I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 53 The Secret of the Small Room~
Just when Umekawa Uchiku returned home.

Jiang Xiao has already bought the fish.

"Xitang, come here, the three of you go to the kitchen and help mom pack up the ingredients."

"Okay, pickled fish with pickled vegetables! I knew daddy was the best~"

"I want Dad to help me pick out the fishbone!"

"Then Xitang needs Dad to pick it out for me!"

Seeing how childish the two little kids were, Bai Maoshi raised her head and snorted coldly.

"Huh, childish, but if you want it, then I want it too."

"Okay, okay, but you have to help mom first?"

The three little lolita jumped up and down to the kitchen.

Then came the sounds of their laughter and Sun Wei's scolding them for causing trouble.

it is good!
So now, let's go and see what secrets are hidden in the small room!

Jiang Xiao was already mentally prepared.

Dead people, mutilated limbs, bloody entrails, and what may be the body of "Dad" from before.

The old man's room upstairs was tidied up.

Sun Wei didn't know when she had already cleaned the inside.

In addition, a layer of dust had already fallen on the doorknobs of the other three adjacent small rooms.

Ash?
Jiang Xiao wiped the doorknob, and the dust was very thick.

The things inside are probably not the parts of the previous fathers.

Otherwise, if you often switch and send things in, the ash will not fall so thick.

Jiang Xiao took a deep breath, a little nervous.

But never fear.

He was just worried that he would be caught "peeping" into their secrets.
Xiaoxin hasn't appeared since he was scared by Niu Jiji.

So~
There was a 'click'.

Jiang Xiao directly turned the doorknob, without even locking it.

When I opened the door, I didn't even have time to look at the decoration inside the room.

It smelled like a book that hadn't been opened for a long time, but it was actually a little musty.

Nothing scary or scary?

The room is not big, and the things placed are simple and everyday.

Only a tattered little skirt hanging by the bed attracted more attention.

This is?

Jiang Xiao couldn't help but stepped forward to pick it up.

Immediately, I felt a force pulling my consciousness.

As long as he wanted to, he could break free of it at will.

But Jiang Xiao did not choose to resist, but allowed his consciousness to be pulled away.

His subconscious told him that there was no danger.

这 是
Jiang Xiao's consciousness gradually became clear.

I found that my consciousness came to a kindergarten.

It should be after school, and many parents came to pick up their children and go home.

That girl is Shi Shi, right?

Jiang Xiao saw the white-haired little girl sitting in the classroom at a glance.

At this time, she didn't have a ponytail yet, and her hair was cut neatly and shoulder-length.

The little girl stood on tiptoe and looked out of the window, waiting eagerly for her family to pick her up.

Shi Shi: (.)
Tsk, as expected of my daughter, Shi Shi looked more like a little princess when she was young.

True: Xiao Shi Shi.

"Hello? Hello, is this Shi Shi's father? School is over already."

Before the female preschool teacher finished speaking, she was interrupted by a violent voice.

"As a teacher, just give it a try! Isn't that what a nursery does? I'm very busy!"

'Snapped! '

The other side hung up the phone.

The teacher sighed helplessly and came to Shi Shi's side.

"Shi Shi, your father died again today"

"It's okay, it's okay. Dad is very busy. Shi Shi knows he can't come."

Although she said it didn't matter, Xiao Shishi still reluctantly looked away from the window.

"Okay, the teacher will take you home today~"

"Well, thank you, Teacher Li~"

On the way back, the teacher asked about the girl's family situation.

No grandparents, parents divorced, mother ran away, she can only be raised by father.

"By the way, Shi Shi, does your father usually bully you?"

Teacher Xiao Li frowned, feeling that Shi Shi's father had a bad temper.

"No, Shi Shi's father is the best father. Not only did he not abandon me, he also bought me a fairy tale book!"

Xiao Shishi took out a fairy tale book from her small school bag with a proud face.

Xiao Shishi: ヾ()*Look!
It's just that the yellowed cover that has been turned over proves that this book has been bought for a long time
The teacher didn't think much about it. A child as good as Shi Shi shouldn't lie.

She only thought that the books were shabby because Shi Shi's family conditions were not good.

Well, I have to discuss with the principal when I get back to exempt this little girl from some of her tuition fees.

Teacher Xiao Li is thinking so.

"Teacher, I'm home. Please go back. Thank you, teacher."

