Siheyuan: Shazhu's Life Simulator

Chapter 18 Rainwater Do Me A Favor, Call Me Dad!
"Come on, Da Mao, have a drink."

He Yuzhu held the wine: "I wish you in advance, become a projectionist!"

Xu Damao said proudly: "Okay, it's done!"

cough cough
"Drink slowly and don't drink too much."

You drank too much and I suffered. I had to send you back.

Xu Damao: "Listen to your words and it will enlighten me!"

"I respect you!"

"When I receive my first month's salary, I'll treat you to Quanjude for roast duck!"

Roast Duck?

Well, I will buy one tomorrow, close the door, and eat it secretly with the rain.

"Xu Damao, drink slowly."

You almost drank it all.

Xu Damao: "I've already called you Brother Zhu, don't be so stingy, I'll drink some beer if you don't!"

"What am I!"

"I'm not stingy!"

"I'm afraid you'll vomit in my house if you drink too much!"

Xu Damao waved his hand: "That's impossible."

"Beer is not as strong as liquor."

What a movement!
He Yuzhu, Xu Damao, He Yushui, the three of you look at me, and I look at you.

"Your family is too stingy, Barra."

"If you're so stingy, you deserve it that your family can't get a wife!"

"Damn girl movie, who are you talking about?"

"Look, I won't scratch you to death!"

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He Yuzhu: "This voice seems to be Jia Zhang's!"

Xu Damao: "What kind of ears are you talking about?"

"What does it sound like? It's obvious that she is the only one in our hospital who can scream like a slaughtering pig!"

He Yuzhu: "Why don't you go out and watch the fun?"

Xu Damao stood up: "Let's go."

"Yu Shui, you eat at home!"

He Yushui's eyes were full of longing: "Brother, I want to go too."

He Yuzhu had no choice but to pick her up: "Then let's go together!"

When we came to the courtyard, all the people in the courtyard gathered towards Jia's house.

"What's going on here?"

"Who knows what happened?"

One by one, you look at me, I look at you, and shake your head.

"Master Yi is here."

"Master Yi, you are Jia Dongxu's master. Please go in and take a look at the situation."

"Clap!"

At this moment, the sound of breaking bowls came from Jia's house!

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly said: "Get out of the way, I'll go in."

"boom!"

Before Yi Zhonghai could open the door, the door opened by itself.

But the force of opening the door was a bit strong, hitting Yi Zhonghai's forehead and nose.

"Lao Yi..."

Yi Zhonghai squatted down instantly.

Aunt Yi hurriedly came to Yi Zhonghai from the crowd, and said nervously, "Old Yi, are you alright?"

"No·····"

Yi Zhonghai stood up slowly.

There was just a big bump on his forehead.

Bleeding from his nostrils, he looked miserable.

At this time, the girl who had a blind date with Jia Dongxu came out.

Holding his waist, he stood in the crowd.

He said angrily: "Everyone give a comment."

"This Jia family is nothing."

Yi Zhonghai raised his head: "Girl, if you have anything to say, please speak slowly!"

The girl looked at Yi Zhonghai's miserable state: "What are you doing?"

Yi Zhonghai thought to himself, you did this to me, you don't know it yet.

"Forget it, I don't care, just tell me what happened."

"Comrades and people, I came to the Jia family for a blind date. The matchmaker said that the Jia family is in good condition and Jia Dongxu has a job!"

Jia Zhang chased him out: "We didn't lie to you."

Fat girl: "Yes, you didn't lie to me."

"However, your Jia Dongxu is just an apprentice, why don't you tell me?"

"Besides, the salary of an apprentice still needs to support you, a free-spirited person!"

Jia Zhang: "I'm his mother!"

Fat girl: "You are fucking real, but you are not as cheating on your son as you are."

"You're not too old, are you? You eat lazy at home all day, just waiting for your son to support you?"

"Besides, if your family marries a daughter-in-law, all future wages will be handed over to you?"

"Why?"

"Forget it, your family will give you a bride price of 5 yuan, and you want a dowry worth millions?"

"Who is stupid, your son is not worth that price!"

"Being an apprentice for so long and not being able to become an apprentice is a waste."

Jiazhang was in a hurry, she didn't expect this girl to talk mercilessly, like a cannonball, so she didn't have a chance to quibble!

