I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 6 Spring River Plumbing Duck Prophet?
Wang Hai lowered his head, his expression became extremely lost.

"Doctor Wobbju, it was fine at the beginning, but later, the relationship between the three of us appeared cracks"

coming!

Wobuju was greatly refreshed and felt that the key to clearing the level lay with Wang Hai!

"Excuse me, is there a crack in the relationship because of them? Or because of you?"

Wang Hai seemed to be thinking of some bad memories, and his body was trembling slightly. He did not respond directly to Wo Buju's question, but instead said a lot of nonsense.

"Yes, that's right, she actually suspected us, no, no, our relationship is normal at all! It's her, she's crazy, she's crazy! But...but I still love her."

Doubt us?
Is she crazy?
Do I still love her?
In other words, one of the three people is mentally ill and the other two are good people?

Do not!
wrong!

[Rule Nine: Remember!There is no good person in this mental hospital, so don’t believe anyone’s words at will]

All three of them should be mentally ill, and they should not be preconceived.

Wobuju felt as if he was only a thin film away from the final truth.

"Wang Hai, did you have any improper relationship with that 'her' and was caught or discovered by 'her'?"

This sentence touched Wang Hai's pain point at all, and his voice became crazy.

"Improper relationship. No! No! We are normal! The three of us should love each other! We can't have an improper relationship! She is crazy! Not me! Ah! My head hurts!!"

Wang Hai held his head in pain, and a dozen sharp tentacles protruded from his back and instantly tore Wobuju into pieces!
[You are dead, the deduction is over! 】

Wobuju opened his eyes with a pale face.

Time went back to when he was about to ask the question. Of course, at this time, he no longer needed to ask the question again.

"Wang Hai, I suggest that you should take the medicine. This is also what 'she' means."

"What does she mean? That's fine."

Wang Hai seemed a little afraid of 'her' majesty, so he took the medicine obediently.

Wo Buju exited Wang Hai's room.

"Depending on the situation, this patient is very likely to be a playboy, and he is very likely to be sorry for the mentally ill woman. But to determine which one is the real wife, we still have to meet the last patient first."

The live broadcast room of the Beacon Country began to tout their chosen one again.

【Look, this is Dr. Wobuju of our Rice Empire! 】

【Good!Look at this rigorous reasoning and use of just the right skill, perfect! 】

[Yes, you are right, now we are only one step away from the truth! 】

[Yellow-skinned monkeys, is your country’s chosen psychopath not dead yet? 】

【snort!A mere S-level talent is just that in the eyes of our Longguo Jiang Xiao, brothers, it’s almost time to slow down, let’s go, go back and see Jiang Xiao~]

'DuangDuangDuang! '

Jiang Xiao knocked on the door a few times and entered the second ward directly.

Inside, Wang Hai was sitting by the window looking at the distant scenery.

"Oh, Brother Squidward, do you know where SpongeBob is?" Jiang Xiao asked in a muffled voice.

Wang Hai, who was sitting on the chair, was stunned for a moment, then pointed at himself in disbelief.

"Dr. Jiang Xiao, are you talking to me?"

"If there's no one else here, I guess so. Also, please call me Doctor Patrick."

Wang Hai touched his chest in confusion.

"Jiang, Dr. Patrick, is this the latest treatment plan? But unfortunately, it is in vain, because I am a normal person."

"Squidward, you have to know that no normal person lives in a mental hospital. Why are you here?"

Wang Hai's expression was a little gloomy: "I, I don't remember why I appeared here."

"Okay, so do you remember what your favorite food is?"

Wang Hai's eyes lit up, he still remembered this.

“I like to eat chili fried pork and Maoxuewang!”

Jiang Xiao slapped his head and said in a disappointed voice.

"Oh God, you don't understand what I'm talking about. I'm not even curious about what your favorite food is."

Wang Hai:? ? ? ?

You are not curious at all, and you are asking a chicken feather!
"Hmph! No matter you are Dr. Jiang Xiao or Dr. Patrick Star, I won't take even one bite of today's medicine!"

"Medicine? What medicine? You mean the magical Skittles? I did want to share them with you, Squidward."

Wang Hai sneered, what a magical rainbow candy.

"Doctor Pai Daxing, please put away your trick of coaxing children, it doesn't work for me, I advise you to advise you"

Wang Hai's voice faltered, and then his eyes widened in disbelief.

I saw this doctor Pai Daxing raised his head and finished off a bottle of medicine!

