Siheyuan: Shazhu's Life Simulator

Xu Huiqiu is not Xu Damao, she is also a fierce woman.

It is impossible to have sex with bangs.

"This chicken thief must be a domestic thief in our courtyard."

"Otherwise, my family lives in the backyard, and even if an outsider comes in, he can't. He just takes a detour to the backyard and steals one of my chickens, right?"

"Besides, it's been a long time since eggs were lost in my house."

"Master, you must seek justice for my family!"

"You are the elected boss of the street. You must enforce the law impartially and prevent chicken thieves from going unpunished."

Liu Haizhong······

"It's already late at night, Huiqiu, are we going to hold a hospital-wide meeting tomorrow?"

"no!"

Xu Huiqiu immediately refused.

Liu Haizhong's face was very ugly. After he became a master, no one in the yard dared to contradict him.

Xu Huiqiu is still the first.

Even Jia Zhang has been very honest in recent years!

He felt offended by the majesty of his great master.

Xu Huiqiu didn't care about him. A man in charge, did he really think that he was an official?
Even in the factory, you are just a workshop team leader and have nothing to do with me.

Even when you eat, you have to look at my face, otherwise I will shake the spoon for you.

Even if my man is in the workshop, he is not in the same workshop as you!

Moreover, we have a backer, so what are we afraid of?

"Master, can the chicken thief be caught tomorrow?"

"The chicken is all in the stomach and digested."

“By then I won’t even be able to find any chicken feathers.”

When Liu Haizhong thought about it, it was right!
It's just that holding a hospital-wide meeting in the middle of the night wouldn't offend people!

"Huiqiu, but it's midnight, and everyone has to work tomorrow!"

"Forget it, I'll just look for a big-brimmed hat."

Hearing that Xu Huiqiu was looking for a big-brimmed hat, Liu Haizhong became anxious.

If she were asked to find a big-brimmed hat, wouldn't it make her look incompetent?
"Okay, I'll go notify you and we'll have a meeting all night!"

Xu Huiqiu man: "Daughter-in-law, if we do this, won't we also offend everyone?"

Xu Huiqiu: "Just stay in the house and take care of the child, don't come out."

"Leave the rest to me!"

"I am a woman, no one can do anything to me."

"If you dare to steal my chicken, it will turn the world upside down. If I don't let him eat it, he will spit it out!"

Soon, the residents in the courtyard were notified by Liu Haizhong.

"Boom boom..."

"Who?"

A sudden knock on the door sounded in the silent night.

Liu Haizhong was the first to ring, Yi Zhonghai's house.

Yi Zhonghai was woken up and quickly looked at his son beside him. The little boy didn't wake up.

Yi Zhonghai heaved a sigh of relief.

"Lao Yi, it's me!"

In bangs?
Listening to the voice, Yi Zhonghai knows who it is!

Putting on his clothes, Yi Zhonghai came to the door and whispered: "Old Liu, what's wrong with you not sleeping these past midnight?"

"Lao Yi, it's a meeting. You should quickly get dressed and come out. There is a thief in the courtyard!"

"Xu Huiqiu's chickens were stolen."

After the notification, Yi Zhonghai Liu Haizhong continued to go to other people's homes.

Aunt Yi: "Old Yi, what happened?"

Yi Zhonghai: "Old Liu is going to hold a hospital-wide meeting and say that Xu Huiqiu's old hens have been stolen."

"This?"

"How is it possible? There are Yanbu nobles in the front yard guarding the gate, and no outsiders come in."

Yi Zhonghai said while wearing cotton trousers: "I'm afraid there is a thief in the yard."

"Look at the child, don't wake the child up, I'll go out and see what they are going to do."

"Lao Yi, please stay out of your own business!"

Yi Zhonghai: “Don’t worry, it won’t happen!
Then he leaned his head and looked at his sleeping son, with a smile on his face: "I will not get involved in the affairs of the courtyard. I will raise my eldest son well."

This child is now three years old. He has a tiger-like head and a big brain. He is very cute.

The little guy didn't sleep well and kept crawling into Aunt Yi's arms.

The smile in Aunt Yi's eyes overflowed.

Liu Haizhong came to Yanbu Gui's house.

"哐哐哐..."

He knocked on Yi Zhonghai's door very gently.

I don’t have so many scruples about knocking on the noble family in Yanbu.

Because in his heart, Yi Zhonghai tried his best not to offend, and Yan Bugui didn't care.

He knew Yi Zhonghai's high rank, and he also knew that he could not beat Yi Zhonghai. Moreover, Yi Zhonghai did not steal his team leader position in the factory.

Therefore, Liu Haizhong is unwilling to break this balance.

But Yan Bugui is no threat to him at all.

He's not even the boss in charge anymore. If you can give him superficial respect, you're already giving him face.

"Old Yan, there's someone knocking on the door."

"I'm not deaf, I hear."

Because Yan Bugui was stingy, he didn't burn briquettes at night and it was a little cold at home.

