, kowtowed to the statue a few times, stood up, pointed at Ding Ermiao and said, "Bless me, I want to find a husband like you!"

Ding Ermiao trembled with fright and grinned: "Sister, are you here to offer incense or to find your husband? What's so rare about a two-legged man like me? They are everywhere outside. When you come to search in the mountains, aren't you abandoning the near and looking for the far away?"

Ding Ermiao was really afraid of this butterfly dream.This is a Taoist temple, a peaceful place for the Taoist sect. What if Hu Diemeng starts messing around here and the master finds out?

Hu Diemeng decided to take Ding Ermiao and said with a wicked smile: "Two legs? I guess you have three legs?"

"What... three legs?" Ding Ermiao reacted, a little broken, and said, "Sister, this is a sacred place of Taoism. In front of the statue, speaking too casually will damage your blessing."

"Take... Food, sex, and sex. When these gods were in the human world, were they so serious?" Hu Diemeng looked at the main hall and said as he walked: "Er Miao, prepare a room for me. I will stay with you all." Live in Yunguan."

"Ah?" Ding Ermiao was even more surprised and asked, "What are you doing living here? We don't accept pilgrims here."

"If you don't clean up the room for me, I will sleep in the same bed with you and kill someone. You are responsible!" Hu Diemeng said aggressively.

Damn it, this little witch is determined to ruin me!
Ding Ermiao frowned and asked, "Hu Diemeng, are you serious?"

"Really." Hu Diemeng smiled proudly and said, "However, I don't plan to force myself to become your wife. I just want to stay here for a few days, investigate supernatural events, and do a research project. You are a little Taoist priest. , I hope you can cooperate with me."

During the last corpse hunt, Hu Diemeng's camera was taken away by the short fat man who arrived later.That short fat man was the Sanpian Taoist Priest, but he wore a lot of clothes and disguised himself.Priest Sanpian didn't allow Hu Diemeng to mess around, so he confiscated her camera.

Therefore, Hu Diemeng was dissatisfied because he did not capture the shocking scene of the supernatural incident. He went home and thought about it, then moved to Qiyunguan and pestered Ding Ermiao.

"Hoho... So you are doing a project!" Ding Ermiao breathed a sigh of relief and said, "When you are doing a project or something, don't you just want to see ghosts with your own eyes? That's fine, as long as you don't be afraid!"

"With you protecting me, why should I be afraid?" Hu Diemeng said matter-of-factly.

"Okay, I promise you, I will take you to hunt ghosts with me. But life here is hard, so you have to be prepared. In addition, ghost hunting is risky, so be safe. If you are captured by some big zombie, do Mrs. Yazhai in the zombie den, don’t blame me for not protecting her well!”

"Don't worry, if something happens, I will never let you go." Hu Diemeng said with a smile.

Ding Ermiao did not retreat, but led Hu Diemeng to the master's room and asked Hu Diemeng to stay.

However, Hu Diemeng disliked the unclean Taoist Priest Sanpian's bed and wanted to live with Ding Ermiao.

Ding Ermiao had no choice but to change rooms, give her room to Hu Diemeng, and move into the master's room.

During the day, Hu Diemeng pestered Ding Ermiao.

Ding Ermiao deliberately chanted mantras and chanted sutras, and sat upright in the hall, pretending.

Fortunately, Hu Diemeng didn't do nothing. At noon, Hu Diemeng made food by herself and invited Ding Ermiao to eat.

Ding Ermiao tasted it and found that Hu Diemeng's cooking skills were pretty good.

At night, Ding Ermiao tidied up and said, "Hu Diemeng, I went to catch ghosts. Do you want to go and have a look?"

Ding Ermiao planned to scare Hu Diemeng away earlier so that she wouldn't have to tease herself here every day.If one day she loses control, hasn't her virginity of more than ten years been an advantage to her?

It just so happened that the three poor Taoist priests sealed an old ghost in each of the four directions, east, west, north and south, leaving it for Ding Ermiao to practice.Now, Ding Ermiao plans to use this trap to scare away Hu Diemeng.

"Okay, let me prepare some things. By the way, ghost hunting, can I take pictures?" Hu Diemeng asked excitedly.

"Okay..." Ding Ermiao said.

In fact, Ding Ermiao knows that ghosts cannot be shown in the camera.Unless the ghost is wearing a person's clothes, in which case the clothes can be seen in the camera.

Hu Diemeng was overjoyed, packed up, took Ding Ermiao's arm, and went out.

Ding Ermiao was fully armed with tens of thousands of soldiers, Maoshan Great Seal, Five Elements flags and other magical weapons.

Tonight's destination is a hilltop five or six miles away to the west of Qiyun Temple.This mountain, protruding from the valley, is round and straight. It has a very unpleasant name in the local area: Naitoushan.

Ding Ermiao thought the name was unpleasant, so he changed it to Naiyazi Rice Bowl Mountain.

Master Sanpian Taoist Priest made it clear in his message that there is a crack in the mountain in the southwest corner of the Rice Bowl Mountain, and evil spirits are sealed in the crack.

After walking for two miles, Ding Ermiao started to act weird when he reached a remote area. He screamed in surprise, squatted down from time to time, or jumped behind big trees and rocks, pretending to be nervous.

Hu Diemeng believed it and followed Ding Ermiao, feeling scared and excited at the same time.

But Ding Ermiao repeatedly frightened Hu Diemeng, and Hu Diemeng began to be suspicious and said: "Little magic stick, you danced like a master for a long time, how come you didn't see a ghost? I think you are deliberately scaring me, let me I'm hiding in your arms so you can take advantage of me and eat my tofu, right?"

"Sister, you are such an open-minded person. Do I need to go to such lengths to take advantage of you? If you don't take advantage of me or eat my tofu, I'll be thankful..." Ding Ermiao muttered.

Hu Die dreamed for a while, nodded and said: "That's true."

Ding Ermiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and continued to move forward with Hu Diemeng.

Walking to the southwest corner of the designated rice bowl mountain, the thousands of people in Ding Ermiao's umbrella were buzzing, and it was clearly audible at night!
"What a ghost spirit!" Ding Ermiao praised, looked at Hu Diemeng and said, "Hu Diemeng, it's real this time. Watch with your eyes wide open and give the ghost some more close-ups!"

(End of this chapter)