My whole family cultivated immortality without telling me

Chapter 297: My family’s treasure-hunting spirit rat almost ran away from home in fear

The Beast Sect's health campaign was in full swing.

In addition, the monk is very skillful. He can wash the face of the huge beast sect, do a photon rejuvenation, and finally give him a facial...

Three hours later, the Beast Sect, which was ten times larger than the Heavenly Punishment City, had a completely new look.

Putting aside the effect on promoting practice, the eyes of the big men of the Beast Sect feel much better.

"Perhaps making people feel happy is also one of the original intentions of the health campaign?"

"There are many benefits, but we still need to appreciate them carefully. By the way...are there any spiritual beasts who have made breakthroughs in the general cleaning?"

The butler shook his head.

The elders were angry.

Niu Dawei couldn't stand it any longer, frowned and said, "I won't break through just by sweeping the floor. Everyone, your Taoist heart still needs to be diligently cleaned."

"That's what the acting Patriarch taught."

strangeness……

He just returned to the sect master, and now he becomes the acting sect master?

Niu Dawei was puzzled, thought for a while and said: "Now that the movement is over, we have to invite fellow Taoist Shen to come over and see if you have any omissions."

All the elders were overjoyed and bowed in unison: "The sect master said it is true."

Niu Dawei: "..."

Watching the elders go to invite Shen Qingyun, he wondered: "Do these elders have any objections to me?"

"Grandpa, are you overthinking it?" Niu Weiwu, who was wearing a hat and cleaning spider webs, asked doubtfully, "It's normal."

"They called me acting sect master..."

"Shouldn't it be?"

"Call me sect master again."

"It's only a matter of time, Grandpa."

Niu David smiled and said, "Grandson, go and do your work."

"Okay grandpa, I'll use the dust removal talisman to tidy it up so that I can welcome Fellow Daoist Shen..." Halfway through, Niu Weiwu wondered, "Grandpa, you used to call me grandson."

Niu Dawei's heart moved and he was thoughtful.

I told them, and they called me acting sect leader...

"I asked Fellow Daoist Shen to come over and talk to them, and they just called me Sect Master?"

Niu Dawei frowned and stared, a little sweaty.

"Seniors, you really don't need to look at it. The strength of the Beast Sect is widely recognized."

"Fellow Daoist Shen, if you do good things to the end, how about an inspection?"

"This health campaign was proposed by Fellow Daoist Shen. If we don't check it out, it won't be justified."

"Haha, speaking of which, my companion spirit beast has swept three peaks. I wonder if there is a possibility of promotion..."

Shen Qingyun smiled and said: "Everything depends on sincerity. As long as your heart is sincere and upright, everything is possible."

BMW wanted to pout after hearing this.

I don’t dare.

When the elder heard what Shen Qingyun said, his eyes lit up: "My Niu'er has the most sincere heart!"

牛？

Shen Qingyun swallowed his saliva and wanted to ask his senior to take him over for a look. He thought about it and said with a smile, "I can only wish Senior Niu an early promotion."

BMW's face turned green, his consciousness covered the Beast Sect, and he found the sincere Niu...

The green on his face was instantly replaced by black.

"Tie Niu, ahhhhh!"

BMW was so mad that it began to dig at the ground.

The elders of the Beast Sect were surprised and said: "Tianniu's talent is mediocre, and every promotion is extremely difficult. Now...can he be promoted?"

tractor?

Shen Qingyun shut up.

The tongue begins to parade, from the left posterior molar to the right posterior molar, and then to the lower teeth...

Not much pressure.

"Sincerity leads to spiritual success!"

After dropping the word "serious", he began to check the hygiene accompanied by the locals.

At first glance, the Beast Sect looked much more handsome than before.

Halfway through browsing, Shen Qingyun had a good idea and began to dig into the nooks and crannies.

Finally, the group went to the Beast Sect's meeting hall.

Niu Dawei high seat.

All the elders accompany me.

Shen Qingyun...

