my gilded age

Chapter 623: This "Thailand" is extraordinary

Turning water into oil is definitely a famous thing.

By the way, it was still 1984, and a driver claimed that he had mastered a core technology that could turn water into oil.

There is a key point here, that is, add two drops to it.

By the way, add two drops, just add two drops.

Later, of course, it was exposed, and this person was sentenced to ten years in prison for fraud and selling dangerous substances.

However, there is no end to water turning into oil. There have always been related legends, intermittently, and there are many, many, many versions, especially on the Internet now.

There is a legend that the U.S. government bought the formula, studied this black technology, and then produced 15 billion tons of crude oil.

Others advocate that things our country does not want, look at people abroad, they are already so awesome, we are the only ones stupid...

Anyway, there are too many versions.

But this one right now is very interesting.

It's different, very different. In addition to the familiar ones, there are also two drops.

But this time, there is more oil, and the two added drops are not water, which is obviously taller, and there is another word, the hero said so.

"Renewable energy! Do you know this is renewable energy? Do you know how much you can earn if it goes public? All the problems between us will be non-issues!"

Xu Zheng, he was at the airport in a hurry. He was obviously going to take a flight. He was on the phone while walking. You could tell from his tone that he was calling his wife, and there must be something going on at home.

Sure enough, a short shot was given not long after, and sister Xiao Taohong appeared, very angry.

A contradiction was pointed out, that is, Xu Zheng wants this renewable energy, that is, the 'oil tyrant', yes, water-to-oil has become an oil tyrant under the packaging of the new era, and this is what Xu Zheng is very excited about. If he wants it, he can even ignore his wife's divorce proposal.

The film review of The Three Musketeers has been roughly understood at this time, especially Jiang Xiaoyu and Lu Fu. You must know that the two of them are still quite old. They know that water turns into oil. In the 8s and 9s, it led to Many things, many scams are related to this.

They were even afraid that Weiwei wouldn't know, so they explained it a little bit.

But Wei Wei’s reaction was, “Would anyone believe this kind of thing, such nonsense?”

"..." Lu Fu and Jiang Xiaoyu were both speechless, not knowing what to say.

In fact, this kind of thing has happened a lot not only in our country, but also abroad.

And, just look at the moment...

Although it was pitch dark inside the screening room, it could be heard from some whispers that at this premiere, there were still some people who believed in this oil tycoon.

"Huh? This thing seems to work really well."

"impossible?"

"There seems to be research on this."

"Really? It's unbelievable."

"Friend, you have to be afraid of science."

Listen, listen, you know, this is a premiere, and most of the people who come here are of a certain height, or many of them are writers. It’s not an exaggeration to say that they are intellectuals, at least they are better than in the 80s. , the popularity of that knowledge is much higher, now universities have expanded their enrollment for more than ten years.

However, there are still many people who think that this 'oil tyrant' may be a reliable thing.

Weiwei naturally heard it, and she couldn't help but feel a little... I don't know why, it wasn't awkward, but it felt a little ironic when combined with this movie.

Soon, this next...

Hahaha!
Unable to hold it in any longer, the theater was filled with laughter, and everyone looked like a fool.

It's funny, it's really funny.

Baoqiang appeared, and as soon as he appeared, he talked to Xu Zheng.

The person played by Xu Zheng is called Lao Xu. He calls his secretary, "When do you plan to send the map?"

He wants to find Lao Zhou to get the oil tycoon.

but. .

"Guess." Baoqiang, he just had his butt in front of the camera, but his voice had already betrayed him.

This connection was so accurate, Lao Xu’s eyes were very strange.

"It's good that you take me seriously. If I don't have a map when I arrive in Thailand, and all I get are those four words, near Chiang Mai, then who will I be..."

"Shemale."

It's simply...

I was holding it back before, but now I can’t hold it in anymore.

There is no need to talk about it after this.

Bao Qiang is a completely brainless gag guy who calls himself a baby.

Not long after, Huang Bo appeared again. He was Lao Xu's competitor, named Wang Lang.

