Mengniang martial arts world

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Everyone ate and drank, and made some dirty jokes. In order not to be suspected, Li Yan had no choice but to tell a few dirty jokes about later generations. You are clever, good at martial arts, and quite good at talking, and you will definitely be indispensable in the future Feihuang Tengda."

Li Yan had no choice but to accompany him with a smile: "Then thank you two adults for your support."

After eating and drinking enough, it was getting late. Although the sky prison could not see the light outside or whether the sun was setting or not, the biological clock of the human body could not be faked. Several men in black yawned and lazily Authentic: "It's not early today, can we go to sleep?"

Ren Lao Ren complained with a smile and cursed: "Sleep ass, I'll assign it and take turns to sleep. This prisoner can't miss a glance." He said carelessly: "Ren Yuan, you and the five brothers will stay in the middle of the night... The other five brothers keep watch at midnight." He randomly selected a few people, but he added Li Yan to the list of watch at midnight.

After everyone was assigned, Ren Yuan took five men in black and lay down to rest in a haystack in an empty cell next to them. The others continued to stare at Liu Suifeng. Too strict, can you do it in a blink of an eye?

Just as he was thinking about what to do, he suddenly heard Liu Suifeng in the cell say in a low voice: "Please come to someone, and untie the rope for me. I want to go to the corner of the room for convenience. Before yesterday, Mr. Zhuge was in charge. When guarding me, you will let me go for convenience every once in a while, but you Qin Party don't even understand this." It turned out that Mr. Zhuge and the four famous arresters were in charge of guarding her yesterday.All are women.This aspect of things is also quite convenient.As soon as she opened her mouth, the four famous arresters would let her go to the bathroom without any trouble.But after changing to Qin Hui's people, she kept silent about all the men in black clothes.

But if you don't go to the toilet for a whole day, the gods can't afford it?She finally couldn't hold back now, and she had no choice but to speak.

Li Yan heard it.He secretly screamed that it was not good, and at the same time secretly blamed himself, unexpectedly forgetting the three urgencies of people.I read too many martial arts novels, and I thought that masters don't need to go to the toilet... But in fact, who doesn't go to the toilet?

Ren Lao snorted coldly and said, "Are you a fool? You're just a prisoner, and you still want us to serve you? Just pull it in your trousers." In fact, the reason why the prison is dirty and smelly is because the guards will Once the prisoner hangs on the rack, he doesn't care about it, and the prisoner's feces and urine have to be pulled directly into his pants, so the environment in the prison has become worse and worse.Walking into the sky prison, you can smell the extremely disgusting smell.

Working hard is not to wrong Liu Suifeng, but since ancient times.This is how the jailers torment prisoners.

Liu Suifeng couldn't help becoming angry: "Put it in your pants? You can tell, are you still a human?" She is a woman who loves cleanliness, and she is already uncomfortable all over in such a filthy environment like the sky prison. Well, if she really pulls all the feces and urine in her pants, then even if she can escape, I'm afraid she doesn't want to live in the world anymore.

She was in a hurry, so she had to look at Li Yan with a begging look. Now Li Yan is an undercover agent of the power gang. One foot town Qianshan Peng Jiu's subordinates sent him to the prison to rescue her. She didn't ask Li Yan for help. Who can I ask for help?

Li Yan couldn't help smiling bitterly: My aunt, how do you want me to help you?This... Nima... I have to rack my brains to find a way again.

He put his head in his hands and began to think hard.

On the other side, Liu Suifeng began to feel unnatural, his legs were tight together, and his body twisted back and forth. It turned out that this was a state where he could no longer hold his urine. The performance is that the legs will come together, the waist and buttocks will twist and turn, and many people will even bend down or squat on the ground, but Liu Suifeng is tied to a pillar, and she cannot bend down or squat down Relieves the pressure on the bladder, which is more difficult to hold.

She had no choice but to pray to God and worship Buddha: "Buddha Tathagata, please bless Hippo Sanren and quickly think of a way to help me... This Hippo Sanren must have a brighter mind. If he is an idiot, he will still do it when I pee my pants." If I can't figure out a solution, I'll just kill myself, so as not to suffer such a big insult."

When he was feeling tender, Li Yan finally let go of the hand holding his head and stood up.

Liu Suifeng was overjoyed, and thought to himself: This person thinks of a way very quickly, Peng Jiu's men are reliable.

Li Yan said to Ren Lao: "Lord Ren, my subordinates feel that it is not appropriate for this prisoner to urinate in his pants."

Ren Laoqi asked, "Why?"

Li Yan said: "This prisoner is not an ordinary prisoner. The crime he committed can reach heaven. Although our people are taking over her management now, who knows if Mr. Zhuge and the emperor will suddenly come to the prison to ask him What about Mr. Zhuge, it’s fine to let the smell of feces and urine suffocate him, but if the emperor’s golden body comes, if there is something insulting to the sacred smell on the prisoner, it’s... It’s not good , maybe it will fall on us.”

