my gilded age

Chapter 60 Deformation
From a performance point of view, these students of the Chinese Opera, even senior sister Zhang Jingchu, can never be better than the senior drama actors of the Youth Theater. It is a Youth Theater, not an ordinary unit.

However, now in the Capital Theater, both the audience and reporters feel that the "The Appearance of Lu Deshui" in front of them is better than the previous "Donkey Gets Water".

On the one hand, it has to do with the previous teacher Song Qingyu, and on the other hand, that is of course the 'new' aspect of our drama.

"Teacher Lu Deshui, you have really shown your true colors."

When the special correspondent heard Teacher Lu Deshui's unique Mongolian English, he said something like this. So, what does this mean... has the incident of free payment at Sanmin Primary School been exposed?

The faculty and staff of Sanmin Primary School all came over and said, some people have to admit their mistakes, and some people have to take responsibility, but...

"Are you able to carry it?" The commissioner spoke sternly, but smiled at Teacher Lu Deshui: "The only person who can carry the banner of rural education in China is Teacher Lu Deshui."

this……

"Hahaha……"

"This special correspondent is the male version of Xiao Yanzi... hahaha..."

The audience couldn't help but laugh. This special correspondent was really interesting. He was a guy with nothing at all. He could listen to Mongolian as a Shakespeare classic...

Zhou Shen himself almost stopped laughing.

However, this can be considered as deceiving the special correspondent.

"what?"

"Thirty thousand! It's thirty thousand! Teacher Lu Deshui's salary is thirty thousand French currency, which is 100 times ours!"

"Ah ha ha……"

"Teacher Lu Deshui's salary belongs to us, right? Hahaha..."

Originally, Teacher Lu Deshui's salary was 1800 French currency, but now, it suddenly became 3. The change was so big that several teachers at Sanmin Primary School became even more concerned. They also needed to take photos of Teacher Lu Deshui. Zhang Yiman and The little coppersmith pretending to be Lu Deshui, this time is really...

The lights went dark and the curtain changed.

This is a healthy stage play, and there is absolutely nothing big-scale.

Backstage.

"Quick!"

"'Two months later' starts, this is the key!"

"Where's the gun? Are you ready?"

"OK!"

"Where's the sound effect? ​​How's it going?"

"no problem!"

After all, it is the first time for everyone, and they are very nervous, and the backstage is quite chaotic. The next scene is that the special commissioner will come again two months later, and in order to express the time issue after these two months, everyone needs to Change your outfit.

Don’t forget, our Sanmin Primary School now has an extra 3 French currency every month.

"Old Bai, you are so unreasonable! You actually let your buddy play the role of a donkey."

"Oh, Tiezi, don't talk about this now. When it's over, I'll treat you to hot-boiled pork."

"If you can't boil meat, you have to roast duck!"

"well……"

Zhang Hangqi was filled with righteous indignation. He still looked like the donkey. This donkey was also a 'high-tech' product. In order to allow him to act as a donkey without having to stand on all fours, he borrowed the unique folk art of land boat racing. …

I won't go into these details for now, 'two months later' will come.

Beautiful music, bright lights, and several teachers from Sanmin Primary School are dancing. They are rich now and can be cool and unrestrained.

At this time, they were all happy, and everyone had changes. The most obvious one was Pei Kuishan, who had an extra mink on his body.

Immediately afterwards, the lights changed and there was another small screen change. Soon everyone saw the difference.

"De Shui Classroom."

The signboard of Sanmin Primary School is no longer hung, and the name of the teacher is directly on it, which shows the power of these 3 French currency.

"Who's in charge here?"

A peasant woman with a dark face came, and she said she was the wife of a young coppersmith.

"You did it!"

"Are you doing this?"

"Oh my god, fellow countryman, my eldest sister is from Fengtian. Where are you from?"

"Oh my god, I'm from Xinjing..."

It's okay, Tetsuo and this coppersmith's wife have become fellow villagers, but it's a pity that they still won't let Sanmin Primary School go.