No one knows that the reason why it is called this name is because Mr. Wang Lang passed away. He lived a long life and was absolutely happy to mourn. He also died peacefully, which was good.

Just three people came up with interesting stories one after another.

Needless to say, as the story unfolds, that is, when Lao Xu and Wang Lang compete for the oil tycoon, and in the process of finding Lao Zhou, the great immortal Zhou, in Thailand, it makes everyone laugh... Some people can't even breathe. Same.

Ha~ha~ha~ It sounds like asthma.

Being able to smile so uniquely is also a talent.

It's really funny, really funny.

And, what’s even more funny is…

"Lao Xu, I heard that the most beautiful people in Thailand are shemales. What do you think of that?"

"That one? The one you're talking about, the one who's so big, has such a thin waist, and has legs... and has such a pretty face?"

"It's her! It's her!"

"I guess she must be a shemale too, why don't you ask."

"I, I dare not..."

Who are these two people talking about?
Anyway, I laughed out loud, but I couldn't help it, the 'shemale' I was talking about was Mimi.

Similarly, no one knew that when she was in Thailand, Mimi knew that she was assigned by Brother Bai to play the role of a shemale. This was simply... Actually, this role was not set to be a shemale, but she wouldn't do it anyway.

This was how the water gun war started, because not long after...

In the elevator, another beautiful girl came, she was Tangtang.

Ever since, later.

"Forget it, there are two dudes in the elevator."

this. . .

Pfft hahaha!Under Bai Shiqiu's careful instruction, Tangtang's Northeastern accent is quite good.

This movie is basically funny. It would be good if everyone laughs more.

Of course, this is the understanding of ordinary people, but some people are more concerned about the movie itself, and because this is Baek Shi-qiu's movie, although he is not the starring role, but he appears, then this movie will definitely not be as simple as being funny.

Wei Wei quickly discovered something more interesting. In this movie, there are indeed a few people messing around in Thailand. The old Zhou who is looking for is Zhou Daxian, but this Zhou Daxian still appears from time to time.

At the same time, there was also Master Wang Shuanglin.

"Wang Shuanglin! Look at my skills, this is the Nine Heavens Profound Thunder Correction! Cry!"

"..." After a while, it seemed like nothing happened, and Wang Shuanglin immediately started to fight back.

"Wait a minute! Wang Shuanglin! You have just been struck by my Fa-rectification, and you have suffered internal injuries!"

"what?"

All these things, a great immortal, a master, how can they fight with each other? It's just that... Zhengfa is a threat?
This was consistent with the overall style of the movie, and everyone laughed.

However, the appearance of Zhou Daxian and Wang Shuanglin can actually be seen to be separate from this main plot, that is, it has nothing to do with the story of Lao Xu, Bao Bao, and Wang Lang looking for Zhou Daxian, and it seems like starting from scratch.

That's weird, but that's all. . .

What's even more strange is the clothes of Zhou Daxian and Wang Shuanglin, and some individual things... It just doesn't feel like they are from this era.

I have to say that you have to watch this very carefully, that is, only professional film critics like Weiwei, Lu Fu, and Xiaoyu will pay attention. Ordinary movie fans will probably laugh out loud, because it is really funny.

So what is going on here?
You know, Lao Xu and the others are really at this time, and there is nothing wrong with it. Even Lao Xu’s secretary, Xiao Zhao Tongxie, still uses a second-generation TT mobile phone.

I don’t care whether this is an implant or not. Anyway, this is a common unscrupulous method used by Bai Shiqiu. However, what is going on with such a time difference?
The role of Wang Shuanglin is very interesting. He is played by teacher Wu Gang, and he is lifelike. Especially when he comes out to deceive people, his confidence is like that of a high official.

No one knows that this role of Wang Shuanglin played a very important role in his later role as the mayor of a certain city.

However, it just appeared again and again, the two of them continued to escalate their fighting skills, and all kinds of deceptions continued, which was very interesting, but what exactly did they want to express?

Finally, after going through a lot of hardships, Lao Xu and Bao Bao were able to find Zhou Daxian.

It's like what Old Xu said, "I just want to get an oil tyrant, why is it harder than learning scriptures from the West?"

