Mr. Lu, please keep your animal character

Chapter 301 [Roe Deer] Sorry, Mrs. Lu, you have been complained again

"...We are all in the natural world." The roe deer, wearing an artificial plush alpaca suit, chewed his teeth, made a qualified alpaca, and squatted next to the trash can to repeatedly practice the alpaca's signature movements.

Wearing a simulated artificial alpaca suit, the neck is shorter and fatter than that of a normal alpaca.To prevent the horns from getting stuck, put two false horn covers on the head to create the illusion of wearing decorative false horns, each with a small wing behind the decorative horns.

The clothes only reveal his eyes and mouth. You can't say that Sweeping doesn't look like an alpaca, nor can you say that he looks like an alpaca. It's not normal anyway.

Since then, there has been an unauthentic alpaca in the world.

Cough... But after preparing for a long time, he didn't even get a breath of phlegm. He seemed to be unable to pass the psychological test.

Sweeping her eyebrows furrowed and looking at him, she couldn't get over the psychological hurdle. She couldn't bear that this man was practicing spitting.

"Aren't you hot?" Lu Juanjuan asked. Lu Juanjuan's fur was all grown, so he put a decorative scarf on it. It was too hot and wanted to put one of its front paws in it to wear as clothes.

"Well, a little bit." The roe deer wanted to transform into an alpaca. He looked at Swian, "We went out for a walk in the evening. We have been bored for half a month and our bodies are getting hairy."

"You have two layers on your body," she said, "and the book you bought talks about how to raise alpacas. Will it be useful to you?"

"Think reversely, know yourself and the enemy." He left the trash can, controlled his limbs and walked out of an uncoordinated scissor cat walk, and leaned towards Sweeping. "I need to know what an alpaca looks like in the eyes of humans, so as to perfect my disguise. .”

"Actually, the most important point is," he stood firm and crossed his feet like scissors, "Juan Juan, do you think there is a book written by an alpaca in the world? A book full of alpaca paw prints. I guess I can’t understand it right now…”

"Hiss," he fell forward as if his body was unstable, and took a step back to avoid falling on him, "Do you think the Natural Science magazine was written by Nature and Science itself?"

He was thirsty for knowledge and came closer, "Juanjuan, what do you mean?"

Sweeping looked at the ceiling and rolled his eyes, "Don't spit when you go out. Don't attract attention."

"Can you go out without Lu Juan Juan?" Lu Shengjing asked tentatively, "to prevent my secrets from being exposed because of it."

The little bully unexpectedly took a bite and tore off a piece of the artificial cotton clothing on the hoof. Her alpaca is not suffering from skin diseases that make people feel normal.

Sweeping agreed.

Alpacas apply for leashes.

Wan Fan skillfully used the tie-twirling technique to tie the traction rope into a circle.

The alpaca gentleman lowered his face. According to his understanding, the alpaca's neck was quite long. According to his height, the girl had to stand on tiptoes to put on the bow tie.

Sweeping the circle, "...uh," he bent down and put the traction rope on.

She pursed her lips and didn't want to say... If he was like this in the alpaca circle, he would be bullied for having a short neck.

When the weather is cold, there are not many people on the road. No one will pay attention to Siwan walking an alpaca at dusk on a cold day.

He walked close to the girl. As soon as he came closer, he felt warm there.

"But why should I go out for a walk in the cold weather?" Sweeping his fingers, he took him out and then back when no one was around.

Just as she was about to successfully enter the gate of the community, her hand suddenly tightened. She tightened her grip on the traction rope, and the alpaca and the human pulled at both ends of the tight rope.

"...Hiss," the alpaca was not ready to give in. It was quite strong and there was a trash can just a few steps away.

"What are you going to do?"

"..."

"Don't think I don't know!"

Before he could speak, she asked herself the question. "I want to try it once," he whispered.

"No." Swian frowned and pulled the stubborn alpaca in.

He always wants to do something he shouldn't do.

A few days later, as soon as Swian got off work, he received a call from Lin Zian: "Sorry, Mrs. Lu, you... have been complained again."

"What did I do?" Swian held his forehead with his hand.

"Parabolic, or ... spitting."

Sweeping his teeth in a low voice: "Fuck."

Lin Zian did not accuse a good person unjustly: "I have evidence, absolutely."

Then I received a video from Lin Zian.

On the balcony, an alpaca sneakily poked its head out and tried to spit. Although it failed, it successfully attracted the attention of the neighbors.

"Grandpa, Yaoyao saw a dinosaur, and it was spitting." The video shook violently, and the voiceover voice was a grandma's voice. It looked like it was a child being picked up by an adult and filmed.

When the alpaca heard the human voice, it looked completely embarrassed, as if it had really spit out the phlegm, and it hid in discomfort.

"But it doesn't seem to be able to spit, but Yaoyao can..." Children are the cutest young age group.

The girl's grandfather encouraged, "Can Yaoyao teach the big dinosaur how to spit?"

"Okay, okay," she said, "a little bit, a little bit, a little bit." The camera tool was turned over by the two chubby hands that were often stuck in the frame, and it took a photo of the child's mouth.

"Grandpa, isn't Yaoyao Li great?" the little girl happily asked for credit.

"Awesome, Yaoyao is more powerful than the big dinosaurs."

"I want to tell Mom and Dad, Grandpa asked me to teach the big dinosaur to spit." The video has not been edited twice, "Yao Yao called Dad, and Dad's phone number starts with Yao Yao..."

The girl's grandfather was stunned, "Yaoyao can't call daddy."

"Why?" The little girl looked at the screen and then at her grandpa, "Yao Yao remembers dad's number, mom's, and grandma's. Should grandpa call grandma first?"

"Grandma's phone call also started with Yaoyao... Grandma gave Grandpa 50 yuan and was waiting for Grandpa to take Yaoyao back to make soy sauce and cook. But Grandpa took Yaoyao out to watch other grandmas dancing and divided all the fruits he bought. , I don’t have the money to make soy sauce.”

"Well, yes, yes, yes, yes, grandpa is rich. Yaoyao, you can't tell grandma about grandpa taking Yaoyao to watch the dance." The girl's grandfather quickly covered his granddaughter's mouth.

"Why?" The little granddaughter didn't cover her mouth. "Grandma can also dance. Grandma looks good in skirts. Grandma also taught Yaoyao to dance the little swallow."

"Because... because grandma doesn't like big dinosaurs. If she knew grandpa took Yaoyao out to see big dinosaurs and wouldn't give grandpa food, grandpa would be hungry, and so would the big dinosaurs."

"Grandpa, the big dinosaur is gone."

"...Let's go buy soy sauce, right away." The video ended.

"Their grandpa and grandson are so familiar," Xi Xuan bit the bullet and saw the end of the video, "It seems that they are there to join in the fun."

Fortunately, there was that bottle of soy sauce, otherwise the alpaca, which could not spit, would have been crowded around. They went home and moved stools to watch on tiptoe.

"Lu Shengjing," Sweeping showed him several screenshots and photos of the video that he had brought with him. The evidence that the alpaca spat outside the balcony was conclusive, "you will make me lose even the place where I live."

(End of this chapter)