Siheyuan: Shazhu's Life Simulator

Chapter 17 Jia Dongxu’s first blind date!
After finishing the pig intestines, Xu Damao brought them into the house.

The feces smell gradually dissipated.

He Yuzhu took the cooked pork intestines out of the boil, replaced them with a new pot of water, and started cooking pig intestines.

"Xu Damao, go to your house to pick some dried chilies."

Xu Damao: "Isn't it just hung on the windows of your house, why don't you let me go?"

He Yuzhu: "My family can't do it, it's not as good as yours."

"Besides, your family isn't that big. Every time your dad goes to the countryside, he brings back so much that your family can't finish it."

Xu Damao thinks it makes sense, who told He Yuzhu to say that his own stuff is good.

It's just that Xu Damao just went out when he saw a young girl entering the middle courtyard, and she was still running to Jia's house.

"He Yuzhu, come out quickly!"

"What's the matter, was kicked out by the dog?"

Looking at Xu Damao who was in such a hot mood, He Yuzhu joked.

"+++, Jia Dongxu's blind date is here."

He Yuzhu glanced at Yushui: "Yushui, I'll go out for a while, don't touch the pot and be careful not to burn it."

Then hurriedly followed Xu Damao to the courtyard and looked at Jia's house.

“Tsk, tsk, I don’t know how this girl looks, but her body shape is awesome!”

Xu Damao: "What do you mean?"

He Yuzhu took out a cigarette, put it in his mouth, and lit it with a match.

Spit out a smoke ring: "Fat!"

Xu Damao nodded in agreement: "Really!"

"It's almost the same thickness from top to bottom."

He Yuzhu continued: "The top and bottom are as thick as each other, that's a water tank you're talking about!"

"However, this girl's family must be in good condition!"

Xu Damao was puzzled: "Why?"

He Yuzhu: "If the food at home is not good, can you eat so thick?"

"That's right!"

"wrong!"

Xu Damao immediately retorted: "My family's food is not bad, why am I so thin?"

He Yuzhu thought to himself, there is a reason why you are thin, but your dog belly can still gain weight?

If you eat something good and run to the toilet, you will be blind in vain.

It wasn't just the two of them who were watching the excitement, the neighbors in the courtyard were all gathered in the courtyard.

'Jia Dongxu is a good candidate. He must be strong and able to work. '

'Fart, if you want me to say that you can definitely give birth, and you can give birth to a son with a big butt, as long as Jia Dongxu is willing to work hard, it will not be a problem to have three or five children in the future. '

'That's a pig you're talking about. There are several pigs in a litter. '

'Hahaha······'

Yi Zhonghai looked at He Yuzhu: "Zhuzi, you are envious!"

"Don't worry, you will be able to marry a wife in a few years."

He Yuzhu smiled and said: "I'm not in a hurry, I still have a younger sister to raise."

'Hey, this unreliable He Daqing left their brothers and sisters and went on his own. '

'That's right, it will be hard to find a partner in the future if this silly Zhu brings this younger sister, no one wants to find someone with a mop bottle! '

'Don't talk nonsense, the silly guy is a cook, he has a good job, and he has two rooms at home, so he won't have to worry about finding a partner. '

He Yuzhu: "Rainwater is not a drag. If I find someone who can't accept the rainwater in our house, I would rather not marry."

Liu Haizhong had a big belly: "Okay!"

"Comrade He Yuzhu, you said it well."

He still wanted to say something, but his education was limited and he had no ink in his stomach!
Yan Bugui smelled the aroma of the food from Jia's family, sniffed all the time, and didn't speak, because he was afraid of wasting it!

Liu Guangqi: "Dad, when will our family have meat?"

Liu Haizhong looked at the eldest son viciously, then his eyes softened.

If the other sons dared to say that, their belts would have been soaked in cold water long ago.

But this eldest son studies well, and he can figure out his thoughts, so he prefers this eldest son.

"I'll ask your mother to line up to buy meat tomorrow. It's a waste of your brain to go to high school, so I'll make up for you!"

Liu Guangtian... Dad, am I not your son?