"I just want to ask, who among you broke the shoe with my coppersmith?!"

"My coppersmith, I'm going back from you guys! I didn't do any work when I got home, and I was flipping through a few broken books, babbling, I don't know which language they are speaking in!"

"We have been married for so many years and I still don't know about him?"

"Has he changed his posture in all these years? Huh?!"

"Just go back from you! The posture has also changed, and there have been more tricks. Yesterday! Just yesterday! He bit my ear fucking!"

"You said you were going to do things, so just bite your ears! Are ears edible?!"

this paragraph...

"Hahaha……"

The audience burst into laughter.

I have to say that Ma Li did a great job, especially her voice, which couldn't be better.

And this time.

"There's a car coming!"

"Oops! Special commissioner! It's a special commissioner!"

"Why is he here?"

"Okay! The commissioner's head was kicked by a donkey!"

"Isn't it De Shui?"

"Water and it get along well."

This special correspondent was really unlucky. His head was shot by a water-loving female donkey.

"Hahaha……"

The continuous laughter made the audience and reporters a little overwhelmed.In fact, there is no performance on the stage, it all depends on the lines, but when I think about the silly and cute look of the donkey, it also has a sweetheart, which is really unbearable.

The special commissioner came again. No matter why he came, he must first resolve the matter of the young coppersmith and his wife. So, several teachers from Sanmin Primary School began their own transformation.

"Zhang Yiman! If the principal hadn't helped you back then, where the hell would you be selling it now?!"

The black plaster on Pei Kuishan's forehead and the mink all over his body definitely stood out. At this time, in order to solve the problem, he forced Zhang Yiman to explain the problem of the broken shoes. Pei Kuishan's face was really vicious.

Zhang Mo's little eyes really played a big role.

Zhang Yiman was finally forced to help, she told the coppersmith couple.

"It's really you, it's really you! You're so hard!"

The coppersmith's wife is quite fierce.

And in this story, at the end, Zhang Yiman had no choice but to let go of the coppersmith completely. "Do you still want to live with me? Sleeping with you just to let you take pictures."

"You really think I like you?"

"That's the kind of person I am, as long as it's a man, it just happened to be you that day."

"Are you awake? Go home with your wife quickly."

"Do you really think of yourself as a human being? You are just an animal in my heart!"

Finally, the coppersmith was injured and left, but his wife left a message.

"You are the animals!"

At this time, Zhang Yiman squatted down, trembling all over.

"I'm sorry, Coppersmith, I'm sorry."

The lights went dark and the scene changed again.

This darkness left some time for the audience and reporters to think about why Zhang Yiman was like this just now.

Soon, the lights in Deshui's classroom came on.

"Mr. Ross's altitude sickness is a bit serious..."

It turned out that not only the special commissioner came this time, but also an American named Ross. He was the one who funded Teacher Lu Deshui's salary. Now, the matter was serious and it was about to become an international issue.

but.

"If Mr. Ross asks, you must say that Teacher Lu Deshui's salary is 10."

10?
Needless to say, people in the Ministry of Education took a big hit.

"It's been a long time since the Ministry of Education was involved in making illegal money."

"This is a reasonable distribution, Zhou Tienan, do you understand?"

Zhou Tienan, the northeastern guy played by Bai Shiqiu, so far has been very tough and direct, saying whatever he wants.

Now we need to find Teacher Lu Deshui, but all the coppersmiths have been taken away, what should we do?
"NICE-TO-MEET-YOU."

Coppersmith, oh no, it’s Teacher Lu Deshui who appears again...

The special commissioner was elated, and everyone at Sanmin Primary School was also happy, but they soon discovered that something was wrong.

Teacher Lu Deshui said, "When I first came to this school, the principal told me that there is no distinction between education and discrimination. I once saw a coppersmith who was taken advantage of because he was uneducated. He is treated as a human being, and after being used, he is still called a beast."

