my gilded age

Chapter 622 Zhou Daxian VS Master Wang, fortune telling turns snake water into oil

In June, the sun is blazing, and what’s even more popular is the summer box office.

"'Thor' has been in theaters for three weeks and has already grossed nearly [-] million in box office!"

"It has become commonplace for Marvel movies to reap box office success."

"The overall momentum of this movie is not strong. I didn't expect it to perform so well."

The war has begun, and the Marvel movie "Thor" got off to a good start first.

It must be said that in fact, "Thor" was not very successful, and the whole filming was a bit perfunctory. It just focused on the selection of the heroine. The story of this movie can be regarded as a supplement to the entire story structure of the Marvel world.

In fact, just from the name of this movie, you can tell that it didn't want to shoot too much. Otherwise, a major Marvel hero like THOR should have been given a subtitle.

But despite this, it unexpectedly achieved a high box office. Globally, it has reached US$4 million. This is definitely an unexpected hit.

With this momentum, "Pirates of the Caribbean 4" is coming, and of course it comes with a scythe.

But to be honest, by the fourth episode of this series, the sincerity is getting less and less. In other words, the first three parts were already good, but Disney insists on making money, so this series should continue.

In fact, the "Pirates of the Caribbean" series itself does not have any original story. It is just an amusement ride in Disneyland, the Pirate Ship, and then a script was compiled. In this way, the story of this series is innately leading. It has a relatively nihilistic sense of fantasy, and now that there are so many sequels, it’s really overwhelming.

But it doesn’t matter, the foundation is good and you can make money.

We Chinese movie fans are still buying into it, and the box office situation is still pretty good.

However, some people have made the wrong calculation. The movie "Pretty Girls" actually has some imagination, and it is also under the banner of a Hollywood blockbuster. The special effects of this movie are also quite good, but. . .

It's more tragic.

You know, the director of this movie is the famous director Zack Snyder. His works include "Dawn of the Dead" and "Watchmen". He is a very capable director.

From this point of view, the movie fans in our country have also grown considerably. They are no longer like before, when they see a Hollywood blockbuster, they go to the theater to buy tickets with various aura bonuses.

However, domestic movies are basically in a miserable situation during the period of May and June.

Hong Kong first contributed a bad film, "Cai Lifu: Fist Speed". It must be said that Uncle Jin Bao can still compete in the film industry at such an old age. We have to give him some respect and tolerance. However, the old man is indeed a bit My son is too old and is really in decline.

Well, the old man is actually quite smart. The essence of this movie is for his son, hoping that his son can inherit the mantle, and he has also found many old friends.

However, the market is very cruel. This film has gone through a lot of procedures and routines before. The publicity and distribution were pretty good, but the final box office did not exceed 100 million. It is said that when it was 75, the theater owners couldn't stand it.

In this day and age, it is certainly impossible for such films to survive at the box office, and this is also a symbol of the fact that if the bad films from Hong Kong are not so good, they may really be sold out.

Then they all fell down one by one, not only from Hong Kong, but also from mainland China. It seems that from the summer season to now, our domestic movies are no longer good.

Anyway, this is such a phenomenon.

In fact, not all of them are bad. There are also very good movies, such as "Autumn White Flowers". This movie is very beautiful and very good. However, some people can't see how good it is.

In terms of theaters, only ZHB has given considerable support, and many people have influenced it in various directions, resulting in a somewhat chaotic atmosphere.

It seems that the situation brought about by Bai Shiqiu during the Spring Festival, that even if our Chinese movies are great, are no worse than Hollywood movies, is about to disappear.

Some people also saw it and couldn't help shouting.

"What's wrong? Where is Bai Shiqiu?"

"Yes! Why are there so many bad movies in our country recently? Who is that?"

"We can't count on Bai Shiqiu. This guy has gone to pick up girls somewhere else. It's better to look at other people's films. That one "Guan Yunchang" seems pretty good..."

"Really or not? I heard that Gu Changwei made a very interesting movie called "The Favorite" in which all the big stars were thrown into the countryside."

These loud shouts seem to have some purpose, but at least they are shouts, and it can be seen that someone may be brewing something.

This situation lasted until mid-June, when finally there was some movement.

"'囧'? What kind of movie is this?"

"It's called "Zhou Daxian 2 Thailand".

"Don't say it, the lineup is quite good. There are Bai Shiqiu, Xu Zheng, Bao Qiang, and Huang Bo. These four people are very powerful. And... look at the list of female stars, they are also very strong. Those Xiaomi, Xiaotang, Xiao Zhao, Huo... they all seem to be guest stars, which is awesome."

""Chow Tai Sin 2", this movie has been postponed for a long time. That guy Bai Shiqiu has long said that he wants to make it, but this time it is released, it is really... I am so nervous."

"Upstairs, why do you think it's so pornographic when you say that?"

"Yellow, what's yellow? Absolutely!"

Nowadays, the Internet is very interesting. People are taking a step further in creating various jokes, and the associations are richer. This "Chow Tai Sin 2" thing is natural...

I really don’t blame the netizens, even Lao Bai’s No. 4 fans made complaints.

I have been waiting for a long time, and this time it is finally here. The premiere is scheduled for June 6th. There is no special announcement for this day. It is just that many senior high school students have almost rested after completing the college entrance examination. Besides, this One day is Friday.

After all, it was a movie that Bai Shiqiu participated in, so no one could compete with him on this day. As for the future, there were two movies, "Guan Yunchang" and "The Favorite".

It seemed like everyone was peaceful.

As the announcement began, some preliminary copywriting and some simple content, especially the trailer, came out.

"who are you?"

"He is Lao Zhou!"

"Oh! He already said he is Lao Zhou!"