He started writing seriously, then stopped writing for a moment, looked around at all the bosses, and said with a smile: "In this inspection, the Beast Sect's health creation work is generally very good, and every aspect has been taken into consideration..."

After finishing the routine, the Beast Sect members smiled widely.

"There are also some issues that are worth raising for everyone to discuss."

Is there really a problem?

Niu Dawei was shocked.

In his opinion, the Beast Sect was so clean that it no longer looked like a place where humans and beasts lived.

"May I ask Fellow Daoist Shen, what questions do you have?"

Shen Qingyun glanced at the paper and said with a smile: "It's not much. I glanced around and found fifty-eight questions..."

The elders felt like they had been struck fifty-eight times by the Heavenly Tribulation, which exceeded the sixty-nine Heavenly Tribulations!

"First, the facades of all the Beast Sect's halls are damaged."

"Second, the plaques of five halls are stained, seven are damaged, and the handwriting is unclear."

"Third, there are 18 depressions on the road with accumulated water, and six mountain ladders are damaged."

"fourth……"

"Eighteenth, although the feces in the animal pens were cleaned, they were not removed quickly and treated harmlessly."

"Nineteenth, I visited a few caves selectively, and there are still sanitary blind spots. In some caves, there is even chaos."

……

The heads of all the elders were swollen. When they heard the phenomenon of chaos, they thought it was some kind of spiritual practice characteristic and hurriedly asked.

"Friend Daoist Shen, what are... the ten chaotic phenomena?"

Shen Qingyun explained: "Indiscriminate pulling and hanging, indiscriminate pouring, indiscriminate pasting, indiscriminate parking and indiscriminate construction, and indiscriminate construction."

"Oh…………"

The elders chanted the longest note in history and all looked at Niu David.

Niu Dawei's face was a little stiff, and he said in a deep voice: "Those caves have been announced to the whole sect as a warning to others."

"Senior Sect Leader, it's better to go too far than it is to do better. After all, this is the first time," Shen Qingyun said with a smile, "Pointing out the problems and then improving them is the most important thing."

These are still human words. Niu Dawei smiled and nodded: "Fellow Daoist Shen, please continue."

Shen Qingyun nodded and continued to read the contents on the paper.

"Twentieth, there is no health education column at the gate of Beast Sect..."

"Wait! What is this health education column?"

"To promote the importance of hygiene, in the future, it can also be used to describe the Five Lectures and Four Beauties. If there are good people and good deeds, they can also be posted on it to show recognition..."

The big guys of the Beast Sect were sweating a little.

"Twenty-one is the issue of greening, especially the forest..."

Gang Forest?

The eyes of all the big guys were rolling around.

"Fellow Daoist Shen, is this a grudge against Gangshu?"

"Perhaps there is a grudge against the Phantom Sea Falcon..."

"For him, the falcons have become a feast, and the gang trees have become bald. What else does he want?"

Shen Qingyun explained: "In terms of greening, we must ensure that there are no dead or missing trees, and the land is bare... I just passed through the Gang Forest, and all the trees were bare..."

Niu Weiwu said quickly: "It's my fault. I saw that Fellow Daoist Shen liked the gang leaves, so I ordered people to pick them all."

"Will it still grow?"

"Well, it will take more than ten years."

"The time is a little long and the impact is a little big..."

Niu Dawei clenched his hands into fists and shouted: "Cut them all off!"

Shen Qingyun smiled and cupped his hands: "Sect Master, I saw just now that a tree fell down and there was no one to take care of it, so why not cut it down together?"

Listen!

But I picked up the fallen leaves that the Phantom Sea Falcon wiped its ass with...

The leaves are gone!

The Falcon is gone!

"Now we still have to cut the grass and root out the roots?"

All the elders wiped their sweat and some did not dare to listen anymore.

Shen Qingyun continued to speak.

After finishing the fifty-eight questions, he took a sip of spiritual tea, crossed his fingers, looked around and spoke.

"It's a good thing to discover problems. I believe that as long as the problems are solved, the Beast Sect's creation movement will surely rise to a new level..."

