My martial arts master is too crazy, 3000 million black fans

Chapter 170: Trapping people: Is it reasonable to have a wrench on you?

"Mr. Jiang, are you familiar with Mr. Shenmu?"

The host is still asking.

Endless.

Kamikisuke frowned slightly, the host's interview time was no less than 10 minutes.

"Mr. Jiang, karate originated from our country of Tang. Is there any basis for this statement?"

"certainly……"

Bastard~~
On purpose, the host deliberately kept the interview for so long and asked questions that made him uncomfortable.

Make him restless.

Kamikisuke realized that he was indeed a little impatient and immediately became alert.

Take a deep breath.

Adjust your inner emotions and stabilize yourself.

But it didn't last long, and Shen Mujie became impatient again.

"Mr. Jiang, are you planning a gift for Mr. Shenmujie?" the host asked with a smile.

"Yes." Jiang Yang waved his hand, Gao Meng and Li Lei behind him brought up two gifts.

Wrapped in cloth, one is long and the other is slightly shorter, more than one meter long.

what gift?
In the live broadcast room, netizens showed curious eyes.

"It can't be a crutch, right?" There are anti-fans of Gang Yang... No, now it's a red fan. Look at the thing about two meters long and wrapped in cloth, which looks a bit like a crutch.

Haha!

It's really a crutch.

Gao Meng removed the cloth, revealing a pair of crutches.

"hateful!"

"asshole!"

"Too deceiving!"

"People from the Tang Dynasty dare to insult us?"

A group of karate disciples behind Shenmujie became angry on the spot, and even Shenmujie himself looked cannibalistic.

Jiang Yang ignored the other party's cannibalistic gaze with a smile on his face, "Mr. Shenmujie, when we meet for the first time, small gifts are not considered respectful.

Our Tang Dynasty is a country of etiquette, so we prepare this gift.

This thing is called a crutch.

Gao Meng, show Mr. Shenmusuke how to use it. "

Gao Meng demonstrated, holding up a cane and limping back and forth a few steps in front of Xiaori.

"Ha ha!"

There was laughter from the audience.

You don’t have to look to see that it’s definitely the Tang audience who are laughing.

Kamikisuke's face turned a little dark.

If he hadn't held back and said nothing, the disciple behind him would have rushed over to beat him with his angry eyes.

After a demonstration, Jiang Yang said with a smile, "Mr. Shenmu, you can use this crutch when you get injured later. You're welcome. We are a country of etiquette, and this kind of care is not worth mentioning."

"Mr. Jiang, you have prepared it for yourself early," Shenmujie said coldly.

I can still bear it these days.

Jiang Yang smiled slightly.

The second gift, when you open the box, is a samurai sword.

"I respect you very much, Mr. Shenmu, and I have prepared two gifts. This is a samurai sword from your country. Mr. Shenmu may be able to use it."

Kamikisuke showed doubts.

I don’t understand what it means when the other party gives me a knife?
Even netizens are guessing.

"Why did you give me a samurai sword... Damn it, I know, it's for hara-kiri!"

Jiang Yang gave the katana to Kamikisuke.

Instead of taking the cane just now, Shenmu took the katana instead.

The next moment, his face turned black.

"Sir, if you fail and cannot think of anything else, I can commit seppuku with this katana to show my allegiance to your emperor."

"Bastard!"

No matter how much Kamikisuke could bear it, he couldn't bear it anymore at this time.

He became furious, first threw away his katana, and then rushed forward.

He rushed forward, and the karate disciples behind him also rushed forward.

hehe~~
Jiang Yang is smiling, he has been waiting for you for a long time.

More than thirty members from both sides pushed each other, punched and kicked each other in the ring, and a scuffle broke out.

They got into a fight and it was an exciting scene.

"what!"

"Oh"

"Ah oh oh!"

This is the sound of someone being beaten and screaming in pain.

"Stop, stop, stop fighting, security, security is coming soon, pull them away." The host shouted, a little panicked.

Are you really panicking?

If you look carefully, the host still has a smile in his eyes, and there is no trace of panic.

As you think, this is a well-designed link. It is expected that if you give two things, the little day will explode and the two sides will fight.

If we fight, then...

Sell ​​the pass first.

The audience all stood up and looked at the melee on the ring in astonishment.

"Beat Xiaozhi to death!",

"Hit!"

"Hit, beat the Tang people!"

In the live broadcast room, netizens from the two countries were not afraid of big troubles and would rather fight.

After a while, a group of security guards separated the two sides of the melee.

"Wow~"

"Fuck!"

"Ah ha ha!"

When the two parties separated, many Tang netizens expressed shock and even laughed.

Neon netizens were dumbfounded.

"How could this happen?" A young fat man in Nagoya was dumbfounded and couldn't believe his eyes.

He saw a scene like this: Tang Dynasty Kung Fu and Karate parties were separated. They looked very embarrassed. Some of their clothes were torn and some of their hair was messed up.