It's over, the coppersmith has awakened!

"I want you to fire Teacher Zhang Yiman!"

Lu Deshui could cooperate with the special correspondent to deceive the Americans, but that was the condition.

"why?"

"She called me an animal!"

"So……"

"How about you scolding her too? Is that fair?"

Everyone still stopped him, and in the end they just scolded Zhang Yiman. However, it was difficult for the principal to say it because he was the one who caused this incident.

"I'll scold you!" Pei Kuishan stood up again, "Zhang Yiman, I'll tell you the truth, you are a stinking bitch!"

All kinds of vicious words burst out from Pei Kuishan's mouth, and all the resentment he had accumulated before about being ridiculed and ridiculed burst out.

But these are not enough...

"Cut her hair for me!"

Once he gained power, the little coppersmith took revenge crazily.

Although President Sun looked unwilling, he still picked up the scissors...

As soon as the lights went dark, the sound of scissors clicking was heard continuously until the lights came back on.

"I, I...ahhhh..."

Zhang Yiman is crazy!
Her hair became like a dog's gnaw, and the beautiful girl was gone.

"Enough! I've had enough! Lu Deshui is just a donkey! He is just an animal! This man is not a teacher, he is a liar!"

Zhou Tienan finally couldn't help it and revealed the truth.

What will the special correspondent do?

"This is my former subordinate."

A soldier appeared.

"Don't catch me, don't..." Teacher Lu Deshui, who had been showing off his power just now, instantly became a coppersmith, kneeling in front of the soldier, begging.

but.

"You don't have to be like this, Teacher Lu Deshui."

"Teacher Lu Deshui?"

"I said he is Teacher Lu Deshui, and he is Teacher Lu Deshui. What? What's the problem?"

The special correspondent knew the truth, but his choice was still to continue the drama.

"You bastards! I won't act! I'm going to sue you!"

Zhou Tienan never wanted to join them again.

"There is a limit to my tolerance for the temper of intellectuals." The commissioner was very angry, and the soldier drew his gun.

"Come on!" Zhou Tienan was extremely tough, "You told him to destroy me! Come on!"

boom!The gun went off.

The lights dimmed again, and the hearts of everyone in the audience were in their throats. The plot just now was so tense that it was tense. The conflicts between various characters kept emerging, one after another, making people breathless. .

Everyone has seen Song Qingyu's "The Donkey Gets Water" before, where Zhou Tienan died and was crushed by the gun, but now?
It's dark here, why is it dark?Why change the scene?

Soon, it lit up again, and at this time, everyone saw that except for the soldier and the special commissioner who were still standing, everyone was lying on the ground, while the smart ones were hiding, such as Pei Kuishan.

Zhou Tienan lay on his back, with Zhang Yiman next to him. When she saw this, her face was horrified and her eyes were full of tears.

Zhou Tienan is dead?
suddenly!
"Oh my god, it didn't hit, it didn't hit, haha... I didn't die."

He didn't die, but at this time, the special commissioner grabbed the pistol and put it on Zhou Tienan's forehead, saying: "This shot will not miss."

So, what about the stubborn Zhou Tienan?

"No, no, no! Commissioner! I was wrong!" In an instant, this tough man hugged the commissioner's thigh, his flushed face full of fear, tears and saliva flying, "I was wrong! I was wrong! I was wrong! Please don’t shoot! I will obey you in everything! I was wrong! I was wrong! I was wrong..."

The man is deformed.

There had been constant laughter just now, but now such a huge contrast gave everyone in the audience goosebumps...

　Thank you Qingshan for still being handsome, thank you zero, thank Zhang Boyu for loving reading, thank you all for your support, thank you very much.

　　Today is a bit special. Hei Che has finished the previous book, so this update is a bit late. I am really sorry and please understand.

　　In addition, today is also the Martyrs’ Day. Let us remember the martyrs and welcome the birthday of the motherland together.

　　Finally, I wish you all a happy holiday in advance.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)