After thinking about it, this is true. This prisoner committed a serious crime by "seducing" the emperor. Maybe the emperor would really go to the prison to question him. This possibility is not impossible.Moreover, the emperor is a beautiful woman, the well-known Xiaojiabiyu, if he is suffocated by the smell of feces and urine, Longyan suddenly becomes furious and wants to punish them, these little jailers. At that time, it is absolutely impossible for Prime Minister Qin to defy them in order to keep them The emperor's will is definitely to give up the soldiers to protect the commander, and the strong man cuts off his wrists.

If you don't think about it, you will break out in a fine sweat as soon as you think about it, and hurriedly said: "Hippo Sanren, thanks to you for thinking of such an important joint, I almost forgot... Hurry up and untie that prisoner, let him It's convenient for him to go to the corner."

He gave an order, but the men in black refused to move. What are you kidding, why should a dignified national civil servant serve the prisoner to shit and pee?Who is the uncle?Although the external publicity says that civil servants are public servants of the people, in fact, all fools know that civil servants are uncles, and the people are all public servants... When will it be the uncle's turn to work for the public servants?

Seeing that his subordinates did not move, Ren Lao understood what was going on. In fact, he himself did not want to move. He waved his hand and said to Li Yan: "Don't bother the two masters with one thing, Hippo Sanren, this matter is up to you I'll do it for you, in short, you have made a great contribution, and I will give you a good word in front of Prime Minister Qin."

Li Yan smiled wryly: "Okay, anyway, this kind of thing must be done by me, and Liu Suifeng doesn't want to be served by those men in black for convenience?"She is a very proud woman.

So Li Yan got into the cell again and reached out to untie the rope on Liu Suifeng's body. In fact, she had acupuncture points and hadn't eaten for a few days. As a serious offender, she had to be tied to a pole in this way as a severe punishment, which brought trouble to her convenience.

The rope had to be taken off, Liu Suifeng's eyes turned to a dark place in the corner of the cell, he seemed eager to go there and squat down to solve the problem, but... thinking that the eyes of the men outside the cell must be fixed on him, How can it be so convenient?

Liu Suifeng said in a very low voice: "Hippo, you will stand behind me in a while and help me block their eyes."

Li Yan smiled wryly: "Don't treat me like the bathroom door."

Liu Suifeng snorted, "Then you won't help?"

Li Yan had no choice but to smile wryly: "Help, of course, if I refuse to do this kind of help, I'm not a gentleman." He had no choice but to pretend to escort Liu Suifeng, took her to the corner, and turned his body intentionally or unintentionally. It just blocked the sight of Ren Lao and the other black-clothed men outside the cell, allowing Liu Suifeng to shrink behind his back.

The people outside didn't care, anyway, the cell was only that big, and there was no fear that the prisoner would grow wings and fly out, not to mention that this is a dungeon, even if he had wings, he wouldn't be able to fly away.No one was interested in looking at a man for convenience, Ren Lao and those men's eyes were all distracted, and they didn't concentrate.

Liu Suifeng quietly turned his head and glanced at Li Yan behind him, and found that his back was indeed facing him, and his head did not turn to his side at all. There was no way his eyes could see him. Feeling at ease, he quickly squatted down , took off his pants, and quickly expel the urine that he had been holding back all day.

But as soon as the pee came out, she felt something was wrong... Because she held it in for too long, she took a big pee, full of momentum, and shot to the ground like a water arrow, making a very loud splashing sound.The people outside the cell were still far away, and Ren Lao was still cursing and saying something, they shouldn't be able to hear the sound of urinating, but Li Yan was standing behind her, the sound couldn't escape his ears no matter what.

Liu Suifeng's face turned red in an instant. Fortunately, he had the medicine to disguise himself, so he was not afraid of being seen, but there was a sense of shame in his heart, which could not go away after all, and he was so sad that he wanted to die.

She lifted her pants and stood up, and asked Li Yan in a low voice: "Did you hear that?"

Li Yan was helpless, it would be too shameless not to admit it at a time like this, so he could only say: "Yeah."

Liu Suifeng said weakly: "Tell yourself how to solve this matter?"

Li Yan could only smile wryly and said, "After I go back, I will be responsible for cleaning the toilet for a week. Is this the head office?"

Liu Suifeng snorted coldly and said, "For the time being, this matter must not be spread outside the public. If any rumors get out, it can't be solved by cleaning the toilet." She added: "You are our power gang! Only people who can handle it so lightly, if it is an outsider... I will deafen your ears and cut off your tongue!"

Li Yan sweated profusely: "If I were an outsider, why did I come to the prison to save you? If I didn't come to the prison to save you, how could I have encountered such a thing? And... I did it to help you This kind of thing, why are you so fierce, even though I am your subordinate, I also have a personality and dignity, military advisor, please don’t vent your anger on your subordinates at will." (To be continued. .)

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