Siheyuan: Shazhu's Life Simulator

Chapter 16 Jia Dongxu Is Disliked!
Xu Fugui drank some wine and ate pork liver.

He thought secretly, don't tell me, this silly Zhu's cooking skills are really good. This is the true inheritance from He Daqing.

Then look at the drunk son.

He sighed: They all say that I am a hero, but why doesn’t Damao follow me?
The next day.

Because it was a holiday, every household got up later than usual.

He Yuzhu and He Yushui also slept until they woke up naturally, then went to the toilet and washed up.

Because it is a holiday today, there is no queue for the dry toilet.

After the brothers and sisters came out, they found that the toilet was coming, and they ran away immediately.

Because if you don't leave quickly, the smell will make you sick.

While running, He Yuzhu glanced at the people living near the public toilet, with pity in his eyes.

It's cool on this day. When it's hot in summer, the smell of the toilet can float into the houses of nearby people with the wind.

Especially when removing feces, even closing the windows won't work.

When we returned to the courtyard, there was a burst of smoke from cooking, and every household started cooking!
He Yuzhu fried the leftover dumplings until they were golden and crispy, and then cooked some millet porridge!

It's too troublesome to eat porridge every morning and cook it now.

After eating, He Yuzhu cleaned the frying spoon and dried it.

Then take out the noodle bag and prepare to make camellia noodles (also called fried noodles!)
It originally required a lot of ingredients, but unfortunately I only had peanuts and sugar at home, but I could make do with it.

After frying a few kilograms of camellia noodles, He Yuzhu packed them in a small pickle jar, sealed them, and kept them to eat slowly, so that he didn't have to cook porridge every morning.

"Brother, hurry up, hurry up, make me a bowl."

He Yuzhu shook his head: "No."

Before He Yuzhu could explain, a prompt sounded: Ding, get He Yuzhu's emotional value of 3 points!
Obviously, He Yuyu was unhappy, very unhappy!
"It's not long since you finished your meal. Now that you've had camellia noodles, do you still have lunch?"

He Yushui's eyes widened: "Don't our family have two meals today?"

During this period, only three meals will be eaten when going to work, and two meals will be eaten when no hard work is done during rest.

But He Yuzhu didn't care about that, he didn't eat at noon, he was hungry.

"You are growing healthy. From now on, our family will eat three meals even on days off."

"Okay, brother, you are so good!"

"Ding, get He Yuyu's emotional value of 5 points."

The unhappiness just now was gone.

He Yuzhu took out the pig intestines from his pocket.

But this smell made people frown.

"Brother, what is this, it smells so bad!"

"Stinks like shit!"

He Yuyu pinched his nose and looked at him with disgust.

"Hehe, the smell is a bit smelly, but it tastes delicious!"

He Yushui looked at his brother in disbelief, his little expression seemed to say that you were lying.

I'm not stupid, and I look disgusted.

He Yuzhu came to the yard with the pig's large intestine, put it in an enamel basin and poured clean water.

Then went to the backyard.

"Da Mao, are you awake?"

Before anyone arrives, the sound arrives first!
"Didn't wake up."

He didn't wake up at first, but was woken up by He Yuzhu.

"Ding, get Xu Damao's emotional value, 2 points!"

He Yuzhu didn't care either: "Where are Uncle Xu and Auntie?"

Xu Damao turned over and said, "I'm going to my sister's house."

He Yuzhu: "Da Mao, I made some delicious food, do you want to eat it?"

Hearing the delicious food, Xu Damao's eyes lit up.

"Eat, why not eat."

He Yuzhu: "Then get up quickly and go to the middle courtyard to find me."

Xu Damao immediately beamed with joy and began to dress and wash up.

This He Yuzhu still remembers me when he has delicious food, he is a good brother, I will not call him silly Zhu in the future.

"Ding, get Xu Damao's emotional value of 3 points!"

Hehe, Xu Damao can also continue to contribute to himself, emotional value, for the sake of this matter, treat him better in the future.

He Yuzhu returned to the middle courtyard and put some salt in the basin soaking the pig intestines.

Just waiting for Xu Damao to throw himself into the trap and let him clean it up, He Yuzhu also disliked the smell.

Anyway, Xu Damao is a free eater, so he can't do too much work, right?
After thinking about it, he took out the pig's lungs and stewed them slowly in a pot over low heat. This process was to boil out the dirty things and blood foam.

Then add some white wine to remove the fishy smell.

With such a good appetizer, how could we not have wine?

Forget about the liquor, he was afraid that Xu Damao would vomit in his home.

At this time Xu Damao came over with a smile on his face: "He Yuzhu, what are you having for lunch?"