"Hiss...ha..."

Breathing in the air-conditioning, Yanbu became more expensive.

"Master, what are you?"

"Lao Yan, hold a hospital-wide meeting!"

Yan Bugui adjusted his glasses: "A hospital-wide meeting in the middle of the night?"

Liu Haizhong: "There's so much nonsense, hurry up."

After Liu Haizhong left, Yan Bugui closed the door.

"Pooh."

"Little man wins!"

"Lao Yan, what's going on?"

"Get up and hold a hospital-wide meeting!"

"Aren't you crazy in Liu Haizhong? You have a meeting in the middle of the night?"

Yan Bugui rolled his eyes: "I'm afraid something will happen to someone's family in the yard, and Liu Haizhong will have to hold a meeting!"

"Otherwise, he won't be stupid enough to offend others."

A few minutes later, Liu Haizhong notified all residents.

One by one, they climbed out of the warm quilt reluctantly.

If it's worth holding a hospital-wide meeting, something must have happened.

Therefore, even if you are reluctant, everyone must get up and participate. Otherwise, if something happens to your family in the future, who will help you?

Soon, the long table was moved out, and Liu Haizhong sat in front of the table.

Because the residents in the middle courtyard all turned on their lights, it was not too dark in the courtyard.

Moreover, the moon seems to be brighter during this period than in the future.

"Master, what happened?"

"Yes, sir, he woke us all up at night."

Liu Haizhong coughed a few times: "Ahem!"

"Everyone, be quiet and listen to me!"

"There is a thief in our courtyard, a big thief."

"Xu Huiqiu's chickens were stolen."

Xu Huiqiu immediately said: "There are still eggs!"

Liu Haizhong was very dissatisfied with the interruption.

But Xu Huiqiu is the master of suffering, and she is still quite excited at this time, and Liu Haizhong is not as knowledgeable as her.

"Well, Xu Huiqiu, this is your family's business. You can talk about it yourself."

Xu Huiqiu walked out of the crowd.

"Dear neighbors, today we went to the elder's family to have a wedding banquet. When we came back, we found that one of my chickens was missing!"

"Xu Huiqiu, where are you talking about? Is it a pillar?"

Xu Huiqiu...I told you that my family lost a chicken!
"Yes, He Yuzhu!"

"Xu Huiqiu, is he married?"

Xu Huiqiu nodded: "Yes, registered today."

Liu Haizhong interjected: "I want to ask about it later, but now let's talk about losing the chicken!"

Xu Huiqiu cast a grateful look towards Liu Haizhong.

No one stopped me, as I was afraid that the hospital meeting would go awry.

"After I came back, one of my chickens was missing. The chicken cage was obviously opened from the outside."

"Moreover, for a long time, there was not a single egg in our chicken coop. Apparently, the eggs had been stolen a long time ago."

Someone shouted: "Xu Huiqiu, is it possible that your chicken ran away on its own?" Xu Huiqiu: "The chicken has arms?"

"How can a chicken have hands?"

"You said it was impossible, so how could it open the door and run away by itself?"

"Could you have entered it wrong?"

"I've read books, but I'm not illiterate."

Liu Haizhong stood up: "I said, our hospital has never lost anything!"

"cut·······"

Everyone murmured: "Why haven't I lost it before?"

"My soy sauce was stolen by Jia Zhang."

"She also took away my vinegar."

"She borrowed my chopsticks and hasn't returned them yet!"

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As we watched, the building tilted again.

"Don't be noisy!"

"We are a civilized courtyard house, and we will never allow a mouse droppings to stir up the pot of soup!"

"Whoever stole it, come forward on your own initiative."

"Let's resolve this matter in the yard. Don't take chances. If we resist to the end, we will be going against everyone!"

"Don't say it, we will send it to the authorities when the time comes!"

At this time, Jia Zhang in the crowd lowered her head, and no one knew what she was thinking.

It was dark and no one could see her guilty look.

After half an hour.

Still no one took the initiative to admit it.

Liu Haizhong looked at Xu Huiqiu: "What do you want to do?"

"search!"

"I don't believe it. I can't find chicken bones or feathers."

Liu Haizhong looked at Yi Zhonghai: "Old Yi, what do you think?"

Yi Zhonghai: "I'm no longer in charge, I just listen!"

Liu Haizhong nodded with satisfaction and looked at Yan Bugui: "Old Yan... forget it."

Yan Bugui...Why should I forget it?

You are insulting me!
And he still insulted me in public!

Even if my opinion doesn't matter, do you have to respect me?
It’s okay if you don’t ask, but if you ask half of it, what does it count?
Everyone looked at Yan Bugui with amusement in their eyes.

This made Yan Bugui, a self-proclaimed scholar, blush as red as a monkey's butt.
But he also got bangs in his hair, and there was nothing he could do!

Liu Haizhong: "Okay, since everyone agrees, let's search it again."

"Why!"

Jia Zhang panicked.

No one else was afraid of being searched, but she was.