"He is not the old Zhou I am looking for!"

"Then which old Zhou are you looking for?"

"What the hell do you care about which old Zhou I find?!"

The trailer is really good enough, people can tell from looking at it that this is a road movie, and then there is such a bridge, a group of people, gathered in a room, a few people who don’t look like good people are full of faces The bad guys include Xu Zheng, Huang Bo, and Bao Qiang. The three of them talk to each other.

Are you looking for Lao Zhou?

Although the lines are very simple, the taunting between these three people and those guys who are not good guys and have cruel faces make people laugh.

Lao Zhou, that should be Zhou Qing, right?
It must be Bai Shiqiu, which is interesting.

The first part of "Chow Tai Sin" seems a long time ago, and the memories of many movie fans were awakened by this episode.

But in fact, the really interesting thing is that in the original version of "囧囧", he was really looking for Lao Zhou.

Yes, that's it, but now, Bai Shiqiu has come out, and he has given this old Zhou a new meaning. He should be Zhou Daxian Zhou Qing.

This plot is so seamless that even screenwriter Tian Yusheng and others can't figure it out at all. On June 6, the premiere begins.

The early publicity for "Chow Tai Sin 2 Thailand" seemed a bit low-key. To put it simply, it was not in line with Baek Shi Qiu's celebrity status. However, when the premiere came, everyone immediately discovered a problem.

"Xu Zheng, can you tell me why Bai Shiqiu didn't come?"

"Yes! What happened to him? Could it be that he really went to pick up girls?"

"Can you tell me? Why didn't Bai Shiqiu show up at the premiere?"

Media reporters are very concerned about Baek Shi Qiu, as if they have a special kind of care for him, caring about his body and caring about his emotional world.

Xu Zheng is the one who gets the most criticism from the microphone. As a veteran driver, he mostly criticizes others, but it doesn’t matter. He is a veteran driver. “In this movie, Lao Bai said that he is not the protagonist, so it’s better not to come and rob him.” It’s a show.”

Not the main character?

All the reporters were very confused.

This is wrong. If Bai Shiqiu is not the protagonist, then why is this movie called "Chow Tai Sin 2"?

With such doubts, everyone wants to watch this film even more.

As professional film critics, Jiang Xiaoyu and Lu Fu appeared again, and this time, there was another Weiwei.

Film critics, the Three Musketeers, the nickname they just gave themselves is somewhat interesting anyway.

"No Lao Bai?" Weiwei was also a little concerned about this matter.

"It's okay without him." Mr. Lu was very direct.

"Then... there must be him in the movie, right?" Jiang Xiaoyu's question... He cursed secretly, it was too stupid to ask.

Fortunately, the three of them had just formed a team, so they didn't expose him.

Soon, everyone took their seats, and the movie "Chow Tai Sin 2 Thailand" came.

Funny, at the beginning. . .

Baek Shi-cho, who did not appear at the premiere, appeared at the beginning of the movie.

There seems to be some kind of temple or Taoist temple next to an alley. The fireworks are a bit prosperous, but there are many people setting up stalls here, and many people are coming and going. It seems that they can read fortunes or tell fortunes.

The iron mouth was broken.

A few big characters and a banner, Bai Shiqiu, oh no, the Great Immortal will appear this week.

In the last movie, this guy was a fortune teller and a liar, but now, is he going to cheat again?

"Old Zhou! Are you here to cheat again?"

"Who? How can you taint someone's innocence out of thin air?"

A passer-by scolded him, but this time Zhou Qing turned into Kong Yiji again.

Seeing this, everyone was lucky and didn't laugh.

But then. . .

"Handsome boy, are you asking about marriage?"

"Beauty, are you asking about marriage?"

There must be customers, but Zhou Daxian's customers include Furong and Brother Sharp.

It's really the two of them. They are Internet celebrities at this time. Brother Sharp became famous last year, but he is a bit weird.As for Furong, needless to say, the look in Zhou Daxian's eyes was quite charming.

"Master, my marriage seems to be with you?"

This. . .

But Zhou Daxian was also very good at this, and immediately replied: "Then if you are so accurate, you can become a master."

I have to say, it is indeed a bit clever and made the audience want to laugh.

Can Furong still be angry now?
"Bah! You charlatan, I'm giving you face because I like you! What are you planning! Humph!"

He twisted and left, so twisted. . .

No, you have to hold it in.

But at this time, a person came.

"Hey! Look! What is this?"

"Huo!"

"awesome!"

"Change into a snake?!"

This person's skills are very powerful, not only turning into a snake out of thin air, but also catching the snake with his bare hands.

So who could this be?

"Remember, I am Wang Shuanglin! I have been practicing in Nantianmen for nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine years, and I have come down to earth to save all sentient beings!"

Wang Shuanglin?
This name is really reminiscent of a lot, but everyone hasn't thought much about it, and Zhou Daxian is not ambiguous.

"Hey, hey! You see clearly, that guy's transformation into a snake was a trick! It's a lie!" Zhou Daxian came out to administer justice.

How could Wang Shuanglin endure it?

"Disciple, look quickly. This man's face has a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. He must be the reincarnation of a monster. Take him down!"

This this……

Damn it, everyone wants to laugh. It’s not that Bai Shiqiu, Zhou Daxian, is being shaved off on the screen, but this description, sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. This is a movie made by Bai Shiqiu, right?
The level of self-deprecation is so broad.

However, after this, the story of "Thailand" begins.

A super cool concept emerged.

Water turns to oil.

　Thank you zero, thank you Victor Stella, thank you Dou Ming, thank you all for your support!thanks thanks!
　　Well, Hei Che has some emotional problems today. He has fluctuations in his heart and his thoughts are not clear enough. It's late. I'm sorry.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)