Mr. Lu, please keep your animal character

Chapter 183 [Sea Monster] Lu Shengjing still wants to be a father
"...Oh," Lu Shengjing gently held Suan's wrist and fell asleep.

That hand was like a magical tool that coaxed him to sleep. For three days in a row, Sweeping felt like he had a tumor called "Lu Shengjing's that piece of shit" growing on his arm.

Moreover, he couldn't sleep well at night. He would always hug that arm tightly, and even if he tried to move him, he couldn't shake him off. Turning over was a problem.

"..." After not sleeping well for several days, Swian Wei finally gave in and went to a toy store to buy a simulated sea otter.

The plush baby sea otter is made of soft rubber, which can be soaked and torn, and the material does not contain harmful substances.There will be a creaking sound when you pinch your stomach, and you can play for a long time.

living room.

There is a lazy sea otter lying on the round sweeping robot. Mr. Sea Otter is holding a monthly summary meeting online with his mobile phone.

The sweeping robot led Lu Shengjing around the room, making a buzzing sound.

Lu Shengjing glanced at the man who came back from the door. His face was not red, and his heart was not beating. "I'm in the car. Today's meeting is over. I wish you all a happy weekend."

After the meeting, Mr. Sea Otter put his mobile phone in the pocket on his belly, closed his eyes lazily, and went wherever the sweeping robot went.

Whether you can go to Siwei or not depends entirely on fate.

He is in good spirits at night, but he likes to take a nap in the refrigerator or bathtub during the day, and occasionally nibbles on high-purity iceberg cubes.

Sweeping glanced at him slowly, she was used to Lu Shengjing's various non-human operations.

After drifting on the sweeping robot for two hours, a sudden cracking sound came from underneath me, "Hiss!"

"..." Lu Shengjing reluctantly got up from the flimsy sweeping robot and walked to the kitchen in person, "Juan Juan, Yin Ge will send someone to deliver a new sweeping robot tomorrow."

"Can't it be repaired?" Swian Shan was washing vegetables. This was Lu Shengjing's second broken sweeping robot. She had repaired it twice.

"..." The broken sweeping robot had been thrown into the hazardous trash can by him. Lu Shengjing walked in awkwardly: "I think our family can buy a new sweeping robot."

"..." Swishan understood what he meant instantly.

High EQ: “Buy new.”

Low EQ: “It can’t be fixed completely.”

Lu Shengjing went to the refrigerator to search for food, and then put them one by one in his pocket in front of him and took them to the kitchen for cleaning.

During dinner, Lu Shengjing would clean the shells with a brush and crack them when he ate.

He handles the shells very cleanly. He will first pry the two halves apart, clean them, and then close the shells.

Fanfan eats cooked food, and he eats seafood.

In addition to the taste of food, Lu Shengjing also has extremely high requirements for the texture of shells.

The food he ate these days was chosen by himself. Legend has it that it would take less than 48 hours to salvage it from a depth of several hundred meters, and the express would speed up the air transport.

It is tough and crisp when knocked. The first knock will not damage the shell. The second knock will cause a crack of about one centimeter. The ninth knock will cause the crack to penetrate the entire shell. The tenth knock will completely open it.

"This quality is what makes a perfect shell, and there is also skill in opening a shell, you cannot just use brute force."

Lu Shengjing introduced the high-end shells he purchased in such a professional way. However, when Fan Fan watched him knocking on them, he was bored and knocked randomly.

After dinner, Lu Shengjing put away the dishes: "Juan Juan, it's my turn to wash the dishes today, you go and rest."

A stool was raised and Mr. Sea Otter wore an apron and washed the dishes.

Moving from the kitchen to the bathroom, Lu Shengjing was about to turn on the water when he suddenly found an ugly little thing lying in the bathtub.

He climbed over the edge of the tub, got into the tub, and poked the ugly thing with his paw, making a squeaking sound.

This strange sound made Lu Shengjing feel uncomfortable. "What ugly thing?" Lu Shengjing lifted the clown thing, held it head-up, and heard another squeaking sound.

And it has the exact same face as Lu Shengjing, just two sizes smaller.

"Hiss!" Only then did Lu Shengjing realize that this thing was a fake toy, an enlarged version of the little yellow duck.

Hearing the sound, Sweeping came over and leaned against the door frame to watch Lu Shengjing holding the little Otter.

He tried to put the little otter in his arms and squeezed its belly gently, and it started to chirp.

"Hiss... it's more annoying than a duck." Lu Shengjing held it in disgust and walked to the edge of the bathtub, threw it out in front of Swian, and then looked innocently at the girl at the door.

Damn, it was too early.

"Didn't you say you wanted to hold him?" Sweng walked in, picked up the poor little otter and put it on the edge of the bathtub.

Mr. Sea Otter froze on the spot, looking cute and stupid, but when Lu Shengjing replaced him, there was still a sense of stubbornness in it, "I want to be a living little Juanjuan, like a human being, able to cry and laugh, and have the same skills as me." Knock on the shell, and the appearance is best inherited from you.”

"..." Swian's last sentence was the truth.

But in an instant, Sweeping looked away in embarrassment, who on earth wanted to have a little curly thing with him.

"Mr. Lu, let me turn on the water for you." Swian turned on the switch, and the cold water flowed down and quickly covered Lu Shengjing's insteps.

As the water level rose, Lu Shengjing became a little flustered and quickly stepped on the water: "That's enough Juan Juan... Well, save a little. After all, I have to take a bath three times a day."

Sweep the water off.

Lu Shengjing lay comfortably on the thin layer of water, clapping his hands and washing his face happily.

Sweeping the little otter by the tail, he handed it over: "I bought it especially for you. It will make you cry. Don't you want it?"

I originally disliked that ugly thing.

However, this was specially bought for him by Sweeping, so Lu Shengjing reluctantly took it and held it in his arms.

Of course, the fake otter was sleeping on his belly with his little head looking cute and cute, but Lu Shengjing's expression became serious.

Lu Shengjing poked its belly and it only made a hiccupping sound.

Sweeping realized something was wrong and asked, "What's wrong?"

Lu Shengjing raised his eyelids unhappily and looked at Juan Juan, a little aggrieved: "Juan Juan, it makes me unable to have any urge to be a father."

"..." Swian looked at him with a headache, "Be a father?"

Mr. Sea Otter frowned in distress and stared at the little Otter in his arms: "I can't share my father's love. It has no blood relationship with me."

The useless little otter was thrown out again.

Lu Shengjing suddenly wanted to be a father. He looked at Swian with tangled eyelids, then straightened up and did a difficult roll-up and leaned out of the bathtub to look at the little otter he had thrown away.

Sweeping his heart suddenly became cold: "...it's over."

The president of Continental University began to fall into new difficulties.

"Otters are animals that attach great importance to blood relationships." Lu Shengjing lay back, soaked in the cold water, and rubbed his eyes, "I will be the first otter in history to be abandoned by my family. I can no longer feel the blood connection between races. feel."

Mr. Sea Otter sighed sadly, looked down at his empty hands, and sighed to himself: "Heart disease."

(End of this chapter)