Downstairs in an old-fashioned residential building, little Shi Shi waved her hand and said goodbye to her teacher.

"Don't you need the teacher to send Shi Shi up?"

Shi Shi: (ゝω) "No need, Shi Shi can do it alone!"

Jiang Xiao's consciousness followed Shi Shi all the way from the kindergarten to her home.

Hehehe, Xiao Shishi looks really cute~
Little Shi Shi slowly started to walk up the stairs before the teacher's figure disappeared completely.

Finally, he took out the key hidden under the carpet outside the door and opened the door.

At this time, Xiao Shishi's demeanor and movements became visibly cautious.

Jiang Xiao also frowned.

this home.
too messy.

There were takeout boxes and wine bottles scattered everywhere.

Even if the consciousness has no sense of smell, Jiang Xiao seems to be able to feel the pungent smell of wine.

A middle-aged man with stubble all over his face was lying carelessly on the sofa, snoring like thunder.

Xiao Shishi found a relatively clean seat and sat down, holding the fairy tale book in hand and started reading.

Shi Shi: ()
"It's freezing cold, snowing, and almost dark. It's the last day of the year—Christmas Eve."

"She didn't dare to go home, because she didn't sell a single match, and didn't earn any money. Dad would definitely beat her."

"Finally she pulled out one, wow! The match lit up."

While Xiao Shishi was concentrating on reading the story against pinyin.

A rough voice interrupted her.

"Little beast! What do you mean by the story you read! Are you saying that I abused you?!"

I don’t know when the middle-aged man on the sofa started doing it.

He picked up the ashtray on the coffee table and threw it at Shi Shi.

"Ah! I didn't."

Shi Shi clutched his arm that was hit in pain, and said weakly.

"Shi Shi knows that dad is the best dad in the world."

Unmoved, the man picked up the things on the table and threw them at Shi Shi frantically.

"Bitch! Your mother is a bitch! You are also a born bitch!"

"Eating Lao Tzu's and drinking Lao Tzu's, you are a loser!"

Shi Shi who was insulted could only curl up in the corner, holding her head weakly with her small hands.
She knew not to be slapped in the face. The last time she was slapped in the face, someone from the community came to talk to her father.

It's my fault. I shouldn't have made my father unhappy by reading this story. It was also right for my father to hit me.

"You like to read, don't you? Then go out and read!"

The 1.8 meter tall man directly locked Xiao Shi Shi into the balcony.

"You just read here! Come in when you finish reading a book!"

After speaking, the man drank a bottle of beer and lay down on the sofa again
Shi Shi tightly held the storybook in her hand, it was the only gift her father gave her.

"Dad, I'm sorry, it's Shi Shi's fault. I won't read this story next time."

The man on the sofa had already fallen asleep, and with the sound insulation of the balcony, how could he hear Shi Shi's words?
He didn't even hear the rain outside.
it's raining~
Shi Shi likes rain, she opened her little hands to catch the raindrops falling from the sky.

But it didn't take long for the rain to become heavier.

Xiao Shishi subconsciously held the fairy tale book above her head to protect herself from the rain.

But the next second she took the book down, wiped the rain on it with a distressed face, and finally held it in her arms.

This is the proof that Dad loves himself, and the only proof.

The rain was getting heavier and heavier, and Xiao Shi Shi, who was already malnourished, had already started to tremble under the heavy rain and strong wind.

"Dad. Daddy, the rain is too heavy."

Shi Shi's face was pale, and she knocked on the glass door of the balcony with trembling little hands.

"Father... Shi Shi knew it was wrong"

"Dad, Shi Shi is so cold now, can you let me in?"

"Wait until the rain subsides before you drive me out, okay?"

There was no movement inside.

Shi Shi thought it was her father who was still angry with her.

She shrank herself in the corner of the balcony and stuffed the fairy tale book into her clothes.

You can use less rain here.
At this time, her face was sickly white, so white that there was no trace of blood.

And Shi Shi couldn't feel the cold anymore.

I just feel that my body is light and my head is heavy, and I feel very sleepy.
"Dad, Shi Shi is so sleepy. I'm sorry. Wait...when dad is no longer angry with Shi Shi...can you please take me and carry Shi Shi in?"

Death
The picture stopped.

Shi Shi felt that it was her fault until she died
God, why don't you open your eyes and see what you are doing?

Consciousness returned to the small room.

