Mr. Lu, please keep your animal character
Chapter 182 [Sea Monster] Lu Shengjing Wants to Be a Father
Chapter 182 [Sea Monster] Lu Shengjing Wants to Be a Father
"Otters are creatures that pay great attention to hygiene and beauty." Lu Shengjing raised his hand and clapped his palm twice.
Suddenly, the slap stopped suddenly: "Hiss!"
President Lu felt that his methods were a bit non-standard. It was his first time being an otter, so he still needed to learn some things with humility.
The standard technique should be... Mr. Otter slowly turned his face in the direction of the sweep, and then swept her hand.
Sweeping his eyes felt a little uncomfortable: "...Look what I'm doing, do you want to give me money?"
I recalled in my mind the sweeping operation of patting each other's hands and then patting my face, and inspiration came instantly!
Young Master Lu raised his hands high, narrowed his eyes professionally and disdainfully, and patted his palms at a steady speed, causing the water splashed in all directions and flew onto the sweeping lenses.
Sweeping: "Hiss!"
He lay on his back on the thin water. The buoyancy of the water offset his gravity to a very small extent. His stiff and slightly raised neck made Sweeping feel very uncomfortable. "Isn't your neck tired? Or... your hands don't hurt." ?”
"Huh?" The action of slapping was temporarily suspended because he had to talk to important people while he was working. Lu Shengjing moved the palm held in front of him to his ear, turned his head and looked at Sweeping, and said fiercely: "Scroll Volume, as a successful otter, I have to bear the price I have to pay."
"...Are you just in pain?" Wu Fan was speechless, his chin clenched and he supported the edge of the bathtub, sitting cross-legged on the ground, watching Lu Shengjing take a bath like a child.
Lu Shengjing moved his hand back to the top by default and continued shooting.
"Aren't they filmed from the side in the documentary??" Swian asked.
The slap teleports to the side.
"..."
As long as the transfer is quick enough, the professionalism of being an otter will not be questioned.It's just that it's a bit uncomfortable to shoot in this position. His arms are so short and he has to shoot from the side. Lu Shengjing doesn't understand, but he still happily accepts the price of being an otter.
Lu Shengjing accurately counted to one hundred and one, then placed his two paws on his cheeks and rubbed circles on his face.
Bored, Wanwan touched the water with her fingertips. Her newly bought bathtub was about to be occupied by someone with peace of mind.
"Shengjing, have you ever considered a question?" Sweng wiped the water from his fingers on his dry chin hair.
Lu Shengjing combed the hair on his chin to keep his image clean: "I have considered many professional questions, which one do you ask?"
Sweeping said: "... Maybe you don't need to be so professional when you are an animal?"
"Perhaps, when he turns into an animal, he can be a little more sad? So that outsiders can feel that he is helpless and sad when he turns into an animal, instead of experiencing the euphoria of life." Sweeping the second half of the story. Say the sentence.
Seeing him learning how to slap his hands with peace of mind, he was not at all unhappy.
Lu Shengjing slowly put down the paw that was rubbing his cheek, and his expression began to look sad: "Juanjuan, you don't like little water monsters?"
Sure enough, the president of Lu University's sadness could not withstand the slightest provocation.
Wei Shuan was glad that he had just finished half of a sentence, and he smiled awkwardly: "I like it, but..."
"...I am a person who likes to get into trouble." Lu Shengjing frowned rigorously, "I have to do the best in small things. This is my habit."
The problem of liking is over, and the sadness of President Lu is over.
He resumed his professional demeanor, slapping his hands, rubbing his face and massaging his apple muscles.
"...Hiss." Sweeping his hands out and locking his neck, "Can you hear me out?"
With his throat restrained, Mr. Sea Otter raised his hands on both sides: "Okay." "I like those animals, which is different from you." Sweeping looked at Lu Shengjing's eyes, "I only care about them out of love for animals. See One loves the other.”
Lu Shengjing blinked: "I know you like me."
"..." Suan Fan was startled. Was what he just said human words?
"I……"
Just as Juan Juan was about to quibble, Lu Shengjing raised a hand to signal him not to do useless things, "Juan Juan, don't wash it. You can't explain it clearly."
Sweeping words were accurately cut off by him: "I..."
Lu Shengjing took his hands off his neck, smoothed his beard, then rubbed his face and eyes, "This is a wonderful day. I will go all out to play the role that is required of me."
Wei Shuan was speechless: "Beautiful? Mr. Lu, do you dare to call this kind of life beautiful?"
Lu Shengjing finished a whole set of rituals and lay quietly in the water enjoying the massage. "First, I have a happy little family. Second, if the company is not bankrupt, I still have a lot of money and time to squander."
