Siheyuan: Shazhu's Life Simulator

"Xiaoxian, why are you here?"

"Sister Xia, I'm here to visit you."

He Yuzhu: "Our Nie Xiaoqian is here."

"Brother-in-law, long time no see."

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "Long time no see, Xiaoxian is beautiful again."

Because Xiaoxian came to visit the set, the director gave Axia a few days off.

As the host, He Yuzhu took Xiaoxian around to visit the most famous places in the capital.

"Wow, this is the Forbidden City!"

He Yuzhu: "I'll find you a tour guide."

There was a tour guide at the door who was specifically soliciting jobs, and He Yuzhu waved to him.

He didn’t ask how to charge, but asked: “Do you understand?”

"We are native people from Beijing, how can we not understand?"

He Yuzhu: "That's not necessarily true. I am also a native speaker, but I dare not say I understand it."

"My sister-in-law is from Hong Kong. You need to explain it to her in detail."

"Boss, rest assured, I'll keep you satisfied!"

He Yuzhu: "Okay, it's you."

"Don't ask about the price?"

"If she's satisfied, I'll give you two hundred."

"Okay, you watch."

Little tour guide is online!
"Everyone, please follow me inside. What you see before you is the Forbidden City. The Forbidden City is its old name, and now it is also called the Palace Museum!"

"Why is it called the Forbidden City? Because in ancient Chinese astrology, the Purple Palace (North Star) is located in the middle of the sky, the center of all the stars, and symbolizes the residence of the Emperor of Heaven, that is, the Purple Palace. The emperor, as the Son of Heaven, has a palace like the "Purple Palace" where the Emperor of Heaven lives, so it is called the Forbidden City."

Xiaoxian: "So that's how it is."

He Yuzhu: "This tour guide is pretty good, there's something there!"

Axia: "When I came here before, no one explained it in such detail."

He Yuzhu: "Blame me."

Tour guide: "Jiaotai Hall, the place where seals are stored!"

"Jiaotai Hall is one of the three palaces in the inner court of the Forbidden City, located between the Palace of Heavenly Purity and the Palace of Earthly Tranquility.

On New Year's Day, the Queen's birthday and other major festivals, the Queen received congratulations here. In 1748, the th year of Emperor Qianlong's reign, Emperor Qianlong stored the seals symbolizing the imperial power here, and it became a seal storage place.

Xiaoxian suddenly asked: "Brother-in-law, don't you have a jade seal that symbolizes power?"

He Yuzhu: "Me?"

Xiaoxian: "Yes, you are also a local lord now!"

He Yuzhu: "Haha, no!"

"The Qianqing Palace, the emperor's bedroom."

"The Qianqing Palace, also considered one of the three palaces in the inner court, was first built in the 1420th year of the Yongle reign of the Ming Dynasty (1798). It was burned down several times during the Ming and Qing dynasties and rebuilt. The existing building was built in the 1400rd year of the Jiaqing reign of the Qing Dynasty (), and covers an area of ​​about square meters."

Xiaoxian asked the tour guide, "Did the ancient emperors live here?"

The tour guide replied: "Since Yongzheng moved to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, the Palace of Heavenly Purity has become the place where the emperor summoned and selected officials, reviewed reports, handled daily government affairs, and held major banquets."

Xiaoxian asked: "The emperor no longer lives here, what is he doing now?"

“Is it so big that it’s just vacant?”

Tour guide: “Haha, that’s not possible.”

"Every year on New Year's Day, Emperor's Birthday and other festivals, banquets are held in the Palace of Heavenly Purity, but the Banquet for Thousand Old Men is the largest and most grand.

In the spring of the 61st year of the Kangxi reign, he summoned more than a thousand elders and held a banquet in front of the Qianqing Palace. He composed poems and gave birthday celebrations to all the elders.

In the first month of the 50th year of Emperor Qianlong's reign, Hongli held a banquet for 1,000 elders in the Palace of Heavenly Purity to celebrate the country's prosperity. The banquet was even larger than that held during the reign of Emperor Kangxi, with 3,000 elders attending the banquet!

He Yuzhu continued: "Yes, it's a big deal. Some elderly people died on the way. It's not only a waste of money and time, but also cost lives."

The tour guide couldn't respond to He Yuzhu's words because what he said was the truth.

"Kunning Palace, the Queen's bedroom."

"One of the three palaces in the inner court, located behind the Jiaotai Hall. In the Ming Dynasty, Kunning Palace was the queen's bedroom. It was nine rooms wide. Originally, it had a door in the middle of the front and had east and west warm rooms."

"During the Qing Dynasty, Kunning Palace became a special place for worship and a very sacred place. Of course, it also had another function, which was the bridal chamber for the emperor's wedding. The emperors of the Qing Dynasty would stay here for two days during their weddings, and then move to other palaces."

The woman was very curious about Kunning Palace and spent the longest time there!
"Sister Xia, what do you think the woman living here is thinking?"

Axia: "I don't know about that. I can't even imagine it."

"Who was the mother of the nation in ancient times?"