Chicken feathers and bones are still living in the stove pit!

"Jia Zhang, no one else is afraid of being searched, so what are you afraid of?"

Xu Huiqiu took a step forward and said sternly: "Tell me, did you steal it?"

"No, no, no...it's not me!"

"Hmph, I think it's you, you're the chicken thief!"

Jia Dongxu: "Xu Huiqiu, don't slander good people!"

"What evidence do you have that my mother stole your chicken?"

As the son of Jia Zhang, Jia Dongxu must step forward at this time!

Moreover, this is also for the reputation of their Jia family.

Qiaoyun, on the other hand, looked at Jia Zhang on the side and kept thinking in her mind.

She has loved countless men, and she has loved countless people.

Jia Zhang's expression clearly showed a guilty conscience. The chicken thief was probably her, and he didn't run away!

We cannot be implicated by the Jia Zhang family.

"Master!"

"Qiaoyun, what do you have to say?"

Qiaoyun came out: "I want to say."

"Whether it was Jia Zhang who stole the chicken or not, it has nothing to do with our family."

Someone said: "Qiaoyun, Mrs. Jia Zhang is your mother-in-law!"

"You are a family!"

"Yes, it's my mother-in-law!"

"But we are not responsible for the mistakes she made."

"Besides, I don't owe them anything to the Jia family. She still lives in my house, eats from me, and drinks from me. I have done my best."

"Everyone, if she really did it, I request that she be sent back to the countryside. She will teach my children bad things."

Neighbor A: "Yes, if it is really Jia Zhang, we cannot leave a thief in our yard."

Neighbor B: "We all have children at home. People like this in the yard will affect our children and spoil the atmosphere in the yard. I don't want my child to be a thief in the future."

Neighbor C: "Jia Zhang is a disaster!"

Neighbor Ding: "Then what are you waiting for? Enter the house and search. If it's Jia Zhang, throw her out of the courtyard!"

Xu Huiqiu glanced at Qiaoyun and thought to herself.

"Good stake!"

"In just a few words, I and Jia Dongxu were picked out, and they were picked cleanly."

"Moreover, he kills two birds with one stone. If the chicken thief is Jia Zhang, he can take the opportunity to drive this old pious woman back to the countryside."

Zhu Zhu is awesome. I don’t blame Zhu Zhu for reminding me that Qiao Yun is an awesome character!

Mrs. Jia and Zhang firmly blocked the door, preventing anyone from entering.

"You have no right to search my house!"

"Jia Zhang, I think you have a guilty conscience!"

Jia Zhang said stubbornly: "Why did you search my house first?"

"There is a front yard and a back yard. Search the middle yard first?"

Liu Haizhong also saw that this Jia Zhang was fierce in appearance and soft in heart, tough on the outside but very guilty on the inside.

"Jia Zhang, let's search from your home first, and then go to other people's homes."

"If you don't let us search, we'll go find Comrade Big-brimmed Hat and let them search!"

When she heard that she was looking for a big-brimmed hat, Jia Zhang became even more afraid.

"Dangdang!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang dodged, entered the house, and locked the door from the inside.

"Jia Zhang, please open the door."

Mrs. Jia Zhang in the house was unmoved, she wanted to destroy the body and eliminate all traces.

In a hurry, I found matches and prepared to light a fire.

People outside use flashlights to shine in.

I clearly saw Jia Zhang’s every move.

"Jia Dongxu, stop your mother quickly, or we will break in."

Jia Dongxu knocked on the door: "Mom, please open the door."

Jia Zhang, open the door?
joke.

Am I going to be sent back to the countryside by your wife?

Am I going to be sent to the government by that bitch Xu Huiqiu?

Xu Huiqiu didn't want Jia Zhang to really light the fire.

He walked around, took the Jia family's shovel, and pulled away the crowd.

"Get out of the way, let me come!"

"Xu Huiqiu, are you going to smash the windows of my house?"

"Jia Dongxu, get out of my way."

"Otherwise, I will treat you as a thief and shoot you together!"

Jia Dongxu: "If you shoot, if your shot breaks, please pay me!"

Xu Huiqiu sneered and said: "Haha, shall I compensate you?"

"Would you like to argue with Big-brimmed Hat?"

Xu Huiqiu swung the shovel and smashed the doors and windows of Jia's house with a bang.

Glass fragments were shattered all over the floor.

Mrs. Jia Zhang in the room was so frightened that her hands shook and the match failed to strike.

As the door was opened, it became even more impossible for Jia and Zhang to destroy the body and eliminate traces.

Xu Huiqiu squatted down and pulled out the chicken feathers and bones from the pit.

"Jia Zhang, what else do you have to say?"

Countless people looked at Jia Zhang.

There were so many eyes and glances, and Jia Zhang's mouth was open, and she didn't know how to explain it.

The evidence is too conclusive to allow her to distort the facts.

But Jia Zhang refused to bow her head and accept her fate.

"I..." (End of this chapter)