It doesn't matter if the clothes are rotten or the hair is messed up, as long as the person is not injured.

No one in the Tang Kungfu team was injured...not really, one arm was scratched, and one shoulder was bitten.

There was also a bald head with bleeding from his nose. The bald head wiped the nosebleed and didn't care. Instead, he smiled.

Only three people were slightly injured.

However, on the karate side, everyone was injured.

Almost half of the people had bruises on their noses and faces, some had half their faces swollen, some had bruised eyes, and some had a tooth knocked out.

One foot seems to be lame.

Master Shenmujie, with two black eyes, looks like a giant panda.

Note that Teacher Shenmusuke is wearing white karate clothes and has two black eyes. Isn’t this a panda?

How can it be so miserable?

This is Xiaofei Zhai's question.

Yes, why is it so miserable?
It's a melee, both sides have equal manpower, so it's not a big deal.

The audience at the scene could not see it as clearly as the netizens. After two or three seconds, the real-time scene of the arena appeared on the big screen, and then they saw it.

"Wow, what's going on?"

"Pay attention to the bruises and swollen faces of the little ones, haha!"

"what happened?"

"why is it like this?"

"Why, Master Shenmujie and the others were beaten so badly that their noses were bruised and their faces were swollen?"

"Master Shenmujie is injured?"

Fujino, Kimura and other otakus were stunned.

I can't believe that almost all the dozen or so karate people were injured, even Master Kamikisuke was injured.

On the other hand, people in the Tang Dynasty had nothing to do.

The Jiang Yang thief from the Tang Dynasty was unscathed except for his clothes being a little messy.

Could it be that people from the Tang Dynasty are particularly good at fighting, but they are weak in karate?

Can't think of it?

The secret is that the Jiangyang team can really play.

There are more than a dozen of them, except for Gao Meng and Li Lei, they are all professional fighters from the King of Kings Club.

There are also two martial arts masters, Yang Hu and Da Zhuang, mixed in among them.

Well... with mercy, it's not really a secret.

At this time, a little boy shouted and revealed the secret.

A lame little boy pointed at Gao Meng and shouted, "He has something hidden in his leg!"

Xiaotian kicked Gao Meng in the thigh.

As a result, his leg became lame.

Gao Meng is fine.

That's right, Gao Meng had two steel bars tied to his legs and a steel plate hidden in his chest.

Now you know the secret.

"That's right, I've been practicing martial arts all year round with steel bars tied to my legs, is there a problem?" Gao Meng smiled, and deliberately rolled up his legs, exposing two steel bars.

"You..." Xiaozi was so angry that he couldn't speak.

People who practice martial arts have something tied to their legs to practice. This explanation is very reasonable.

Is there a problem? "Snapped!"

What's the sound?

Everyone's eyes moved to Li Lei, and a wrench fell out of his clothes from behind.

Li Lei quickly picked it up and said, "Don't panic, everyone. I just carry it with me for daily practice, so it makes sense."

Nima.

Bring a wrench to practice, who would believe it?

"Very reasonable."

"Very reasonable."

"I am an auto repairman and I usually carry a wrench. I think it is reasonable and there is no problem."

"My chef usually carries a wrench, doesn't it make sense?"

"I'm a junior high school physics teacher. It makes sense to bring a wrench for my lectures, right?"

"Haha, I cried with laughter!"

"What a pit!"

"I'm a little curious as to why he hid a wrench and why the bald guy had steel bars tied to his legs. Was he expecting a fight?"

"See through and don't tell the truth."

If you see through it, don’t tell it off.

"You guys are so despicable!" In the arena, a neon man with an inch hair was extremely angry.

His face was swollen.

"Why are we so despicable?" Gao Meng sneered.

"You have something hidden on your body to plot against us?"

"Let me remind you, who made the first move?"

Yes, who made the first move?

You took action first, we didn't say we were going to take action. Since we didn't take action, I didn't hide anything on my body to plot against you. You don't care about me.

This truth can be said everywhere.

The dozen or so neon people were angry and aggrieved.

Who told you to strike first? If you are beaten, you must stand at attention.

"Mr. Jiang, Mr. Shenmu, is the competition between the two of you still going on?" A referee came up to speak.

"I'm casual. Teacher Shenmu, are you seriously injured? How about we wait for you to recover and fight again some other time?" Jiang Yang said in a concerned tone.

"No, this competition must continue." Shen Mujie said and glanced at Yang Hu.

In the melee just now, he was hugged from behind by Yang Hu. He couldn't move for a few seconds before Jiang Yang punched him in the panda eye.

Shen Mujie realized that this humble Tang Guoren (Yang Hu) was a master.

Hugging him and making him struggle for a short time is not a master.

Still an extraordinary master.

Shen Mujie is as big and strong as a gorilla, and few people can hug him, but Yang Hu is ordinary and can indeed trap him. He is a hidden master.