The sea otter put his paws comfortably beside him and transformed into a sausage to take a bath.
Immediately, Lu Shengjing also sighed. A beautiful life always has a little regret. Lu Shengjing raised his hands and hugged the air: "It's not very beautiful either."
The frustrated little Otter was a little sad.
"...I was wrong." Well, Sweeping the money was still used to his shameless squandering. She raised her hand to poke holes in his head, "It's quite nice, Mr. Lu."
Lu Shengjing raised his eyes and looked at her: "A beautiful little family with a population of at least three. I want to hold Xiao Juanjuan."
"Hiss." A finger poking at the pit turned into a slap and whispered on his head, "What little roll?"
Lu Shengjing looked at the empty embrace sadly: "Little Juanjuan is the future baby, maybe a girl, maybe a boy, with curly hair."
"..." Swian looked at him expressionlessly as he was immersed in melancholy.
"Every otter in the otter tribe has a little otter, but I don't have little Juan Juan." Lu Shengjing made a circle with his arm, "Jianjuan, this is the nature of our otter tribe. Our arms are born to form a circle. Protect our little otters.”
"Not all of them are available." Sweeping said helplessly.
"But those who are married..." Lu Shengjing raised his eyelids in embarrassment and circled his free arm pitifully, "Everyone will have a little otter. We will spend eight hours a day coaxing the little otter to sleep and teach it to crack shells. and beauty.”
"...Ah, I've learned a lesson." Sweeping his arm down.He murmured: "They are not beautifying. You are just an otter, which is quite superficial."
"I want to hold little Juanjuan." Lu Shengjing pursed his lips in a stubborn yet pitiful manner, "Adult otters who do not have cubs after marriage will be expelled from the family and their property will be confiscated."
What's breaking the rules?Sweeping a little irritated, he shouted softly: "Do you want me to give birth to you?!"
Lu Shengjing was startled for a moment, then nodded slowly.
"..." Swishan really wanted to slap himself, why would he shoot himself in the foot with nothing to do.
If there was a small child, I would give him an arm to hold him when he was sleeping.
"Juan Juan, wife," Mr. Sea Otter held Juan Juan's wrist and curled his lips with satisfaction: "Little Otter's waist is thicker than your wrist, and it will be soft and fleshy when you hold it. A baby's face , it must also be soft..."
Sweeping angrily raised a hand and covered his eyes with his forearm, "Don't give me any hints!"
(End of this chapter)
"Otters are creatures that pay great attention to hygiene and beauty." Lu Shengjing raised his hand and clapped his palm twice.
Suddenly, the slap stopped suddenly: "Hiss!"
President Lu felt that his methods were a bit non-standard. It was his first time being an otter, so he still needed to learn some things with humility.
The standard technique should be... Mr. Otter slowly turned his face in the direction of the sweep, and then swept her hand.
Sweeping his eyes felt a little uncomfortable: "...Look what I'm doing, do you want to give me money?"
I recalled in my mind the sweeping operation of patting each other's hands and then patting my face, and inspiration came instantly!
Young Master Lu raised his hands high, narrowed his eyes professionally and disdainfully, and patted his palms at a steady speed, causing the water splashed in all directions and flew onto the sweeping lenses.
Sweeping: "Hiss!"
He lay on his back on the thin water. The buoyancy of the water offset his gravity to a very small extent. His stiff and slightly raised neck made Sweeping feel very uncomfortable. "Isn't your neck tired? Or... your hands don't hurt." ?”
"Huh?" The action of slapping was temporarily suspended because he had to talk to important people while he was working. Lu Shengjing moved the palm held in front of him to his ear, turned his head and looked at Sweeping, and said fiercely: "Scroll Volume, as a successful otter, I have to bear the price I have to pay."
"...Are you just in pain?" Wu Fan was speechless, his chin clenched and he supported the edge of the bathtub, sitting cross-legged on the ground, watching Lu Shengjing take a bath like a child.
Lu Shengjing moved his hand back to the top by default and continued shooting.
"Aren't they filmed from the side in the documentary??" Swian asked.
The slap teleports to the side.
"..."
As long as the transfer is quick enough, the professionalism of being an otter will not be questioned.It's just that it's a bit uncomfortable to shoot in this position. His arms are so short and he has to shoot from the side. Lu Shengjing doesn't understand, but he still happily accepts the price of being an otter.
Lu Shengjing accurately counted to one hundred and one, then placed his two paws on his cheeks and rubbed circles on his face.
Bored, Wanwan touched the water with her fingertips. Her newly bought bathtub was about to be occupied by someone with peace of mind.
"Shengjing, have you ever considered a question?" Sweng wiped the water from his fingers on his dry chin hair.
