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() Because of the existence of the true god, there is no system of doctors in the world of Faerun. Of course, there are still some medical skills. After all, knights as melee professions often perform tasks in the wild. There are no priests there, so the medical skills of this world are here. They grew up in a very simple place. For example, they don’t know that there is something called bacteria in the world. When a wound is injured, they know that using red-hot metal to scald the wound can prevent infection. For example, they know that the juice of certain plants Healing wounds and even preventing infection, these plants are lifesavers after the alchemy potion runs out.

Another example is that they don't know why women have blood moons every month, and there are no sanitary napkins in this world, so when women have blood moons, they usually use a kind of fabric that is particularly good at absorbing water to make a long A cloth bag with strings at the four corners, and the inside of the cloth bag is filled with crushed charcoal powder, so that after the blood moon comes, it can be tied between the legs to absorb the blood that slips out .

But in Don Quixote's view, this kind of thing is really inconvenient compared to the sanitary napkins on the earth, and it is quite troublesome to replace, and it seems not very hygienic, so Don Quixote decided to give Kai Er made some sanitary napkins. Of course, if the effect is good, he can also sell them to nobles. In his opinion, this kind of convenient and clean things is definitely a bestseller for those noble women who are troubled by the blood moon. Items that explode.

It is already May [-], and Britain has entered the hot summer again. When passing by the aristocratic district, you can hear the hum of the air conditioner.Although Kyle is not an aristocrat, she relies on her status as a high-ranking knight.Even if they lived in the main city of Zhongyang, there would be no nobles who would dare to say a word, and the law and order in the noble district was very good, so Don Quixote had asked Kyle to move his family here a long time ago. In the inner ring of the main city of Arraski, basically people here are either rich or noble, so there are the most patrolling soldiers.

In the early morning, a ray of sunlight shot into Kyle's bedroom through the window.Coupled with the sound of many air conditioners rotating together outside, although it is not loud, the hearing of high-ranking knights is very sensitive. This small sound is like countless annoying flies in her ears, especially when women have the worst temper These days, so after Kyle rolled on the bed for a while, he threw the pillow out with a snap.He sat up with a depressed face, his blond hair was flying up because of rolling around all night, "Little Tang?" Kyle was thirsty and didn't want to move, so he tried to call Don Quixote a few times. , but no one answered. "Asshole, are you leaving again?"

Anyway, there was only one person in the family, so Kyle didn't care about his naked body, and walked to the living room barefoot, with two steaming meals on the dining table.There is also a magic circle set up on it that will break when blown, which seems to be used to keep warm.There was also a note on the table, "I'm going out to do some errands, come back in the afternoon, eat one in the morning and one in the afternoon, if I'm greedy, I'll be hungry at noon, and if I'm bored, I'll read the bard's story."

"Hmph~" Seeing this note, Kyle's mood turned from cloudy to clear. In her opinion, even if Don Quixote is a lich, as long as he can always be by her side, it is enough , although some things cannot be done, but as Kyle said before, there is something called the sea of ​​consciousness in this world.

Today's weather is good, and the Arncro volcano has not erupted for a while, so these days have been sunny, Don Quixote went out early in the morning, the purpose is to buy some materials to make some daily necessities for Kyle , such as sanitary napkins, disinfectant, toothbrushes, etc. In the world of Faerun, there is no toothbrush and toothpaste, so the people here, ordinary civilians just dip some salt and rub their teeth with their fingers, and the more particular nobles will Buy a vine cut into small pieces and chew it in your mouth, using the sap and fibers of the vine to clean your teeth.

"Cotton, colored stones, alcohol, adhesives, mane." Don Quixote looked at a series of lists in his hand, all of which were the raw materials for the things he was going to make next. Some of these things were magic materials, some You can buy it in ordinary shops, so from this morning to now, Don Quixote has traveled around half of Arrasic City. Fortunately, he is a mage, and he can increase his speed without attracting attention. Otherwise, it would take a long time just to visit the whole city.

After wandering around for so long, Don Quixote has already bought most of the materials, but he has not found one, which is the lubricant substitute in toothpaste. Although Don Quixote has never carefully studied the structure of toothpaste, I know it, but I probably also know two of the ingredients. After all, I have used it for so long. One is the tiny particles that clean the teeth. I use colored stones as a substitute, because this is the most delicate stone powder he knows so far, and the particles are smooth. , it is not easy to hurt the gums, although it is difficult to hurt the gums of high-ranking knights, the other is the lubricant, which is the sticky thing that wraps the letter grains.

Originally, you can brush your teeth directly with a toothbrush dipped in stone powder, but as a somewhat obsessive-compulsive Don Quixote, he has to find this substitute lubricant. So far, the only similar product is the previous store, which sells A kind of mucus produced by tentacle-type monsters, the viscosity is enough, but if it is used to make toothpaste, Kyle will probably slash Don Quixote with a sword, and the mucus is an aphrodisiac, even if Don Quixote would not choose this kind of slime if he didn't let Kyle know, so he had to start looking for the next shop again.

"Do you have any viscous liquid here? It's best to extract it from plants."