But he dared not speak out, for fear of being beaten.

Who made my father believe that filial sons are born under the stick, but why are I and my younger brother always the ones who are beaten?

Brother, is nothing wrong?

Yan Jiecheng: "Dad, stop smelling."

"Halazi is about to come out, let's have some meat at home sometime."

Yan Bugui: "I think you look like meat, where does our family get the money to eat meat?"

Jia Zhang came out at this time: "Go, go, do whatever you have to do. This girl is embarrassed by you."

Silly Zhu went home first.

Xu Damao: "Stop watching the fun?"

He Yuzhu: "What's there to see? She looks just like Jia Zhang, just like an old sow who has grown into sperm. It's too eye-catching."

Then, He Yuzhu started cooking.

The soy sauce sausage was okay, but the stir-fried pork lungs couldn't hide the taste because of the addition of chili.

"Huo, Shazhu's family has made delicious food again?"

"Didn't you see it this morning? Pig intestines."

"Hey, can a pig in the water make it so delicious?"

"He is a cook, what do you think!"

"Well, this pig is cheap to feed. I'll go buy some tomorrow and let my wife do it."

The old god Yi Zhonghai went home, waiting for He Yuzhu to cook and give him some.

However, He Yuzhu had no intention of giving it to him.

He Yushui: "Brother, you didn't cook the staple food!"

He Yuzhu slapped his head: "Yes, I forgot."

Xu Damao: "It's okay, I still have a few boxes of noodle steamed buns and steamed buns at home, I'll get them back home."

He Yuzhu began to pour wine for himself and Xu Damao.

When Xu Damao came back, He Yuzhu gave Yushui one of the two boxes of noodle buns.

"Is one enough?"

He Yuyu nodded: "That's enough."

"Da Mao, why don't you eat steamed buns?"

Xu Damao: "You didn't eat corn bread either!"

He took a bite of pig intestine and said, "Okay, delicious."

“Although this stuff smells bad, it’s really delicious!”

He Yuzhu: "It's delicious, but it's too troublesome."

Xu Damao: "I don't think it's troublesome, next time you buy it, ask me to clean it up!"

Then Xu Damao ate a mouthful of dry-stir-fried pork lung.

"I +++"

"so spicy!"

"Sha..."

He Yuzhu: "Come on, drink some beer and it won't be spicy."

Xu Damao: "You still enjoy it. Beer is so expensive and you are willing to buy it!"

"Da Mao, I'm not laughing at your academic performance. It's a waste of time for you to go to school!"

"If you ask me, you might as well drop out of school and learn to play movies from your dad."

Xu Damao: "My dad said he would let me finish junior high school."

He Yuzhu thought to himself, I haven't even finished junior high school, if you finish it, won't you be able to embarrass me?

"Da Mao, you are working as an apprentice now, with a monthly salary of 10,000+, do you think that if you smoke and drink, you don't have to ask your family for money?"

"And think about it again, you go to the countryside to show movies, and the fellow villagers give you good things!"

When Xu Damao thought about it, it seemed that he had lost money!

He Yuzhu continued to lie: "If you make 10,000+ a month, it will be millions in a year."

"Besides, there are countless special products that can be brought back. Isn't the chicken that your family ate last night!"

Xu Damao nodded: "What you said makes sense."

"When my parents come back, I will discuss with them."

"However, give me a cigarette!"

He Yuzhu: "Just one, it's not that I'm reluctant to give it to you!"

"I have to let you know that this thing is hard-earned. If you go to work, are you still smoking secretly?"

"Listen to my brother to make money as early as possible, and, you are a technical job, so what are you afraid of if you have your father leading you?"

"Think about it, no matter where you go, there are people calling you Xu projectionist, currying favor with you, lighting cigarettes and pouring tea for you..."

Xu Damao was deceived by He Yuzhu and his legs were almost lame.

His mind is full of being like his father, no matter where the movie is shown, there are people who give cigarettes, drink, and even eat and take.

Respected by others, there are still people around him who are touting and praising himself!
I, Xu Damao, want to drop out of school and work!

　Another day, still asking for everything!
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(End of this chapter)