Siheyuan: Shazhu's Life Simulator

Chapter 15 Xu Damao, who is addicted to vegetables!
"Uncle Xu, Auntie, don't worry I won't bully Da Mao!"

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Based on your usual performance, it’s hard for us to believe you!
Looking at the expressions of the Xu family, He Yuzhu continued: "I used to be ignorant and always bullied Damao and beat him."

"Don't worry, it won't happen in the future. As long as Da Mao doesn't mess with me, I won't beat him up."

Xu Damao stood up: "Silly Zhu, what are you talking about?"

"You obviously make the first move every time!"

"Da Mao, don't worry, if you don't mess with me in the future, I will never punch you!"

"Also, don't keep calling me Sha Zhu, if you call me Sha Zhu, can I beat you?"

Xu Damao: "Humph!"

"I'm not the only one yelling!"

He Yuzhu: "If someone calls me, I will naturally retaliate."

"Also, are you happy if I call you Shamao?"

"I'm not stupid!"

"That's right, you don't like to hear it, but I do?"

The Xu family members thought, why is this silly Zhu's brain working so well today?

"Okay, don't blot, I'll buy you a drink, hurry up and go!"

Xu Damao glanced at his father Xu Fugui.

Xu Fugui felt that since He Yuzhu showed his good intentions, he might as well go.

In this way, Da Mao won't be beaten up in the future, so he nodded slightly towards Xu Da Mao.

Xu Damao: "Let's go, of course you can invite me to drink."

Xu’s mother: “Da Mao, you are still underage, drink less!”

Xu Fugui: "Give them some chicken."

He Yuzhu sent a plate of dumplings and brought back a bowl of chicken.

The two of them left, and Xu Fugui tasted a dumpling.

"Is this silly Zhu really changed his gender?"

"This dumpling has too much ingredients."

Mother Xu: "Yes, there is so much meat!"

"It seems that we are really going to reconcile with our family Damao."

Xu Fugui: "It's normal for children to fight, but our Damao is weak and can't beat him."

"That's good too. We adults won't be able to stand out when the child fights, and no one will bully him in Da Mao in the future."

"Ding, gain 2 emotional points from Xu Fugui and his wife!"

After He Yuyu finished eating the dumplings, he saw his elder brother bringing a bowl of chicken.

"elder brother······"

He Yuzhu rubbed his sister's little head: "Eat!"

Then he went to the cupboard and took out a half bottle of Yanghe Daqu: "Come on, Da Mao."

Xu Damao: "Are you really buying me a drink?"

He Yuzhu: "Of course, what I said must count!"

"Come on, let's have a drink!"

After taking a sip of wine, Xu Damao ate a dumpling.

"stupid···"

He Yuzhu looked at him unkindly.

Xu Damao immediately changed his words: "He Yuzhu, the dumplings you make are better than my mother's!"

Saying that, Xu Damao distanced himself from He Yuzhu.

"I'm a cook, and this is my job!"

"Don't be afraid, I won't hit you. As long as you don't call me Silly Zhu in the future, don't worry, I won't shake my fist at you."

Xu Damao: "I didn't call Silly Zhu first, it was your father who called you first!"

After finishing speaking, Xu Damao ate a piece of pork liver.

"He Yuzhu, let me tell you, I can't beat you right now."

"When I grow up, I will definitely be able to beat you.,"

He Yuzhu, can't you get rid of your bragging habits?
"Yes, you are younger than me."

Xu Damao: "Come on, let's drink and let go of grudges with a smile."

"Let me tell you, I'm not afraid of you, it's you who invited me to drink..."

"Yes, cheers, smile away the grudges!"

"Ding, get Xu Damao's emotional value, 3 points!"

He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao, who was quite self-respecting, and felt funny in his heart.

While drinking, drinking, the two of them began to hook their shoulders together.

"Ding, get Xu Damao's emotional value of 7 points!"

