I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 52 It's All Dross
"Then why can you convince Niu Jie? He is not an easy person to deal with."

Sun Wei still looked unbelieving.

What is the use of examining elephants?

Maybe Jiang Xiao had already cleaned it in the basement and brought it up?
"Oh, I just taught him some tricks?"

Tips?
What "little" trick is as good as being a good buddy at a top old pervert?

Jiang Xiao looked at the people in front of him
Each and every one of them has a distinct personality.

This strange talk is difficult to say, but it is also simple to say.

As long as you can resist a few waves of strange attacks without dying, and then do what you like to increase your favorability, everything that follows will be very simple.

Ok.

so easy~
In fact, it is not surprising that the rules are too weak.

It's really that Jiang Xiao is too weird.

After all, he can withstand so many weird things and not die, he is really a scorpion. He is the only one!

can only say.
Guitan tried his best, but he couldn't win this battle.

There are seven weird ones, four wars and five scumbags.

Loli didn't hit her, but Kuku called her father.

Grandpa is even better, and Jiang Xiao killed it with one hand.

The remaining three were all defeated in tough battles.

One fell in love with him, and the other was tortured and killed.

The last pervert, to be his big brother?
Look at Jiang Xiao again, his eyes are so fucking blind from crying!
I was seconded three or four times, still laughing haha.

Because it is the protagonist, the blood lock is infinite.

Not to mention that it can regenerate, the white willow is even better.

The ancestor of the Dragon Kingdom, Jiang Shen is invincible!
Say the copy doesn't work?Are you up to it? !

"Honey, let me ask you something, what is in the small room upstairs?"

Sun Wei's expression changed.

"You are not allowed to inquire! You are not allowed to go up either!"

cut~
If you can't say it, then I won't, but I insist on it!

"Husband, go to Li Er's house at the east end of the village to buy a fish. Last night, Xitang and Bai Yi were clamoring for pickled fish."

"it is good."

The traffic in Longguo’s live broadcast room has reached a peak.

Attracting 80.00% of the world’s people to come and observe and learn.

They didn't even think of it themselves.

One day I actually need to study like a psychopath?

But so what?
Can they reproduce Jiang Xiao's operation?
It has no effect at all, and there are very few places that this strange talk can learn from.

Unless you can resist your wife's tulle and find a way to make her fall in love with you.

Let's not talk about whether you can resist the beating.

The main reason is that 90% of the chosen ones saw that the daughter-in-law's calves in the ghost story were shaking.

What about love or not?
Half of the remaining 20.00% of the traffic flooded into Sakura's live broadcast room.

Umekawa Neku, who was lying in the field, took it easy for a long time and finally regained consciousness.

Then he started crying with runny nose and tears.

It wasn't until the tears were completely dried that he limped home with his hands on his buttocks.

Although it’s scary at home too.

But who knows what will happen if you spend the night in the wild of the rules and monsters?
Some of the Chosen Ones who were too big before also tried to escape the boundaries of the rules.

But without exception, all challenges failed.

At this time, Kameda Zhenwei and Komura Jiro couldn't leave.

Wang Ju led a group of people to block him.

The former had a sneer on his face.

"You? What do you mean? I am a good man!"

"It doesn't matter to me whether you are old or not, don't pretend to be a big asshole here, and complete what you promised me!"

"Wang Ju, please let Kameda-kun and I go back. How can we make a statement if we don't go back? The process is very cumbersome."

"hiss"

Wang Ju thought to himself that this was also the case.

"Okay, then Komura Jiro will go back, Kameda stays, and let your members of the council apologize quickly, otherwise I don't mind tearing up the ticket!"

Kameda Sadui's relaxed expression turned petrified again.

You want to keep me as a proton? !
idiot!

Sure enough, he is a sinister and cunning Dragon Countryman!
This manual operation made Prime Minister Sakura, who originally wanted to play tricks and refuse to admit it, feel ashamed.

