Mr. Lu, please keep your animal character
Chapter 302 [Roe deer] The one at home urged me
Chapter 302 [Roe deer] The one at home urged me
"We can move at any time." Lu Shengjing glanced at him and said, "Hey, you made me look so ugly."
"It's not the house that's lost," Sweeping reminded him, "it's my face."
"I know," the alpaca leaned against her hand and whispered, "I know I was wrong. Next time I will check the surrounding environment in advance to see if there are any children."
She couldn't push him away, so she could only hug his stuffy and stubborn face. Because it was disguised as an alpaca, the outermost layer of artificial cotton was delicate and soft. "Mr. Lu, do you think this is the child's fault? Or do you think it's the child's fault?" The biggest problem is the children?”
"Isn't it?" he asked back, "Madam, look at the characters who appeared in the video, are they the only ones who are ignorant?"
The real alpaca, the grandfather who talks nonsense, the child who just listens to whatever he believes, the three of them are ignorant...
"It's not just the children who are ignorant, okay?" Sao Juan was slightly angry, "You still grab someone's balloons for fun, and I coaxed her whole family for a long time."
Taking him out, he saw the little girl holding the balloon jumping, which instantly aroused the primitive consciousness of the group——
As the sun sets, the roe deer run together in groups, jumping lightly and falling again, healing and free.
Even though I was alone, I never forgot this unique sense of ritual.
Lu Shengjing's feet felt itchy for a moment, so he jumped up after the child and grabbed the balloon she was holding.
The child burst into tears. The roe deer was unwilling to return the balloon. If he couldn't get it back, he had to coax the child.
After coaxing the child, almost the whole family, old and young, came to support her. Sweeping softly coaxed the stranger and the whole family, and bought a bunch of balloons for the child to solve the problem.
In the end, the child was holding a dozen balloons and jumping towards the park with red eyes. The balloons almost floated with her. The little girl’s grandfather impatiently pushed the child’s heels back to the ground as their heels gradually left the ground. .
"..."
"Slick tongue." Sao Juan cast a slight glance at him, "I don't want to listen to your talk, we have a child in the future, I don't know if you will take it or not."
"How?" Lu Shengjing asked softly.
"My child's father is too dangerous. I have to be a responsible mother." Swian Wei didn't realize that the focus of his previous sentence was not the last sentence. "I'm afraid of teaching my child a bad lesson."
"I will teach well," he said with a gentle smile and a hint of promise, "Jujuan."
"Lu Shengjing," Swallow said, playing with the small wings tied to the roe deer's horns, "Who do you want to write to?"
"I told you," he smiled slightly, "the child's mother listens."
"I don't believe it," he said after realizing it. His finger was actually pricked by the soft tip of the wing, "...fuck, don't take it seriously, what a tiger and wolf thing I just said."
Her neck was so red that it reached her scalp. She kept her face straight and didn't want him to see her blushing and thick-necked embarrassment. She pretended to talk nonsense and continued to pull her wings carelessly, brainwashing him by the way:
"You didn't hear anything just now."
"Animals' hearing is more acute than humans'."
She was even more embarrassed, "You...animals have poor memory. A fish takes seven seconds and a roe deer takes six seconds! There is scientific basis for this."
"I changed my identity." He refused with a lazy smile.
"Can I still change it myself?"
"certainly."
"..." Swian pushed her hand hard, and the little wings fell into her hand with a "snap".
"Hiss." Sweeping the little wings in a hurry, pretending to be okay and switching to the other side to play, "I was possessed just now. If you say something I can't remember, don't tell me."
"Possessed?" Roe Deer's ears twitched, "Is he possessed by his true self, and suddenly he feels that he loves me more?"
Sweeping his thoughts ruthlessly cut off: "I don't know." She would say she didn't know if she couldn't answer.
"I also think my wife might be possessed," Lu Shengjing thought for a moment and changed the subject: "It's easy to smell a scent on you these days."
"That's called deodorant. I haven't used perfume this month." Sweeping disapproval, she respects hygiene and doesn't spit.
"Huh?" Lu Shengjing unexpectedly hummed a low note, "Is your body fragrance a barbecue ingredient?"
"..." Kai Xiaozao was caught, and Shuan Xiang was silenced again.
"The cafeteria has changed chefs in the past few days, and the food doesn't suit my taste." Sweeping's last composure only remained in his voice, his face already red, "What's wrong with me occasionally going out for a nice meal?"
"Occasionally?" Lu Shengjing disagreed, "Lu Juanjuan doesn't think so. The number of times he demolished his house this month is very close to the number of times you eat barbecue."
Lu Juan Juan will smell the barbecue smell on his owner's body several times, and will be dissatisfied and ask her why she didn't bring it to him.