Of course, this caused laughter again, but at this time, did you see Zhou Daxian?
In the original version, the character Lao Zhou did not appear at all. He was a very mysterious guy, but now, he is definitely not mysterious anymore. Everyone knows it, including Bai Shiqiu.

"Hello, Lao Xu." Zhou Daxian appeared.

This time's appearance is really amazing, it's different from before, Zhou Daxian's appearance is quite mature.

Although Bai Shiqiu is almost 30 years old, he takes good care of himself and usually wears makeup when he appears. This is normal. As a star, he has to maintain his image, so of course he doesn't wear makeup in private.

He has always been young, but now, he feels a bit middle-aged.

What he said was even more interesting, and he said it directly.

"Congratulations, you finally got here, but there is something we need to talk about."

"Old Zhou, what's the matter?"

"That oil tyrant is a fake, do you really believe that thing can make more oil?"

"..." Lao Xu's expression.

It was fake, but it turned out to be nothing in the end, so this. . .

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" There was also Wang Lang.

Wang Lang, played by Huang Bo, was in a very embarrassed state at this time. I felt pity for him. He was injured all over, but he didn't care about it. He came straight over, climbed up, and knelt down and said: "Great Immortal! Of course, that oil tyrant is really real." Yes, right? Right? Haha... How could it be fake? It's definitely true!"

This moment, this scene, this conversation.

At least, Jiang Xiaoyu, Lu Fu, and Weiwei, the three swordsmen, don’t have to read any further.

I understand, I completely understand, it turns out that all of this is a scam, and this scam is actually to warn everyone, that is, us viewers.

Can water turn into oil? Can you believe this?

Maybe there will be such technology in the future, but what is needed is to change the atomic structure. It is difficult for us to imagine such technology, capabilities and energy now.

So, of course it's a scam, but this scam.

Look, if Huang Bo plays Wang Lang, he will believe it.

Look, for a person like Lao Xu, he can abandon his wife for this matter.

Look, baby...

Finally, I found out that the baby was arranged by Zhou Daxian.

The baby is not stupid, and the baby's appearance is not so sudden, the two of them just met by coincidence, it was arranged on purpose, it was arranged by Zhou Daxian.

And in the end, why do you do this?

Lao Xu's wife appeared, and she was Xiao Taohong.

It turned out that this was a scam arranged to test Lao Xu.

The two reconciled again, because Lao Xu no longer believed in the oil tycoon, which meant that he passed the test.

And what about Wang Lang?

"No! Youba is real! It's real!"

Wang Lang believed it, he really believed it, so he became crazy.

Zhou Daxian expressed his helplessness about this, but in fact, this test had nothing to do with Wang Lang and was not done for him at all.

This result...

Everyone was dumbfounded, but they began to reflect deeply in their hearts.

Can I be better than Wang Lang?
And at the end, I gave a short joke.

It turned out that Zhou Daxian and Master Wang Shuanglin had been fighting each other, that is, competing with each other in deception. In the end, Master Wang Shuanglin was caught because of this oil tycoon's fraud.

This... there is a little news. As mentioned above, Wang Shuanglin is good at turning into a snake.

This, this, this. . .

Innuendo!A perfect insinuation!

Not to mention Jiang Xiaoyu and the others, even ordinary people can think of the case of Wang Shuangmu before, and there was also a man named Zhou Yong among them. This man also spent 500 million to become a disciple. This movie, this...

Isn't Bai Shiqiu too bold? !

Wei Wei couldn't help but feel a little worried. She also looked at the two seniors. At this time, the Three Musketeers were exchanging glances with each other. Could it be...

Is this why Baek Shi Qiu didn’t show up at the premiere?

Well, this is definitely overthinking. If this movie can pass the review and be released, of course there will be no problem. Even if Bai Shiqiu insinuated something, who can do anything to him?
In this way, "Chow Tai Sin 2" is worthy of its name, and the movie promised by this guy Bai Shiqiu has been presented.

　thanks for your support!Thank you!
　　That thing about water turning into oil was actually in this movie. To be honest, I actually believed it when I watched it.

　　
　
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