Wang Hai:? ? ?
"Oh, please don't look at me like that, Brother Octopus. You don't want to eat it yourself. Now you have no regrets."

Wang Hai shook his head, trying to clarify the new doctor's thoughts.

This...this is not right either!

"Wait, you just finished eating?"

"Hmm~ What else?"

God steps on the horse, hmm? !
[My mother, look at Wei Wei’s expression of doubt about life. 】

[A 'hmm' directly silenced this weirdness! 】

[One thing to say, watching Jiang Xiao's performance without thinking is quite relaxing. 】

[Jiang Xiao violated the rules~ Rule [-]: You must let your patients take medicine on time, six pills a day. 】

[What you said upstairs is completely unnecessary. Since when did Jiang Shen care about rules? 】

[God Jiang? 】

[Jiang Xiao has a mental illness, referred to as Jiang Shen for short, this is very reasonable, right? 】

[True: Ginger God! 】

"Why do you keep looking at me?"

Wang Hai swallowed. He was stared at by Dr. Patrick Star.

Wasn't this guy quite talkative just now? Why did he suddenly become so quiet after taking the medicine?

The reason why Jiang Xiao didn't speak was because he was calmer now, especially when he saw Wang Hai looking out of the window.
Yes, Jiang Xiao's hobbies outside are the same as Wang Hai's, they also watch from a distance in front of the hospital bed.

At this point his humanity took over.

"Oh, actually I was thinking about something very philosophical and profound."

"What's the matter? Tell me?" Wang Hai asked tentatively. He likes philosophy very much!
But Jiang Xiao shook his head solemnly.

"I don't think this is okay. You are mentally ill, and you must not be able to answer the questions of a normal person like me."

"Doctor Pai Daxing! I repeat, I am a normal person, not mentally ill!"

"Hehe, how could any normal person call me a psychiatrist Pai Daxing?"

Wang Hai:? ? ? ?

I'm on a horse. Didn't you tell me to call you Doctor Pai Daxing? !

Wang Hai felt uncomfortable, and the barrage became happy.

[Emphasis added: Jiang Xiao said that he is a “psychiatrist”. 】

[Is this a pun?Is he a doctor who treats mental illness or a doctor who suffers from mental illness? 】

[Wait a minute, if I tell you that, my tonsils will start talking.]

【enough!Please stop discussing what Jiang Shen said, I'm afraid I'll go crazy! 】

Impatiently waving his hands at Jiang Xiao, Wang Hai said confidently.

"Don't worry about whether I'm mentally ill or not. If you have any questions, just ask! I've read a lot of books since I was a child. I know everything about astronomy and geography. I'm known as one of the four talented people in Kyoto. There's nothing I don't know!"

"Well, actually, I was thinking, why does the world have a special Paralympic Games for people with physical disabilities, but didn't design a special math competition for people with mental disabilities like me? Is this discrimination against mental retardation? crowd?"

Wang Hai:? ? ?
What?

Anyone with a sane mind wouldn't be able to ask this kind of question, right? !
But on the other side of the barrage
[Uh, it's over, I really think what Jiang Xiao said makes a little sense, what should I do? 】

[God fucking discriminates against the mentally retarded, it can't be done, I can't help laughing. 】

Wang Hai coughed twice: "Doctor Pai Daxing, if it doesn't work, why don't you ask me another question?"

"Well, Su Shi of the Northern Song Dynasty wrote in "Evening Scene on the Spring River": The ducks are prophets of the warmth of the spring river. I want to ask, how did Su Shi know that the ducks knew it first?"

Wang Hai: .
"How the hell did I know that Su Shi knew? I'm not Su Shi!"

[Hey, haha, how did Su Shi know that the duck knew it first?As the saying goes: You are not a duck, how can you know the warmth of a duck? 】

[Is it possible that Su Shi is a duck? 】

【? ? ? ? 】

[Second floor?You should be Jiang Xiao's patient, right? 】

【No, I feel like I'm going to grow my brain again】

Wang Hai patted his head vigorously, and asked unbelievingly.

"No, no, no one can answer the questions you asked. Are there any common sense questions?"

Jiang Xiao nodded: "Of course, I ask you, there are subtitles when watching movies, reading comics, and listening to music. Why are there no subtitles when reading novels?"

Wang Hai scratched his head in confusion, hey, it's strange, it's true when you think about it, why are there no subtitles in the novel?

(End of this chapter)