Lu Shengjing combed the hair on his chin to keep his image clean: "I have considered many professional questions, which one do you ask?"
Sweeping said: "... Maybe you don't need to be so professional when you are an animal?"
"Perhaps, when he turns into an animal, he can be a little more sad? So that outsiders can feel that he is helpless and sad when he turns into an animal, instead of experiencing the euphoria of life." Sweeping the second half of the story. Say the sentence.
Seeing him learning how to slap his hands with peace of mind, he was not at all unhappy.
Lu Shengjing slowly put down the paw that was rubbing his cheek, and his expression began to look sad: "Juanjuan, you don't like little water monsters?"
Sure enough, the president of Lu University's sadness could not withstand the slightest provocation.
Wei Shuan was glad that he had just finished half of a sentence, and he smiled awkwardly: "I like it, but..."
"...I am a person who likes to get into trouble." Lu Shengjing frowned rigorously, "I have to do the best in small things. This is my habit."
The problem of liking is over, and the sadness of President Lu is over.
He resumed his professional demeanor, slapping his hands, rubbing his face and massaging his apple muscles.
"...Hiss." Sweeping his hands out and locking his neck, "Can you hear me out?"
With his throat restrained, Mr. Sea Otter raised his hands on both sides: "Okay." "I like those animals, which is different from you." Sweeping looked at Lu Shengjing's eyes, "I only care about them out of love for animals. See One loves the other.”
Lu Shengjing blinked: "I know you like me."
"..." Suan Fan was startled. Was what he just said human words?
"I……"
Just as Juan Juan was about to quibble, Lu Shengjing raised a hand to signal him not to do useless things, "Juan Juan, don't wash it. You can't explain it clearly."
Sweeping words were accurately cut off by him: "I..."
Lu Shengjing took his hands off his neck, smoothed his beard, then rubbed his face and eyes, "This is a wonderful day. I will go all out to play the role that is required of me."
Wei Shuan was speechless: "Beautiful? Mr. Lu, do you dare to call this kind of life beautiful?"
Lu Shengjing finished a whole set of rituals and lay quietly in the water enjoying the massage. "First, I have a happy little family. Second, if the company is not bankrupt, I still have a lot of money and time to squander."
The sea otter put his paws comfortably beside him and transformed into a sausage to take a bath.
Immediately, Lu Shengjing also sighed. A beautiful life always has a little regret. Lu Shengjing raised his hands and hugged the air: "It's not very beautiful either."
The frustrated little Otter was a little sad.
"...I was wrong." Well, Sweeping the money was still used to his shameless squandering. She raised her hand to poke holes in his head, "It's quite nice, Mr. Lu."
Lu Shengjing raised his eyes and looked at her: "A beautiful little family with a population of at least three. I want to hold Xiao Juanjuan."
"Hiss." A finger poking at the pit turned into a slap and whispered on his head, "What little roll?"
Lu Shengjing looked at the empty embrace sadly: "Little Juanjuan is the future baby, maybe a girl, maybe a boy, with curly hair."
"..." Swian looked at him expressionlessly as he was immersed in melancholy.
"Every otter in the otter tribe has a little otter, but I don't have little Juan Juan." Lu Shengjing made a circle with his arm, "Jianjuan, this is the nature of our otter tribe. Our arms are born to form a circle. Protect our little otters.”
"Not all of them are available." Sweeping said helplessly.
"But those who are married..." Lu Shengjing raised his eyelids in embarrassment and circled his free arm pitifully, "Everyone will have a little otter. We will spend eight hours a day coaxing the little otter to sleep and teach it to crack shells. and beauty.”
"...Ah, I've learned a lesson." Sweeping his arm down.He murmured: "They are not beautifying. You are just an otter, which is quite superficial."
"I want to hold little Juanjuan." Lu Shengjing pursed his lips in a stubborn yet pitiful manner, "Adult otters who do not have cubs after marriage will be expelled from the family and their property will be confiscated."
What's breaking the rules?Sweeping a little irritated, he shouted softly: "Do you want me to give birth to you?!"
Lu Shengjing was startled for a moment, then nodded slowly.
"..." Swishan really wanted to slap himself, why would he shoot himself in the foot with nothing to do.
If there was a small child, I would give him an arm to hold him when he was sleeping.
"Juan Juan, wife," Mr. Sea Otter held Juan Juan's wrist and curled his lips with satisfaction: "Little Otter's waist is thicker than your wrist, and it will be soft and fleshy when you hold it. A baby's face , it must also be soft..."
Sweeping angrily raised a hand and covered his eyes with his forearm, "Don't give me any hints!"
(End of this chapter)
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