"Hey, it's in the basin!"

"What is this?"

Xu Damao looked disgusted.

"I really don't know."

"Fat intestines don't even know?"

Xu Damao really doesn’t know!

He Yuzhu explained: "This is a very famous dish."

“It doesn’t look good, but it’s definitely delicious!”

"I'm telling you about fat sausage, Jiangyou fat sausage, fried large intestine..."

He Yuzhu uttered several ways to eat in one breath, just listening to Xu Damao's tongue made him salivate.

"Then why don't you do it soon?"

He Yuzhu: "We have to clean it up first!"

"You clean out the large intestine first!"

Xu Damao·······

"It stinks too!"

"Don't be disgusted, you will know when you eat in a while."

"You asked me to clean up, why are you going?"

He Yuzhu pointed to the room: "The lungs are boiling in there. I'll make another dish of stir-fried pig lungs."

"By the way, you pack carefully, I'll go out and buy you wine!"

Xu Damao: "No need to buy it, I have liquor at home!"

Xu Damao felt ashamed to eat He Yuzhu's food for nothing.

He Yuzhu: "I'm going to buy two kilograms of beer."

"He Yuzhu, don't worry, wait until I get to work and make money, and I'll treat you to ten meals in a row!"

He Yuzhu: "No nonsense, go clean up the big factory, I'll buy wine!"

He Yuzhu went home with a thermos pot, walked out of the yard with his hands behind his back, and went straight to the supply and marketing cooperative.

The gay men in the supply and marketing cooperative are smoking and spanking.

The lesbian was sitting there, crocheting in her hands, knitting a sweater with her head down!

Although the slogan on the wall says that you are not allowed to beat or scold customers without reason, if you want to be treated like God in the future, it is impossible to do so!

He has an iron rice bowl and no commission, so don't ask too much.

"Comrade, I want to buy two catties of beer!"

"One catty of beer is 5000 yuan, and two catties is 1 yuan!"

hiss·······

So expensive!

Although I was prepared in my heart, this temper is too expensive.

One catty of beer can buy three catties of loose white. (There are also Sanlouzi!)

After buying beer, He Yuzhu returned to the courtyard.

"Da Mao, it's not finished yet."

"He Yuzhu, this smells so stinky, is it really as delicious as you say?"

He Yuzhu patted his chest: "I, He Yuzhu, never tell lies. If I lie to you, I will be a puppy!"

Come on, He Yuzhu promised this.

Xu Damao was too embarrassed to say anything, besides, he was almost done.

"Damn stupid pillar!"

"Goddamn Xu Damao!"

Jia Zhang ran out: "What are you two doing?"

"It made the whole yard smell bad, and those who didn't know it thought you two had done it."

"Ding, get Jia Zhang's emotional value of 2 points!"

Xu Damao was not used to this old pious woman: "Jia Zhang, just say what you say, don't spray powder all over your mouth."

"Oh, Xu Damao, how dare you..."

He Yuzhu: "Xu Damao, if she dares to lay a finger on you, go and report her to the officials."

Xu Damao's eyes lit up: "Come on, Mrs. Jia Zhang, the young master is standing here."

Jia Zhang... You don't talk about Wude!
"Ding, get 3 points of Jia Zhang's emotional value!"

"Hmph, I don't have the same knowledge as you!"

"Our family, Dongxu, has a blind date today. Let me tell you, hurry up and don't delay. We will have a blind date at noon!"

Xu Damao looked at He Yuzhu: "Jia Dongxu is on a blind date?"

He Yuzhu nodded: "Well, I'm going to get a wife."

Xu Damao: "With whom?"

"Is it pretty?"

He Yuzhu rolled his eyes: "I don't know where to go!"

"But won't you know when people come at noon?"

He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao, the simulator was right, this kid was indeed a pervert.

After Jia Zhang's shouting, everyone in the hospital knew that Jia Dongxu was going on a blind date at noon!

Yi Zhonghai came out and looked at Jia Zhang first: "Dongxu wants to go on a blind date?"

"That's right, you are his master, and when the girl comes, you will also help me palm the eyes!"

Yi Zhonghai nodded: "Dongxu is twenty, and he has reached the age to marry a wife."

Then Yi Zhonghai walked towards He Yuzhu: "Zhuzhu, have you and Damao reconciled?"

He Yuzhu nodded: "There was no grudge at all."

Yi Zhonghai said with a smile: "Hehe, good, you two get back together so that you won't be in the yard all day long."

"However, you eat so well every day..."

"Master Yi, I'm a pig, worthless!"

　Thanks to: Onyxia for her monthly pass!

　　Thanks: Yihuo's monthly pass!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)