Niu Dawei nodded repeatedly when he heard this, and sighed: "Elders, listen, there are many problems. Next, we have to find a way to continue to implement the five lectures and four beauties... on hygiene!"

Just as the elders were about to nod, they suddenly got excited.

Five plus four equals nine...

This is someone who cares about hygiene!

For a moment, their hearts retreated to the rhythm of a general's order.

At this moment...

The aura of heavenly calamity appears.

The beast sect bosses were all shocked and appeared outside the meeting hall in an instant.

"where is it?"

"That way! Outside Elder Wang's cave!"

"I'll go, yes, it's Tieniu?"

"Hahaha, don't be scared, cow, I'm coming too!"

……

Elder Wang laughed three times, and when he was already in the air, he turned around and smiled gratefully at Shen Qingyun.

Seeing this scene, all the elders looked at each other with shame.

"What a fool, you actually backed down?"

"The sect leader will fight, but I won't fight!"

"For the rest of my life, I will defend the Five Lectures and Four Beauties to the death!"

……

After some painful reflection, everyone faced Shen Qingyun and bowed down.

"Please give me some advice, Fellow Daoist Shen!"

Shen Qingyun returned the gift with his hands raised: "One person's power is weak, so it is better to pool our wisdom and efforts to make the Beast Sect better!"

Watching everyone re-enter the meeting hall, Niu Dawei rubbed his chin, thoughtfully.

"The power of a person is weak..."

An hour later, Shen Qingyun left with the gratitude of the elders of the Beast Sect.

Holding dozens of pages of improvement measures, the elders were sweating, feeling happy, and yearning for it.

"Judging from these corrective measures, Fellow Daoist Shen is by no means aimless!"

"He has a groove in his chest."

"Fortunately, we are not arrogant and complacent. If we don't ask him for advice, how can we obtain the Creation... Wei Zhenjing?"

"After these rectifications, the spirit beasts of our Beast Sect will surely improve by leaps and bounds!"

"This is the simplest path among the Five Lectures and Four Beauties. Everyone, the Beast Sect has a bright future!"

"Hahaha, I'm really looking forward to the day when the beasts from the four realms of the Beast Sect are everywhere..."

……

Walking all over the place?

BMW felt like vomiting blood.

As soon as the Beast Sect started to clean up, the five bosses knew that the Beast Sect had fallen.

In addition, there was another banquet in the evening, and Shen Qingyun defeated the sect leader and became a guest...

"Damn it, if I had known that if I asked the Beast Sect to clean up, I would be a guest. This sect...hey!"

"Is Niu Dawei's forehead pinched?"

"Others are not fools. If it is useless, how can they do this?"

"I heard that after cleaning up in the afternoon, another spiritual beast was promoted. Although the process was difficult... but that was the Iron Bull, who is notoriously difficult to promote."

"Tieniu? Could it be Elder Wang Tieniu's ox?"

"No..."

"Tsk, is this a lucky turn of events for him?"

……

During a banquet, external forces complained one after another.

The members of the Beast Sect were also discussing it heatedly.

"I heard that Senior Brother Niu Weiwu was scolded badly."

"How to say?"

"The inside and outside of his cave are filled with paintings of formless spirit horses..."

"You're going to be scolded for this?"

"It is said that it violates the ten taboos of Fellow Daoist Shen."

"Hey, have you heard about the corrective measures?"

"I heard that my family was so frightened that they almost ran away from home."

"How?"

"It is said that there is one thing called getting rid of the four pests, and the spirit rat tops the list."

……

Everyone in the Law Department sweated continuously after listening to the discussion of the Beast Sect disciples.

"I can guarantee you that after the New Year, you will be punished by God."

"It's so scary, but it doesn't matter to me."

"Who among us has never peed in the street?"

Everyone looked at each other, and finally looked at Du Kui.

Du Kui's face darkened: "I'm just more particular than you!" Everyone smiled meaningfully: "Understood, we understand."

"Humph!"

Du Kui turned his head and chatted with Sima Qingshan on the left.