"Yes," said a young man behind the counter. His skin was darker than the average person's, probably because he was out all the year round. He had a standard service-like smile on his face. He looked like an apprentice knight. People who sell magic materials don’t have any skills, let’s not talk about whether they can protect these things, how to obtain them is a problem, “A kind of slime that parasitizes the vines on the big tree, and the viscosity is not bad.”

"Oh," nodded Don Quixote. "Take some out and let me have a look."

"OK, just a second."

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Pretty much the same as that jerk said.Don Quixote came to a conclusion after analyzing it with psychic powers. There is no toxic side effect. The pure natural viscous juice is light green and has a faint fragrance. Although the viscosity is a bit poor, it can be used The spell draws out the water and makes it thick enough. "Very good, how do you sell this?"

"Mr. Hui," the young man in front of him seemed to be aware of Don Quixote's powerful strength, and he became more respectful, "This kind of slime was not produced near Britain, but was followed by an adventure group in the Akena Empire. It was found in the Jondal Rainforest, so although it is not too rare in itself. But it is very expensive with the transportation cost, so a bottle as big as the one you are holding in your hand is one gold coin per bottle. Of course, if you buy it in large quantities If so, we can also give a discount.”

Don Quixote looked down at the small bottle in his hand, it was about tens of milliliters.You can only buy these for one gold coin. This price is already very expensive. You must know that under normal circumstances, one gold coin is enough for an ordinary civilian family to live for about one month, of course.It is a family of three.

However, Don Quixote, who inherited the goddess of time and actually all of Alsace's property, didn't care about this. "For this bottle size, prepare a hundred bottles for me, but I request that they all be packed in a big bottle."

"Okay sir, just a moment"

The boy ran to the backstage to fill Don Quixote with slime, so there was only Don Quixote and a guard who was supposed to be a guard in front of him. Bored, he wandered around the store, looking for other people At this moment, with a snap, Don Quixote felt someone tap his shoulder again.

"Rian, Your Excellency Eagle."

Don Quixote looked back, and the chief priest was looking at him with a smile on his face, as if seeing a fat sheep. Facts have proved that Don Quixote's guess is correct, not only "generously" for her He paid the bill and even "helped" her to call a carriage, because the sun was too hot in summer.

"He's really an unexpectedly good person." Margaret, the head priest sitting in the carriage, still had the iconic smile on her face, "He has a good temper, is considerate, not ugly, and has great strength. I really envy him." Where's that little guy, Kyle?"

She came out to meet Don Quixote this time by chance. She came to buy the volcanic mud produced by the Arncro volcano for beauty treatment, and that store is relatively close to the Temple of Life, so it was a coincidence When I met Don Quixote, I exploited him for a while and bought tens of kilograms of volcanic mud.

In Kyle's new home, there is an alchemy laboratory dedicated to Don Quixote, but it is not commonly used. Most of the time, Don Quixote is studying spells, and he usually chooses to be in the living room, so the living room will There are so many spell wastes, and at this time, Don Quixote is busy in the alchemy laboratory, and it is already the second day since he came back from purchasing materials. Although Kyle is also very curious about what Don Quixote is doing, But every time, Don Quixote would send her back, saying that it was her birthday present.

Kyle, who was born as an orphan, didn't know when he was born, so after discussing with her, Don Quixote decided to set May [-]th as Kyle's birthday. Kyle didn't know that Don Quixote Why did he choose this day, but Don Quixote himself knows that according to Chinese habits, five is a blessing, and two fives are two blessings. This is a very auspicious day.

"Time is like the sand in your hand. No matter how hard you hold it, it will eventually pass by your fingertips." Accompanied by a somewhat bleak sound of a flute-like instrument, a bard slowly spoke a poignant story. Love story, the content of the story is very old-fashioned, and it can be summed up in two words. Waiting, it feels a bit like Pu Shu's "Birch Forest". She has listened to this story many times since early in the morning.

"As expected," Don Quixote sighed helplessly, "women are always very interested in this kind of frothy drama, even in the world of Faerûn."

"When~" the bell rang at midnight, announcing the arrival of Kyle's first birthday in this life. Of course, for Don Quixote, this means that he finally no longer needs to be with Kyle Watch this brainwashed love story.

So Don Quixote turned off the projector in a hurry, and then placed a few things on the coffee table that Kyle had never seen before.

"Xiaotang, is this my birthday present? Why haven't you seen it before?"

"Ha~ A daily necessities specially made for you, come, I will teach you how to use it." Don Quixote picked up a toothbrush enthusiastically, "This thing, I call it a toothbrush, comes with this tooth cleaning agent , like this," said Don Quixote, and squeezed some evenly mixed toothpaste wrapped in an iron sheet onto the toothbrush. Because of the mixture of colored stone powder, the toothpaste is also ruddy like the one on the earth, "and then , with a little water, try putting it in your mouth side to side or up and down and brush your teeth."

"Oh~" Kyle was also very curious, apparently she had never seen such a miraculous way of cleaning her teeth since she grew up.

"How about it?"

"It's refreshing, slippery, sticky, and feels so comfortable in the mouth," Kyle said vaguely with a toothbrush in his mouth.

"Very well, after brushing for a few minutes, you can rinse your mouth with water, and then rinse the teeth cleaning brush for the next use."

"What about this?" Kyle picked up a sanitary napkin and asked Don Quixote, "What is this?" Mobile users please go to read

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