"Please prepare for the next performance, both of you," the referee said.

The fight didn't start right away, but the two sides performed a section of martial arts on the ring.

Both sides dispersed.

"Boss Jiang, this guy is so strong that I almost couldn't hold him. You have to be careful." Yang Hu whispered in Jiang Yang's ear.

Jiang Yang smiled.

He is so strong, can it be bigger than his punch?

"Senior Shenmu, are you okay?" The assistant looked at Shenmujie with dark eyes and couldn't help but worry.

"It's okay." Shen Mujie said.

Just a skin injury.

When the assistant applied ice to his eyes, Kamikisuke made no sound, but his hands clenched into fists unconsciously, indicating that he was in pain.

He just tolerates it.

While both sides were repairing, some clothes were torn and had to be replaced, and some had some injuries that needed to be treated... While they were repairing, the referee was explaining the process and rules of the martial arts competition to the audience.

First, representatives from both sides performed a section of their respective martial arts.

Next comes the real competition.

The competition between Jiang Yang and Shen Mujie has no time limit until one party falls.

It was originally designed to be turn-based, but it was changed.

Both parties in the competition are not allowed to carry weapons. This is the only restriction. There are no other rules. Taboos such as eye penetration, kicking in the crotch and other taboos that cannot appear in the fighting ring are allowed.

This is a martial arts competition, a competition between the two countries' martial arts. Naturally, the actual competition does not have so many rules.

10 minutes passed in the blink of an eye.

In the first session, martial arts will be performed, and karate will be performed first.

Seven or eight people led by Kamikisuke walked to the center of the ring.

"Ha ha!"

"puff……"

"Sorry, I really want to laugh."

There was laughter in the audience.

Shen Mujie's face looked a little ugly.

You can’t blame the audience for laughing, you don’t look at yourselves either.

Not to mention other people, Mr. Kamikisuke, you have two panda eyes. Although the bruises have faded a little, they are still very obvious.

This look is really funny.

"Pfft...haha!"

Bai Xiaoni really wanted to hold back her laughter, but it was so funny.

"Pay attention to politeness."

"Hahaha!"

It was okay that the master didn't speak, but Bai Xiaoni laughed even louder.

"hateful!"

"The people of Tang are so abominable!"

"Despicable and shameless!"

There were angry curses from the audience, it was the neon audience who were dissatisfied.

The curses drowned out the laughter.

Stop laughing.

Really stop laughing.

Bai Xiaoni covered her face and turned away, but she couldn't help laughing when she saw Shenmujie's panda eyes.

When there was movement on the stage, Bai Xiaoni turned around. It was Kamikisuke who started performing karate.

The performers split stone slabs with their hands and kicked wooden boards with their feet.

Several layers of stone slabs were shattered with one palm.

Flying into the air, he kicked off the wooden board.

There was applause from the audience.

Neon people are very excited, this is the karate they believe in.

"That's it?" Bai Xiaoni curled her lips.

Only one who can catch the master's punch is considered powerful.

The performance ended a few minutes later, and the whole house cheered.

Don't look at it despite your panda eyes. Shen Mujie's karate skills are beautiful.

"Long live the Emperor!"

"Long live!"

"Karate Invincible!"

But the little days at the scene were exciting.

Next, Master Jiang came on stage.

The master performed a set of Bajiquan.

Fist with the wind.

The figure is chic, just one word - handsome!

The layman looks at the excitement and the insider looks at the doorway.

Kamikisuke's expression turned serious.

With a set of Bajiquan, Shen Mujie saw that his opponent should not be underestimated.

The Tang people used this set of Bajiquan to defeat Tsuna Fujimoto.

Don't fight an uncertain battle. Shen Mujie has a detailed understanding of Bajiquan, which is indeed extraordinary.

"it is good!"

"handsome!"

"Wonderful!"

The whole house is just as happy, but Neon Man admits that he is handsome even though he doesn't say it with his mouth.

It's not over yet, Bai Xiaoni, Gao Meng, Li Lei and others came up, each holding weapons in their hands, including swords, spears, swords and halberds.

What is this for?

"Dear audience, what you are about to enjoy next is Master Jiang's first overseas performance of his unique magical skill—the golden bell jar!"

Wow, golden bell!
Tang netizens were all excited.

Domestic netizens know everything that Gang Yang's famous stunt is the Golden Bell Hood, although he is rarely seen showing it on the ring.

It has only been shown once so far, and the video of that time caused controversy on the Internet.

There are two factions of opinion on the Internet, one is amazed, bull beep.

There is also a group of people who question whether it is fake or a prop.

It was controversial for a while.

Regardless of whether it is controversial or not, netizens are looking forward to it.

In contrast, the Neon Man was unresponsive.

Normally, Neon people don’t know anything about the golden bell cover, they have never heard of it.

(End of this chapter)