Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2367 Ding Ermiao’s first love (58)

Hu Diemeng was startled, hurriedly raised her phone and hid behind Ding Ermiao.

"Hey, you hide behind me, don't get too close, otherwise it will affect my ability to catch ghosts." Ding Ermiao looked at Hu Diemeng and said.

"But...but I don't know, whether the ghosts inside are scary or not." Hu Diedeng said.

Ding Ermiao chuckled and said: "Since it's a ghost, it's a bit scary. But with me here, you can make sure nothing goes wrong. In short, you can't hug me like you did with the corpse the day before yesterday, and make me unable to move. To deal with the evil spirits.”

"If you don't say it was okay last time, I'll get angry if you mention it!" Hu Diemeng snorted and said angrily:

"You told me not to move last time and asked you to protect me. What was the result? That big zombie wanted to fuck me! What about you? Where were you at that time? If a short fat man hadn't come out in the end, I would have been innocent. I was ruined by zombies that day! Maybe I’m pregnant with a little zombie now!”

"That's why you hugged me at the beginning, which made me lose the opportunity!" Ding Ermiao naturally quibbled, and then threatened Hu Diemeng, saying: "Tonight you must completely obey my command, otherwise, there will never be another chance. Humpty Dumpty is here to save you. Being pregnant with a little zombie is not scary. If you are spoiled by an evil spirit tonight and have a little evil spirit in your belly, do you know what will happen?"

"What will happen?" Hu Diemeng asked with eyes wide open.

"The little devil will be in your belly and eat all your internal organs bit by bit!" Ding Ermiao said nonsense seriously.

Hu Diemeng rolled her eyes and said grimly: "If you fail to protect me, I will say that it is your seed! Okay, you can do it now. From now on, I will completely listen to you."

Ding Ermiao nodded, turned on the flashlight, and looked around the cracks in the mountain.

The mountain is covered with vines, almost covering the entire mountain crevice.

Ding Ermiao pulled out ten thousand choppers, cut off the vines, and gradually mapped out the veins of the mountain's cracks.

The crack is not completely vertical, but slopes from the southeast.The place in front of you is also the widest part of the mountain crack. It becomes narrower and narrower as it extends to the southeast.

However, even this widest place cannot accommodate people.

Ding Ermiao tried to squeeze in, but couldn't.

"You can't squeeze in at first sight, Ding Ermiao, what's in here? If there is a treasure, I can try to squeeze in. Maybe I can squeeze in," Hu Diemeng said.

"First, it's not a treasure inside, but an evil spirit; second, you can't even squeeze in because of your breasts..." Ding Ermiao glanced at Hu Diemeng and said.

Hu Diemeng has a good figure, a legendary figure.Especially the female symbol is very eye-catching.If she really squeezed in, the high ground on her chest would definitely be an obstacle.

Hu Diemeng also lowered his head and looked at his chest and said, "That's right, I can't risk getting these babies squeezed open. But how did the evil ghost inside come in in the first place?"

Ding Ermiao shined a flashlight inside and said, "Master said that he used paper charms to lock the evil spirits and put them in a small jar. But I can't get in, what should I do?"

Taoist Priest Sanpian is very thin, and he may have learned the bone-shrinking technique.Therefore, he can get into this mountain crack, but Ding Ermiao cannot.

"Isn't it enough to find the jar and smash it with stones?" Hu Diemeng said.

"I can't even see where the jar is, how can I smash it?" Ding Ermiao shook his head, took out five small flags from his pocket, put them together in his palms, muttered a few spells, and suddenly threw them away one by one. Entering the mountain cleft, he pointed a little and said: "The green flag leads the way, the five elements chase the soul!"

But unfortunately, the five small flags flew up, but they flew back and got out of the crack in the mountain.

Ding Ermiao had no choice but to put away the flag and continue to think of a solution.

"Then come here with the chisel and make the crack in the mountain bigger..." Hu Diemeng said.

"Sister, the question is, where can I find a chisel now? I wanted to use explosives to blow this place apart, but there is none. A clever woman can't make a meal without rice, understand?" Ding Ermiao pouted.

"Damn it, you can't catch the evil spirit and get angry at me, Ermiao, are you interested?" Hu Diemeng glared.

Ding Ermiao smiled bitterly and shined a flashlight around, thinking of a suitable solution.

Suddenly, several dead pines not far away fell into Ding Ermiao's eyes!
"Yes, fire attack!" Ding Ermiao said overjoyed.

"How to attack?" Hu Diemeng also became excited and asked.

"Have you seen the pitch pine on this mountain? The scars have a huge oil content. I can split the pitch pine, light a fire, and fill the entire mountain crack. There must be a paper seal on the mouth of the altar. If the seal is burned, the oil inside The evil spirits will also come out." Ding Ermiao chuckled and walked forward with Ten Thousand Slasher in hand.

Hu Diemeng hurriedly followed and said in a crooked voice: "Er Miao, can your little knife cut down a big tree?"

"What small knife? It's called Ten Thousand Thousands of Swords, cutting gold and breaking jade." Ding Ermiao said while chopping at the root of the big tree with his sword.

"Thousands of people have been killed, and the name is quite impressive. I'm afraid you haven't killed even one person, right?" Hu Diemeng continued to curl her lips.

But Ding Ermiao swung his sword several times, changed its position, and continuously chopped at the root of a pitch pine tree. Then he pulled Hu Diemeng's hand: "Get out of the way, the tree is going to fall!"

Hu Diemeng was startled. She saw the big tree in front of her swaying a few times, and then it suddenly fell to the ground!

"That's amazing..." Hu Diemeng stuck out her tongue.She didn't expect that Ding Ermiao would cut a tree as thick as a human waist with a few casual cuts with his small sword.

Ding Ermiao smiled proudly, swung the Ten Thousand Chops and used them directly as a hatchet to slash at the pitch pine.

Sawdust flying.

Ding Ermiao took a breath, first picked up the oil-rich sawdust, lit a fire in front of the mountain crack, then ignited the long branches, and stretched into the mountain crack.

Hu Diemeng thought it was fun and came to help.

Ding Ermiao simply concentrated on chopping firewood and threw all the chopped branches to Hu Diemeng.

Hu Diemeng kept stuffing branches into the crack in the mountain. The fire in the crack became bigger and bigger, and billowing black smoke came out.

Ding Ermiao cut down all the branches of a dead pitch pine, then cut the trunk into four sections with his sword, and then dissected it.Thousands of people were killed, but in Ding Ermiao's hands, it turned into a complete hatchet.

The fire in the mountain cleft was blazing, and Hu Diemeng's face was burned red.

Suddenly, there was a bang in the crack in the mountain, and firewood with sparks burst out from the crack in the mountain.

"Ah..." Hu Diemeng screamed in fright and hurriedly escaped.

Ding Ermiao stepped forward with his sword, guarding Hu Diemeng behind him, and shouted: "You monster, why don't you get out of here!?"

The sound just now must be the sound of the ban on the altar opening being burned by the fire, and the evil spirit breaking through the altar and coming out.

(End of this chapter)