My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me
Chapter 296 Young Master, please take it easy. This thing is so unreliable, I am in trouble too.
Chapter 296 Young Master, please take it easy. This thing is so unreliable, I am in trouble too.
The broken stump was knee deep.
Suitable for squatting and looking.
While Sima Qingshan was squatting down...
In the eyes are static fallen leaves.
In my mind is the young master--oh, shit, throw it away quickly.
The stump is one foot thick.
The leaves are two inches long and an inch wide.
In my impression, the mark caused by the fallen leaves embedded in the tree trunk was about two inches wide.
In other words, fallen leaves come in sideways.
It is self-evident how difficult it is to express it horizontally and vertically.
He even initially thought that such long marks could only be shallow scratches.
Squat down.
Probe.
Take a closer look.
The edges of the fallen leaves are zigzag-shaped but not worn, which further proves that this thing was not screwed in.
"It came in."
In Sima Qingshan's mind, the scene of tofu crashing into a stone and remaining intact suddenly appeared.
"That's probably it."
Looking back, I made a visual inspection and found that the young master was about eleven feet away from the tree.
From the perspective of Taibianjing, eleven feet is not that far.
"If we use the imperial court's method of bursting out Qi and blood, it is only equivalent to the realm of casting..."
But this is extreme law.
The distance is enough...
"But eleven feet away, it can still completely protect the fallen leaves, and sneak into the tree without any damage..."
Sima Qingshan tried it many times in his mind to make sure that he could do it with all his strength.
Young Master, he was thrown away casually.
Quietly looking at the fallen leaves, he felt a little scared, dazed, and in disbelief...
It's a bit of a relief.
Also, the alien Thunder Bull who was looking for a mate with the Phaseless Spirit Horse became a bit more serious at the moment.
"Perhaps the young master is no match for it, but the young master's over-the-shoulder throw was probably beyond Niu's expectations..."
Unknowingly, Sima Qingshan squatted down and sighed for ten times.
The fallen leaves on the tree stump rose and fell as he sighed, half hanging in the air and almost falling.
He carefully stretched out his hands, picked it up steadily, and put it into his arms.
This time, he felt at ease.
There was also a little joy in finally discovering the young master's strength.
Turning around, he was stunned again.
"It seems that I can guess it?"
After a long silence, he laughed and shook his head.
Taking two steps turned into laughter.
When we went up the mountain and came to the front of the Beast Sect, we could see the stars looming over the moon from a distance.
The stars are the bosses of various sects.
The young master is the big moon.
"That's how it should be!"
The young master who has been on the path of cultivation for more than half a year must look like this!
As he stepped into the crowd, Sima Qingshan roared in his heart.
"Whoever calls me Qin Wu's first genius in the future, I will beat..."
He paused and suddenly realized.
"Young master, I'm afraid you just want to hide your capabilities and bide your time, right?"
"Qingshan, come on, come on!"
Seeing two whiskers waving at him from a distance, Sima Qingshan felt a little ashamed for no reason.
"That means the young master looks at you differently..."
Suppressing his shame, he walked over, a little far away from Liu Gaosheng.
Liu Gaosheng saw this and pulled him over.
"Distance creates beauty." Sima Qingshan couldn't help but said.
Liu Gaosheng was shocked: "Good boy, Qingshan can talk?"
Hearing this, Shen Qingyun, who was not far away, waved to Sima Qingshan.
Sima Qingshan felt extremely comfortable and trotted over.
"Let me introduce to you seniors," Shen Qingyun pulled Sima Qingshan, with pride in his voice, "Qin Wu's signature, Sima Qingshan, is highly valued by our emperor, and is even more loved by the master of the Qiufeng Sect..."
That is to say, he realized that the young master kept a low profile and bided his time. Sima Qingshan's expression remained as usual.
After hearing this, the elders of Guixu Sect were so worried that they wanted to pull their hair out.
"It's over, how do you support this?"
"In addition to being a flatterer, Sima Qingshan is also the number one genius of Qin Wu. Let's start from this point."
