Mengniang martial arts world

the second

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In Huadu, in front of the main gate, there are rows of imperial guards standing neatly, their armors are bright, and all the knives, guns and swords in their hands are shining. This posture is really scary.I saw Mi Cangqiong, the emperor's most trusted eunuch, standing in the front of the Imperial Forest Army. He was carrying the iconic black stick on his back. .

The wealthy sons and dignitaries who were at the entrance of Huadu and the dignitaries all hurried out of the way when they saw such a posture, how dare they go in?The people who were coming out of it didn't dare to breathe out, and stood obediently by the door, not knowing what the fuss was about.

A high-ranking official plucked up his courage, wandered out from Huadu, approached Mi Cangqiong with a shy face, and said in a low voice, "Eunuch Mi, what are you making a fuss about?" ...If this spreads out, I'm afraid the imperial court will lose face."

Mi Cangqiong glared at the high-ranking official, and said with a smirk: "Yo, it turns out to be Mr. Zhongshuling Zhang. Why did you come out of Huadu?"

That Zhongshu made Mr. Zhang embarrassed and said: "Xiaguan, cough...Xiaguan came to play with my beloved Xiao Chunxiang, and I didn't expect to bump into this one. Could it be that there are bandits in Huadu, and I need to use a large army to encircle and suppress them? Ouch My mother..."

Mi Cangqiong snorted coldly and said, "I can't say why I came here, I can only tell you that we are not here to catch bandits."

Master Zhang heaved a sigh of relief, as long as the Imperial Forest Army didn't come to catch the thief, then he would have no problem, otherwise the thief was in Huadu, and he, Master Zhang, was also in Huadu.Wouldn't it be difficult to get rid of the charge of colluding with thieves?He said with a shy face: "It's convenient, how about letting me slip out? If you come home late, the tigress at home will show off."

Mi Cangqiong sneered and said, "I can let you go out, but the person above me may not necessarily agree."

Mr. Zhang smiled: "Grandpa Mi, you really like to joke. You are a celebrity in front of the emperor. Besides the emperor, who else is there besides the emperor..." When he said this, his face suddenly changed: "Could it be... The emperor... the emperor... this action is the emperor himself..."

As soon as Mi Cangqiong stepped aside, Master Zhang saw a girl standing behind.The girl was not wearing a dragon robe.But wearing a magnificent uniform, isn't it just the way it is today?As soon as Mr. Zhang's knees softened, he was about to kneel down...

The female emperor snorted coldly: "Stand up for me, if you kneel down, wouldn't everyone know that I'm here?"

Master Zhang was so frightened that his legs stiffened.froze.

The Empress said: "I am traveling in a micro-service."

Master Zhang rolled his eyes.Looking at the tens of thousands of imperial forest troops surrounding Huadu, and countless masters, he felt a drum in his heart: "Nimma, is this also called traveling in a micro-service?" Of course he didn't know that the female emperor was robbed by three bandits when she went out in a micro-service during the day. Tang, she suffered a loss, so she brought [-] troops when she went out in microservices at night, to see who would dare to come and snatch her lollipops.

Master Zhang said with a bitter face: "Your Majesty, what are you doing in such a dirty place like Huadu? It insults your noble status."

The Empress said: "Are you qualified to intervene in my affairs? Get out!"

That adult was sweating profusely, and quickly rolled aside.

At this moment, Mi Cangqiong turned his head and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, do you really want to go in and look for someone?"

The female emperor nodded and said: "Of course, you are not joking. I said that I would come to thank him, so I must come to thank him. If I can't do it, won't it make me lose my trust?"

Mi Cangqiong said with a bitter face: "But this place... this place is really not suitable for the emperor to enter." He turned around suddenly and grabbed a person, it was the 32nd father-in-law. He saw that the 32nd father-in-law had two dark circles under his eyes. Just got beaten up.Mi Cangqiong said angrily: "It's all your fault, you bastard, you helped the emperor to cover up, and why did you go out of the palace in disguise, and now you have caused such a big mess, let's see how you end up."

32 The father-in-law said with a bitter face: "Our family doesn't want to, the emperor forced our family..."

Mi Cangqiong waved his hand and threw the 32nd father-in-law into the stinky ditch next to him. Then he said to the empress, "Your Majesty, this place is called Huadu, and it's a brothel. It's inconvenient for you to enter."

The empress said: "Why is it inconvenient to enter the brothel? Are there any floods and beasts inside? If there is a flood, let the [-] Imperial Forest Army fill it up for me. If there are beasts, Mr. Mi, you are not very good at martial arts? Just a beast and a stick Kill it."

The facial features on Mi Cangqiong's face were almost wrinkled, and he said with a wry smile: "Your Majesty, here... ahem... this old servant might as well say it clearly, the women here... are all broken shoes... you Such a pure and noble woman entering the gathering place of broken shoes is really too...ahem...too bad."

"It's all broken shoes?" The empress was stunned: "Is there such a magical place in the world? Gather a large number of women with broken shoes, and everyone will lick each other's wounds, encourage each other, support each other, and live strong together. This place is perfect for me, because I'm just a broken shoe."

