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() "This o," Don Guxote chuckled a few times, "The name of this thing is Blood Moon Buster," he said, lying next to Kyle's ear, and whispered, "Do you remember? ?”

"Pfft~" Kyle took a few steps back, glared at Don Guxote angrily, then nodded with a blushing face, "I remember."

"Take this bottle of sanitizer and try it in the bathroom to see how it feels."

"Oh"

As for sanitary napkins, Don Guxote has never had any real contact with them, because he was single when he was on earth, and he is not a pervert, so he would not buy this thing, but he watched several commercials on TV, Normal people can know the principle of sanitary napkins, so it is quite simple to make them in Faerun with sufficient materials.

And because the underwear in the world of Faerun is very similar to that of the modern earth, it is made of a very elastic fabric, so the structure of the sanitary napkin has not changed much, and it can be directly attached to the underwear, which is why Kyle The first time you get stripped by Don Guxote, you will be so excited, but the only difference is that Kyle, as a conservative, wears boxer briefs and a wide range of bras, and most of the yu are dissatisfied The aristocratic young women wore thong panties and bra-like underwear that barely covered their chests.

"Wow~" There was a sound of liquid from the bathroom. Although it was very small, it could not escape Don Guxote's spiritual power. It is estimated that Kyle was cleaning some places with disinfectant. The formula of disinfectant is not difficult , the main ingredient is distilled spirits, of course, this is distilled water mixed with distilled pure distilled spirits, not Faerun’s world’s native fruit wine, ale and other low-alcohol wines mixed with many impurities. Some knights and soldiers commonly used the juice of plants that can play a role in disinfection, so this thing can also be called the Felun version of Fuyanjie.

After about a few minutes, Kyle came out of the bathroom with some awkwardness, obviously not quite used to this feeling.

"How? Feeling."

Kyle blushed on the 1st, "It's itchy, cool, and feels weird, but it's indeed much more comfortable than the previous one, at least it won't be so cramped."

"That's good. I have made a lot of these things. You can put them in the space ring. Remember, you only take them out when you need them. Otherwise, things like tooth cleaners and the blood moon nemesis will be destroyed after a long time." spoiled."

"Oh."

"Let's go, let's have midnight birthday dinner," Don Guxote had already prepared a sumptuous dinner on the dining table, but he was afraid that Kyle would steal it, so he used an opaque magic circle to isolate it, not to mention the taste , can't even see

"What's the matter?" While eating, Don Guxote found that Kyle was crying. Although he didn't make a sound, he could still see the tears dripping down.

Kyle shook his head, and wiped away the tears from his eyes, "This is the first time in my life that I have my birthday, and I like your birthday gift very much."

"That's good."

"The small hall."

"Ok?"

"One day, will you disappear suddenly, as if you have never appeared in my life?"

"Don't worry about the future, as you and I both know, I'm just a lich after all, maybe one day you will get tired of this kind of life first, so, the future will be left to the future trouble."

"Hmph~" Obviously, Kyle was not very satisfied with Don Guxote's answer, and turned his head aside.

"Ha~ Congratulations to our Queen Kyle for successfully celebrating her 25th birthday~ Dangdangdangdang~" Don Guxote took out a crown from the space ring, it was not so gorgeous, but very beautiful, Don Guxote Referring to the appearance of the crown in my memory, the top one is inlaid with the magic crystal that Arthas gave to Kyle. Apparently Don Guxote once remembered that Kyle said that he might become a queen one day or something. So secretly made one for her.

After putting the crown on Kyle, Don Guxote half-kneeled in front of Kyle, took her hand, "May Queen Kyle be young and beautiful forever."

What Don Guxote did almost made Kyle cry again, and she knew that the queen was just a boring fantasy, but at this moment, she felt that she was really the queen, just Don Guxote A queen of entry.

Unfortunately, when she was about to say something touching, what Don Guxote said next made Kyle take back the words and put an empty plate on the dining table in Don Guxote's place. With his head on, he turned around and walked into the bedroom angrily.

That sentence is, "By the way, some places are bigger."

So there is a reason why Don Guxote was a dick until his death in his last life. He didn't know the three things that a woman can never say in front of a woman: getting old, getting fat, and having small breasts

"Dang~dang~" Don Guxote opened his eyes, obviously he was startled by the knock on the door just now, the sky outside was still not bright, the time was around four or five o'clock in the morning, as for the person outside the door Who, Don Guxote could feel even with his eyes closed, is naturally Alsace, "Master, when did you learn to knock?"

"Crack!" Alsace took several rolled parchment buckets and smashed them on Don Guxote's head, "I'm not shameless enough to teleport directly into a house with a woman."

"Ha~" Don Guxote twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, "The teacher is indeed a gentleman!"

"Here," Alsace ignored Don Guxote's flattery, but threw the parchment tube in his hand, "This is the information, please contact me when you are sure," he said without waiting for Don Guxote Answer, just a space shift and then disappeared again, as if very anxious, for this, Don Guxote could only shrug his shoulders habitually, and then closed the door with a bang.

"Perfect body research data!"

Opening the parchment bucket, this line of large characters greets the eyes. Obviously, this research of Alsace is definitely not too simple. The next content is Alsace's vision, how to make a living body, between the lines It can be seen that he was also partially influenced by the lich who was wiped out by God's Judgment, but compared to that crazy guy, Alsace is obviously much more normal, and the way he chose is to resurrect the dead Body, but it seems that this difficulty is higher.

The next few pages recorded Alsace's several representative experiments, each of which represented a step towards success of the experiment, such as the transfer of the magic circle from the skin to the bone, obviously this is Don Guxote accidentally reminded Alsace of that time.