"No matter how talented you are, you can't be as valued as the Shangzong..."
"This Shen Qingyun is well hidden!"
……
Suppressing his inner curse, the elder of the Guixu Sect followed Shen Qingyun's pole and began to hold up Sima Qing's shirt.
The elders of the Beast Sect were a little confused.
"Is this Sima Qingshan?"
"We are both in the third realm, so our mighty force was defeated by him..."
"It seems like there is quite a bit of skill in body refining."
"Qin Wu has been practicing body training and becoming a monk. Do you think he is a spiritual beast?"
……
Mu Xiuzong paid more and more attention to body training.
The little geniuses of the Body Refining Sect who are still in the sect and are being beaten by the world of immortality are progressing at a terrifying rate.
This growth is all seen in their eyes and cannot be faked.
So just as the big boss of Guixu Sect finished his praise, the elder of Mu Xiuzong continued.
Shen Qingyun likes to hear these words.
"As long as the young master likes it..."
Sima Qingshan was speechless. After thinking for a while, he asked quietly: "Young Master, where are you going?"
"Go to the animal pen."
"What?"
"Verify my skills in taming animals."
The young master's ability to not do his job is as strong as his true ability...
Sima Qingshan stopped talking, slowly moved slowly, mingled with his colleagues in the Law Department, and began to inquire about the situation.
After asking about it, his green shirt became a little wet.
"Five, five lectures and four beauties?"
"Hey, why does Brother Qingshan look like this?" Tuoba Yan was stunned, "It seems as if he suddenly came to life."
Tuobatian looked at his younger brother in surprise: "What a metaphor. Please keep up the good work."
"Hey, do you feel the same way?" Liu Gaosheng shook his beard and said exaggeratedly, "Just now he said that distance creates beauty. The more I think about it, the more flavorful it becomes."
Du Kui looked at Sima Qingshan in confusion: "You were still the same when you got up. Where did you just go?"
"Haha," Tang Lin said with a smile, "This is a good thing, it means that Qingshan has finally integrated into the big family of the Law Department."
You are an indifferent and unfeeling monk, how can you have the nerve to say such things!
Sima Qingshan glanced at Tang Lin, not bothering to refute, and asked: "So these people don't believe it, so they go to the animal pen?"
"Don't believe it?" Liu Gaosheng asked doubtfully, "They are all praising me."
Lian Zhan was convinced by Liu Gaosheng, but he didn't dare to speak up. He could only say: "Maybe they want to broaden their horizons."
"What Lian Zhanzhan said is absolutely true!" Liu Gaosheng praised.
He still praises me?
Lian Zhan burst into tears.
Sima Qingshan was thinking carefully.
"The difference between humans and animals lies in their character, emotions, ethics, and principles..."
The young master's wish is beautiful.
The five lectures and four beauties are also excellent.
"This kind of thing is exaggerated when used in the human world, let alone a spiritual beast?"
No matter how spiritual a beast is, it is still a beast...
After thinking about it, he understood most of the situation.
Take another closer look.
The dozens of disciples of the Beast Sect look normal, but in fact they have rich expressions, and they twitch the corners of their mouths from time to time...
"Obviously they are talking through the message."
Turning his gaze, the four sect leaders were chatting and laughing as usual, and occasionally their eyes fell on Shen Qingyun...
He walked towards the four sect leaders.
When everyone in the Law Department saw this, they trembled as if a switch had been pressed, and Qi Ba stretched out his hands to grab the person.
"Brother Qingshan!"
"Qing Shi stay here!"
"That's not it!"
All the big guys turned around in shock.
Shen Qingyun felt numb when he saw it. He hurried over and asked in a low voice.
"what's going on?"
"Brother Qingshan is walking towards the four sect leaders."
"Fortunately, we pulled it fast!"
"Brother Shen, don't worry. Your Majesty told us before we left the Heaven's Punishment, that we should not use martial arts, guard against high promotions, and guard against Qingshan. We should always bear this in mind!"