Time passed slowly, and it was not until the evening that they came out of the Forbidden City.

"Xiaoxian, what do you want to eat?"

"Let's have roast duck. If you don't eat roast duck when you come to Beijing, you haven't really been to Beijing."

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "Okay, let's go to Quanjude."

He Yuzhu sighed: "To be honest, this roast duck is not as delicious as before."

Before dinner, He Yuzhu called Zhao Jianshe and said, "Bring Ah Hong over to eat roast duck together!"

Zhao Jianshe: "Okay."

"Ah Hong, do you like roast duck?"

Ah Hong: "Quanjude?"

"Well, big brother is calling for dinner."

"Then let's go, don't waste time!"

Soon, Zhao Jianshe and Ah Hong arrived.

Everyone was talking about what they had seen and heard today and was very happy.

Ah Hong: "If I could stay in the palace where the emperor lived for one night and experience what it feels like, it would be worth my life."

Zhao Jianshe: "Your wish cannot be fulfilled."

Axia: "Pillar."

"Ok?"

"Have you lived there before?"

He Yuzhu······

“Should I have lived?”

Xiaoxian and Ahhong both looked at him.

Zhao Jianshe: "Brother, has Aixinjueluo ever lived in your house?"

He Yuzhu: "How would I know? I'm not the prince I used to be."

Everyone then remembered that He Yuzhu's home was once a royal palace.

Seeing that everyone was very curious, He Yuzhu thought that Chen Xueru and Mu Chunhua were not at home, and he didn't know what time You Fengxia would be back, so it should be no problem for him to take them home to stay for one night.

"Since you are curious, why don't you stay at my house tonight?"

"Yeah, that's great."

Xiaoxian then looked at He Yuzhu: "Is it too much trouble?"

He Yuzhu: "No, stay one night and I'll take you to climb the Great Wall tomorrow."

Xiaoxian: "I know, if you haven't been to the Great Wall, you are not a true man."

He Yuzhu: "Yes."

"Old Zhao, are you going together tomorrow?"

Zhao Jianshe: "Ah Hong will start work tomorrow."

He Yuzhu: "Then wait until Ah Hong is done with her work, and then you can take her for a good walk."

After dinner, everyone dispersed and He Yuzhu drove Axia and Xiaoxian back home.

"Brother-in-law."

"Why does your gate have a gate?"

He Yuzhu: "I installed a gate and a garage in front of the main door to avoid prying eyes."

After Xiaoxian officially walked in, he kept sighing.

He Yuzhu: "It's tiring to walk down a tens of thousands square meter area. Can you ride a bike?"

"Yes."

"Then let's ride around."

After the tour, He Yuzhu asked people to prepare drinks and go to the pavilion in the center of the lake to go boating and drink.

“This life is so comfortable.”

“I don’t even want to leave.”

He Yuzhu joked: "Then stay."

It was obviously a joke, but the look in Axia's eyes almost killed him as soon as he said it.

Xiaoxian was probably having too much fun and didn't pay attention to the jargon. Instead, he agreed directly and generously: "Okay, but don't find me annoying!"

Looking at Axia, she was like a little kid, having fun.

Axia whispered: "Do you want to eat young grass?"

He Yuzhu: 'Ahem...'

"What are you talking about!"

Axia: "If you really want to do this, I will help you."

He Yuzhu: "Don't test me."

"How old is Xiaoxiancai? How old am I?" Axia: "You are old at heart but not old at heart."

"But seriously, your family isn't around, and Azhi and I are getting older, so you should have someone by your side to keep you company."

"Besides, without Xiaoxian, would you have messed around outside?"

He Yuzhu: "I have someone with me."

"Fengxia is with me."

Axia: "She is so busy, how can she take care of you?"

He Yuzhu: "Well, sometimes I can't take care of it, and I may not see him for several days."

"I was asleep when she came back, and she was out when I woke up."

Axia: "I know you are not happy with Azhi, so I told you to let Xiaoxian accompany you."

"This girl is a very obedient and honest girl,"

"She can accompany me day and night, never leaving my side for a moment."

He Yuzhu: "I just want to, but they can't agree to it!"

Ah Xia suddenly twisted his ear and said, "You said you didn't want to, but you didn't mean it. Why were you pretending to be a gentleman in front of me just now?"

Axia also had her own ideas. Xiaoxian was familiar with her and was close to her. It would be great if he could help her win He Yuzhu's heart.

Besides, He Yuzhu is not an honest man. Instead of letting him mess around outside, it is better for the sisters to tie his body and heart down reasonably.

When Xiaoxian got tired, the three of them continued drinking.

"Xiaoxian, why did you suddenly come to the mainland?"

"Sister Xia, I was planning to go back to my hometown to have a look."

"Where's your hometown?"

"Yes, my ancestral home is in Anhui."

He Yuzhu: "Did you go there?"

Xiaoxian shook his head: "Not yet, the first stop is the capital."

Axia: "Did something happen that you came back suddenly?"

Xiaoxian's face fell: "It's because of that boss Lin who harasses me every day."

Axia: "Zhu Zi, warn Lin Jianyue not to harass Xiaoxian all the time."

