Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Liu Haizhu gave this precious opportunity to his master because he respected his teacher.

Liu Kuang smiled hypocritically and gave the opportunity to Sun Defeng, saying that guests are welcome.

Sun Defeng gave the opportunity to Huang Yiri with a grim smile, saying that he had to try it.

Huang Yiri calmly returned the opportunity to Liu Kuang, saying, "As the second person after the Wushang Immortal Master Lao Tianshi of Longhu Mountain Zhengyi School, your brilliance has illuminated us, a group of ignorant and confused juniors. In this terrifying moment full of crisis, only ancestors with great character like you can lead us to a great state. Therefore, this opportunity to escape from the crisis and regain control of ourselves can only be taken by you. Come on, Immortal Master Liu!"

Liu Kuang is an idiot.

Facts have proven that no matter how legitimate your reasons are, they will seem insignificant in the face of powerful flattery. When Huang Yiri launched the "Put You on the Moral Stake and Roast You Repeatedly", people like Liu Kuang were completely finished.

How to deal with this?
Liu Kuang and Liu Haizhu looked at each other, and Liu Haizhu also acted like he was helpless.

After a long while, Liu Kuang gritted his teeth and took the half pill from Zhou Li. As an old senior, he felt that he had to win hope of life for everyone.

“I, went!!!!”

After erupting with a determined roar, Liu Kuang's eyes widened like copper bells, emitting a shrewd gleam of lightning.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

The roar turned into a scream.

Liu Haizhu was a little scared, but more of a habit. After all, he just broke a fist-sized pill into two halves and stuffed one half in. Before, Liu Kuang had tried everything to cure his hemorrhoids, except cutting off half of his butt and transplanting another one. This little thing...

Not too small.

Looking at Liu Kuang who was crying miserably, Liu Haizhu felt grateful to Huang Yiri from the bottom of his heart. If Huang Yiri had not put Liu Kuang on the moral stake and burned him on both sides, Liu Haizhu believed that this game of passing the parcel would have ended with Liu Kuang saying "I am your master, if you don't agree, just hold it in."

Then the one who will be in trouble will be Liu Haizhu himself.

Just when Liu Haizhu found that his stomach didn't hurt anymore and he felt more energetic, Tang Wan staggered to the side of the toilet and shouted:
"Zhou Li, I brought the medicine here, who wants to take it?"

Zhou Li was embarrassed.

Everyone was stunned.

"medicine?"

Liu Kuang looked at Tang Wan dully and asked, "What medicine?"

"Antidote."

Shaking the small porcelain bottle in his hand, Tang Wan said as a matter of course: "Sect Master An Nuan figured it out after going to the toilet. Zhou Li asked me to bring it here after I finished researching it, saying that someone here would need it. But I didn't expect that Sect Master An Nuan would research it so quickly, an hour ahead of schedule."

The cold wind blew on everyone's faces and buttocks, making them feel particularly chilly.

Although Liu Kuang's brain was not working well, at least his left brain did not refute his right brain, and Jianjian was responsible for thinking. Soon, he realized the whole process.

"Zhou Li! You schemed against me!!!!!"

Zhou Li ran away.

He ran so fast that Liu Kuang didn't even have the chance to pull up his pants. Just when Liu Kuang realized that it was Zhou Li playing tricks, Zhou Li completely disappeared from the surroundings of the townhouse, leaving Tang Wan disheveled in the wind.

"Let me take a guess."

Tang Wan forced out a smile to show his amusement and said cheerfully, "You were fooled by Zhou Li."

Zhou Li lay on the bed, feeling eroded by the emptiness after the pleasure.

Alas, I didn’t play it right this time, and let Tang Wan mess things up.

Zhou Li felt a little melancholy. He picked up the Coke beside him, looked at the small mountain of sugar in it, sighed, and drank it.

If Tang Wan heard this, he would know something was wrong.

The habit of adding sugar to various drinks was passed on to Zhuge Qing by Zhou Li.

Zhuge Qing didn't get hit, so how could Zhou Li get hit?
As for why Zhou Li wanted to do this...

There is no reason. Does a person who likes to have fun need a reason to have fun?

Thinking of this, Zhou Li turned over, yawned and closed his eyes.

Then the black cat jumped over and kicked him in the head.

"Hey me!"