……
Everyone in the Law Department looked frightened.
Thinking about the scene where Brother Qingshan walked up to the four sect leaders and asked, "Who are you?"
Shen Qingyun wiped his cold sweat, said nothing, and ran to be the moon again.
Everyone looked at each other angrily, and before they could complain, Liu Gaosheng stepped in with a black face.
"My... adoptive father really said that?"
Everyone hesitated, not knowing whether their nodding would damage the relationship between father and son.
"It's not about defense," Tang Lin said with a smile. "The key is that your power is too great. It should not be used except at special moments."
Tang Lin, a monk with thick eyebrows and big eyes, has also turned evil!
Everyone glanced at Tang Lin and remained silent.
Liu Gaosheng savored these words, his dark face quickly receded, and the corners of his mouth gradually turned upward.
"So they are father and son, hehehe...understand me!"
Everyone looked at each other and retreated to discuss.
"I'm afraid he doesn't know that there is such a thing as a traitor in the world, right?"
"As long as he's happy."
"Stop talking about him in the future and praise him instead!"
"Let him spread his wings and fly high on the way to free himself!"
"Isn't this unfair to your lord, that you will end up with a rebellious son in your old age?"
"Let the adults take care of him. This is for his own good."
"I'm actually a little touched. We have paid a lot for Brother Liu's progress..."
"Cuckoo..."
"Whoever is still smiling is simply not human!"
……
Seeing that he could not do anything, Sima Qingshan took a deep look at the four sect leaders.
He still remembers...
"Last time, I looked deeply at the leader of the Beast Sect..."
Hope it works this time too.
In front of the animal pen.
The beasts have already been gathered by the Beast Sect disciples.
With the big boss of the Five Realms around, the spirit beasts were quiet.
The elder of the Beast Sect behind Shen Qingyun looked at the disciples beside the spirit beast. After receiving an imperceptible nod, he felt satisfied.
"I'm afraid everything has been arranged."
"It's not targeting Shen Qingyun, it's just informing the spirit beasts in advance about the five principles and four beauties."
"If the acting sect master finds out..."
"Hey, I'm afraid I already knew it. Don't forget the attitude of the acting sect leader last night."
"If you say you are acting sect master, do you really call me acting sect master?"
"Stay away from this sycophant..."
……
Regardless of whether they are optimistic about Shen Qingyun or not, all the big guys have a special interest in watching Shen Qingyun.
Even Qiu Bei, who was tucking Shen Qingyun into bed, was curious about how the spirit beast would react after listening to the five lectures and four beauties.
"Sect Master," Hua Manyue said worriedly, "If you don't want to persuade him, forget it."
Qiu Bei was about to respond when her heart moved and she looked at Hua Man Yue.
"You're not married yet, and you're worried that your husband's brother will be embarrassed?"
Hua Manyue made a big blush.
Here, Shen Qingyun is ready.
When I told people about it before, he was still a little nervous.
As he talked about his experiences along the way, he became more confident.
"The pursuit of beauty is the instinct of living beings. Why don't the Five Lectures and Four Beauties apply to the world of spiritual beasts?"
"Spiritual beasts are psychic. Even ordinary beasts can have sincere emotions with their owners, let alone spiritual beasts."
"Moreover, not all of the things that are agreed upon in the world of immortality are correct. Aren't we just hungry wolves who have starved for countless generations in vain..."
Taking a deep breath, he looked around at the spiritual beasts.
His eyes especially lingered on the two dogs stabbing each other with knives for a while.
"The most basic instinct of living things is to stay alive."
"From this, breathing instincts began to develop, seeking food, and then becoming strong and reproducing offspring..."
"This is the case with humans, and the same is true with spiritual beasts."
"This is just living. Humans are innate spiritual bodies, and spiritual beasts are psychic. They all have higher pursuits and greater desires..."
"Where does the pursuit go? Where does the desire come from? I think it is the word spirit!"
……
The opening remarks are inseparable from the construction of spiritual civilization.
There has been a change in rhetoric.