He Yuzhu: "Okay, I will warn him."

"But, I'm just pursuing Xiaoxian, I haven't done anything excessive!"

"This proves that our Xiaoxian is so outstanding."

Xiaoxian: “No way!”

A Xia: "Xiao Xian, I heard that there is a singing hooligan pursuing you?"

Axia: "There is such a person, and he even wrote me a love confession."

"It was good at first, but this guy has been cheated on and is still entangled with his ex-girlfriend."

He Yuzhu suddenly thought of something: "I heard that this little singer has a child with his ex-girlfriend."

"what?"

Axia asked, "How did you know?"

He Yuzhu laughed and said, "I also forgot who told me the gossip."

Xiaoxian was obviously stunned: "I don't know about this."

Axia: "Stay away from people like this."

While Axia was trying to persuade Xiaoxian, she forgot about her original decision to follow He Yuzhu.

In the next few days, the two of them took Xiaoxian around to play.

Waiting for Axia to join the crew for filming.

Axia: "Dear, Xiaoxian came to the mainland alone, you are responsible for her safety!"

He Yuzhu: "Don't worry, she won't have any problems reporting it to the police."

Axia: "Xiaoxian, don't run around alone. It's very dangerous, you know?"

"If you want to go back to your hometown, let him accompany you."

Xiaoxian: "This is not good. It will trouble my brother-in-law too much."

Axia: "He has nothing to do all day, what's the problem?"

"That `s a deal."

Axia started working, and He Yuzhu called Zhao Jianshe: "Old Zhao, let's go to Anhui."

Zhao Jianshe: "How do I get there?"

He Yuzhu: "The current road is not suitable for long-distance travel. Let's take the train."

"If you have to go back up when you take a plane, you might as well take a train."

Zhao Jianshe; "I'll go book the tickets."

He Yuzhu: "Xiaoxian used his passport, you can use his passport to buy the ticket."

Then He Yuzhu personally made some food and drinks for the car.

Xiaoxian was surprised and said: "I didn't expect that you would do it yourself."

He Yuzhu: "Don't think too much. I am also a human being. I also need to eat, drink, defecate and urinate."

"It's not like every meal is filled with fish and meat."

Xiaoxian: "I see. I thought you did that on purpose during the interview."

He Yuzhu: "I can't eat fresh seafood for every meal!"

"I drink porridge and eat steamed buns in the morning, which is no different from ordinary people."

Get ready, the three of them get on the train, the train to Anhui.

Because I bought a sleeper berth, it is relatively quiet.

In order to avoid being disturbed, Zhao Jianshe bought tickets for both the upper and lower berths.

However, Zhao Jianshe was very sensible. He gave the space to the two of them and went to another berth himself.

On the evening bus, everyone ate and drank and then rested.

He Yuzhu saw Xiaoxian sleeping in the moonlight and saw how cute he was.

When he was half asleep, he felt someone walking around.

Open your eyes: "Xiaoxian, what's wrong?"

"Brother-in-law, I want to go to the bathroom."

"But I don't dare go."

He Yuzhu: "Are you afraid of the dark?"

Xiaoxian nodded shyly: "Yeah."

He Yuzhu stood up: "I'll accompany you."

Because the carriage was dark at night, Xiaoxian looked a little weak.

He Yuzhu took the initiative to hold her hand: "This way you won't be afraid."

Xiaoxian felt strange when He Yuzhu suddenly held her hand.

When they got outside the restroom, He Yuzhu said, "I'll be standing outside, don't be afraid."

Fortunately, the train made quite a bit of noise, which avoided the embarrassment of the sound of rushing water.

But this made Xiaoxian feel a little embarrassed, luckily He Yuzhu couldn't see her blushing face.

Back in the carriage, they both found themselves refreshed and couldn't sleep.

Later in the night.

They had just fallen asleep when there was movement in the carriage.

Zhao Jianshe came over.

"Big brother."

"what happened?"

"I heard there was a vagrant on the bus."

He Yuzhu: "Shh, keep your voice down, Xiaoxian just fell asleep."

"Go back next door. I won't sleep anymore."

"If there's anything, I'll call you. We can hear everything through the wooden plank between us."

"I locked the door from the inside. It's okay."

Zhao Jianshe: "Brother, if you have any problem, just shout loudly."

He Yuzhu: "Okay, don't worry."

After Zhao Jianshe left, He Yuzhu closed the door.

Xiaoxian also woke up, and was even shaking with fear.

He Yuzhu comforted him: "Don't be afraid, Lao Zhao and I are here!"

"Brother-in-law, is this place so messy?"

He Yuzhu: "It will get better slowly, and there are civil servants on the bus, they will solve it."

"How about you hold me?"

"Or should I hold you?"

"Then you won't be afraid."

Xiaoxian originally felt embarrassed and wasn't going to agree, but she heard footsteps outside, which scared her so much that she screamed and went into He Yuzhu's arms.

She was not short, but she curled up, making He Yuzhu feel like a child who needed someone to take care of her! (End of this chapter)