Zhou Li sat up suddenly and asked in surprise: "Hajixuan is stressed?"

"Although I don't understand, I firmly believe that you are slandering me."

Xu Xuan had a dark face, but it was not noticeable because she said with a dark face: "Zhou Li, have you seen the remains of the Fire Lord with your own eyes?"

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment. He looked at the all-black Hakimi in front of him, nodded, and said, "Yes, we had a passionate interaction. What happened?"

"Where is He?!"

Xu Xuan was overjoyed, "I have something to ask Him!"

Zhou Li hesitated for a moment, and after a brief thought, he said tactfully: "They are all dead."

"The kind of death that cannot be further dead."

Xu Xuan’s brain crashed.

She is a bit like a first-grade student who asks his father how they know each other, and his father responds with a speech: "It's a father-son game with a sniper rifle on the transport ship. You couldn't beat me with your bird sniper, so you kneeled on the ground and asked your father how they knew each other."

I don't understand, I don't know, and I can't respect.

“? Die die die die die die die die?!!!!”

Black Cat showed Zhou Li how to write the word "zha mao", "How could the Fire Lord's remains die??? How could he ...

"This is normal."

Zhou Li spread his hands and said, "I'm tired of living, so I want to leave."

Black cat is totally different.

"What should I do?!"

Xu Xuan's voice was a little tearful, "What should I do if He dies?"

"what?"

Now it was Zhou Li's turn to be confused, "Ber, what's wrong? Is he really your father?"

"What a fart!"

The black cat grinned and kicked Zhou Li in the face. Its little claws were soft and could do no harm. "He is my creator! I want to ask him something!"

"what?"

Zhou Li blinked: "You are not the same species, right?"

"He→is↑not↑my↑father↑↑↑↑"

The black cat collapsed. "He is my creator. The Nine-Life Black Cat is the existence he created. That's why I want to ask him why he created me and what is the purpose of my existence."

“Creation, purpose.”

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, then pointed at himself and asked, "What do you think was the purpose of the person who created me?"

"Have some fun?"

Chat Noir asked hesitantly.

"Yep."

Zhou Li spread his hands, "Why do you care so much about the purpose? Could it be that the Fire Lord felt that the world lacked a cat that would not die easily after committing suicide, so he created you?"

"This reason is ridiculous."

The black cat complained.

"Yep."

Zhou Li was happy, "Why bother about the purpose? Living a good life is the most interesting thing. Everything else is nonsense."

"Yeah······"

The black cat hesitated.

"Well, I'll tell you."

Zhou Li reached out his hand and rubbed the black cat's head vigorously, and said cheerfully: "The Fire Lord created you to kill the Faceless Yellow Clothes, because only you can see the line of fate, and only you can see when the Faceless Yellow Clothes is disguising himself, so he wants you to help others kill the Faceless Yellow Clothes."

"Oh~~~~" Black Cat suddenly became excited, "I told you I have a mission! Quick, where is the faceless man in yellow? Go find the old Taoist priest and kill him!"

"died."

Zhou Li spread his hands and said, "I killed him not long ago."

The black cat was silent.

After a long while, Black Cat sighed in relief. She shook her head, looked at Zhou Li, and said calmly and numbly: "Zhou Li, I fuck you."

"Another rush."

Zhou Li pointed his finger at the cat and smiled again.

"Why····"

The black cat curled up on the balcony, looking at the moon outside the window, and said in disbelief: "I can't believe that I was created to kill the faceless yellow-clothed man. I can't believe that someone would intercept me before I even finished the job. It's outrageous."

"normal."

Zhou Li still had that smiling face, looking both annoying and inexplicably reassuring, "When I first came across... I thought I was the son of destiny, the one who came to bring blessings to the Ming Dynasty. Who would have thought that I would use Coke to harm Liu Kuang's family now?"

"I don't know where to start complaining."

The black cat complained.

"Good slot."

Zhou Li gave a thumbs up.

"Don't make trouble."

The black cat shook his paw, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, and said, "So... I have no purpose anymore."

“Alive.”

Zhou Li said as a matter of course: "Find something you want to do. Are you a character in the game who must be driven by a task before you can move?"

“That’s a donkey.”

The black cat said angrily: "I am noble..."

"Nine-life Black Cat, oh, I haven't heard you introduce yourself for a long time."