Jiang Xiao's eyes were red, and his body couldn't stop shaking.
He was both heartbroken and distressed.

At the same time, it was the first time that he had such a murderous intention towards a man.

If he met Shi Shi's biological father, he wouldn't mind cutting him to pieces!

"Xiaoxin, I beg you, you have recognized your intentions, I want to be a father and accompany them well."

"dad?"

A figure sounded behind Jiang Xiao.

It's Shi Shi.

She looked at Jiang Xiao who was in the room in surprise, then lowered her head in embarrassment.

"Dad, are you... are you okay?"

Shi Shi knows that this bad memory can permanently leave a person's soul in that bad time in the past.

However, dad’s condition doesn’t seem to have changed?
Well, that's right, after all, this dad has a dynamic super human body!
Jiang Xiao sat beside Shi Shi and stroked her hair.

"After dinner, daddy will take you shopping, okay?"

"Oh! Zundu fake duo!"

Shi Shi excitedly kissed Jiang Xiao on the face!
"Shi Shi loves daddy the most!"

It is not convenient for Jiang Xiao to enter the other two doors for the time being.

If the three little girls are one for each of them.

Where is Sun Wei?
What is Sun Wei's past?
Know to go out and play.

The three little girls started cheering while eating.

Waiting here even after an early meal.

Bai Yi and Mu Xitang held Jiang Xiao's leg alone, for fear that their father would not take them with them later.

When there are many people, Shi Shi turns into a cool look again.

He raised his head and complained that Bai Yi and Xitang were too childish.

"Alright, let's go now!"

The driving tool was an old lady, ah, no, it was a wooden cart that Grandma Li used to sell snacks.

Sitting on it were Bai Yi and Mu Xitang.

Shi Shi, who had no place, was riding on Jiang Xiao's head.

"Hey! You four, don't be so crazy that you forget the time. You must be back before dinner!"

"I know my wife, you're very naughty~"

The three primary school students follow suit.

()) "Got it, mom, you're so sloppy~" x3
"Jiang Xiao! If you mislead them, you will sit at the same table with Dahuang for dinner!"

"And the three of you! Is it itchy? Don't think I can't beat you because your father is protecting you!"

Amid Sun Wei's fierce curses, Jiang Xiao had already pushed the wooden cart and set off.

Damn, this means of transportation is also terrible.

There is no such thing as a foot-operated human tricycle~
"Father, I also want to ride on your head, Shi Shi, can we switch?"

Mu Xitang was somewhat envious of Shi Shi's 'position'.

The latter snorted coldly and raised his head arrogantly, obviously not wanting to change with Xitang.

"Actually, Bai Yi also wants to ride on dad's head."

Jiang Xiao:.
Even if Dad is crazy, you can't just say that you want to ride on me, can you?
"Papa, Papa, I still want to hear the story of the Three Dozens of Bone Demons."

"I want me too!"

"Okay, then I have to ask you a question. If I can answer it, I'll tell you."

"Good!" x3
"If the White Bone Demon feels pain in his skull, should he go to the skull or the orthopedic department?"

"Of course I'm watching! Of course I'm watching"

The smiles on the faces of the three little lolitas gradually disappeared.

Obviously, Jiang Xiao's question was beyond the IQ of five-year-old children like them to answer.

Another question that can touch the souls of everyone in the live broadcast room.

【Here it comes again, the sense of oppression that belongs to this man.】

[Now please normal people leave the live broadcast room, our mental patients are going to start debating the questions raised by Jiang Shen. 】

【Okay, what do you patients think? 】

[Brain Department +10010, headache cure brain, nothing wrong! 】

[Orthopedics +10086, do you think the Bone Demon has a brain? 】

【No brain?How could she lie to Tang Seng again and again without any brains? 】

[You are also a dude!There is nothing inside the White Bone Demon's head. How about you treat her brain like that? 】

Just as the two sides were arguing endlessly, a buddy jumped out.

[Uh, how many times have I said this?Don’t look at the surface and ignore the essence of the problem! 】

【Brother, what do you mean by this? 】

【How could the White Bone Essence have a headache?She is a fairy!Goblin goblin, definitely see a psychiatrist! 】

[Bone Essence: Are you polite? 】

hiss.
[Fuck, that makes sense!Psychiatry +10011. 】

[Brother, you can leave the hospital and get out of our live broadcast room. Thank you! 】

Normal people in the studio didn't dare to interrupt at all.

