Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 922 Liangzhou Ghost Road
"Private matters? That would be even more difficult to deal with." Nanmen Wuyan pointed forward and said:

"It is strictly forbidden for living people to enter the underworld. You can't enter the ghost gate in front of you with your real body!"

"I don't go into the gate of hell, I just wait outside the gate." Ding Ermiao said.

Nanmen Wuyan breathed a sigh of relief and said: "If you don't enter the gate of hell, then it will be fine. Outside the gate of hell, the underworld also turns a blind eye. By the way, Brother Ermiao, who are you trying to catch?"

Ding Ermiao looked around and whispered: "Do you know an old ghost named Liu Tianshi?"

"Master Liu Tianshi? I've never heard of such a person." Nanmen Wuyan shook his head.

"It is said that he is an old ghost from the Xiaoyin Court in Lingshan County. He will come to the underworld every three months. I have inquired about it. On February [-]th, he will enter Fengdu City through the gate of ghosts." Ding Ermiao said. .

"Lingshan County Xiaoyinting? What do you mean?" Nanmen Wuyan said in confusion:

"Aren't you making a mistake? Where is the Small Yin Court in Lingshan County? I haven't heard of it. I guess you think the Yin House of the City God's Mansion in Lingshan County is a small Yin Court."

Ding Ermiao shook his head. It seemed that he, a brother, just wanted to have fun and have fun. He didn't know many things.

"There must be a small underworld in Lingshan County. It is independent from the underworld, but it is also connected to the underworld." Ding Ermiao thought for a while and said:
"Brother, please keep an eye out for me and help me find out if you have the chance. Be careful not to say it's my intention and ask secretly."

Nanmen Wuyang scratched his head and said: "When I have time, I will follow my brother-in-law's words. He must know. By the way, how did that Liu Tianshi offend you? Are you going to arrest him?"

"Uh..., like this, there is a little grievance between the teacher and the teacher, so I want to arrest him and ask him to understand." Ding Ermiao hesitated, looked around and asked: "Brother, what is this place? How far is it to the gate of hell?"

"Each of the nine states in China has a road leading to Guimen Pass. This is the road from Liangzhou to Guimen Pass." Nanmen Wuyan pointed and said: "This is just a fork in the road, and ahead is the Liangzhou Ghost Road. To get to Guimen Pass, you still have to go It takes half a day to walk. It’s too slow to walk in real form.”

Ding Ermiao nodded, and said: "Brother, please take me to the gate of hell, I will go to familiarize myself with the environment, and I will be able to do it on February [-]th."

Nanmen Wuyou smiled and said, "No problem, you sit in my car and I will pull you over."

With that said, Nanmen Wuyou greeted the two cart pushers just now and pushed the cart in front of Ding Ermiao.

The cart was similar to a human wheelchair. It could only accommodate one person, and it also had wooden wheels.

"Brother, is this your car?" Ding Ermiao was a little dumbfounded.

Nanmen Wukong is the brother-in-law of King Qin Guang, the uncle-in-law of the state in Fengdu City, and he actually got a wooden cart to travel around.This configuration is too disappointing. The electric three-wheelers in the world are ten thousand times more advanced than this.

"Then what can be done? The underworld is not the human world. What kind of Mercedes-Benz, BMW and Rolls-Royce are there? This stroller is the one my brother-in-law used and gave it to me. So, now the new ghosts are getting more and more... I want to be reincarnated, life in the human world is too comfortable."

Nanmen Wuhao often sneaks out of the underworld to wander around the human world, so he is very familiar with the situation in the human world. He knows everything from BMW to Mercedes-Benz and Rolls-Royce.

Ding Ermiao suppressed a smile and said, "Brother, when I go up this time, I will burn a few cars for you. Now it's popular to burn cars during Qingming Festival. By the way, there's also Miss Burning, why not?"

"That paper car, which sells for one yuan a piece in the world, can still be used? Are you fooling a ghost? Not to mention the young lady, there are countless beautiful female ghosts in Fengdu City!" Nanmen Wuyan shook his head repeatedly, stretched out his hand and said: " Brother Ermiao, sit down and I'll push you."

"Actually, this wooden car is quite good. At least it won't produce exhaust gas and won't pollute the environment. Look at the world, the current smog is heavier than the ghosts in the underworld. The rivers in the world are worse than the rivers of blood on the roadside of Huangquan. Smelly."

Ding Ermiao comforted Nanmen Wuwei, got on the cart, and said, "Thank you for your hard work, alas...!"

Before he finished his sentence, the cart clicked and was crushed to the ground by Ding Ermiao. Broken wooden parts were scattered all over the ground.

"Brother, your car is also made of paper, right?" Ding Ermiao stood up from the ground with a grin on his face, looking at the broken parts on the ground, dumbfounded.

Nanmen Wuyou slapped his forehead: "Oh, I forgot about this. This is your real body. It weighs more than ten thousand kilograms. This car can't bear it!"

"If it weren't for my real body, why would I be riding in your car? If my soul came down, I would be in Fengdu City now!" Ding Ermiao was depressed.

"Stop talking, Brother Ermiao, I'll take you away." Nanmen Wuyan had no choice but to admit that he was unlucky.

The first time this sworn brother came here, his car was scrapped, which was a heavy loss.

The two little guys pointed at the broken parts on the ground and asked, "Uncle Guo, what should I do with these things?"

"No, no, no, you two, pull my eldest brother away, harder." Nanmen Wuyan waved his hand angrily.

Two little ghosts came forward and supported Ding Ermiao's arms from the left and right.

"Wait a minute..." Ding Ermiao pulled out the corpse-beating whip and said, "You grab the tip of the whip and pull me away, so that everyone can feel more comfortable."

"Yes!" The two little guys didn't dare to disobey, so they stepped forward and acted as trackers, pulling Ding Ermiao forward.

After all, he is Uncle Guo's cart-carrying ghost soldier, and his cultivation level is much better than the three ghosts just now.

But Ding Ermiao was still dissatisfied with the speed. As he walked, he talked to Nanmen Wuyan and urged the ghost soldiers to go faster.

"Let me do it myself." Nanmen Wuyan was also anxious to leave. He lifted up his clothes and covered his head. He personally stepped forward and pulled the corpse-beating whip forward.

With the addition of Nanmen Wuhao, the speed has indeed increased again, and it is almost as good as walking normally in the world.

"Brother, why do you have to cover your head? Does it make you stronger?" Ding Ermiao asked.

Nanmen Wuyan released the corpse beating whip, jumped behind Ding Ermiao, pushed Ding Ermiao's shoulders forward, and whispered: "Brother Ermiao, after all, I am also the uncle of the country. If anyone sees me I'm stretching your body, it doesn't look good!"

"That's right..." Ding Ermiao suppressed his laughter and walked forward while being pushed forward and pushed back. He said, "This time I really put my brother in a difficult situation. When I go up, I will burn some more gold ingots for you as a token of appreciation." grateful."

Nanmen Wuyan laughed and shouted at the two ghost soldiers: "Did you hear that? My elder brother is going to burn a lot of treasures for you, why don't you put in more effort?"

The two ghost soldiers smiled happily and straightened the whip rope.

"Damn it, it's true that money can make all the difference!" Nanmen Wuhu laughed loudly and pushed Ding Ermiao forward with all his strength.

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