For example, how to solve the compatibility between the soul of the lich and the living body, and prevent the fluctuation of the soul of the lich from harming the body itself. Of course, this magic circle is obviously specially prepared for the resurrection of the dead. This complicated magic circle is probably dead before the magic circle is completed. Presumably, Alsace is kind-hearted and unwilling to do ** experiments to improve this magic circle. Otherwise, maybe he can rely on this magic circle to attach In the living body, of course, the biggest possibility is that Aras thought the same as himself, and what he wanted to resurrect was his own body, so there was no need to consider whether the body could bear it.

Another one is to use dragon snake grass to rejuvenate the body. Obviously, this is also the most important step in the whole experiment. After all, only after reviving the body can we consider other things. Unfortunately, according to Alsace's record above, It failed completely. What he imagined was to fill every corner of the body with the juice of the dragon snake grass full of vitality through the magic circle, and resurrect the dead body through that powerful vitality.

But in actual operation, after losing five bottles of dragon snake grass juice, Alsace knew that he had failed completely. First of all, the dragon snake grass juice had indeed penetrated into every corner of the body through the magic circle. In De's words, every cell is filled with the juice of the expensive dragon-snake grass, and under the juice of the ungodly dragon-snake grass, the body is indeed revived, and even some damaged parts are covered by the dragon-snake grass. Under the action of the juice, the repair was complete. Only then did Don Guxote know that the so-called preservative he used was made from the juice of the dragonfly grass diluted and mixed with some other materials.

But the problem is that the body seems to be revived, but it is not revived. For example, the heart will not beat, and the stomach will not wriggle after eating the revived body. Seeing this, Don Guxote understands, Al Sass just used the strong effect of Dragonfly Grass to revive the body's cells. The various circulations in the body still stay in the state after death, without blood circulation, oxygen circulation, and lymphatic circulation. After the vitality dissipated, the cells in this body would gradually starve to death!

After several failures, Alsace realized that to resurrect a complete body in a true sense, the complexity was even more troublesome than constructing the forbidden spell. Of course, the biggest problem was that Alsace didn't understand these things at all. It took 2000 years, but maybe 900 years of playing spells such as ice and snow storms, so there is no time to study the biology of in-body structure.

"Hiss~" Don Guxote put away these pieces of parchment, and narrowed his eyes habitually. After reading these materials, some ideas did emerge in his mind. Although they still need to be tested, in his It seems that I am still qualified to participate in this experiment, and my greatest advantage is that I have mastered geobiology that Alsace did not know. Although a lot of knowledge is just principles, but for the current Don Guxote Said, as long as you know the principle is enough, with the help of the soul of the powerful Mage of the Ring, many so-called principles can be transformed into reality bit by bit.

However, for this plan, there is one thing that Don Guxote cares about, that is, this body that has been painstakingly built still has a limited lifespan. Obviously Alsace does not know that even with the help of the dragon snake grass , and can only delay the aging of the body, perhaps with the help of the powerful psychic power of the mage of the domain, Alsace's own body can survive for a long time, but Don Guxote can't do it. Master is incomparable!Therefore, the easiest way to get rid of this limitation is to allow cells to replicate infinitely under controllable conditions. This is what Don Guxote once said to Sinkid's infinite reproductive unit.

Of course, there is another way, that is to use the time retrospect spell to record the healthiest state of the body at a certain point in time, and then whenever the body is injured, mutated, or aging, it can be restored to its previous state with just one spell retrospect However, Don Guxote does not have any expectations for this method. He does not think that he is the only one who has learned to use the full version of the spell. Although the spell is very complicated, there must be a small number of mages who can use it. After learning the full version, after so many years of accumulation, the mainland is full of mages, so there must be some reason why this spell has restrictions on life!

As for the three of them being reversed once in the underground palace, even the memory of the soul was modified. Now that I think about it, it may not be that the Goddess of Time secretly made a move. Of course, Don Guxote does not want to study it for the time being. , find time to ask Alsace to know why.

"Two or three months have passed, and I don't know if there is any progress in Xinjide." After muttering a few words, Don Guxote contacted Alsace through the secret communication technique. Unfortunately, Alsace seemed to be He was busy with something and didn't answer in time, so Don Guxote left him a message, which roughly said, "I think I'm fine, but I need to prepare some alchemy equipment. When I'm ready, I'll go find you again."

As for Alsace at the other end, he is in another villa and is busy improving Don Guxote’s invention, the projector, such as increasing the density of the magic circle to make the picture clearer. If Don Guxote The picture recorded by Germany is of DVD quality, and the picture of the magic circle processed by Alsace is at least 1080p.

Not only the picture, but also the sound. The stereo surround sound sounds like you are in the scene. In short, if Don Guxote sees this scene, he will definitely complain, you want to build a home theater!

"Are you ready? Menethil, I have been waiting for you all night," the Goddess of Time sitting on the sofa stretched. Before, he was afraid that Don Guxote would wait too long, so he took the space. After teleporting once, and then teleporting back quickly, after all, there is a nainai-level object sitting on the sofa!

"Okay~ Honorable Goddess Fira," Alsace said with a wave of his hand, and the curtains in the villa were automatically closed, making the originally not very bright room extremely dark, and then a huge and clear image appeared on one of the walls. As for the content, it is a full-length circus of a famous circus recorded in Alsace, "Please enjoy it slowly, Goddess Daru"

"Huh~~" Alsace, who was hiding in the corner, gasped, "This is really asking for guilt. I originally wanted to occupy the student's achievements and show favor to the goddess, but he said that the picture is not clear and asked him to improve the picture quality. Goddesses are harder to serve than women.”