Mi Cangqiong felt dizzy for a while: "How could the emperor consider himself a broken shoe?"

32 The father-in-law crawled out of the stinky ditch, and explained to Mi Cangqiong in a low voice: "The emperor was touched and kissed by that fake Yue Fei, and he did a lot of excessive things, but he didn't make it to the last step, so the emperor didn't do it at all. It's not broken shoes, Eunuch Mi, please persuade her."

Mi Cangqiong didn't know what to do, leaned towards the empress, and said in a low voice, "Your majesty, you are not a broken shoe, but someone touched you twice and kissed you twice. This is nothing, as long as you don't lose your virginity, you are fine." If you don't wear broken shoes, don't go in and join those real broken shoes."

"Touching and kissing is nothing?" The empress was furious: "Where is the sweet-scented osmanthus?"

A fat and ugly court lady who once frightened the 32 father-in-law jumped out: "What is the emperor's order?"

The Empress said: "Let Mi Cangqiong know what it means to touch and kiss."

The fat and ugly court lady immediately pushed towards Mi Cangqiong, stretched out her fat giant hand to touch it, and moved her lips as thick as bricks to kiss Mi Cangqiong. Mi Cangqiong screamed and stepped back five steps , Shouted: "I understand... I understand, you are a broken shoe, you can't be wrong, you are really a broken shoe."

The people next to him wiped off their sweat together, thinking: Eunuch Mi, you said that the emperor is a broken shoe in front of tens of thousands of imperial guards and masters, you are really doomed now.

32 The father-in-law snickered to himself: Tell you to punch me out of dark circles, tell you to throw me into the stinky ditch, are you happy now?Ha ha!

The female emperor snorted coldly and said: "Hmph! What crime should you have for insulting the emperor in the street? Escort me in to search for someone. If I find it, I will spare you. If I can't find it, I will punish you." Father, I have committed the crime above."

Mi Cangqiong said with a bitter face: "Yes yes yes... the old servant listens to the order." He waved his hand, and the two spies approached. Mi Cangqiong raised his hand and slapped each of the two spies twice. After slapping, Feeling better, he asked, "Are you sure that man entered Huadu?"

The two spies hurriedly said: "Sure! We followed him to the gate of Huadu, and two girls came in to greet him to go in. He also teased the two girls and said, 'Oh, little Taohua, little apple, I haven't seen you for a long time. I really miss you. I'm dead, I must feed you two little foxes tonight." After speaking, he put his arms around the waist of the two girls and went in with a smile.'

Mi Cangqiong quickly turned his head and said to the female emperor: "Your Majesty, you heard what they said, this man is not a good person, he actually went in with two girls in his arms to have fun, what do you thank him for? This is simply a scumbag, a hooligan...not worthy of being a human being."

Master Zhongshuling who was standing next to him glared at Mi Cangqiong angrily, cursing inwardly: What's wrong with me looking for flowers and asking Liu?Which man doesn't visit brothels?Why would you be scolded as a scumbag and unworthy of being a rogue after visiting a brothel?You eunuchs don't have that function, I'm a normal man.

When the empress heard that Li Yan went in with two girls in her arms, she was quite curious, coughed lightly and said, "Mr. Gonggong, didn't you say that the women here are all broken shoes? Why is that young master still holding two girls in his arms? one in?"

Mi Cangqiong hurriedly said: "This shows that the man has no integrity, a man who likes to mess with broken shoes, tsk tsk... Laugh out loud!"

The empress clapped her hands suddenly, and said with a smile, "Oh, isn't this good news for me? I'm a broken shoe, and he likes broken shoes. He and I can just be friends."

"Pfft!" Mi Cangqiong spat out a mouthful of blood. 32 The father-in-law was standing directly opposite him, and when he saw the bloody arrows coming, he quickly dodged, and the few masters behind were sprayed all over their faces.

"Don't talk nonsense." The female emperor waved her hand and said, "I'm going in now, immediately, immediately, but I left the palace in a low-clothes, so I can't reveal my identity, and that son doesn't know that I'm the emperor, and I don't want him to Know, you go in in your name, from now on I will be your maid. After you go in, you are responsible for finding someone, and I will keep my mouth shut as a follower."

Mi Cangqiong grimaced: Are you cheating?I'm a eunuch, you let me enter in my own name?What the hell can I do in there?And you said that you are a maid, is there a maid who dresses so luxuriously like you?Where can I find a handmaid who has a piece of beautiful jade on her body worth tens of thousands of taels of silver?

Mi Cangqiong had no choice but to escort dozens of masters, and left the imperial army outside to surround him. The female emperor followed behind, and the 32nd father-in-law also had the cheek to follow, and a group of people walked towards Huadu with strange expressions.

A big teapot came up tremblingly. He was obviously frightened by the army outside, but his professional ethics as a big teapot made him have to come up to welcome the guests, and stammered: "Every...everyone ...Gentlemen... are you here to find a girl to play with? Do you want...do you want me to show you the way?"

Mi Cangqiong coughed dryly and said, "That's right, I'm here to find some girls to play with." (To be continued...)