I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 7 The dark cuisine of the cafeteria aunt

Not only Wang Hai, but also many people in the live broadcast room were scratching their heads.

[Yeah, I also think subtitles for novels may be a blue ocean project, you can vote for it! 】

【Stop, you are not Wang Duoyu. 】

[The buddy on the first floor who said this, do you have no brains? 】

【It might not be that he has no brains, but that his brain is full of miso. 】

[Actually, it’s not impossible to add subtitles to novels. No, novels must be subtitled by Nima? ! 】

Ouch I'm going!

(▼ dish▼#)
After reacting, Wang Hai slapped his head suddenly.

"Are you kidding me? Novels need subtitles? Isn't it all words?"

Jiang Xiao nodded, with a reasonable expression.

"Yeah, it's all words. You have been thinking about such a simple question for so long. Your brain capacity is not even as good as that of the boss. You still say you are not mentally ill?"

"Can't you ask normal questions? I know astronomy first and geography second"

"You can play chicken, you look like you are paralyzed in your lower limbs."

Wang Hai:? ? ? ?

I'll fuck @#￥%*&@#%￥!
【Wang Hai is about to go berserk.】

[I can't bear it if I change it. 】

[Hey, Wang Hai looks like a good person, but Jiang Xiao is driving him crazy again. 】

Reed! ! !
Countless tentacles from Wang Hai's back penetrated Jiang Xiao's body, and one of them directly pierced Jiang Xiao's heart!
Wang Hai didn't stop, but the tentacles of the controller kept stirring in Jiang Xiao's body until Jiang Xiao died completely.

Wang Hai who killed Jiang Xiao slowly returned to normal.Sitting back on the bed, panting heavily.

"Hoohoo. Crazy... dare to trick me? This is the price for tricking me!"

"Brother Octopus, was someone playing tricks on you just now?" A figure came from beside him.

"Yes, a psychiatrist in a white coat, he's just..."

Ga?
Who is talking to me?

Wang Hai turned his head to look: (｀Д)!!
I rub?
His internal organs were mauled and he didn’t even die? !

Not only was he not dead, Jiang Xiao also dipped his fingers into the jellyfish sauce that flowed from the big hole in his chest and tasted it in his mouth.

"Hmm~ The freshest jellyfish sauce is so delicious, I think I'm missing a piece of seaweed bread right now, Brother Octopus, do you want some?"

Jiang Xiao sent 'jellyfish sauce' to Wang Hai's mouth while talking.

hey~
(Yi) Wang Hai avoided Jiang Xiao's fingers covered in jellyfish sauce in disgust.

Psycho, this guy is definitely a psycho!
Seeing that Brother Octopus doesn't like jellyfish sauce, Jiang Xiao casually pulled out a piece of coral grass from his stomach and handed it to him.

"Brother Octopus, look, it's so soft~"

Stimulated by Jiang Xiao, Wang Hai ran away again!
More tentacles appeared behind him, grabbing Jiang Xiao's arm and tearing it in two, and his internal organs dripped all over the floor like water.

Looking at Jiang Xiao who was divided into two halves, Wang Hai finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It’s better now, the world is clean~
etc.
Wang Hai's expression froze.

There seems to be something wrong with the situation in front of you
Why did Jiang Xiao who was torn apart by him slowly squirm again?
Under Wang Hai's expression as if he had eaten shit, two complete Jiang Xiaos reappeared!

Wang Hai shook his head, as if he couldn't believe the scene in front of him.

Not buddies. Which one of us is the weird one?
A Jiang Xiao picked up two breads on the ground, dipped them in ketchup on the ground, and put them together.

"Here, Brother Octopus, would you like to try the Crab Crab Burger made by Mr. Pai himself!"

Another Jiang Xiao lowered his head and played with his own fresh coral grass on the ground.
"Brother Squidward, I also have the freshest wild coral grass here. I think your mouth will definitely want to eat it."

Wang Hai: "Nani? Wang Defa? Nonono! I don't want to eat these things!"

Unfortunately, his refusal was invalid.

'Paji~'

Jiang Xiao stuffed a fresh coral grass head directly into Wang Hai's mouth.

I drop mom!
The smell of this coral grass is not only on the top, it goes straight to the depths of the brain stem!
Σ_("∠) "Wow!"

After all, Wang Hai couldn't resist the psychological discomfort, and was directly dried up by the soupy coral grass.

Pervert, this Doctor Pai Daxing must be a pervert!

Seeing that Jiang Xiao's food was getting more and more outrageous, Wang Hai finally couldn't hold back anymore.

I saw him shrinking towards the corner of the bed with a face full of horror, frantically waving his arms to refuse Jiang Xiao's feeding.

