My martial arts master is too crazy, 3000 million black fans

Chapter 169 The road to becoming strong begins with a sip of Wahaha!
"You are a boy, you are not a girl. Don't cry. I told you that boys should be stronger. We are samurai, so be stronger... You are still crying. The more you cry, the more people will laugh at you." Chiba Shenghei kept comforting him. My son looked embarrassed.

The younger son has been crying since he was a child and is not strong enough. Chiba Shenghei asked his younger son to learn karate in order to make his character stronger.

Today, I took my son to watch the martial arts competition, and the purpose was also to let him feel the spirit of karate.

As a result, I cried first.

Chiba Shengping, as a father, was helpless.

The two children were just making trouble, and the adults didn't pay attention.

After the episode, the adults turned their attention to the competition arena.

The countdown is on.

At three o'clock sharp, a host appeared on the competition ring.

"Good afternoon to all the viewers and netizens who are watching the live broadcast, it is now [-]pm Eastern Whale Time, and what you are watching is the exclusive live broadcast of Yangma International Channel.

I am now standing in the center of the competition ring.

I can see the auditorium from my angle, some of them are audience friends from Neon Country, welcome! "

The host waved, "There are also some audience friends from Tang Guo who are studying and working in Dongjing. Hello, welcome!"

"Clap clap clap!"

Some people in the audience applauded, and some——

A neon man with a plaster flag turban on his head stood up and shouted, "Protest! Protest! Why speak Chinese?"

"What is he protesting about?"

In the auditorium, an international student from the Tang Dynasty asked suspiciously, but he didn't hear clearly what the Neon people were protesting.

"I don't know." The person next to him shook his head simultaneously and couldn't hear clearly.

The two of them were so close that they couldn't hear clearly, and the others couldn't hear clearly either.

Seeing that he was the only one shouting in protest, Neon Man probably thought it was pointless and stopped shouting.

Sand sculpture one.

The host protested even if he spoke in Chinese. There was a Japanese translation coming from a big screen in the competition ring, but it wasn't like he couldn't understand it.

After the opening remarks, the host introduced the information and background of the contestants on both sides, "Many friends may not know why Mr. Jiang and Mr. Shenmu competed, and what past grudges there are between them. In order to let everyone know more clearly, we have made a paragraph Video, please watch on the big screen.”

The video starts playing on the big screen.

"Dear reporter friends, Master Jiang came all the way to East Whale. The purpose is actually very simple. He hopes to communicate with friends in the East Whale martial arts community."

"Family members, have you seen that Xiaolin Karate Dojo is good?"

"It's kicked out of the gym, is there any one that can be played?"

"Blow your balls!"

……

From the press conference Jiang Yang held to announce his challenge to Neon Martial Arts to the time he started playing Kobayashi-ryu Karate, the process was edited into a video.

Before the show was over, the neon people in the auditorium protested again.

This time, not one person protested, almost half of the neon people shouted:
"protest!"

"protest!"

"protest!"

The people of the Tang Dynasty are so abominable. On this occasion and at this time, a video like this is played, especially when a gangster kicks the gym and explodes Tsuna Fujimoto’s balls. What’s the purpose of playing this video again?
The intention is very sinister.

One is disgusting people, disgusting them at the scene, and even the neon audience watching the live broadcast.

The second is to attack the opponent and attack Kamikisuke's momentum. Let me tell you, your karate is vulnerable.

Should I protest in this situation?
"Protest! Protest!" Little Shota protested loudly along with his father Chiba Shenghei.

"The protest is invalid, I will counter your protest!"

It's that hateful man again.

Xiao Zhengtai turned around and shouted loudly to Xiao Lin Qiao: "Protest!"

Xiao Linqiao crossed his arms: "Bounce back!"

"I bounce back all your protests."

The expression on Xiao Zhengtai's face... isn't she about to cry again?

"You guys, what do you want to do?"

"You lost... I am interested in the two teachers' black belts, so I will accept them..."

The big screen continued to play the video.

The hateful Tang people took back their black belts, and this scene made the protests even louder.

"Karate is vulnerable!"

"Karate is vulnerable!"

At this time, the audience in Tang Dynasty shouted, and you are allowed to protest. Do you think we will not fight back?

"Karate is vulnerable!" Xiao Linqiao shouted loudly and clenched his fist at Xiao Shota.

Xiaozheng was very angry, but he didn't cry.

Neon viewers were upset.

I just like seeing you unhappy.

"Ha ha!"

Backstage, Bai Xiaoni was laughing.

Playing the video was her suggestion.

Deliberately disgusting the Neon Man.

In the words of Master, "If it's not disgusting, you are sorry for our ancestors."

