my gilded age

Chapter 59 This is the real 'donkey getting water'

"Hahaha……"

In the Kyoto Theater, there was constant laughter at this time. Such a scene is rare. Judging from Manager Zhang’s years of experience, it seems that this drama "The Appearance of Lu Deshui" is going to be a hit!

These days, you can tell whether a drama is popular by listening to the laughter. Anyway, that's what "Rhinoceros in Love" played by the big star Meng Jing is like this. Moreover, listen to this line just now.

"Pei Kuishan, is your lower body not working well?"

"Zhang Yiman, what do you mean?"

"What do you mean, she said you can't do it!"

"What can't I do?"

"You can't do it internally."

"You know I can't do it? Have you tried it?"

"Tetsuo, just give him a try. It won't take more than a few seconds."

"a ha ha ha……"

This is a dialogue between three people, two men and one woman, this line is simply too daring to say!

Manager Zhang heard the guy Song Qingyu copy the lines before, but he didn't dare to do this. It had this meaning, but it was very reserved. I'm afraid this is because Song Qingyu is a teacher, and he still can't let go of new-school dramas.

However, as for new-style dramas, Manager Zhang’s experience is that the more liberal you are, the better.Let's just talk about the very popular "Rhinoceros in Love". In it, there's semen, mating, etc. Anyway, you dare to use any words, that's what's new.

Anyway, Manager Zhang thinks so.

But at this moment, Manager Zhang thought of another thing, and that was the call from Bai Shiqiu he had received before.

"Manager Zhang, our "The Appearance of Lu Deshui" will be performed on the same day as "The Donkey Gets Water". Didn't you know about this?"

"Huh? Do I still need to tell them about this?"

"Of course."

"I said, Bai Shiqiu, classmate Bai! Are you not sick? You are copying other people's plays, and you still want to tell them openly? Are they all performing on the same day?"

"What's wrong with that?"

"Do you want to be so loud?"

"Wouldn't it be better to be more high-profile?"

"Isn't it supposed to be that you enter the village quietly and don't let anyone shoot you?"

"Manager Zhang, I, Bai Shiqiu, an upright Chinese, how can I imitate a little devil in my work?"

This phone call made Manager Zhang feel ashamed for most of the day. Finally, he cursed Bai Shiqiu in his heart and told Qingju Opera over there.

But now it seems that Bai Shiqiu is really not simple...

Got it, finally got it.Anyway, Manager Zhang wanted to understand why Bai Shiqiu insisted on letting "Lu Deshui Appears" and "Donkey Gets Water" to be performed on one day. This kid is not crazy at all, he is smart... No, this kid is really crazy, crazy and smart.

Manager Zhang's ambivalence at this time is unknown to others, especially the audience and reporters, who are laughing non-stop now.

"The Appearance of Lu Deshui" is indeed very good. The lines are very bold, much bolder than the previous "Donkey Gets Water". Although Song Qingyu copied Bai Shiqiu's script, there were some words that made the teacher blush. , just change it.

Moreover, not only the lines, the play itself is also very bold...

The story of this play happened during the Republic of China in a school called Sanmin Primary School in the northwest mountainous area. The principal's surname was Sun. He led three people, Zhang Yiman, Zhou Tienan, Pei Kuishan, and his daughter Sun Jia to take root in the countryside. , want to teach rural children to read.

This matter itself is very meaningful and ideal, and it must be said that it is indeed a good thing.

However, there are many difficulties. At this time, the war is in chaos, and you have to carry out something that Principal Sun calls an educational experiment. You can imagine how difficult it is.

Moreover, no matter what you do, you need money, so Principal Sun cleverly falsely reported a teacher and paid for it.

The teacher who made the false report was Lu Deshui. In fact, he was a donkey in this school. He was called "De Shui" because he brought water to the school.

After eating such a free salary, there was some room for funds, but these people immediately exposed some small greed.

For example, Zhou Tienan bought some sports equipment, Zhang Yiman made some clothes, Pei Kuishan... Even Principal Sun repaired his glasses with donkey deshui's salary.

But this was only the beginning. One day, the school bell was broken, and the donkey had to go fetch water. Principal Sun asked his daughter to find a small coppersmith. When the donkey came back, he found that his nest was The fire burned.

Sun Jia protects the water: "Why aren't you putting out the fire? Why are you taking the water away?!"

Zhang Yiman grabbed the water: "The fire is burning like this, there is not enough water."

Sun Jia, "If you don't save me, how do you know it won't work?!"

Zhang Yiman, "What should I drink at night if the water is gone? What should I drink tomorrow?"

Sun Jia, "Don't drag me! I brought this water! I followed Deshui to fetch it! Dad, the donkey shed is gone. Where does Donkey Deshui live?"

Principal Sun, "Sun Jia, stop making trouble. It's just a donkey. Do you really think of it as a human being?"