"No, it demolished the house twice less."
"..." Unable to get through it, Sweep launched his final move: "I'll treat you to food at the end of the month!"
"make a deal."
The hand holding her little wing touched the hole in the sofa, and she became stiff again: "You have to return my sofa at the end of the month!"
"Hmm." Lu Shengjing couldn't hide a hint of embarrassment.
Sweeping the game back, he raised his hand in excitement, and the little wings in his hand fell off.
"..." She had no choice but to fall into the abyss of embarrassment again. "It's... quite pretty. I want to wear a hairpin instead."
A few days later, Xixue received a box of little wing hairpins of various colors and styles, and she didn't wear them repeatedly for half a month.
"I just hope my wife won't put anything on my head." He laughed.
"No!" At this time, Swian just stroked the small wings above his ears with his hands, covering up his embarrassment with his beauty.
Everything I eat at home is vegetarian. This month, I like to go to the snack street and cook a small meal for myself.
After being exposed by Lu Shengjing, Xi Juan didn't hide from him at all, and occasionally brought some vegetarian dishes back for barbecue, and ate them with Lu Juan rolls on his back.
The snack street is close to the place of work. When I am hungry and empty stomach, I will run there without driving the car.
Thinking that the roe deer was being chased by Lu Juan Juan and bumped into the sofa again, Swian Qian ordered two more skewers of meat.
I lost track of time while walking in the snack street. After eating the meat skewers, I looked up and saw the cold light of the shop.
Sweeping glanced at his phone, it was past midnight.
"...He is coming back." The barbecue skewer held in the corner of his mouth trembled, and the remaining barbecue sauce on it became instantly tasteless.
Immediately, the person at home called to urge me.
Looking at the caller ID, "Mr. Lu", who was still unfamiliar, felt as if he was being checked. He quickly grabbed the sign and found the nearest trash can to throw the garbage. Then he looked up in the air and laughed at the smell of spices in his mouth. Before the call was automatically hung up, he pressed Answered.
"Hello?" The cold air poured into his neck at night, and there was no barbecue for heating. Only then did Sweep realize that he threw his coat in the car like a neurotic but didn't drive over.
As soon as this man changed back, he was a normal person. He only knew how to check his wife's post, and he searched for people everywhere as if he knew how to run away.
The passerby had already put on thin down. She was so cold that she stamped her feet and curled up her waist slightly to keep warm.
(End of this chapter)
"We can move at any time." Lu Shengjing glanced at him and said, "Hey, you made me look so ugly."
"It's not the house that's lost," Sweeping reminded him, "it's my face."
"I know," the alpaca leaned against her hand and whispered, "I know I was wrong. Next time I will check the surrounding environment in advance to see if there are any children."
She couldn't push him away, so she could only hug his stuffy and stubborn face. Because it was disguised as an alpaca, the outermost layer of artificial cotton was delicate and soft. "Mr. Lu, do you think this is the child's fault? Or do you think it's the child's fault?" The biggest problem is the children?”
"Isn't it?" he asked back, "Madam, look at the characters who appeared in the video, are they the only ones who are ignorant?"
The real alpaca, the grandfather who talks nonsense, the child who just listens to whatever he believes, the three of them are ignorant...
"It's not just the children who are ignorant, okay?" Sao Juan was slightly angry, "You still grab someone's balloons for fun, and I coaxed her whole family for a long time."
Taking him out, he saw the little girl holding the balloon jumping, which instantly aroused the primitive consciousness of the group——
As the sun sets, the roe deer run together in groups, jumping lightly and falling again, healing and free.
Even though I was alone, I never forgot this unique sense of ritual.
Lu Shengjing's feet felt itchy for a moment, so he jumped up after the child and grabbed the balloon she was holding.
The child burst into tears. The roe deer was unwilling to return the balloon. If he couldn't get it back, he had to coax the child.
After coaxing the child, almost the whole family, old and young, came to support her. Sweeping softly coaxed the stranger and the whole family, and bought a bunch of balloons for the child to solve the problem.
In the end, the child was holding a dozen balloons and jumping towards the park with red eyes. The balloons almost floated with her. The little girl’s grandfather impatiently pushed the child’s heels back to the ground as their heels gradually left the ground. .
"..."
"Slick tongue." Sao Juan cast a slight glance at him, "I don't want to listen to your talk, we have a child in the future, I don't know if you will take it or not."
"How?" Lu Shengjing asked softly.
"My child's father is too dangerous. I have to be a responsible mother." Swian Wei didn't realize that the focus of his previous sentence was not the last sentence. "I'm afraid of teaching my child a bad lesson."
"I will teach well," he said with a gentle smile and a hint of promise, "Jujuan."