"I fought with you!"

It's just that Jia Zhang's family is also in the courtyard, and can mess around.

But outsiders are not used to her, as soon as the fat girl stretched out her hand, she pushed Jia Zhang down.

Without it, although Jia Zhang's tonnage is heavy, she has encountered someone with a tonnage greater than her!
"Wow······"

Mrs. Jia Zhang sat on the floor, slapping her hands on the ground, and began to act pitiful.

"They all bully us orphans and widowed mothers. Why am I so miserable?"

"Old Jia, you have a spirit in heaven..."

The fat girl saw that this was not bad.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, I'm going to sue you for practicing Fengjian superstition."

Jia Zhang was stunned.

This trick worked very well in the past, why didn't it work this time.

"Master Dongxu, you have to make the decision for me. I'm going to be bullied to death."

"Hey!"

Yi Zhonghai sighed helplessly.

"Get up, I can't blame the girl for this!"

Jia Zhang: "Yi Zhonghai, what are you talking about? You are Dongxu's master, how can you turn your elbows outward!"

Yi Zhonghai: "I'm just telling the truth."

"Girl, don't be as knowledgeable as her, she is just an old woman who has never seen the world!"

Jia Dongxu, who had always weakened his presence, secretly whispered in Jia Zhang's ear: "Mom, don't talk, or they will sue you and you will be arrested."

"Besides, if you continue to make trouble, who will dare to introduce someone to me?"

Mrs. Jia Zhang weighed it, it was to her fault that she was dumb.

Fat girl: "Let me tell you, when I came on a blind date, their family cooked two dishes."

Jia Zhangshi: "Nonsense, there are three dishes."

"Well, yes, one piece of potato chips, one piece of shredded pickled cabbage, and two taels of cabbage fried with pork."

At this time, the people who eat melons also began to express their opinions.

"This Jia family has gone too far. They only gave me a gift of 5 yuan, and they also want a dowry worth millions."

"That is, I have seen greedy people, but I have never seen such greedy people."

"You're wrong, it's shameless."

"That's right, a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water..."

"Is this what you would give someone to eat on a blind date?"

Fat girl: "Two liang of meat was eaten by her alone."

"Hey, this Jia Zhang is too much."

The fat girl looked around.

"Matchmaker, come here for me."

"Girl, I'm sorry for you. I never thought that Jia's family is such a family."

The matchmaker felt that she had messed up this matter, she was sorry for the girl, she had to give her an explanation,
Otherwise, your career will be over.

Who would dare to introduce her to her in the future?

"This is the 2000 yuan that the Jia family gave me, and I will return it to the Jia family now."

After saying this, the matchmaker took out the 2000 yuan from his pocket and threw it on the ground.

"Hmph, don't pull it down."

Jia Zhang picked up the money and said, "I can still buy three eggs with 2000 yuan!"

"Girl, I want to give you an explanation. Don't worry."

"I'll introduce you to another one, it's safe."

"Moreover, I will vent this matter to my colleagues and ensure that no one will take over their Jia family's work again!"

The fat girl nodded.

"to make!"

"Whose cooking was so delicious just now?"

Everyone looked at He Yuzhu.

The fat girl naturally felt it too.

"Yo, you're not bad, young man."

He Yuzhu quickly said: "Well, I'm still underage!"

Fat girl: "Who are you lying to, you don't look like a minor!"

He Yuzhu is so upset, isn't he just a bit slovenly and not that young looking?

Even if he is an adult, he still doesn't like this fat girl!

Suddenly, a flash of light flashed in He Yuzhu's mind.

"Okay, I won't lie to you."

"I'm an adult."

"Come on, Yushui, say hello to Auntie!"

Although He Yuyu didn't know what his brother was going to do.

"Auntie!" But he still greeted the fat girl obediently.

Then, he secretly confessed to Yuyu: "Call me daddy."

He Yushui looked at his elder brother, his mind was full of questions.

He Yuzhu kept blinking and winking at Yuyu.

"father!"

"You have a kid?"

The fat girl was surprised.

"Well, look at how big my girl is."

The fat girl shook her head: "It's a pity."

"Otherwise, it's very suitable for us to go on a blind date. Your cooking is really delicious."

"Ding, get the fat girl's emotional value by 4 points!"

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