Sima Qingshan raised his buttocks and moved to the left.

Du Kui's eyebrows twitched: "What do you mean?"

"You don't even understand this," Liu Gaosheng said calmly, "Go and take a pee and you can join us."

"Hmph, don't be ashamed!"

Du Kui stood up and left.

Not ashamed?

Several people's eyes widened.

"Does this mean you are so embarrassed?"

"It's better to say shameless."

"Everyone, be careful in the future and don't call him when you go to the latrine."

"I suggest that the legal department build a separate toilet for women..."

"Agree!"

……

The most memorable aspect of the night banquet was the constant patrolling by dozens of Beast Sect disciples.

If any food scraps fall on the floor within three snaps, they will pick them up and take them away.

So after a night banquet, it was as clean as if it had never been eaten.

Not to mention the monks of the four sects, the female cultivators of the Muxiu Sect could not bear it.

Just waiting to complain...

They also saw the garbage-picking Beast Sect disciples sorting garbage not far away, and they couldn't help but be surprised.

"What's this?"

"Put one bag for peels, one bag for cores, and one bag for bones... hiss!"

"I, I really want to return to the clan..."

……

Qiu Bei was also speechless.

The Beast Sect worked even harder on things that had nothing to do with cultivation.

On a normal day, this would make people laugh out loud.

but……

"In the morning, there were six beasts to overcome the tribulation, and in the afternoon there was another one. It is still the most difficult iron bull to be promoted..."

At this moment, she was a little uncertain.

"Is hygiene so important to spiritual beasts?"

With this in mind, she waved to Shen Qingyun.

"Sister, let me toast you..."

"We'll drink the wine later," Qiu Bei whispered, "How can hygiene be so useful to spiritual beasts?"

Shen Qingyun said seriously: "These are the most basic."

"After the basics?"

"Knowing integrity and etiquette, this is the foundation of civilization."

"Civilization?" Qiu Bei was confused, "Why is it getting involved like this again?"

Shen Qingyun smiled and said nothing.

The beast sect disciples sorted the garbage awkwardly but firmly, completely putting an end to the complaints from external forces.

When leaving the banquet, the five sect members ran as fast as they could.

On the other hand, the elders of Guixu Sect were thoughtful.

"Everyone, Xiaoyou Shen has some tricks up his sleeve."

"I also feel that he is not simply treating the Beast Sect..."

"Did you hear what he said to Master Qiu just now?"

"Knowing integrity and etiquette is the basis of civilization...Eh? Civilization?"

……

After returning to the cave, the elders began to discuss it heatedly.

"It seems that it really has something to do with rectifying the atmosphere..."

"Five Lectures and Four Beauties, does this extend to the foundation of civilization?"

"For such profound things, I feel like he is just speaking for others..."

"Could it be an obscure suggestion from Shang Zong?"

"Otherwise, how could he mention the word civilization?"

"Speaking of which, the Guixu Sect's rectification of the world of immortality always seems to be superficial, unlike Shen Xiaoyou's...implementation?"

……

After discussing for a long time, a messenger came to find Qiu Feng's fault.

After wandering around Luowufang City for a long time, he got pretty good information about Shen Qingyun.

We even went to the banned Xiaofang City next door for a walk.

After receiving the communication charm, he smiled knowingly.

"Shen Xiaoyou has just arrived in Luowufang City, and the Shangzong's special envoy is here. It's not fate..."

It's easy to explain anything if it's fate.

"Is it possible that the special envoy of the Shangzong is still dissatisfied with the rectification of the atmosphere and wants to remind you through my little friend?"

The autumn wind is not good, I frown and think, and I can't figure it out.

"It's better to go to Xianping Mountain."

While thinking, he had reached the interior of Xianping Mountain.

With a sweep of his consciousness, he locked onto the little old man with the highest level of cultivation, and his eyes narrowed slightly.

At this moment, Master Zhang of Xianping Mountain is lighting wax and burning incense.

Behind the fragrant wax, what is placed is not a tablet, but a communication talisman.

Seeing the communication talisman, Qiufeng's pupils shrank.

