Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 911 Coke Tragedy
There is still one day left until the second sect competition.

Zhou Li ran away.

Run wildly.

When he opened the toilet door and saw Liu Kuang's ugly face, he understood everything.

Zhou Li, who was sitting in the double row in the toilet, was holding a roll of toilet paper, silent.

Puff, pop.

"you also?"

Liu Kuang, whose half head was tied up with gauze, asked.

Zhou Li nodded, but when he realized that Liu Kuang couldn't see him, he snorted in response.

"Hey."

Sighing, Liu Kuang scratched his head and said weakly: "Carbonized gas still has problems. It can't be drunk directly."

"・・・"

After a brief silence, Zhou Li asked, "Is there any treatment?"

"I've been running for three days."

Liu Kuang’s response made Zhou Li despair.

"I have to participate in the competition tomorrow."

Zhou Li covered his mouth, "What should I do?"

"Difficult to handle."

Liu Kuang sighed and said, "Carbonized gas can easily lead to intestinal dysfunction. If I guess correctly, your intestines should have started to turn upside down."

The frantically running Zhou Li responded to Liu Kuang with silence and loud noises.

"Why don't you ask Wang Siyu?"

Liu Kuang said after a brief silence: "She might have a way."

After a long silence, Zhou Li said, "She should be playing duo with her mother."

Liu Kuang's silence was deafening.

"What about the rest?"

he asked.

"Except for Master Jiang and my master..."

Zhou Li gritted his teeth and said: "The whole army was wiped out"

"How did they do it?"

Liu Kuang suddenly felt hopeful, "How is it?"

"Jiang Daxian is a Transformer, and the Taoist priest is because she added too much sugar to the Coke and it neutralized the effect."

Zhou Li gritted his teeth and said, "But... eating sugar now is useless. It will only work if you add sugar when drinking it with Coke."

Liu Kuang was desperate.

"Doesn't it mean that tomorrow's sect competition..."

he asked tentatively.

"If we can't find a solution tonight, Longhu Mountain will be completely wiped out."

Zhou Li said.

Liu Kuang was silent.

“Is this my pot?”

he asked.

"If this isn't your fault, how could it be mine?!"

Zhou Li suddenly became anxious, "Who knew that your [test] was tested on Tang Wan? She can eat half a pound of shit even if it doesn't stink! Can our digestive system be compared with hers? Her stomach can digest hyena teeth! Damn it!"

Liu Kuang smiled awkwardly, without any of the anger of an elder who was being bullied. Of course, he also knew that he had no reason to be angry. Asking Tang Wan to do a food safety experiment was no less than throwing food directly into the sewer. At least the sewer might be blocked, and Tang Wan's throat could swallow any food.

"What should I do?"

Liu Kuang asked sadly, "I have no doubt that Xiaoqing will use me as a spinning top after she knows about this."

"You don't have to worry about that."

Zhou Li sneered and said, "She already knew that you did it."

I don’t know if it’s because of diarrhea or if he was born white, but Liu Kuang’s face was extremely pale at this moment.

He was not afraid of the old Taoist priest, because he and the old Taoist priest were like-minded friends. He was also not afraid of Wang Siyu, because Wang Siyu could not kill him with poison and he could not beat him.

He was afraid of two people, one was Lin Tong, and the other was Zhuge Qing. The former had a serious face every day, which made him a little afraid to touch, and the other had been responsible for controlling his and the old Taoist's lives since they were young. After a long time, Liu Kuang was a little afraid of her.

"It's okay." Zhou Li comforted him, "She's not going to use you as a spinning top this time."

Liu Kuang breathed a sigh of relief.

"She plans to let you be Sect Master An Nuan's drug tester, responsible for testing the Nine Heavens Revolving Constipation Pills."

Liu Kuang took a breath and almost vomited.

The two people in the parallel toilet fell into silence for a long time again.

Liu Haizhu hurriedly opened the toilet door, but the lock broke so quickly that even Zhou Li couldn't react. Liu Haizhu and Zhou Li looked at each other in bewilderment.

"Go next door."

Zhou Li sighed, "Play duo with your master."

No one knows why the toilets in Longhu Mountain are divided into single rooms, double rooms, and triple rooms.

Zhou Li suspected that this was a ranking system.

Liu Kuang and Liu Haizhu, the master and disciple, sat in silence on two different seats in a room.

"There is also a triple room."

After a long while, Zhou Li said, "Tell me if anyone will come soon."

“Probably… not.”

After a stick of incense burned, Huang Yiri and Sun Defeng squatted in the triple room in silence.

"Think of the best."

After a brief silence, Zhou Li said in a deep voice: "At least the triple room is not full."

Lin Tong squatted between Huang Riyi and Sun Defeng, silent.

"Great Elder, you drank too?"

Huang Yiri wanted to start a conversation, but his question was awkward.

"Liu Kuang replaced all my water with Coke. He said it tastes better."

Lin Tong still had that numb and calm expression, but this time, Huang Yiri and Sun Defeng both saw the anger in his eyes, "I still have to maintain order in the competition tomorrow, I want to kill Liu Kuang."

Liu Kuang signaled Liu Haizhu not to speak.

"Next door to you."

Zhou Li said in a deep voice: "The two-person room in the middle."

Lin Tong was silent.

Liu Kuang was desperate.

"You waited for me to get out."

It was rare for Lin Tong, the so-called Iron-faced Elder, to show a look of gnashing teeth on his face. “I’m going to rip your head off and kick it like a ball.”

For the first time, Liu Kuang felt what a death ultimatum meant.

The eight old men squatted in the toilet, not knowing what to say. After a long while, Zhou Li asked:

"Does anyone have any magic or elixir that can solve this farce?"

No one answered.

"Then I have."

Zhou Li said in a deep voice: "I'd like to state in advance that I just checked and found that the toxicity of this thing is very similar to a kind of snake venom I encountered before. Coincidentally, I have this antidote."

"Bring it out quickly."

Liu Kuang quickly said: "Good boy, I knew you could do it."

Zhou Li took a pill, cleaned himself, stood up, and walked out of the toilet. Then, he took out three pills with a serious look on his face.

"But I only have two left."

"Give me one first."

Lin Tong sighed and said, "I still have to make arrangements for the conference."

Zhou Li handed one to Lin Tong through the half-open door.

"give it to me."

Liu Haizhu said: "I will also participate in the competition tomorrow."

Zhou Li handed him half a pill.

"I have to give half to Elder Wang and ask her to make a few more."

Facing Liu Haizhu's blank gaze, Zhou Li, after a hard ideological struggle, said a little common sense known to everyone in the pharmacology field in a low, sexy and terrifying voice.

"Intrarectal medication... the effect is 200 percent."

(End of this chapter)