The big guys heard this and nodded slightly. When the beasts heard this, few were touched.
BMW lamented: "Young master said it well, the promotion of spiritual beasts comes from the development of bloodline..."
That is to say, he thought that these words would not trigger the ridicule of the beasts, so he did not take any action.
Next, Shen Qingyun changed the topic.
"You are in the Beast Sect, and you deal with humans every day, and they are called companions, which is what I call the harmonious coexistence between humans and spiritual beasts..."
"About harmonious coexistence..."
I'm coming!
BMW is facing a formidable enemy.
As soon as Shen Qingyun finished speaking about the five lectures and four beauties, his demeanor suddenly changed!
The alien thunder bull next to him was at a loss for his preschool education. He was frightened by this momentum and immediately did the splits.
And very high above the Beast Sect, the phantom of Lu and Shu appeared!
Motianfang City.
Uncle Zhou, who was still playing peanuts, glanced at BMW's generosity, curled his lips, and said nothing.
"I have repeatedly screwed up and reentered the Shen Mansion. If I don't get some credit this time... the young master seems to have said that there is such a delicacy as horse intestines?"
The phantom of Lu and Shu is thousands of feet long.
It can alarm Uncle Zhou.
A group of big guys from the Beast Sect are not qualified to feel this supreme aura.
The breath is faint, covering the beasts.
Every word spoken by Shen Qingyun was first transformed by the breath, and then entered the animal's ears.
"When talking about civilization, I'm talking about the two senior dogs over there. It's said that they have cultivated for a hundred years to cross the same boat, and they have cultivated for a thousand years to sleep together. Since they are married, stabbing each other with knives is meaningless except hurting feelings..."
A group of big guys were dumbfounded.
"This... way to tame animals?"
"It seems to be to persuade a fight..."
"Should I say it or not, this persuasion is deeply rooted in people's hearts."
……
The big bosses were speechless here.
The beasts were struck by lightning.
What they heard were the same words that made the beast laugh.
"But it's so strange, why do I feel a touch?"
"It seems that my bloodline, which has been dormant for a long time, has become active again..."
"Is what this human said really useful?"
……
"Talk about hygiene, hey, when it comes to this..."
Shen Qingyun licked his lips and remembered the taste of falcon.
Shit really stinks.
The meat is really fragrant.
"Things used to wipe your buttocks must be stored, collected, and destroyed after use..."
"The Beast Sect is my home, and it depends on everyone to love and protect the Beast Sect! In this regard, I suggest that the Beast Sect can conduct a health campaign to love the Sect in the near future..."
BMW bared his teeth when he heard this, and his face became a little ugly.
"Young master, please take it easy. This thing is so unreliable that I am in trouble..."
After listening to the hygiene talk, all the bosses always felt that something was wrong with them, so they either covered their foreheads or wiped their mouths, which made the noise worse.
"Good boy, this is unheard of."
"Is this to punish the Beast Sect to death?"
"Little You Shen holds a grudge."
"Whether it's just surgery or not, I want to laugh anyway..."
……
Qiu Bei frowned, feeling worried.
"It's only been two lectures. After talking about the four beauties, are you afraid that you will be beaten out?"
Thinking of this, she glanced at the Beast Sect boss.
At this time, even Lian Weiwei looked dumbfounded.
"Sect Master," the elder of Youshou Sect walked to Niu Dawei and asked in a low voice, "Do you want to continue?"
Niu Dawei's cheeks trembled: "Even if it's shit, you have to smile and swallow it."
The elder took a deep breath and left as if he were dead.
Everyone in the Law Department wanted to run away.
"Brother Shen, this is a big deal!"
"What you said is absolutely correct, but...you chose the wrong person? I'm afraid it's the right person!"
"Eh? When you say that, I have a bad feeling..."
"What premonition?"
"Will there also be a patriotic health campaign?"
"hiss!"
……
Everyone was shocked.
The beast was shocked.
When the five lectures and four beauties were finished, 80% of the beasts' bloodline surged, and a few of them fell into epiphany, apparently realizing the inheritance caused by the drastic changes in their bloodline.