"This is not like an ordinary communication talisman. How can he have this thing?"

Just as he was thinking about this, Master Zhang bowed deeply to the messenger talisman and spoke with sincerity and respect.

"I am reporting to the special envoy of the Shangzong that everything is well with Little Friend Shen. I have received word from Qin Wu that I am going on a killing spree in Motianfang City. I am selling a large store. All the forces are in turmoil, and all the trees and grass are under attack..."

After he finished speaking, he bowed a few more times, carefully put away the messenger charm, and turned around with a smile...

Hun'er was scared out of his wits.

"Senior..."

The autumn wind was not good and he helped Sect Master Zhang, who was about to kneel down, and said with a gentle smile: "The autumn wind of Guixu Sect is not good. It's really presumptuous to come here late at night. My fellow Taoist, please forgive me."

The master of Guixu Sect?

Sect Leader Zhang's soul felt like it was wearing hip armor, floating in the air, but never returning to the body.

After he took a sip of Qiufeng's spiritual tea that was not easy to brew, he woke up and said with a wry smile: "Master of the sect, this junior is really frightened and extremely rude..."

"Don't talk about this," Qiu Feng said seriously, "Do you know Shen Qingyun, fellow Taoist?"

Sect Master Zhang's heart moved slightly, and he nodded and said: "This junior and Shen... Qingyun have met several times."

With just one sentence, Qiufeng Bubu understood a lot.

"Knowing that I heard it, you still dare to talk nonsense... The confidence probably comes from the communication talisman!"

Moreover, the owner of this sect really has the guts not to say anything...

After thinking for a while, he continued to test and sighed: "Little friend Shen entrusted me with the Guixu Sect regarding the hypermarket. I feel that it is a heavy responsibility..."

I haven't heard of this.

Sect Master Zhang respectfully smiled and said: "Sect Master is a great talent, he will be able to capture him easily, but I don't know that Sect Master is riding in Xianping Mountain, what are your orders?"

"Haha, the leader of the Zhang family is out of town," Qiu Feng said unfazedly. "I had discussed with the leader of the Qin State about the soil interest mine before, and I knew that Xianpingshan was also a fellow traveler, so I came here to pay a special visit..."

"Ah, I see, this junior is scared..."

As long as Shen Qingyun is not mentioned, the two of them talk happily.

The autumn wind was not easy to mention, so the head of the Zhang family smiled and said nothing.

Qiu Feng had no choice but to deal with Sect Leader Zhang, and finally asked: "I heard from people in Fangshi that Xiaoyou Shen has a Five Realm Spirit Boat in his hand, which was a gift from an expert. Is this possible?"

"Exalts act, and juniors really don't dare to speculate," Sect Master Zhang said in a shameful voice, "Master Qiu Feng Sect, please forgive me."

"Haha, I just asked you casually, I'm not going to say that," Qiu Feng was not satisfied with the unexpected rejection, and stood up to say goodbye, "Soon, I want to visit Qin Wu, would Clan Master Zhang be willing to go with me?"

Sect Master Zhang bowed and said, "Dare you disobey your orders? Sect Master, please walk slowly."

Seeing Qiu Feng leave badly, Sect Master Zhang frowned and thought.

"The master of the Guixu Sect must have come here because of Xiaoyou Shen..."

Where did he find out that Shen Xiaoyou was connected with the special envoy of Shangzong?

The information was incomplete, and he did not dare to speculate. After thinking about it, he flew to Qin Wu's station in Luowufang City to find out if there was any recent news.

Seeing this scene, Qiu Feng smiled bitterly and controlled the spirit boat to leave.

"Actually guarding against our sect? That means we have straightened out the atmosphere, huh..."

It seems that this trip was unsuccessful, but the performance of Sect Leader Zhang somewhat illustrates the problem.

With this judgment, Shen Qingyun is almost equal to the special envoy of Shangzong.

After thinking for a long time, he shook his head and sighed.

"He won't be like me. After being beaten twice, he fell into the eyes of the special envoy of the Shangzong?"