(;≧Д≦)y!!! "No, don't come to me, I warn you, if you come here again, your life will be in danger, me! I'm super fierce when I get mad!!"

threaten me?
Jiang Xiao tilted her head and began to squeeze the juice from the coral grass towards Wang Hai's mouth.
"No, no, no! Doctor Patrick Star, no, brother, you are my brother! You are my father!! I, you, I was wrong!"

After a period of silence, someone finally spoke.

【unbelievable.】

【So heavy】

[Hey, it’s so weird, why did Jiang Xiao end up like this, and take the initiative to admit his mistake? 】

[Wang Hai's performance is at least much better than that of Wang Xiaoai just now, Wang Xiaoai has completely collapsed. 】

[I feel that Wang Hai's mental state should be more stable than Wang Xiaoai's. 】

[Looking weird doesn’t mean it’s emotionless, at least I know how disgusting it is]

Suddenly, Wang Hai saw the hour hand pointing to eleven thirty.

"Dr. Pai Daxing, yes, yes! Doctor Pai Daxing, it's time for dinner, why don't you go eat?"

"Oh, eat, I love to eat!"

The two Jiang Xiaos put down their things and walked out of Wang Hai's ward together. After a few minutes, one of them slowly disappeared.

"Eat, eat, eat."

When Jiang Xiao passed Xiaba, he punched the security guard.

"Hi! Xiaba, do you know where to eat?"

security guard:? ? ?
There seems to be something wrong with this new doctor, why is he getting more and more nervous?

Before, he said that he was just like his old friend Xiaba, but this time he just called him Xiaba?
The security guard looked Jiang Xiao up and down carefully. Yes, that's right, the white coat was on him, he was a doctor.

"Eating? By coincidence, Dr. Jiang Xiao, I happen to be going to have a meal as well. Why don't we go together?"

"Oh, of course! What a great idea! I love eating with you, especially if SpongeBob is around!"

The security guard looked at Jiang Xiao with a strange expression, but didn't say much and just led him to the cafeteria.

[I'll go, this security guard is fine, don't take Jiang Xiao's word. 】

[Perhaps he has realized that Jiang Xiao's mental state is not right, but there is nothing he can do due to the 'rules'. 】

[I feel that this security guard is a dangerous person. 】

[Yes, many chosen ones have died at the hands of security guards. They were all instant kills with extremely cruel methods. They were eliminated as soon as the screen went dark. So far, no one knows how the security guards took action. 】

[Uh, the rules say that this security guard is not smart, and it is very likely that he is simply not answering. 】

[Rule [-]: The security guard in the mental hospital has a low IQ, but he is very fierce. If he asks anything, you'd better do it! 】

The security guard's requirements for the chosen one seem to be randomly triggered, some are very simple, and some are simply impossible to complete.

There are also many people who have not received the security requirements at all, such as Jiang Xiao and Dr. Wobuju.

Now it’s meal time and everyone has to go!

All the chosen ones put down their work and came to the cafeteria.

Aunt Dafan's face seemed to be covered with a layer of dead skin, and there was no movement in her face.

It wasn't until she saw Dr. Jiang Xiao arriving that the aunt's face showed a hint of sadness.

"Here, this one is for the security guard, this one is for the doctor, and these three, please take the doctor with him and give them to the three mental patients."

Her voice felt like two pieces of dry wood rubbing together, it was really ugly.

Wobb looked at the food in front of him, and his stomach couldn't help but churn.

If I read it correctly, what I ate seemed to be a piece of fatty pork cooked in white water, without even seasoning.

The security guard with Wobuju showed no change in expression. The food he was given was a large bowl of fried worms.

The food Jiang Xiao was given was a bowl of boiled offal, which seemed quite fresh and made people feel like they were squirming when placed in the bowl.

The security guard who was with Jiang Xiao got the skull of an unknown animal.

The scene in front of them deeply stimulated the audience watching the live broadcast.

Especially 11:30, which is the time for many families to eat,
[No, even after experiencing so many strange stories, I am still disgusted. 】

【Hold!I'm eating spicy rabbit head, this scene just fucked me! 】

[Jiang Xiao boiled the internal organs in this pot of water, but any normal person would not be able to eat them, and he probably didn't even wash them.]

[Is it a coincidence, isn't this?He better not be a normal person!hey-hey. 】

Seeing the food in front of Jiang Xiao, the security guard grinned.

"Doctor Jiang Xiao, please enjoy the delicious food. If you don't eat it, the canteen aunt is obliged to take some special measures for you~"

hum!

Without the slightest hesitation, Jiang Xiao directly inserted his head into the basin, and he was dazzled!

Security: I lost it!!!∑(Дノ)ノ

(End of this chapter)