I'm afraid of being "mentally polluted" by the crouching dragon and phoenix chicks in the live broadcast room.

The happy mood of the three little lolita disappeared instantly.

They all had their little pink eyebrows knitted together, thinking whether Bai Gujing should go to a brain department or an orthopedic department.
Umekawa Neku sat on a chair, and the three members of the family looked at him with disgusted expressions.

Especially Zhou Qin.

She glanced at his crotch in disgust, and then looked at his broken arm.

What is the use of the current Meichuan Neiku?

Not only has he lost the qualifications to be a man, but he has also lost his sound body.

What else can he do now?

The son Da Zhuang no longer wants to talk to his father.

In other words, the old lady still has some motherly love for Umekawa Neku.

But when she thought of this guy being messed with by Niu Gyu for a day and two nights, she still felt a little uncomfortable.

"There is no food left for you at home, you go wash it first, it looks disgusting."

More than disgusting?It's just disgusting!

His whole body was stained with inexplicable substances and exuded a disgusting smell.

Umekawa Neku got up awkwardly and entered the bathroom.

The scene in front of him was a little different from what he had imagined.

I finally escaped from the sea of ​​suffering. I thought the reunion with my family would bring tears to my eyes.
Sure enough, weird is weird.

Never become your own real family!
After he came out of the wash, Big Fatty had already started playing the Xiaobawang game console.

well!

Plan A begins!
Let’s start by improving our friendship with our precious son!

"Hehe, Zhuang, what game are you playing?"

"Shadow Legend and Ninja Gaiden~"

"By the way, I have a secret book for Contra, do you want to learn it?"

"Contra? No, I don't like playing Contra."

Umekawa Neku:.
"Damn, too many skills don't overwhelm you, dad will teach you a trick for free!"

"Don't learn, I've already cleared the level, have you discovered Contra's hidden level?"

Meichuan Neiku:? ? ?
Nani?

How do I know what the hidden levels are?

"I, I have a secret that can help you"

"What you want to say is the up, down, left, and right BABA, right?"

Ah this
Affirming Meichuan Neiku's petrified expression, Big Fatty knew he was right.

"Tch, except for those stupid girls in our village, who else doesn't know about this kind of pediatric stuff?"

Plan A failed.

Not only did the plan fail, Mei Chuan Neiku had to find a way to make Big Fat lose the game controller within half an hour.

But an accident happened.

Umegawa Neiko's previous pleadings were no longer effective.

No matter what he said, Big Fatty was determined to continue playing.

He kowtowed and Fatty remained unmoved.

And Meichuan Neiku's move caused him to suffer a great deal of ridicule.

In order for the children to finish the game within half an hour, the other chosen ones would do whatever they wanted.

Only there is no kowtow like him!
The self-respect and majesty of being a man and a father are gone.

Although he is not a man anymore.

[Sinai!Is it useful to kowtow all the time?Won't you coax me in other ways? 】

[Stupid as hell!It's just a pig's brain! 】

[I really can't figure out why the S-level talent is allowed to be obtained by such a waste as Mr. Neiku? 】

When Umekawa Uchiku's Plan A failed, he was already panicking.

How can I think of so many?

Seeing the passage of time every minute and every second, Mei Chuan Neiku's face became paler and paler from fright.
It’s over.

If he died once a day, his five-limb substitute death technique would not be enough to last until the end!
Seeing Meichuan Neiku's anxious lips were trembling.

Big Fat grinned at him.

"Father, do you want to contribute your own brain~"

Thinking of the delicious food he tasted last time, Big Fatty couldn't help but swallow.

It's a dad, but it's really delicious
Now Umekawa Neku has completely lost the dignity of a father.

His face was like a shoe mat to his family.

It started from the moment he said "If you hit my wife, you can't hit me anymore".

It is destined that the difficulty will become SSS+ this time!

The rest of the Chosen Ones are worried that things don't exist at all in Jiang Xiao's eyes.

He came from the village to the road with his three little treasures.

This place has been out of the scope of the village, it can be said that it is a town.

Jiang Xiao frowned, feeling a slight discomfort on his skin.
After leaving the village, the level of strange talk has increased?
But no problem.

Because Jiang Xiao feels that the suppression here has not reached the level of a mental hospital.

A small stall selling cold noodles on the side of the road stopped the three little girls.

clamoring to eat~
(End of this chapter)