Sun Jia, "Stop! If any of you dare to touch me again, I will sue you!"

Principal Sun said angrily: "Who are you suing?" "I'm suing you! I'm suing you for falsely reporting a donkey as a teacher! I'm suing you for free wages! Corruption! I'll put you all in jail!"

"Can you say that again!"

The first strong impact, Sun Jia's outburst exposed the filth inside this seemingly good mountain village primary school, and Principal Sun fell into trouble here.

"Sun Jia, let me tell you! If you want to sue, sue your father and me alone. This is my idea! They don't even know."

It must be said that at this time, Teacher Xu's performance and his profound line skills are impressive.

This is the first small outbreak of this drama, but there is also Song Qingyu's "Donkey Gets Water" before. Is there any difference here?
"Hahaha……"

The audience laughed a little more here, and this laughter was because... there was a donkey.

For stage plays, no matter if it is a drama or a musical, due to the limitation of the stage, some props are not acceptable, except for 'fire'. It is fine to use red silk and satin and blow the air underneath. It is very vivid, but there is no way for a donkey. .

How could we lead the donkey up? How could the theater agree to it?Moreover, is this donkey a prop or an actor?

However, our "The Appearance of Lu Deshui" contains donkeys!

Needless to say, it's a fake donkey.

But what happened to this fake donkey?
"Old Bai! I'm not done with you!" Zhang Hangqi was on the stage at this time, but no one saw his true appearance. All they saw was the 'fake donkey'.

Well, more than a month ago, Zhang Hangqi received a call from Tie Zi Lao Bai, asking what are you doing?Zhang Hangqi answered directly that he was looking for a job and just wanted to play. Then Lao Bai said that he had a show in the capital and needed people...

Zhang Hangqi was happy, he was really capable, and he was able to make a stage play, but then...

"This is a key character and the soul of our play. Our play was originally called "Donkey Gets Water."

After being deceived like this, Zhang Hangqi starred in the first supporting role in his life... "Donkey, Get the Water" with no lines at all.

There is absolutely no such donkey in the script copied by Song Qingyu before, and it will definitely not be seen on the stage anyway. Therefore, this 'donkey' really has a soul and is very meaningful to our play. It is different from Song Qingyu's "Donkey" "Get water".

But Zhang Hangqi has already made up his mind that when the play is over, he will beat Lao Bai hard...

"Hahaha……"

This 'donkey' is just a puppet costume, but in terms of movements, especially because Zhang Hangqi has no acting skills, it surprisingly makes people feel very cute. It's a later term, silly and cute, which melted the hearts of many viewers and reporters. Heart, laughter continues.

But, after all, the donkey was not the protagonist, and he soon went down. And now, our Sanmin Primary School has to deal with the special commissioner. What should we do?

The little coppersmith who repaired the school bell unexpectedly fell into everyone's sight.

Let the little coppersmith pretend to be Teacher Lu Deshui, and this task fell to Zhang Yiman.

"Come on, say it to me, NICE-TO-MEET-YOU."

"NICE-TO-MEET-YOU."

"Wow, principal, he is a genius."

Teacher Lu Deshui applied to be an English teacher, so naturally he had to teach him English now. Fortunately, this little coppersmith was Mongolian and learned English very quickly.

But, that's not the point.

Zhang Jingchu plays the role of Zhang Yiman. At this time, she is wearing a cloth cheongsam. The placket on the side is not short, revealing a pair of white and slender long legs. It was already very thought-provoking, but now, There were always some small frictions with that little coppersmith.

this……

Bai Shiqiu's original script did not include this detail, but Zhang Yiman's character is actually a bit dissolute. She has a bad history, which can be heard from the speeches of several characters.

The work "The Donkey Gets Water" was quite bold when it was first performed on the stage.

Some people commented that this should be 16 bans.

Some are dark, obscure, provocative, seductive... none of these were in the original script, but now Bai Shiqiu of course wants to present them one by one.

hiss~~
As the audience watched, their breathing became heavy.

Of course, this is just because Zhang Jingchu's beauty is stunning, and then she is so secretly teasing, it really makes people think wildly.

"This is the original version."

"It's really better than the previous one."

"I look fine."

Both the audience and reporters felt that this "The Appearance of Lu Deshui" was the real "Donkey Gets Water".

　I recommend a two-dimensional imaginative work "Transformation: How to Make a Villain Crooked and So Bad". It is said that if the performance of this book reaches a certain level, the author will sell his integrity...

　　I won’t say too much, thank you all, thank zero, thank pinshukan, thank Fat Master Ji, thank you for peace in the prosperous age, thank you for smoking Totoro, thank you for eating without sleeping, thank you brothers for your support, thank you very much.

　　So what, please give me a recommendation vote, please give me a favorite, thank you very much, please let Hei Che talk about our donkeys getting water.

　　


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