Look at their relationship...

I'm afraid it will be more than two meals!

The autumn wind was not good, I touched my nose and continued to think.

"The news about Little Friend Shen should be reported to Clan Master Zhang..."

The special envoy of Shangzong didn't contact Shen Xiaoyou?

"In this case, Shen Qingyun probably doesn't know about the special envoy of Shang Zong..."

Don’t know but still paying attention? Therefore, it is not to rectify the bad atmosphere. The special envoy of Shangzong used Shen Qingyun to remind him!

After confirming this, he once again pondered the content of the communication talisman he had received before.

"Five Lectures and Four Beauties, the foundation of civilization..."

This is going to kill me!

"If you don't do good business, you are thinking about rectifying the atmosphere. Shen Qingyun, what do you want to do?"

As we pondered all the way back to the Beast Sect, the sky was getting brighter.

Just after putting away the spirit boat, it landed...

"stop!"

Seeing Xiao Zhuji holding himself back, Qiu Feng was slightly startled, and asked with a smile: "What's wrong?"

Little Zhuji didn't say anything, took out a dust-removing talisman and called it towards the autumn wind.

The autumn wind didn't hide away even if it wasn't good. He was puzzled by the dust-removing blow: "What does this mean?"

Xiao Zhuji then bowed respectfully.

"Master Qiu Feng Sect, please forgive me, these are the new rules given by the Beast Sect."

"What's the rule?"

"Everyone who joins the sect, no matter human or animal, will leave the dust."

Qiu Feng was silent for a moment, stepped forward, nodded and said with a smile: "Not bad."

When he first entered the sect, he felt that he had entered the wrong door.

The changes in the Beast Sect were so great that they were earth-shaking.

Not to mention clean and tidy...

"Hand-in-hand to create a hygienic beast sect, heart-to-heart to create a civilized home?"

"Cleaning Beast Sect, start with me."

"Healthy Beast Sect, beautiful practice."

"Hygiene is the face of the sect, and civilization is the window of the sect."

……

The autumn wind was not good, and I kept wiping sweat while reading all kinds of slogans while walking.

Wait until you reach the core area of ​​the sect...

The light of the sword and the shadow of the sword.

Talisman and seals are flying.

He thought that the beast cultivator and Qin Wuren were getting into trouble.

"Old, mouse?"

Taking a look at what was being fucked, there were mice running around all over the floor...

"Senior, let's take a look at my Splitting Shadow Sword!"

As soon as the autumn wind lifted his feet, a semi-psychic little mouse swooped past and was nailed to the ground by the sword light, squeaking and squeaking.

"You still dare to scream? The sect has said that noise is also pollution, and the crime is even worse!"

Watching the beast cultivator draw his sword to catch rats, and even cast spells to clean the blood...

"Have you gone so far as to destroy corpses and destroy traces of your health?"

I felt stressed all of a sudden!

Qiu Feng took a deep breath and moved on.

Niu Dawei, coming towards me.

You didn't notice it at first sight, but you didn't realize something was wrong until you got closer and the autumn wind was bad.

The acting sect leader of the Beast Sect, his face was neatly trimmed, with not a single hair in sight.

The bun is perfectly combed...

"Oh, no, it's that hairpin, it has its own binding power?"

What the hell are you doing?

Qiu Feng couldn't help but cursed in his heart, but on his face he praised: "I haven't seen you for a long time, the Beast Sect makes me look at him with admiration."

Niu Dawei was about to be greeted when he suddenly heard a buzzing sound...

"Bah!"

His breath became a sword, chopping down a passing fly.

Before the two halves of the body hit the ground, they were caught by a piece of gauze.

The gauze had a spirit, caught it and closed it, as if an invisible big hand was rubbing it, and the body was gone.

After finishing this set, Niu Dawei shook the gauze and put it away, breathed a sigh of relief, and bowed.

"Just after killing the flies, another one came, which made the door owner laugh."

Is he talking about me?

Qiu Feng Sect Master: "..."

(End of this chapter)