"Lu Shengjing," Swallow said, playing with the small wings tied to the roe deer's horns, "Who do you want to write to?"
"I told you," he smiled slightly, "the child's mother listens."
"I don't believe it," he said after realizing it. His finger was actually pricked by the soft tip of the wing, "...fuck, don't take it seriously, what a tiger and wolf thing I just said."
Her neck was so red that it reached her scalp. She kept her face straight and didn't want him to see her blushing and thick-necked embarrassment. She pretended to talk nonsense and continued to pull her wings carelessly, brainwashing him by the way:
"You didn't hear anything just now."
"Animals' hearing is more acute than humans'."
She was even more embarrassed, "You...animals have poor memory. A fish takes seven seconds and a roe deer takes six seconds! There is scientific basis for this."
"I changed my identity." He refused with a lazy smile.
"Can I still change it myself?"
"certainly."
"..." Swian pushed her hand hard, and the little wings fell into her hand with a "snap".
"Hiss." Sweeping the little wings in a hurry, pretending to be okay and switching to the other side to play, "I was possessed just now. If you say something I can't remember, don't tell me."
"Possessed?" Roe Deer's ears twitched, "Is he possessed by his true self, and suddenly he feels that he loves me more?"
Sweeping his thoughts ruthlessly cut off: "I don't know." She would say she didn't know if she couldn't answer.
"I also think my wife might be possessed," Lu Shengjing thought for a moment and changed the subject: "It's easy to smell a scent on you these days."
"That's called deodorant. I haven't used perfume this month." Sweeping disapproval, she respects hygiene and doesn't spit.
"Huh?" Lu Shengjing unexpectedly hummed a low note, "Is your body fragrance a barbecue ingredient?"
"..." Kai Xiaozao was caught, and Shuan Xiang was silenced again.
"The cafeteria has changed chefs in the past few days, and the food doesn't suit my taste." Sweeping's last composure only remained in his voice, his face already red, "What's wrong with me occasionally going out for a nice meal?"
"Occasionally?" Lu Shengjing disagreed, "Lu Juanjuan doesn't think so. The number of times he demolished his house this month is very close to the number of times you eat barbecue."
Lu Juan Juan will smell the barbecue smell on his owner's body several times, and will be dissatisfied and ask her why she didn't bring it to him.
"No, it demolished the house twice less."
"..." Unable to get through it, Sweep launched his final move: "I'll treat you to food at the end of the month!"
"make a deal."
The hand holding her little wing touched the hole in the sofa, and she became stiff again: "You have to return my sofa at the end of the month!"
"Hmm." Lu Shengjing couldn't hide a hint of embarrassment.
Sweeping the game back, he raised his hand in excitement, and the little wings in his hand fell off.
"..." She had no choice but to fall into the abyss of embarrassment again. "It's... quite pretty. I want to wear a hairpin instead."
A few days later, Xixue received a box of little wing hairpins of various colors and styles, and she didn't wear them repeatedly for half a month.
"I just hope my wife won't put anything on my head." He laughed.
"No!" At this time, Swian just stroked the small wings above his ears with his hands, covering up his embarrassment with his beauty.
Everything I eat at home is vegetarian. This month, I like to go to the snack street and cook a small meal for myself.
After being exposed by Lu Shengjing, Xi Juan didn't hide from him at all, and occasionally brought some vegetarian dishes back for barbecue, and ate them with Lu Juan rolls on his back.
The snack street is close to the place of work. When I am hungry and empty stomach, I will run there without driving the car.
Thinking that the roe deer was being chased by Lu Juan Juan and bumped into the sofa again, Swian Qian ordered two more skewers of meat.
I lost track of time while walking in the snack street. After eating the meat skewers, I looked up and saw the cold light of the shop.
Sweeping glanced at his phone, it was past midnight.
"...He is coming back." The barbecue skewer held in the corner of his mouth trembled, and the remaining barbecue sauce on it became instantly tasteless.
Immediately, the person at home called to urge me.
Looking at the caller ID, "Mr. Lu", who was still unfamiliar, felt as if he was being checked. He quickly grabbed the sign and found the nearest trash can to throw the garbage. Then he looked up in the air and laughed at the smell of spices in his mouth. Before the call was automatically hung up, he pressed Answered.
"Hello?" The cold air poured into his neck at night, and there was no barbecue for heating. Only then did Sweep realize that he threw his coat in the car like a neurotic but didn't drive over.
As soon as this man changed back, he was a normal person. He only knew how to check his wife's post, and he searched for people everywhere as if he knew how to run away.
The passerby had already put on thin down. She was so cold that she stamped her feet and curled up her waist slightly to keep warm.
(End of this chapter)
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