Zhou Li was lying on the bed, crossing his legs, and said cheerfully, "You just think too much, Hakimi. You can turn into a human and a cat, and you won't die from eating chocolate and you won't fall from a height. Your talent is enviable even if you don't have the ability to see the line of fate. What's more, you have the cat girl posture, and you can form a fan club just by being cute. You are still worrying about this and that, which is a bit excessive."

The black cat was stunned.

"Well, well, well..."

The black cat now feels a little empty, and the whole cat is a little confused. "I have been pursuing my past and existence, but now, now, now..."

"Isn't this bad?"

Zhou Li raised his eyebrows, "The mission is over, it's okay, you can enjoy your cat life freely."

The black cat blinked.

"What are your plans for the future?"

Zhou Li started chatting right away.

"I do not know."

Sighing, Black Cat said, "I returned to Beiliang after the sect competition. I didn't even take the exam because I was afraid of being held back."

"Then go back."

Zhou Li said: "How about helping Yun Shen reorganize the Yun character class?"

Black Cat was startled for a moment, and the girl as light and beautiful as a cloud appeared in her mind. After thinking for a while, she nodded and said, "Good idea."

"how about you?"

Black Cat asked.

"I will probably have to go back to Beiliang later, so I can visit you guys, and then go to the capital to learn about some of the past events."

Zhou Lifeng said calmly.

The black cat nodded thoughtfully.

"okay I know."

Black Cat perked up again. She looked at Zhou Li and said, "Live well."

"what?"

Zhou Li curled his lips, "Is this... a blessing?"

"For the Nine-Life Black Cat, this is a blessing."

The black cat's tail suddenly became three, which made Zhou Li a little dumbfounded. Then, the black cat pulled out one of its tails, which made Zhou Li extremely dumbfounded.

"promise."

The black cat handed its tail to Zhou Li and said, "A life."

"After you die, you will be reborn with this tail. No matter how much life you have before you die, you will be reborn with a lifespan of twenty years. This is why we, the Nine-Life Black Cats, don't live long."

The black cat sighed and said, "Because my tail can be pulled off."

Zhou Li was stunned for a long time before he asked in astonishment: "You only have three lives?"

"Two."

The black cat corrected himself and said with a grin, "When I return to Beiliang, I will only have one life left, and I will give it to my best friend."

Zhou Li knew that Black Cat was talking about Yun Baibai, but he still didn't understand. He scratched his head and asked, "Then you only have one life left. Can you do it?"

"Do you know how my predecessors died?"

The black cat asked a strange question.

"do not know."

Zhou Li replied.

"Of the nine tails, six died from curiosity, and the remaining three died from having their tails pulled out."

The black cat said nonchalantly, "So, I'm going to try to see if I'll make the same mistake again if I only have one tail."

"This thing is a bit precious."

Zhou Li looked at the tail in his hand. You know, a life is something that cannot be exchanged for even the Nine Realms Immortal Artifacts in the world of immortal cultivation. How many people flock to it and fight for a few years of life.

This tail not only gives people a new life, but also gives them a life span of twenty years. Only then did Zhou Li realize why creatures like the Nine-Life Black Cat were so rare. It should be said that they simply could not survive.

This is no longer a temptation, but a need for human nature.

"Not expensive."

Shaking his head, the black cat said calmly, "You helped me fulfill our tribe's lifelong dream, but I feel like you've gotten a bit of a loss for just one tail. But I don't think you'll mind too much if I can give one to your Cloud God, right?"

"Give it to her."

Zhou Li shrugged, "Her physical condition is prone to problems, so it's a good choice for her. Besides, she's your friend."

"You see, that's why I'm giving you my tail."

The black cat's eyes narrowed into slits. A cat's smile is always cute. "You didn't say Shouyuan, you just said she is my friend."

"What's this about?"

Zhou Li was confused.

"hey-hey."

Black Cat smiled, as if she had gotten rid of something and felt much more relaxed. She looked at Zhou Li and said, "You have to live well."

"It's a shame to lose people like you in this world."

"I think so too."

Tang Wan pushed open the door and smiled like a big ball. "I have never seen my master so anxious. He has started to study how to use the same method to deal with you. Zhou Li, you must defeat him."

"Who told him to steal my dry food and your toilet paper?" (End of this chapter)