After Shen Qingyun said this, his little face was full of longing for beauty.
"Now I seem to have seen that after the implementation of the Five Lectures and Four Beauties, the Beast Sect will have a great prospect of renewing everything. Comrades, I hope we can join hands..."
The conclusion is not finished yet.
A beast flew into the sky.
Also accompanied by ecstatic roars!
"I'm about to break through!"
The calamity of the spiritual beast's breakthrough is still in the initial stages of brewing...
But all the big guys were hacked first.
When they came back to their senses, everyone looked at each other in shock.
"Minato, what a coincidence, right?"
"The saint preached nothing more than this. It must be a coincidence."
"Hey, this scares me. If these words can tame beasts, wouldn't my life of more than three hundred years have been in vain... eh?"
……
Everyone saw another bird fluttering its wings. It was about to go away, but then turned back and stared deeply at Shen Qingyun. The bird's head was lowered in worship.
"Thank you fellow Taoist for your enlightenment!"
Speech is unclear.
Obviously his cultivation level is not deep.
Even if this is the case, do you have to express your thanks?
The big guys looked at each other with a bit of fear.
Shen Qingyun hurriedly returned the gift, not knowing what to say for a moment, so he said smoothly: "I wish you, senior, a successful escape!"
BMW was stunned for a moment, and his blood almost spurted out.
"I...I can't do it! Old Zhou..."
Uncle Zhou stared at the peanut between his fingers in trance. It seemed that there was something fishy about this peanut.
When the six spirit beasts heard Shen Qingyun's method of taming beasts and flew in different directions to prepare for the disaster...
No matter what the big guys think, this method of taming animals has already established a foothold in the world of immortality.
His speed was faster than Qin Wu's establishing a foothold in the world of immortality.
"Afraid the effect is not good enough?"
Shen Qingyun felt a little uneasy when he saw the big guys changing from chatting and laughing at the beginning to being silent at this moment.
Qiu Bei was the first to wake up. Looking around at all the bosses, she felt a little distressed.
"It's really useful, isn't it?"
Hearing the sect leader's rhetorical question, Hua Manyue said confusedly: "It seems to be useful, right?"
The six heavenly catastrophes fell, and the big guys gradually came back to their senses.
His expression was as complicated as if he had eaten a beggar...Falcon, and the mud was the kind produced by Falcon itself.
"Construction of Spiritual Civilization?"
"Five Lectures and Four Beauties..."
"How can I convince myself to accept this scene?"
"Whether it is more important to convince yourself or to accept..."
……
Two elders of the Beast Sect began to vomit blood.
When Niu Dawei saw this, he felt the same and hurriedly asked his disciples to help the person away.
"I won't do anything about spiritual civilization construction for the time being. Let's work on psychological construction first..."
After finishing his mental preparation, he walked towards Shen Qingyun.
"What kind of contradiction is this when facing him?"
I want to kill him again!
I want to ask him again!
"Fellow Daoist Shen's remarks are truly inspiring, I..." Niu Dawei finally chose to bow, "I am deeply touched, thank you, fellow Taoist!"
Seeing this scene, everyone in the Law Department touched their noses and felt a little guilty.
"It's really useful."
"Damn it, my trust in Brother Shen is so unstable!"
"After returning home, each person will write a self-analysis of no less than 8,000 words."
"Hahahaha, I don't have to write it anyway!"
……
Seeing Liu Gaosheng's arrogance, everyone was speechless again. Looking at Brother Shen again, they couldn't help but mutter in their hearts, how can it be done?
Shen Qingyun was returning the gift when the two dogs walked out of the animal pen.
"Woof woof woof, woof woof woof..."
Niu Weiwei, who was crying with joy on the side, hurried over and acted as a dog translator.
"They said they are grateful to Senior Shen for preaching, and they will definitely help each other and respect each other as guests..."
Hearing this, Shen Qingyun was overjoyed and encouraged: "Only when husband and wife are harmonious can a family be beautiful. I wish you both..."