Neon Man was disgusted.

Shenmujie's face was livid, and he was also stimulated.

Kobayashi-ryu's karate defeat was also very miserable.

Losing is just losing, no one can remain undefeated, it's nothing.

But being confiscated with a black belt and hanging a plaque in front of him is an insult to karate.

This is intolerable.

"Despicable, so despicable!"

"The Tang people did this on purpose."

"It must be intentional, deliberately disrupting your concentration, Teacher Shenmu, and suppressing our momentum."

Several people around Kamikisuke were angry.

He was just as angry and didn't speak.

Shan took a breath.

Shen Mujie suppressed the anger in his heart, and soon his heart returned to calm.

A master can control his emotions at any time without being disturbed.

"Next." The host's voice came, and the contestants should be invited to appear.

"Please keep watching the big screen."

and also.

Hey, what the hell is this?

There were neon people looking at the big screen stupidly, and an advertisement appeared on it...yes, it was an advertisement.

“After drinking Wahaha, eating will be delicious. Welcome to watch Wahaha AD Calcium Milk exclusively named for you by Wahaha:

Tang Guo Kung Fu, Wahaha AD calcium milk cheers for Tang Guo Kung Fu.

Thank you Leshi, Leshi gives you lots of love.

Thanks to 1:1:1 nutrition for more balanced nutrition!Goldfish Blend Oil.

Thank you, mother for choosing Mengniu skimmed milk powder.

grateful……"

The host read the advertisement very fast.

Does the Tang Dynasty audience at the scene feel familiar?
Just be familiar with it, this section imitates the sound well.

Pay attention to the atmosphere in the auditorium.

Many viewers, including those from the Tang Dynasty, had confused expressions.

"What is this? I'm here to watch the competition. Show me an advertisement first?" A Tang netizen was stunned.

"Is it a conspiracy?"

"Damn it, I was caught off guard by this wave of advertising!"

"Caught off guard."

"Do I have to watch ads even if I'm a member?"

"What a fucking ad."

Even domestic netizens are complaining, let alone Neon Man.

Backstage, a staff member was talking to Mr. Shenmu, asking Mr. Shenmu to cooperate with the advertisement after he came on stage.

Shenmusuke didn't speak, but the corners of his mouth were twitching, and there was anger in his eyes.

He was trying not to get angry.

Shen Mujie could bear it, but the people around him couldn't help it and cursed, "Assholes, you Tang people are such bastards. It's unreasonable to ask us to cooperate with him in advertising!" "It's so abominable!"

"In this sacred competition, they are still thinking about advertising and making money and they don't take us seriously."

"Teacher, please be sure to defeat the Tang people."

"Senior Shenmu, please!"

"please!"

A dozen Kobayashi-ryu karate disciples bowed to Kamikisuke.

Kamikisuke looked solemn.

There’s nothing to say, let’s see the real chapter in the ring.

Finally the voice of the host came, "Everyone, give me a warm round of applause. Mr. Jiang Yang, the representative of Tang Guo Kung Fu!"

"Dong Dong Qiang!"

There was the sound of gongs and drums, and a lion dance team of four people came out, and then more than a dozen people from Jiangyang's team came out carrying flags.

There are words written on the flag: "Martial Arts", "The No. [-] Master in Tang Dynasty", "Fighting Master", "Sword Master"...

The banner has been upgraded to a flag.

The atmosphere at the scene became heated.

The audience in Tang Dynasty all stood up and applauded enthusiastically.

There was also some disharmony. None of the neon people stood up and no one applauded.

That's all, there are still eggs to throw.

When Tang people entered the competition arena, several neon people ran to the side, threw rotten eggs, and shouted: "Jiangyang Thief Garbage!"

"The thieves are rubbish!"

Among them, Fujino and Kimura screamed the loudest.

The two threw seven or eight eggs, but were stopped by security guards.

It can be seen that there are many egg shells and egg liquid hanging on the iron net of the competition ring.

Not affected.

The lion dance team continued to dance on the stage and then played music.

This scene had been expected for a long time.

Next up is Kamikisuke’s karate team.

Boom~~
Whoa!
clap clap clap!
The cheers and applause at the scene were like thunder, and the momentum was much louder than before.

That’s right, there are twice as many neon people on site.

"ous!"

"ous!"

"ous!"

A dozen members of Kamikisuke's team shouted karate slogans in unison and walked into the competition ring.

The space inside the arena is enough to accommodate five to 60 people.

The host walked to the middle of the two teams and said loudly, "The commercial will be interrupted next, please don't go away. After the commercial, the exciting content will be broadcast soon."

After shouting, the host quickly moved aside.

Nima~~
And ads?