He Yuyu looked at his eldest brother and Xu Damao in the backyard in confusion. When did the relationship between the two of them become so good?
Didn't you pinch each other when you met before?
His big eyes were full of doubts and incomprehension.

After drinking two ounces of wine, Xu Damao felt a little top-heavy.

People are really addicted to food!
"He Yuzhu, don't worry, you buy me a drink today, and when I have money, I will buy you a drink!"

just you?

You are still in school, where do you get the money to buy me a drink?

However, He Yuzhu didn't hit Xu Damao because he knew that Xu Damao and his father, Xu Fugui, would learn how to show movies in two years and become a projectionist.

From now on, drinking spicy food will be popular, and life will be pleasant.

The eight members are all envious of their good workmanship, but among them the cook, driver, and projectionist are particularly outstanding.

The cook, there is no shortage of mouths in the family, as the old saying goes well, the cook will not die of starvation for three years in drought and famine.

Drivers, especially long-distance drivers, travel back and forth between the two places for transportation. They come and go, bring some goods away, and then bring some special products back...
Not to mention the projectionist, who went to the countryside not only to be respected, but also to bring back a lot of wild game. The big rooster that the Xu family stewed today is an invisible welfare.

He Yuzhu wanted to say something, but Xu Damao was stunned.

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Speechless.

I just started drinking, and you poured it?

Are you drunk before I finish speaking?

"He Yuzhu, from now on, we are brothers!"

"Brothers!"

Seeing Xu Damao's lip-smacking, He Yuzhu smiled.

He originally wanted to reconcile with Xu Damao. Although he was drunk, his goal was achieved.

He Yuyu spit out the chicken bones from his mouth: "Brother, this Xu Damao is really a coward. He is drunk after drinking so much."

He Yuyu was used to seeing He Daqing drink at least half a catty of wine every night. Looking at Xu Damao's drinking capacity, even she, a little person, began to despise Xu Damao.

"Haha, let's eat yours."

"I'll send Xu Damao back!"

Before leaving, He Yuzhu filled the Xu family's bowl with a lot of pork liver.

Originally, Xu Damao was invited to drink by himself. Although he gave dumplings, he also returned chicken.

"Drink, fill it up and keep drinking!"

Xu Damao, who had drunk too much, kept yelling, which caused countless eyes to stare at them.

After the two of them went out, everyone else in the courtyard was shocked when they saw this scene.

Why did these two things go together, aren't they rivals?

Invite Xu Damao to drink, but not me?

Give Xu Damao some dumplings, but not me?
This Xu Damao even eats and takes?

This is the only thought of the neighbors in the courtyard at this moment.

"Ding, get 128 emotional points from the neighbors in the courtyard!"

Walked to the backyard and passed the door of the deaf old lady.

"boom!"

The door was slammed shut.

He Yuzhu knew that the deaf old lady was unhappy.

But what does it matter to me?
Although I have to be grateful to you after you let me have it, now I don't need your help.

Because I can prevent everything from happening in advance!

Moreover, you are not just being nice to me, you are doing it so that you can eat meat, and you also do it so that I can die for you.

"Hey, Da Mao, don't vomit!"

Walking to the door of Xu's house, Xu Damao was holding on to the wall and vomited all over the floor!
Oh, what a waste.

All the delicious food was spat out.

It's true, a dog's stomach can't hold two taels of sesame oil!

Mother Xu ran out with a worried look on her face.

"Da Mao, what's wrong?"

"Auntie, Damao just drank two ounces of wine, and that's it!"

Xu Fugui also came out. Hearing this, his expressionless face trembled imperceptibly.

This son is so disappointing.

Just two taels of wine to drink this virtue?

"Zhuzi, thank you for sending Damao back."

"Hi, Uncle Xu, you're welcome."

Xu Fugui: "Mom, help Damao back."

"Zhuzi, you should go back and rest early."

He Yuzhu: "Uncle Xu, this is the pork liver I made. You can keep it for drinking!"

Then he waved his hand: "See you later!"

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