"Uh, Bureau Wang, you can't imprison our prime minister in this way, aside from the facts"

"Let's put aside the facts. Shall I play cotton with you? Even if you say nothing, you can stay too!"

A group of domineering kings!
In the end, Prime Minister Sakura collapsed on the ground like a dead dog.

Komura Jiro also boarded the plane they came from with his tail between his legs
Wang Ju looked at the embarrassed figures of the two with a disdainful expression.

People from small places like to listen to music in minor keys.

The same goes for being a human being, there is no atmosphere at all.

Don't make any agreements with this kind of people who have no conscience and morality.

Their national culture is rogue!
The whole world knows this!
Jiro Komura breathed a sigh of relief after getting on the plane.

Forget it, admit it.

Apologize, just apologize, the prime minister can't do it.

It's so embarrassing that Sakura's face is like a shoe mat.

Long Guo really has the confidence to tear up votes!

After all, Sakura and the others do not have military sovereignty themselves, so could it be that they are counting on the Lighthouse Army stationed in Sakura to help them vent their anger?
Komura Jiro knew that it was completely impossible.

The Lighthouse Country treats their Sakura like a dog, and occasionally rewarding them with a bone is enough.

Do you really want him to spend all his money to help Sakura out?

Impossible!
But it's not a bad thing.

This is a world of strange rules.

It's no big deal to apologize, anyway, Mei Chuan Neiku, the S-level talent, was indeed saved by Jiang Xiao.

From now on, Sakura will have two generals, Nako Yukibai and Umekawa Uchiku!

It is not a dream to reach the top of the world's superpowers in time!

At this time, the senior management of Sakura Country is editing information for Meichuan Neiku.

That's right, they are going to use the second chance to remind.

[Ding, received a reminder from the outside world]

【Neku-san!Now you have to have a good relationship with your family!Be sure to increase your favorability!There are two shortcuts and one key point. The first shortcut is to tell your son the secret of Contra: up, down, left, left, right, left, right, BABA!Second shortcut!Take your son to cook a delicious meal for your wife Zhou Qin!The last important point is to have a good relationship with the old lady. It can be seen that your mother loves you very much!As long as you survive, you will be our supreme hero in Sakura Kingdom!He is the contemporary Oda Kunaga! ! 】

Let's draw cats and tigers like cats and tigers, now Sakura Country can't control so much!

There is an old saying in Longguo, which is called "He who learns from me lives!"

"Woooooo~"

Meichuan Neiku was completely moved by this message, his motherland still loves him!

Especially the title of national hero!
Let this middle-aged greasy man ignite his fighting spirit again!
It turns out that I am not alone, and behind me there is a country that loves me deeply!
Yoshi, that's right!
You must have a good relationship with your family!

One of the points mentioned in the message is the most important.

Because when Umekawa Naiko was abducted by the man with the hairy chest, the old lady really had the intention of rescuing him.

It shows that the old woman still cares about him a little bit.

Moreover, it is easy to increase the friendship with the old lady. Isn’t it just feeding + medicine?
Meichuan Neiku still felt disgusted before.

But after experiencing the development of the chest hair man.
die laughing~
There is no pressure at all, not to mention kissing and feeding with mouth to mouth, he can do more now!
But Sakura has forgotten an old saying in Longguo.

The true meaning of those who learn from me live and those who resemble me die~
Standing outside the vermilion gate, Umegawa Neiko took a deep breath.

"Mom! Wife and son! I'm back!"

　PS: SpongeBob and Patrick Star’s strange story was conceived after contacting fellow patients, and it is expected that [four copies will return].

　　Also, I just found out that I was ranked second on the new book list. It is really exciting for a newcomer to come here. First of all, I would like to thank everyone for your support. I can give you both!
　　I have read almost all of your feedback.

　　Many people want to reduce barrage and realistic plots, which I will start to implement in the third instance.

　　By the way, Xiaotou, everyone knows the protagonist of the third dungeon, and his nationality is much higher than Pai Daxing and Crayon Shin-chan.

　　
　
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