A netizen watching the live broadcast widened his eyes.

I saw a dozen etiquette ladies in cheongsam lining up on stage. They divided their duties, one held a billboard, and the other dragged advertising products in his hand.

The products include Wahaha AD calcium milk, mineral water, milk powder, mobile phones, and a hostess lady carrying a barrel of oil.

After each etiquette lady enters the ring, her product is displayed for three to five seconds and then replaced by the next one, just like a catwalk.

The Tang audience on one side of the auditorium had a dumbfounded expression, while the Neon people on the other side were angry.

The Neon people think this is not respecting the ring and being serious enough, and the Tang people don't respect their karate enough.

It's a blasphemy, a slight.

According to their understanding, this competition is very important. It is related to the signature of Kobayashi-ryu karate, and it is also related to the reputation of Tang Kung Fu.

If the Tang people lost, it would be embarrassing.

But they actually put out so many advertisements, why didn't they consider that you lost?

"Protest, protest!" Many neon people stood up and protested loudly.

"I loved protesting so much when I was young, so why do I also protest in advertisements?" Some viewers from Tang Dynasty were puzzled.

"There are a lot of advertisements."

"I think it's a bit funny. This competition should be more serious and not suitable for advertising, but it happened. It's really funny!"

"Haha, it's funny... Hey, hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

"Pfft...haha!"

What happened? Many people in the audience laughed.

"What's wrong?" Others didn't see it... they saw it, they saw it, "Haha! Hahaha!"

The audience in Tang Dynasty burst into laughter.

What did they see?
It turned out that Jiang Yang opened a bottle of Wahaha, took a sip, and said loudly: "Drink milk, I only drink Wahaha AD calcium milk!"

Damn it, is the advertisement so hard-core and direct?
This is not the funniest thing. The one who made everyone laugh was the neon man Kamikisuke.

He also had a bottle of Wahaha in his hand.

Behind him were a dozen karate disciples, each holding a bottle of Wahaha.

Did not drink.

Shen Mujie didn't take a sip like Jiang Yang, nor did he say anything.

Originally, Kamikisuke was asked to take a sip and say an advertising slogan.

Shen Mujie will not obey even if he is beaten to death.

Rather die than give up.

Anyway, we each took a step back, and then we saw the scene we see now.

The neon people who originally shouted in protest were stunned.

Why did Mr. Shenmu accept the advertisement?
How can this be?
Why don't you protest with a hammer!

"Pfft...haha!"

"Wow, wow, this wave of advertisements is awesome!"

"Laughed and cried."

"I'm curious how much money Wahaha paid?"

"I can understand that Jiang Yang's thief advertises for Wahaha, but why did he also endorse Wahaha when he was a kid?"

"Wow, haha, that's awesome!"

"It's a shame to ask!"

"Drinking milk, I only drink Wahaha AD calcium milk [laughing]"

"I said the path to becoming a strong person starts with drinking Wahahaha."

"epic!"

The barrage in the live broadcast room filled the screen, and many netizens from Tang Dynasty laughed and cried.

Too messed up.

It was originally a serious competition, representing the peak showdown between Tang Dynasty Kung Fu and Karate, but now the atmosphere was completely distorted.

They were all led astray by a wave of advertising.

"Hello everyone, the commercial time is over, please come back!" the host said.

"There should be no ads, right?" a netizen muttered.

"I would like to invite Mr. Jiang Yang and Mr. Shen Mujie to come closer and interview you two." The host spoke.

The two teams were two or three meters apart.

Jiang Yang smiled and took the initiative to get closer.

There was nothing new in the following interview with the host. It was just one party playing Tang Kung Fu and the other party playing karate.

"Mr. Jiang, do you want to say anything to Mr. Shenmu before the competition?" the host asked.

Jiang Yang smiled, "Mr. Shenmu, you are a sixth-degree black belt. You should be better than Mr. Fujimoto Tsuna, a fourth-degree black belt. I hope you can give your best, but don't be too weak like Mr. Fujimoto Tsuna. You are so weak that I am very disappointed, Mr. Shenmu, you won’t let me down, right?”

"Hmph!" Shenmujie snorted coldly, this was his response.

"I like your unruly attitude. I hope Mr. Shenmu will use your bushido spirit and try your best to defeat me. I am very eager to fail. Please let me taste what it feels like to fail. Please, Arigado !”

Jiang Yang said the last sentence in Japanese and bowed.

Shen Mujie's mouth twitched, he wanted to curse... but he couldn't hold it back.

He wants to maintain his identity as a karate master.

Maintain the image of Kobayashi-ryu Karate.

But you can't be as rude as the people of Tang Dynasty.

(End of this chapter)