Seeing that Shen Qingyun was starting to congratulate the two newcomers, the four sect leaders turned around and ran away.
"My mother-in-law is living in hell!"
"Mom, please tell me, others will think you are bragging!"
"Five lectures and four beauties, I'm afraid I'm going to have a nightmare tonight..."
"Five Lectures and Four Beauties are not scary. What's scary is that this thing actually works!"
"Qin Wuren, you are so damn good at causing trouble."
……
Six beasts overcome the tribulation.
The four beasts succeeded.
When he came back, he paid homage to Shen Qingyun.
So are the animals.
A discussion on beast taming that no one was optimistic about had a two-thirds success rate in overcoming the tribulation, firmly placing it at the top of the Beast Sect.
At least the ancients couldn't shake it.
"How do you feel?" Qiu Bei finally came over with a strange tone.
Shen Qingyun touched his nose: "Fortunately, I didn't feel embarrassed."
"How embarrassing," Qiu Bei looked at the cultivators of the Beast Sect and sighed, "I'm afraid the Beast Sect wants to treat you as its ancestor."
"It's not that bad," Shen Qingyun said bitterly, "At most, I can contribute to the construction of the Beast Sect and do my best."
You look so humble, you really deserve a beating...
The two walked and talked.
"Why do you suddenly think of discussing Taoism?"
"Progress comes from communication..."
"Tell me something I want to hear."
"Does Mu Xiuzong also have the intention to carry out the Aizong health campaign?"
Qiu Bei glanced at Shen Qingyun, turned around and left.
Shen Qingyun muttered angrily: "You can clearly see it and still ask..."
The elders of the Guixu Sect returned, their expressions gradually becoming excited.
"Haha, five lectures and four beauties, well said."
"Hey, I must have woken up too late. Doesn't what Xiaoyou Shen said conform to the principles of honesty, friendliness, civilization and harmony?"
"No wonder Shangzong..."
"Silence, have you forgotten the sect master's instructions?"
"Tsk, it seems like the spiritual beasts in the world of immortality are just uneducated!"
"But no, as soon as you gain education, you will immediately overcome the tribulation..."
……
The person who accepted Shen Qingyun's method of taming animals the fastest was none other than Niu Weiwei.
When the two grandsons returned to the cave, he was so excited that he paced back and forth.
"Grandpa, a discussion on the Tao, six beasts can overcome the tribulation!"
"If the Beast Sect really implements the Five Lectures and Four Beauties..."
So immersed in the beautiful thoughts, Niu Weiwu forgot to continue talking.
Niu Dawei frowned and thought hard.
"Leave aside the absurdity of the argument, it is really effective..."
Could it be that our level is too shallow to understand?
"Five Lectures and Four Beauties, Five Lectures and Four Beauties..."
While he was pondering, all the elders arrived, and he came to his senses slowly, and his heart sank slightly when he saw this.
I'm afraid they're here to ask me to drive people away.
"That's right. Even I can't accept it, let alone them?"
Just this rush...
His spiritual consciousness was far away and he didn't see the autumn wind coming back. He sighed secretly and asked, "What's the matter?"
All the elders bowed together.
"May I ask the sect master, when will the sect's love sanitation campaign be launched?"
When Niu Dawei heard this, he almost bit his tongue.
After a short moment of silence, he said calmly: "This sect still needs to think about it, you can make up your mind."
God-given treasure, Sect Master, are you still thinking about it?
Sure enough, there is a sect leader with a surname!
All the elders didn't need to look at each other and said in unison: "Start in the afternoon?"
You don’t even want to fucking spend the night?
Niu Dawei was silent for a long time and nodded slowly.
in the afternoon.
Shen Qingyun heard that the Beast Sect was going to carry out a health campaign, and his heart slowly dropped.
"Conquering the Beast Sect is one third of the way to success. Next..."
Thinking of Guixu Sect, he felt a little dizzy.
"It's not easy..."
(End of this chapter)
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